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Vic2k3:
9ice 1

common vick, i thought we were through wit dat

chai see chaos for nairaland

blacksta:
C honey loff me and u  na d latest couple for Nl  forget d haters

hmm *thinking* dats true, dats true, as they say, "whatever sango has joined together let no man put asunder"

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481795.msg6581124#msg6581124 date=1281967194]

Wicked Soul!!   [/quote]wicked ke? no be u bring up d idea of swooping body parts and by d way d part wey dem wan commot, u no to need am abi shey u need am

cynthoney:
Sorry oh. its just that i loff them toothless,u kw

so that he doesnt bite my ***  

hey cynthoney oooo, chai so u bad like dis anyway, take it easy on blacksta oooo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481795.msg6581096#msg6581096 date=1281966820]

You mean you and Hotwire are G.ay??

or una dey swing both ways??!!

ok, I rest my case then. . .

**quickly exits this thread. . .**[/quote]God forbid bad thing, me ke, i no fit be G,ay now?

As they say, there is a woman behind everyman's success, na lie, instead it is there is a woman behind every man's abnormality

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481795.msg6581066#msg6581066 date=1281966501]Let me help you finish that sentence. . .and the more men just can't or berra still, won't do without us!![/quote]maybe u havent heard d word G.ay lolzzz

kk see ya later

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496201.msg6581033#msg6581033 date=1281966217]**Bros enjoy it while you can - cause it won't last long, trust me. . . **[/quote]and y do u say dat

abi na true naaa

efe, what is the similarity btwn a woman and liability?

The more they grow, the more ur expenses increases

hmmm, i see *gone soft huh?*

cynthoney:
Oh my baby,im so sorry

oya come and take a big hug

dont mind element,he is just jealous

i loff u,u hear

hey cynthoney, y u dey do me like dis, no be u use ur own hand commot im teeth, u come use style push am for my head, pity me now

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481795.msg6580921#msg6580921 date=1281965164]<smiles>

Hotwire - you flatter me! [/quote]oh boy efe so u be 4wheel drive, e no easy oooo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg6580904#msg6580904 date=1281965035]and here's one more - a bit rude but hey. . .

A bloke suffers 60% burns on his legs, hes in pain and summons the nurse.

Is there anything you can give me for the pain?

The nurse thinks for a minute, "Yes Viagra" she says, "Viagra?" says the patient.

Yes, it will keep the sheet off your burns

[/quote]efe y u dey do me like dis, all my trousers don wet for piss

God forbid bad thing

@blacksta, u see i told u, everyday no be christmas,
see now, u don lose ur incissors

efe see wetin u don cause, in fact i no go check ur posts again, i don dey piss for body already naaa

@blacksta u never knw dis chicks mood and u wan hug dem, d day wey be say na teeth dem go take welcome u still dey come

makajibbz:
which kian name b element g

oh boy make i tell u d truth, if u carry dat kind name waka for road, chicks go dey die for ur back

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6580789#msg6580789 date=1281963847]I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. . . [/quote]yeah i knw but its just dat i dont feel comfortable when am kinda not in gud talking terms wit a friend

abeg efe take am small small, u no dey even let vibration stop for my ribs before u crack am again

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493230.msg6580712#msg6580712 date=1281963161]Here's another good one (but it isn't rude sha)

Mother Nature

Two guys work for the city, one digs holes the other fills them up.

A man watching them can't understand what they are doing. Finally he says "I see how hard you guys are working, but, I am confused, one of you digs the holes, but then the other one fills them in again!"

The hole digger says "yeah I know, the guy who plants the trees is sick today" ![/quote]Gosh, see daftility of d highest order, nice one efe, nice one

so efe as i said, is he still suspecting me cos i really was clean yesterday

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=489399.msg6580673#msg6580673 date=1281962749]Hope y'all remember the nursery rhyme . . . Mary had a little lamb??

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

[/quote]abeg efe u don start again, no kill me for here ooo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg6580602#msg6580602 date=1281962205]Thanks all - glad u like 'em

[/quote]of course we do, ur creative and dat must be appreciated

efe i dey feel your swaggs oooo, who no like better thing

u wey talk say make me and ben no spoil u, shey as u dey now if one guy wey get everything complete approach u now, shey u go tell am no

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=497852.msg6580541#msg6580541 date=1281961533]This' been posted before. Thought still funny. [/quote]hmmm, okay i'll get some other classic jokes

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=497865.msg6580529#msg6580529 date=1281961427]Lol!

Element & Ben - abeg make una nor spoil me jor! I never open eye yet!![/quote]huh, u wey u dey talk now, tell me say if one guy wey dey complete approach u now, u go talk no, if u do honestly i will turn to capital letter Q

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=497865.msg6580504#msg6580504 date=1281961092]Lol. . .in my area, you must have both BMW and a horse thing. The babes here has big eyes. [/quote]thanks man

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=497865.msg6580504#msg6580504 date=1281961092]Lol. . .in my area, you must have both BMW and a horse thing. The babes here has big eyes. [/quote]how do u survive in dat kind of place, o ga oooo