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Nice Oga Dani don proclaim finish lol , abeg hope say my record book clean for there cos i know say i be good boy

see dis naughty boy
I'd like to see u brush teeth for cobra, come put bow tie for python
abi u fit use crude oil to fry plantain

we don hia u

see u too, u be mod for section, ur work no be only to mod threads, u suppose dey mod individuals too, u for don carry dis guy go hospital na, even if na girl, mod am , if na animal, mod am

which one na, dis one wey u just dey type twice dey cough, hope say u dey okay, abi u need medical attention?

dani1luv:
I'd Like to see Lysaa Bleaching or Mr. Chykason Preaching

I'd Like to see Guapo Do a Catwalk. .or Mr Studio Asking what is CapsLock

Aaahh Oga Mod, o ga oo

I'd like to see Oga Dani do mtseeew for militant,
Inside cell, come do mtseew for presido

lol nice one

nice one my brother, sha run if u see them girls cos na jazz them go take pursue u

see craze guys

HAAAA Stud u bad ooo ROFLMAO 
*sweating oh oh, breathing hard* stud u no go kill me ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all my peepatos, if u know u are mouthed abeg u are welcomed

Jooorr ooo, mi o le fi g string se catapult 

i just cant use straw to suck bre.ast

keep em rolling guys, bash dem girls

and girls, u are free too oo, bash us wella, we ready for una

its a jokes section, dont be retarded

una go fear fear

ID girl wats up

@neyshed, okay oo, av heard u, anything u say

am cool bro, dis ya holy art thou manner, o ga ooo, u suppose even open holy thread for nland, we need people like you to at least run a part of the jokes section watcha say pastor neyshed

*packs his jaguar*
wats up guys, who's at home?

nice one jacky, continue bro and u are on da way to d top or wat am i even saying, u are d top already

*drives his jaguar by* *stops* *reverses and comes down*

*walks into d SPA, all girls looking at him*
sorry girls, later, i need to be with my peeps now

hey guys was up

see u, man i just dey enjoy my life as if say i no go die again, dis girls no wan free me, even right now

they are all upskirts all for me in my office, wanna talk to one of them?

me ke? na girls dey line up for d front of my door dey beg me to check d make of their undies

Fine u got me, i use dettol for disinfecting da teeths, at least i am still on d high side, unlike u dat Galaxy TV reported dat u use Izal for washing teeth

finish ke? av only begun

I and El usually tackle each other so we used to it

@El, see you, u don rush go wash am with acid, d thing just white but there is nothing u can do, odour must conquer

wats up jacky

Blood Of Christ, u need serious attention, u are actually cracking and crunching with ur , dis early morning? She dey try no be small

@El Guapo, u just dey talk dey close mouth, open am now, i dont even need to see ya teeths, d suffocating odour alone is enough to tell its level of decay (oh am proud of these teeths)

okay? i see am, and how is it being influential in today's activities, bone dat water my brother and go to work

Gud morning brothers, wats up

abeg u fit laugh, sha no die, am too young to go to jail

u never still change, oh and by the way its not boy, its guy

aww my sweety don repent, oya no vex

hey taz cutie, how body na, i miss u guys no be small how tatafo business na?