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@herdey2tu

sorry men I've been off nairaland, my company blocked the website cos I infected everyone with the website and 'em they just blocked it.

I'm in another office where the ISP is completely different

Thanks for the tip

@sweetberry

Just pullin ya legs

@herdey2u

I want to learn how to cook Ogbono soup

are u good at it?

na wah o

I believe she learnt that from someone

Deal with the source of her inspiration first!

cos she's gonna do it again again!

@Oyie

But she's ready to tear the rubber now be4 she dies so why u dey talk about life -achievers

@Wawa

na so so laugh Omoge just dey laugh since

I know just understand her at all!


Darfur wetin happen? U said money was ok before, that u needed other things, U've seen my profile I guess so that one don settle u still want more money now.

I dont understand u o!

Omoge baby how was ur weekend jare! still laffing abi!

so talk na which one u no dey na!

shey U are satisfied with my credenials at least money and the length of my Egben -gba -lor is ok

so talk now o!

@sweetberry

U cooked moimoi without grinding it eh!

Interesting!


@all
what was ur weekend like as per cooking, I no rest at all o, na so so cook i just dey do.

sweet food though

@mellow

I'm sure whoever enters there will spray enough Baygon insecticide

make cockroach no come chop off person "Egben-gba-l-on"

How come Road safety is doing well without them guns?

It's all about the mentality jare!

mellow:
They should check to see if the something is still fresh o. I am sure

sure Rats and cockroaches might have been leaving in it.

Na ur signature na him dey fascinate me o

so na the venom this 28years old woman wan pour for our body or take burn person magic stick

@babeelove

so u get tail eh?

na wah o

abi na ur down below u dey call tail , no but na female u be!

ok i get it now. _{U be monkey}

@Wawa

Lol, I no know wether _Omoge na EFCC agent o

@Darfur



which other credentials u dey talk about, with money everything is settled, at least that's the only part Omoge is

interested.

Ehen! U mentioned penis lenght shey? check my profile and see my the length of my Wrist, that's my penis length! ok

How sure are u Omoge wants _{long penis}


@Omoge

I don dey loose interest one kind o, ah! ah!! U be visa? Y u wan make I go thru all the suffer suffer wey darfur go thru

before he get Visa


Just giv me ur number jare!

@poster

Could this be d reason why all the police IGs we've had since 1999 are thieves

Seriously this is a case that really needs an urgent attention!

Nigeria should set their priorities right!

Why would they spend so much money just to furnish the senators' house that does little or no job and jeopardise the

lives of the hardworking policeman!

@Omoge

My bank account is fat na

Like 200, 000 dollars now!

would nt that be enough?

@darfur

who dash u clearance officer?

C'mon go back to ur toilet

hmmm

So u called and credit finished and u dint get thru?

plsssss!


@darfur

so for ur mind u dey take me practice all the rejection wey dem give u b4 u get visa eh!

no allow me vex o

I miss ptbnaija and militia

herdey2tu:
remebering the first time i cooked always put a smile on my face ( i think i was 11+),
unfortunately i increased my dad's BP with just a spoon of my delicious rice.

Very funny

so u don knack ur papa poison eh!

@darfur

E be like sey this na your shot o.

The girl dey look for BoBo so hook up now o

I know sey u match this one since u too na virgin

If this girl na still virgin na him be sey Darfur na virgin too

Wow! I'm baffled by ur idea bro, it makes a lot of sense menn, It can work out but u need some good cash if u are to do dis in abuja cos rent is kinda expensive, I dont know about other places sha!

Dont give up on the idea though, u could even add a female hair salon too.

and here we go: +2348032901183 beep!

@darfur

Sorry o!

What a terrible night that must have been

I hereby re-apply to get omoge's number!

Elgaxton

I don tire for application jare just give me the yeye jo!

u are wanted on the following thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-67604.96.html

Chei! chei!! chei!!!

I don laff belleful _{even laffing the first I cooked egusi}.

The first time I actually cooked egusi soup eh, I was feeling cool at first and next thing I begin see BIIGG lumps, at the

end eh? the lumps big like Tangerine balls(orange), but tasty afterall sha. we just dey take the EBA dey press the lumps

be4 we eat am(LOL)!

But now I'm expert o!

Dem dey hire me to cook beans for house! I too much.

Where' Darfur? come tell us how your first meal be? I know sey na fire extinguisher them use off una stove/gas!

@Ne4Real

Liar! U don burn the whole food!

Enters forum Singing Akon's :


_{I just want to f**k u, and u already know}

@darfur

If u sey i don stingy na him be sey i don learn plenty from u in how many months, too bad I'm learning bad things, but guy

tell me why i no go block ur runs where ur hand too tight, so if u know wetin good for u now just approve of Omoge or

Na opportunity be dis one o, watch my my back while I watch urs o!

_{But I no want make anybody use Aka Gum kill my sandy o}

@Omoge

U no dey try at all!

I need yarn with u na!

@Poster


Na today nyash dey back, abi na today nyash begin get centre pattern.

Abeg bring measuring Tape make we check the diameter of your something wether the thing never big pass Bucket diameter!


You for just tell us sey your thing don big so tey the fourth guy wey u date come dey complain

I'm in luv with one nairalander already o,

Her name starts with P and ends with A

@SandyKoko

No gree for Darfur o!


U need to see application letter wey i write jut to get Omoge number

U no go believe sey Darfur and Sienna deny me access, e don be ha ha ha

@Darfur!

U see ursef, so u no no sey this kind thread go fallout abi, so tell me na if u go give her number plus permission


I know sey u wan go delete ur last post for my thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-62827.512.html#msg1415204

@Omoge

do you approve of that? U just dey laugh anyhow!

say something jare!

@Sienna

Yahoo yahoo boyz are simply scammers and fraudsters

some friends of mine are deeply into the game

most of them register with all these love websites and chat with them oyibo girls only for them to come up with gimmicks about how they are in an african

country where credit cards don't work and they go on to ask for money or loan of some kind after which the Oyibo lady(mugu as they are called) opens

a bank account for them abroad and forwards the details of the bank account to someone in maybe in Egypt(a third party) who now sends the cash to

them here directly in naija! Quite interesting though, they are so hard working, spend sleepless nites chatting with Oyibo via Yahoo messenger with their fake

pics.

I think that's the little I know about yahoozie boyz!

Quite creative though but in the wrong direction!

@layi!

I've been looking for someone to help me with Forex trade and 'em I've been trying my hands on ebooks and all that


I even registered with Fx -solutions for like two weeks now and guess what! they sent me a mail this morning only to tell me that nigerians are

fraudulent and based on their past fraudulent records they can't do any business with me!

I'm still confused with these guys

Can u help please!