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Taz baby, wats up now

guy say wat? oya take jor *brings out wads of cash from his wallet* abeg go reload jor

i dey ooo, longest time, hope say people never touch my CM

Sis Mary took the kids to Bro John's house one day for fellowship
after fellowship, Sis Mary decided to take the kids home but forgot her bible in Bro John's house by mistake,
She went back to Bro John's house to take it and when she got there, she met Bro John naked on the bed and asked:
Bro John, what is that thing between thy legs, and bro John replied, dat is the Rod of Salvation

And it happened again, but this time, Bro John took the kids to Sis Mary's house for fellowship,
and he too forgot his bible and decided to go back to pick it,
when he got to her house, he saw Sis Mary naked on the bed, and asked:
Sis Mary, what is that thing between thy legs and on thy chest, and she replied, Ah Bro John, that thing between thy legs is the gateway to heaven and the one on thy chest is the Rock of Ages

Oh praise the Lord screamed Bro John, my hands shall hold to the Rock of Ages where i will get comfort and my Rod of Salvation shall pass through the Gateway to Heaven, Hallelujah

*swaggers in* wats up house?

hey guys. wats up

so u are still blabbing, pls go seek a life, and get the hell out of my thread!!!!

, no wahala, u girls av ur fun, am off

*yawns* wats up house?

tis really been a long time in dis bar, wats up peeps

see two dunce dummy,

man nice one poster, the guy get common sense

OMG!!!! KNOCK OUT!!! *faints*

Na true self, El where u dey now, e don tey since i don drink my CM

man, u gotta feel d intense shock, how can a woman actually put a whole thread in her kpekus, man she bad oooo

WAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

wait wait wait, someone should tell me someting, i cant find my val thread!!!!!

see ur mouth, shey u too no wan celebrate valentine?

see ode, who need u to reply to my posts, d day u dont do dat will be d happiest day of my life, u are a representation of a miserable day to my life, so if u dont know, u better start knowing

*faints* boboyekini, na u efe bless with yarns like dis , man see chaos for my thrread

when no be say i be slave, i no fit dull myself reach dat level

o ga ooo, na my name una come use drag for ground like dis

ask him na, i dont know for him, hes always ready to derail me, even if i dont talk to d guy self, na so so wahala im go dey find, abeg go check him brain for me jor

*claps for her* nice on ID, nice one, u don make ur point

chill now *pours chill water on her face* they no dey play wiff ya again? o ga ooo

Wat d heck?!!!!! ID u are crazy, infact u don spoil finish

talk jor, no use me do yanga because i be bush boy for dat side

period? , ID abeg break am down

lol, pharoh abeg leave me jor

hmm, let me see ur choice first lol

see guy i dont like being in crossed terms with my friends, common man, shake it off