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abi no be soo

thanks everyone

Hotwire:
Efe,
I am here to bash the likes of you not join issues. You wanna use the backside to cause commo?

hotwire, take am small small naaaa

i luv dis pics

A little boy was doing his maths homework.


He said to himself,


"Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven.


Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine, "


His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"


The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."


"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.


"Yes," he answered.


Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"


The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."


The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of bitch is four?"


After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

thanks spyker

thnx man

Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is
refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butt.
Man: What are you doing?
Girl: Playing tabla. Man turns over and says, "Can you play
flute?"

Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never
seen a pussy before.

What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them.

A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making
love. She said, "Aww, so sorry, exkooz me pleazo,Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller
says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake". "Oh no!" exclaimed the
prostitute, "I have been raped".

Mother was scolding the daughter,
"I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb".
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has
already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month"

All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin
towers and destroy their pentagon.



The horse and the chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud
hole and is sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to
safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives forward saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow
again.
This time the chicken fell in the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said,, "I think I can stand over the hole." ,
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my "THING" and
pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story ……

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*****
If you have a "Thing" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks.

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, **

girl:**'Hello?'**


man:**'Hi honey.**
man:**This is Daddy.**
man:**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

girl:**'No, Daddy.**
girl:**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


girl:**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
man:**Right now?'**

Brief Pause.


man:**Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
man:**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


girl:**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


girl:**'I did it, Daddy.'**

man:**'And what happened, honey?' **

girl: 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'**

man:**Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

girl: **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too he was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.**
girl:**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it so he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****


**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? , * *


man:**Is this the house number 486-5731?'*


girl:**No, I think you have the wrong number, *

see kasala ooo

nice one blacksta

Vic2k3:
U sure?but u will luv your . . . 2 b licked wont u?

hey vicks, take am easy now

@vic2k3 ur always funny man, anyway gudnite man see ya later

common tanimz, honestly i wasnt, we are really cool k? honestly am not mad at u, do u believe me now?

i guess i'll be going now my fellon Nlanders well gudnite my bro and sis. See ya tomorrow

tanimz:
^^ No, he isn't.

That was not my intention. Sorry if I made you feel like that.

nah its ok, i wasnt really mad

tanimz dont make me look like a jackass now i understand plssssssssssssss

Vic2k3:
@efe mine sweet, mine chewing gum, mine  biscuit,mine mine mine u ain't wrong.@others. Sorry u all missed our wedding 2day, i will appreciate if una leave us 2 ourselves(cos dis na our 1st night 2geda) make we do . . . . . . .

hmm now something is about to happen , dis is wat i love
hey vicks, dont have mercy on her ooooo

common i wasnt daft, i read dat quite well

Vic2k3:
Remember 2day i told u i waz liberal i really meant it. So dis is d opportunity 4 u 2 spill it or 4eva remain silent.

i swear am innocent ok? vicks just trust me

common vic2k3 dont tink like dat, u shuld knw i wont do dat

@tanimz yes na u now, u even testify to am self, so u too be tatafo

Vic2k3:
**i tink element g got a crush on efe**

ah now dats d last thing, i guess am just close maybe cos she's d first person i knew on Nland

tanimz:
Just to name a few:

tanimz

Efe.

efe no be me talk dat one ooo

alright efe, i knw i was guilty *still holding plastered behind* am sorry

wow great work efe, i luv dat one at least i learnt a great lesson dats y they say two heads are gooder than one, at least no one knows it all

tanimz:
^^ First class tatafo.

na u talk am now, ok tell me d name of one female for dis world wey no dey do tatafo

honestly speaking, i was only an interpreter in d whole matter

hmm nice one, *the secrets of d bad chikas* no be me talk am ooo

Vic2k3:
Element how's your behind doing?

girl, its not doing gud at all and efe refused to say sorry

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6577910#msg6577910 date=1281897867]**sniggers**

He's got Plaser Of Paris on it [/quote]

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6577826#msg6577826 date=1281896832]Element  

Why d'you want Efe to say sorry to you??

And why is such an apology important to you??[/quote]k lets just bone d case, element na strong guy now abi no be so??

kk but hope u aint mad, i was only kidding ok, i can see ur really serious about d whole thing dis time but anyway u should know i'll always be on your opinion

at least option two is still ok? efe dont be stingy common am crying now