₦airaland Forum

@Ndi

Yes o! Vivi we the honourable members of Nairaland challenge you to post ur picture, no copy and paste another person picture o

@Vivi

Why the beef?

No be Bad belle o, but e like sey u fat well well

wetin Omotola do you?

You should know that pple refer to her as per of mum of four kids. we all know that a lady's figure is not easy maintain

after giving birth.so give her some Kudos, she is fine and u know it.

Have u seen her without make up, she's still verrrrry fine!

Hi first Bank is Recruiting both Graduate and Management Trainees




http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/mc/pressrel/pr_26072007.asp for Management

OR

http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/car/newforms/career_NewRecruit.asp for trainees

@ Sandykoko

Hmmmmmm! Hope u go follow am go prison too

Question 1:
Are you a yahoo yahoo guy?

At least u no go waste time to snatch am if u be yahoo yahoo

Hi everyone!

A friend of mine just told me how he refused cash from his Yahoo Yahoo Brother and even refused to Collect an N90

Phone His Brother gave him to replace his bad phone,


So what will ya do if you were in the same shoes?

Let me get ur comment please!

@All of una

white Girl like fufu, Na him be sey she go kill me with love!

By the way, all of una wey dey yarn about fufu, if na Nigeria u dey u go gree sey u dey cook fufu?

I too like Nigerians!

@Militia

are you married to me too?

I go like see ur pix sha!

Can be hard to say when it is really real men!

@egoldman
Yeah!

I like the last line of ur last post

Pls hellep me tell ur bros dem wey no get Akaolu for there to think like this too

@Dezzle

Goooood blesssss youuuuu

U just said the [size=18pt]BITTER TRUTH[/size]

@chillibabe

At least they dont sing about it and still come down to nigeria here to perform comedies!

U trust now if them try am e go jussst bee! 4 them

They should have been conscious of the fact that sey na whitee land dem dey?

Afterall Niger Delta don do worse things to them o.

@Militia

U've given a sound and true judgement.

They should 've known that netherlands police is not business as usual, first what calibre of pple always gather at the

place where they got arrested?

2nd: Osuofia should have known that you cant eat ur cake it and have it, so after he don yab Oyibo man he think sey he

go go there come escape with him dry jokes!!

Too bad @ least dem don chop person money freely

I dont trust that UBA for anything!

By the way talking about ATMs the best remains Zenith Bank.

others na second hand ATMs

Hi everyone!

My company just finished a project (Web Portal) with Ministry of Labour and Productivity and is in Testing Phase now

The project is all about helping graduates and the unemployed have a database of their CV where they can be accessed

by Recruitment agencies and Job recruiters.

So go on and Upload your CVs at www.Nelxnigeria.com now!

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[color=Black][size=18pt]1Thessalonian 5:


vs 1[/size][/color] :[color=Black][size=18pt]But Concerning the Times and season, brethren, u have no need that I should write you.

for u know perfectly that the day of the lord shall come as a thief in the night
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,

[size=18pt]vs 4 : But u brethren are not in darkness so that this day should overtake you as A thief in the night ,


, [/size]

[size=18pt]Vs 9 : for God did not appoint us unto wrath but to obtain salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ!![/size]


[size=18pt]So if You are a christian rejoice, if u are not then say the following prayer of salvation


Father God, I believe that Jesus christ died and rose again on the third day for my Justification

I confess that you are the lord over my life and I declare that Eternal life has come to me right now!

Thank you for your love! In Jesus name I've prayed[/size]



[size=18pt]If u want to know more about the prayer of salvation then read ROMANS 10:9-10

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Omoge no gree o!

I no wan hear sey dem dey soak am for Garri for uk o!

I bind every force that wants to turn the hands of our dear omoge to a fist forever

Daffy dog I don go Jare!

Omoge please please dont even dare to go that UK

I no mind do scam to get any amount wey u demand!

Una good 9T

Holy ghost fire! please burnnnnnn that stingy hand! amen

Omoge why are u like dis now? No go, pls dont harm urself

I hear say Darfur go wake in the mornin, swallow air for breakfast

drink water for lunch and mount him bed for 4nite after drinking some teaspoonful of beer

Omoge u even dey Yankee wan come go uk

I rebuke that temptation from Darfur

hey!

See Darfur o, dem dey talk the one wey dem dey talk, Frog dey complain sey him pikin no get nyash

Abeg make I hear word, I hear sey na ur fist na him u take dey type becos ur hand no dey gree open sef let out anything

even ur fingers

Try free ya hand small bros eeh

Na lie

That na biig blessing!


So Omoge u no beliv sey na blessing!

shey we dey naija together

Come pay me small visit. or give me ur number at least!


Darfur don take like 5 teaspoons of him beer na dat one dey shack am seriously

@darfur

But na true I talk, no be how i take hear am matter

Na wether na true na him matter

@Omogenaija



No try am, hmmmm!! U see that Suya wey u dey like well well na 4bidden fruit for stingy uk(Mad cow disease) so y u go join dem

O baby! state ur prize and i 'll pay u to stay in Naija

@ darfur

I hear sey u don stingy sotey na teaspoon u take dey drink beer wey sneak from here to Jand

Habba

U no be Armed -robber motor now


@ Darfur

u've broken loose again eh

2000$ a month!

Name ur percentage from it

@omogenaija

[size=18pt]How much u want?[/size]

@Anusule

So na ur turn to talk now eh, hmmm u come late o


@Omogenaija

Abeg no disappoint me o.

Abeg I go pay u make u no join stingy UK

@Sienna

U don start stingy network abi,

Una hands go freeze with Stinginess very soon

Aka Gum

HMMMMMMMMMM ROMANTIC MOODS!!!