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Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 7:07pm On Aug 15, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493809.msg6577697#msg6577697 date=1281895140]^^ abi?

E be as e get sha. . . tongue[/quote]efe will never change, u still whine me ontop d matter, honestly u don kolo finish girl smiley smiley smiley chai EFEEE!!!! grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:04pm On Aug 15, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6577689#msg6577689 date=1281895053]Oh I know what Plaster-Of-Paris is. . .

well, in that case - what can I say?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/quote]u av two options on d way u want to beg me

option 1kisselement is crying like a baby, he wants efe to put him on her laps and give him milk from her bossom cry cry cry cry*

option 2:- *element is crying and all he wants is sorry from efe*
Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 6:57pm On Aug 15, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493809.msg6577642#msg6577642 date=1281894435]^^ Ever heard the term: "moved on. . ."?[/quote]it get as it be ooo, chai women, o ga ooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 6:54pm On Aug 15, 2010
p.o.p means plaster of paris, it is dat hard white stuff u see on peoples broken arms and legs but dis one was customized for my behind cry cry cry cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 6:48pm On Aug 15, 2010
and huh efe, next time u shuld pls take it easy on d spanking, as am speaking now, i av a customized pop tied to my behind undecided undecided undecided cry cry cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 6:46pm On Aug 15, 2010
talking about it, are u in d office now?
Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 6:43pm On Aug 15, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493809.msg6577602#msg6577602 date=1281893826]Oh I forgive him. . .

But I'm not taking him back tongue[/quote]y now?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 6:43pm On Aug 15, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6577582#msg6577582 date=1281893584]**Coughs**

erm. . .do I hear my name being called?? lipsrsealed[/quote]yep as i said, who doesnt like saying ur name wink wink wink grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 6:15pm On Aug 15, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 6:10pm On Aug 15, 2010
Vic2k3:
I am not dat way man.am liberal
now wat can make a man more noble. man u are highly respected by me
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 6:06pm On Aug 15, 2010
Vic2k3:
I owe u 1
no probs, wat are pals for

Anonymous2:
^^^ How many behinds have you got bruv? huh
i dont understand dat man?? huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 6:01pm On Aug 15, 2010
huh i guess ur her new lover (not sure) and ur pleading on behalf of her ex-lover
*element wake up, u must be dreaming*
does Nland make pple soo intimate like dat
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:58pm On Aug 15, 2010
yeah thanks, but man my a.ss is still hurting me embarassed embarassed undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 5:47pm On Aug 15, 2010
just dat when i saw u ask her about those lines (4give my trespassess, blablabla and all those paparazzis) i thought maybe u guys quarrelled and u were apologizing
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:45pm On Aug 15, 2010
Vic2k3:
Oh am sorry.i tot u were a man(no offence meant)
u shuld even be thanking me, wat if i mistakenly hurt her, i know dat u will kill me instead wink wink undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by ElementG(m): 5:42pm On Aug 15, 2010
@vic2k3, huh wait a minute, u and efe, are u quarrelling undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:36pm On Aug 15, 2010
@vic2k3, man u really missed, u shuld av seen efe in action, she soo spanked me dat i was vomitting padlock, man dat girl is tough oooo, i just cant handle her fight smiley smiley smiley undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Body Swopping by ElementG(m): 3:19pm On Aug 15, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493215.msg6576821#msg6576821 date=1281881779]Sorry - I prefer to keep my distance from you two. . . lipsrsealed embarassed undecided[/quote]wink wink wink u wont wanna do dat efe wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Body Swopping by ElementG(m): 3:13pm On Aug 15, 2010
sledge406:
So u noticed?
i kind of noticed grin grin grin

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493215.msg6576808#msg6576808 date=1281881480]hmmm. . .

Sledge and Element?? shocked shocked

see as una 2 dey eye each other uphill and downhill

Oya make una body swoop each other. . .Wait!! Just need to fetch my camcorder tongue[/quote]urggghhh, u no go ever change, well efe y dont u come and swoop it off for me wink wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by ElementG(m): 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2010
very funny,man those jokes were killing grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Body Swopping by ElementG(m): 2:33pm On Aug 15, 2010
sledge406:
Wetin una dey turn here into?
From operating room to Animal farm of rabbit and carrot.

Efe, hold d scissors as far as u don't go near junior and my hair else I'll deboobs u
dats not too bad

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493215.msg6575444#msg6575444 date=1281835357]Look again

I don use scissors commot all the parts you mention and more

now just waka commot!![/quote]now dats crazy, u actually deboobed urself shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 2:22pm On Aug 15, 2010
Studio CFR:
I'm aware of my celebrity status.
oh please, we all know dat ur well respected, huh common am sorry man
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 2:20pm On Aug 15, 2010
so huh studio, u still mad at me, i apologized yesterday
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 2:18pm On Aug 15, 2010
so happy sunday everybody, at least i av hope i wont go to hell fire today grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2010
and huh before i leave dis thread for u studio. Just want u to know dat its not my fault dat u dont knw d meaning of friendship

blacksta am sorry ok? ur highly respected by me ok? abeg my guy no vex oooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:01pm On Aug 14, 2010
blacksta:
then u send her the link  - ol boy no make i send u downloaded slaps  grin
hehehe very funny

Studio CFR:
@HELMET- Bounce Comot - woman wrapper
it get as it be for u oooo, actually is element oooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:59pm On Aug 14, 2010
ummm, studio cfr am kinda sorry ok, i respect u
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:57pm On Aug 14, 2010
now dis is soo boring
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:54pm On Aug 14, 2010
blacksta:
how many times u go post the same yoke
actually efe wanted to read it
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:53pm On Aug 14, 2010
Studio CFR:
Bros- e don do!
huh, if i may ask, why?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 4:48pm On Aug 14, 2010
wat about dis grin grin grin

A dog, a cat, and a p.enis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The p.enis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Women Lie. . . by ElementG(m): 4:47pm On Aug 14, 2010
na d truth now, thank God self say u too be woman smiley smiley smiley wink

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