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at last av made d hard chick laugh. i guess my work here is done. gudnite peeps

three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. the first said, i built a big house for our mother. the second said, i sent her a mercedes with a driver. the third smiled and said, you remember how mom enjoyed reading d bible and you know she cant see very well. so i sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire bible. it took elders in the church 12years to teach him. he is 1 of a kind mama just has to name d chapter and verse and d parrot recites it. the bird really cost me a fortune. soon thereafter mom sent out her letters of thanks. milton she wrote to son 1 the house u built is so huge. i live in 1 room but i have to clean d whole house. gerald she wrote to another. h am too old to travel. i stay most of d time at home so i rarely use d mercedes. and d driver is so rude. dearest donald she wrote to her third son.you av d gud sense to knw wat ur mother likes. d chicken was delicious

chei, efe u no go kill element. ok 1 joke coming right up

catarrh ke? thank god say na el she pick

@efe, ok chill me out 4 today. i promise sweet jokes waiting 4 ya tomorrow

huh bro tnx 4 d tip. @efe, u yawa me say my shoulder no broad reach. hmmm no wahala sha

Wat u mean el, u better reach me? abeg efe talk to me make i hear

Ok a pastor was prophesying to d life of his members and he said: dis year, those of u who go on legs will av car, everyone shouted amen, then he said, God will promote u and u will av a bigger vehicle which is jeep, everyone screamed amen, then he said, u will now upgrade and drive BRT, no amen from d members. The pastor thought they didnt hear, and he was like, i say into ur life dis year, u will move from jeep to a bigger vehicle called trailer

Efe y dnt u let me offer my shoulders. They are very broad

Nah el, me and chi are not planning on anything 2nite

El common dont feel dat way, ur still my pal now, oya no dey think negative of me

finishes drinking his CM *brings out his wallet, hey El dats for mine and Chi's drinks*

hey chi-babes, see ya later girl, gotta go now

Hey El, it was only pre-intimacy, dats almost normal in a bar, i didnt do d real thing and besides, we cautioned ourselves
oya no dey bone for me jor, abeg gimme my usual

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=580436.msg7588135#msg7588135 date=1295807499]Element i will teach u a lesson u will neva 4get.
u deh try gunchester bbe. shey u knw wat dat means atall? [/quote]wetin i do now? and by d way, wat does it mean?


as for El, my boy na traditional bobo, so no be im fault say na night im dey come back, for their own religion, dem no dey walk for sun on sundays

Hey El, wats up, i don dey wait for ya since, abeg, come gimme my usual jor,

Hey Chibabes, wat u gonna drink?

fear ke? sha take am easy make dis watermelon wey dey ur chest no go tear bra

lol, no let make i talk the part of ur own body wey dey increase even more

so u think say i dey lie when i tell u say me self bad , na just 1 level u see ooo, more still dey knack come

by d way, u got YIM, send me id on tunde4real_ojo@yahoo.com. I dont want all theses peeping jacks know our parol

i think u are right sweerie, lets make it another day

oh dat feels wow!!!!!!!!!! *please, stop the teasing now, grabs her soft ti.ts and puts her n.ipples in his mouth*

oh man!! av never been dis ready in ma life, common babyy give it to me *kisses her soft busts*

@chi-babes,
u too sweet, na y i dey rush u like noodles
*man dis chick busty no be small* *licks his lips and smiles his mischievous smile*

Efe stop peeping
*slowly fondles her nipples and grabs dat sweet soft a.ss*

lai lai, beg ke? girl i perfect die,

*unzips her trousers and unhooks her bra*

infact self i don vex *carries chi-babes* u wan see real african viper, i go show u say i thick pass leather

are u ready to answer me or not?

Efe, no be say i dey fear na , u suppose understand, i just dey pity d small chick

ok sweerie

just say amen to dis sunday prayer am gonna pray for u

just answer amen ok?

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=580436.msg7587706#msg7587706 date=1295802847]U knw there are different 8hrs? u cn hve 30mins dat wud equal the 8hrs your used to  
U sef neva jam   [/quote] Ah, girl u bad ooo , i no dey do again

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg7587611#msg7587611 date=1295801814]and the other reasons?? [/quote]carrying and possession of heroine in d bra