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El Guapo:
Lol. . .u don start again huh

u dey fear?

lol wats up bro

lazy boy

*cruises by in his Jaguar* hmm a new bar, not bad. So who's on d kentro levels in dis place?

jackpot:
El, that's my line you cornered. . .it's actually funny yabbin someone wit dat.

but why you no get copy[i]left[/i] from me?

abi, you wan use chewing gum do super glue?

KASA!!! CHAI, dat is rude MEHHHNNN!!!

A boy hated his mum for giving birth to a younger bro cos he wanted to be d only one so he devised an evil plan. That night, he went to his mum when she was sleeping and rubbed poison on her nipples thinking when his bro wakes up to suck, he will die.

SHOCKER NEWS THE NEXT MORNING, WHEN THEY HEARD THEIR DRIVER DIED FROM POISONING

sleep tight

rokiatu:
How?

A bit vulgar and stoopid.

okay rookie, one hot shot coming up

Sophizzy:
You nau . . .

shey i fall down?

Sophizzy:
Maybe.

see ur mouth

rokiatu:
I am moody.

Can you make me laugh?

wats my job, just tell me d kinda joke u want

Sophizzy:
Pele.

for who?

Sophizzy:
Ha ha ha. Lol.

abi shey i lie

rokiatu:
I did not even move a muscle

rookie babes how far na? how body

eldav:
Sophi"sticated" chick,i'm cool.hwz your evenin coming?

Element u n0r dey use eye see woman,dem swear 4 u?

like u no get who wey u dey admire, dey die for

anyway even sophisticated know say i no dey toast am

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Element now i know u dnt know moi, chai! U dnt know your Pal!

I Dnt give a shot bout Gurls, they give a shot bout moi Moreova ma wife gave birth to a twin last Yr. . .check ma profile

prove it

not dat i cant answer, but answering wont stop all the questions, when i answer then u say why, when i answer dat, its when, and maybe when i manage to answer (after almost choking to death) u will now ask how and say u just begun

i think i'll prove it a better way, u are damn too inquisitive girl

eldav:
El guapa

who b your chick? take time o.

Element,so na u dey form boss here since? I n0r lyk am.

guy its jokes section, tell me how am i forming boss, abi shey u see MOD title for my name?

posts:0, u not making use of Nland terms, then u aint even referring to some friends of maybe guys or girls holling u up when they see u

gosh, i think am having a new specie of incomplete ribs in the Nland Jokes Industry

on wat my dear?

Sophizzy:
Eh ya.

Oh please i aint a dog so no pity pity

yep

mtseewww, all temptations

and now dis is wat pisses me off, please El, is it my fault dat u dont get along with dem well?

want me to bite dat red thing off?

really obvious dat u are new

Sophizzy:
El G, sori o. Happy now?

sorry beauty, am not hungry for it

gah i swear i will eat u alive EL!!!!

El, u don come abi, u and ur whining

and i guess u are pretty happy

Dats it. Av heard it am tired of the lipstick show business *grabs d keys to his jaguar* am outta here

bush what!!!! OMG!!! u just broke the 1million rules of Nland by saying dat. Relax as they say, its a jokes section