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awww eeyah, sha take am easy guy

GOSH!!!, wrong address, abeg El u no go kill me for hear

umn, its okay El, but av seen dis one before *whispers, u better eraze d thread before d likes of studio gets in it* man, u will wish u didnt post it

omg!!!!!!!!!!!, dat guy go cry ;d ;d ;d

OMG, MAN dat rabbit smart, d guy go tear commot d scene sharp sharp

LMAO

omg!!!!, dat one na kasala ;d ;d ;d

lmao, nice one el ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Lol, man dat was funny

am cool man, how things na? sorry i didnt come for my usual drink yesterday

now this is more like it *silently closes the bar and drives off with his maids* i know El will love it when he's back

*walks into d bar* hmm, dis place is pretty messed up *hey girls, come in and lets get dis place cleaned and started up*

hey guys *pecks kunbee*. o ga oo, una no dey sleep?

guys wait, dis is a joke thread. wat u are seeing isnt dat am actually praising myself

Hey bro wats up :d

am not talking of the bar, am talking of the refrigerator, u know say el dey always lock am, did he give u d keys before leaving? man am dying of thirst

@am alone, tnx man, ur d best

*whistles randomly* by d way eldav, where El na? my throat don dry, did he give u d keys?

Hey eldav, how body?

*ignores taz*

Name: Element g

Hobby: Collectin Tiger Teeth&Catchin Bullets wit Bare Hands

My Records: Fought wit an Elephant &broke its Neck

Greatest Achievement:skated on Lava(hot melted rocks) n had pics wit dinosaurs

Silly Things Done: swimming on Tsunami

Most Embarrassing Moment: Coudn't kill 100Bears wit a single punch only 99died

Proudest Moment:Wen a Cobra died after biting me

Something about me:I really dont like 2show off

tis okay El, by d way, i don dey thirsty ooo

yeah its going good

@taz, ok ooo,i don leave u

@eldav, hey man wats up

oya sorry now , i just dey play wiv ya

but i talk say ur voice sweet na?

oh no sweerie, dats not wat i meant, hehehe, u can keep on singing, i swear i dey enjoy the crooked sorry i meant sweet voice

tanimz:
Gbamu gbamu jigijigi.

Bad chick

u better dont mind vicks, all those pornos he watches is just for enhancing his fantasies, none of them is really dat easy to perform, u better dont end up forging ur rod into letter W all in the name of sex positions

7 rounds with efe? , guy u no like urself ooo, i soo much pity u, u better dont go and bite more than u can chew

i dey do wella, body dey pumping good good

@el, Nah i dont really have any advice

hey taz wats up na?

wait, u mean vicks went to Id's camp for rehabilitation training, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, hey El man, sorry about yesterday , i swear about d counter money, dats not wat i meant, and if there was any defiling to d personality of ur bar from chi-babes and i yesterday, am soo soo sorry