FamTomx2:

Aturu Hausa!!

englishmart:
Cristiano Ronaldo the goal thief.

seriously i didnt watch the match, is this what really happened?

aalangel:

You've started again!!!!

married?

PapalsBull:
You should have known by now that meobizy is a trans, a sadist, an attention seeking mofo, an identity theif and hater of nairaland and its founder.

he's also a scammer.
he once scammed me of my money

tolumizzy:
Super real

this picture isn't a proof that juju is real

Naturalgbola:
[b][/b]ok

lol

greenermodels:
Please, who can help me with the side by side picture the boy posted showing how much Aisha Buhari have massively increased in size, Nigerians should be the judge from the pictures.

massively increased in size

yemzone:
Eto'o's eyes don clear now. All African final in the mud

but I wonder Wetin the guy smoke before making that comment

Jovialjune1:
I don't want to go tribal, but we know the tribe that do this nonsense, a backward tribe consisting of brainless people.

has your nude pictures finally released on media space?
cc drfernadez

jazon:
Your face looks like primary school badge. Like the shield in the coat of arms

chai see finishing

Bahamas95:
Not only being successful, they also get favour from people. I notice it's working for me, people especially ladies always favour me wherever I go because of my looks.

mumu no dey hype yourself.
drop your pics make we see

doggedfighter:
This man looks like death.



.

and you're also a supporter of lgbqt. God punish you there

YoobaNesan:
Go! Go!! Go!!! Saudi!

May Allah bless the custodian of the two holy mosques.

terrorist

ufuosman:
World cup with unbelievable results
Poland to win

why are you contradicting yourself?

Pringles101:

Na doggy ...

You want to tell me one man tells you to bend over his bonnet and you will just bend and pull your panties for him to penetrate you from behind if you don't want it too?

When a lady has regrets for sleeping with a man it becomes rape.
Highest, he persuaded till she gave in and later regretted and is now calling it rape.

We know you women.

badt guy

Nia69:
Do I know you? Well he's a friend of mine.

I'll explain myself via email.
let's talk privately please

saferoom:
Teach the children History with Truth
Dont teach history of lies and half truths. Teach them the exact way the Civil War took place. How many millions of children and women and men were gruesomely killed. Expose the root causes. You can give different accounts from both sides.
With that the future generations would not rush into war or battles or needless tribal differences. But when you lie to them for peace to reign the only peace u get is graveyard kind of peace

please keep shut.
you know nothing

Nia69:
Say it here.

why are you following flamemignon the Notorious gay man

youngsahito:
Na most of Dem plenty for hookup now when no bf can carry their high billings.

ajahinnousa:
In my own experience, I agreed with the op.

I remembered when things really got bad for me. All the girls from my Igbo side stopped coming around and my girlfriend stopped calling and if I manage to call, she won't pick most of the time.

Thank God I came across that Yoruba girl at that particular time,I don't know what I would have become now.

She will come to my house every day, prepare food that she bought with her own money,clean the house,even sort my transport if I'm going out(you know how Abuja be with transport nah) and she will always tell me that one day I will bounce back.

I will never ever forget her love and contribution towards my life and no matter how may times I have the opportunity to reciprocate that. I will gladly be doing it

so why are you two no more together?

Bunkbars:
If you just came back from abroad, bro you have made it for igbo women, they don't use their eyes to see guys that are hustling abroad.

Even if it's dubai , if you like treat her like a mess, she would endure and still stay with you. With the hope you will marry her, and take her out of Nigeria, so she can brag to her umu ada commitee, how she isn't in their level.

That was how, one guy that came from abroad, snatched my guy babe , and this my guy really loved this girl, and did alot for her. It was my first time seeing a man cry bitterly over a woman in real life.

But my guy is doing very well now sha. All he did for her didn't matter anymore, but the abroad guy married her though.

There is this song that goes like this "Never in my life, them go use my head" that's his current ring tone.

you write like Igbo too and you've experienced this.
i believe you

Beebah321:
na Beebah I deactivate am

are you still in nasarawa? let's talk via email

Nia69:
I don't know you. Let's talk here.

there's something I want to share with you that's confidential

Nia69:

thonia let's talk privately

Benki003:

Nice meeting you

that girl na lesbian ooo. avoid her

emmanuelbrown26:

List of ways single women handles loneliness are
1. They would be in front roll of every church programme
2. They always belong to different groups in d church
3. They are never tired of praying
4. They always want everybody to work from morning till d following day without resy
4. They always visit shiloh every year
5. They love to read motivational books, in fact they love to read
6. They always attend any wedding both invited and uninvited ones.
7. They are always d first in singles fellowship
If u think say I like, Mak u ask @blessedmercy8 and @candidalady dem go tell u as en dey go

the 31 year old girl I ask for a relationship has all these 7 points you've listed.
now she is telling me no sex before marriage and she won't visit me in my house, we will only be sitting out

Lovenorth:
Some people are eating their last meat in office

obi is an ipob terrorist

HomeTutorsPro:
Dear Seun.
It's time to revisit the programming of Nairaland.
With over 2.9 million members, Nairaland is inarguably the most engaged online platform in Africa.
I may be wrong but my submission is based on my personal perception of Nairaland and my love for the platform.
Now to the major reason for my post.
The emojis are very boring!
When I say very boring, I am being very mild.
They are extremely boring.
Oga Seun, please look into the programming for emojis.
There's a lot of fun in passing a message with emojis and Nairalanders should be able to do that colourfully and seamlessly.

I look forward to your prompt action.
Signed.
A concerned Nairalander.

Freiburger and r231 please send this to Seun.

check out this link for updated emojis
https://www.nairaland.com/6830809/18-weird-updated-nairaland-emojis

lomprico:

Says God's spokesman. Fool

HomeTutorsPro:
...there bed has been defiled?

This pastor sef.
Something that they did inside the bathroom.
The dude wanted to be sure he's not gonna wed a fellow man, that the boobs aren't artificial.
Guy didn't want to hear story, now he heard a stroooooongggggg story.
Go home and fuuuuuckkkkk in peace.
This wedding has been dismissed.

Someone should play me "toto sweet" by Hypeman Satandard.

Wetin you drink?