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@Alalabi, u just dey bash dey go, man i think u deserve a rank on dat

LEVEL UP!!! MY BROS

sup house? guess i didnt miss out today

una no get drinks like CM here

u fit use shovel chop garri abi u wan use rake chop noodles. u no go wan be use trowel comb pubic hair

he's gay so what? i dont get it man

Idowuogbo:
oya gist me werrin dey , are u tryin to tell me about your small okoro

you self no go wan use hanger do abortion abi u wan go treat headache for dentist hand

the ones i bought for u dat val day abi?

na me dey ride okada, see dis small girl, u ever heard of the Jaguar XKR

*cruises by in his jaguar*

hmm, una market matter never end abi?

See my baby girl chi. She just dey fine dey go. Chai, i dey miss no be small

Una bad no be small. Me self no fit talk. Eyin tun bad gan

man dis thread is even older than i am

abeg no dey form for us jor

dis one wey u open eye like fish wey them throw inside groundnut oil, hope say u dey okay

lolzz, when no be say i don lose brain juice, i remember wella just dat i cant really capture d moment

Idowuogbo:
anytin turns u on , even if two dogs were humping each oda your third leg wud arise o compatriots

lai lai, u self don experience d stress wey u dey go through before u fit make d third leg salute

nice one my guy

see dis naughty girl, wetin be difference between d one wey u dey watch and mojo, oh maybe cos its animation abi, abeg free me, animation or human body, im still dey turn man on

na u i go use am draw na? when no be say u wan use nepa poll pick teeth

i dey oo my brother

Warrido house?

wait a minute, Dani na woman?

God come catch u

I'd like to see you at a bend down market
abi u wan use bra draw well for water
abi u fit milk yourself like cow come use drink cornflakes breakfast

Madam Dani no go wan come use cucumber masturb.ate

@Efe, u never still forget dat silly incident, u be naughty person ooo, me self no remember say dat thing happen to me , by d way, why u wan learn hausa, u wan start to dey twist tongue abi, i pity u, u will just run out of saliva

kolo ke, i even still dey expect some from ya side

see dis naughty girl, u better tie ya wrapper wella before d guy breaks ur 32 (abi u don even grow am finish) besides i dont live beside a garage, i live beside waters that can cool my head of so i dont get to witness dis market scene of yours every day of ma life

ah na fight?

u self no go wan use omi ata do face wash,
abi u fit use aboniki clean yansh
or u don use snail jelly brush teeth
abi u don use acid wash mouth

or Oga Dani don clean finish wey im go come use bulldozer scrape pubic hair

u self no go wan baff untop transformer
abi u fit shower for high tension,
u no go wan use calculator calculate your sper.m count
abi u don use eja kika do oja take carry load
u fit use ata gigun take do tiro

u self no go wan come use chinese balm mastur.bate

jackpot:
Dani

i've deleted it & i forgive you~

next time, u go do frog-jump for while i'm eatin eba and supervising u~ lol

dis one wey ya mouth just dey dance like goat wey dem give chloroquine, im go just shock u say u go log in one day, nland no go know u  

@ID, forget ke, man no dey forget special moments of im life, abi u no know?

Tank God, nland queen don arrive

wats up my ndidiamaka

Danny u wan kill me

u self no go wan use menstruation chop rice,
abi u fit use boiling ring boil ocean,
abi u wan use your rod take draw generator,
u self no go wan use acid tamba
abi u fit use coffin sell ice cream

Oga Dani mumu fit use sper.m do bama chop bread