₦airaland Forum

I sympathize with you but I must say that you have done a very foolish thing and have broken the trust of your parents who all the while thought you were real not knowing that you were fake.

You need advice?
First of all, just forget about the job because there is no way you will work without any qualification.
And it's time to tell the truth and start your life afresh. The web of lies that you've created has kept you from making any progress because you created a fake life for yourself, hiding in the shadows for fear of being caught.

But now is the time to come clean and that means facing the consequences of your actions and trying to pick up the broken pieces of your life to see what you can still do with it.
You may have to learn a trade because from your story, the only qualification you have is an SSCE certificate and getting a very good job with that is not easy (even B.SC degree holders are looking for job!)
May God help you.

What are we supposed to do with this piece of info?

Marketing strategy.

Whatever currency they adopt, let 1 unit of it be equal to 1 dollar.

Alaafin Of Oyo steps out again with his 4 wives and Nairaland moderators moved it to the front page again.

That's more like it - a progressive attitude.

The APC is still playing opposition even when they are now the ruling party. It won't be far from the truth to say that opposition is in their DNA with the way they are opposing even themselves.

They should learn to accept the things they cannot CHANGE.

Really?

Hmmm...It's not easy to handle kids.

EgusiSoup:
Its just days since he handover and everybody come and forget about him. Nobody, not even his supporters in Nairaland is want to create topic for him or is want to talk about him.

Don't ever forget the finger that feed you, APC people.




EgusiSOUP

OP, eating too much egusi soup is bad o.
Can you see what you are typing here this early morning?
You seem to have forgotten that GEJ is no longer the president.

agarawu23:
nice one


But I still don't understand why PDP are jubilating over saraki's victory

You still don't get it? The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Interesting drama today from the national assembly

The events of today will make a good script for a political blockbuster.

The APC have themselves to blame for how this whole thing turned out. They were just too dull.
They underestimated the PDP forgetting that 16 years in power is not a joke. They know how to play the game well.

Buhari is giving credence to the opinion by some people that he lacks clues on how to proceed in his new assignment as president.
Almost two weeks of his administration and we can't see exactly what his plans are and where he is going.
He should better assert himself now or forever remain a pawn in the hands of those ambitious men around him.

The return of tonto dikeh.
Reminds me of those days when we were getting a daily update of this lady's life on Nairaland's front page.
No day passed without you seeing something about her on the home page.
It was becoming so redundant and annoying that we began to wonder if nairaland had been changed to tontoland.

And who is supposed to ensure that people get the best from public universities?
He is admitting the failure of government to take care of public universities.

It is an obvious display of hypocrisy and double standards.
It was this same people who started calling GEJ all sorts of names. They did not know that what goes around, comes around.

This man's beards sef.

Really?

Misguided young folks wasting their lives in a bid to find acceptance and meaning for their lives.

eazysally:
Someppl are just jobless, instead there should set a meter for themselves, most of them can't live up to the promises there make to their own families, but here there are poking their nose in an unauthorised zone.

Buhari is the president and whatever he does affects every Nigerian and you call that an unauthorized zone?
The last time I checked, Nigeria runs a democracy not dictatorship.

And by the way, Buhari made the promises by himself, nobody forced him, so he is bound to keep them.

All this just for money?
There is nothing as good as contentment.

But the amount is too much.
Why should they be given this amount considering the fact that they earned much during their term in office?

Wow! He will finally get a chance to stabilize world oil prices. PMB walks the talk!

Expect 1 Naira =1 Dollar soon.

Mr. talk na do, ride on sir!
Change is in the air!

Neither

I noticed that many people decided to wait till this dying minute to get their BVN.

It is partly the fault of the CBN and the banks for not properly educating the public on the importance of the BVN.

Some weeks ago I asked one of my friends if she has gotten her BVN, she asked me what it was all about and told me that she never got any message from her bank on the BVN thing.

Looking at the number of people that I see in banks waiting to get theirs, there is every likelihood that the closing date will be extended.

Soon...Soon...Soon.. Please don't fall in love with that word because Nigerians hate it.

The way those people died was very tragic. This reminds us of the unpredictability of events in this life.
We can only boast of the moment therefore we must make every moment of our life count because we do not know what will happen the next minute.
Let's all make up our minds and say:
Today I will spend time with my family.
Today I will tell that person how much he/she means to me.
Today I will start working on those things I've constantly procrastinated.
Today I am going to do the good that I can to those around me.
I will not leave it till tomorrow for I am only sure of the moment, tomorrow is no guaranteed.

Remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breaths away.

RIP to the dead.

ok

Boko Haram is holding some people hostage and at the same time APC is holding Buhari (and the entire nation at large) hostage.
This is a real cause for concern.

It seems today's crime focus is on Ibadan.
In the spirit of fairness and balanced news reporting, I hope the mods will also set aside some days for crime reports from other states and regions.