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TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 10:25am On Jul 24, 2007
@Omogenaija

ABeg o, Hope sey u no wan Join this stingy UK - crew! grin grin
Jokes EtcOne Reason Why You Should Not Argue On The Road by Elgaxton(op): 12:11pm On Jul 23, 2007
Check this video out and be careful next time you are arguing on the road:

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312984
ComputersRe: She Spilled Hot Coffee On My Laptop: Now What? by Elgaxton(m): 10:56am On Jul 23, 2007
hey men check the system drivers, it could just be corrupt:

right click on my computer Icon on the desktop


click on device manager

if u see a yellow question mark on the drivers then u need to change the driver.

Just go to the website of the laptop and download the driver.

delete the former driver and install this one

***[size=18pt] be sure to do the above only if the there's a yellow question mark[/size]***


Pple no fit kiil me with laF FOR THIS THREAD!!1
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 9:13am On Jul 23, 2007
@Darfur and Siena!

Hmmm

All dem stingy Alliance

You are making it formal eh! shocked grin

Pls I remain my humble GENEROUS ELGAXTON

USA dudes pls dont join the band wagon o! grin

Let's know it's only STINGY UK grin
NYSCRe: Do/did You Like/dislike Putting On Your Nysc Kits? by Elgaxton(m): 1:41pm On Jul 20, 2007
Wow! The Kits do suck mehn! but wetin we go do.


My CDS go just embarass u if u come with moft, they even collect cash from u at times 200 naira.

If u dont wear ur kits for the monthly registration(submission of performance certificate) then u are wasting ur time
nobody will even attend to u?

The ladies wil be like are u a corper? c'mon get out and put on ur KITs!

Thank God say na August we dey leave sha!

I sha 've enjoyed the whole service scheme while it lasted

[size=18pt]Ajuwaya![/size]
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Chris Oyakhilome, A Man Of God? by Elgaxton(m): 12:33pm On Jul 20, 2007
@Okobaba

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm (not even with ur mouth.).

Hope U're preparing urself for the aftermath of this ur thot/ post.
CareerA Project Manager / Business Analyst Needed Urgently by Elgaxton(op): 12:29pm On Jul 20, 2007
Hi folks,

My company needs someone who is skilled in Project management and business analysis probably working with a

consulting firm.

Residing in Abuja.

Pls forward ur CVs to elgaxton@gmail.com
NYSCRe: New NYSC Quota System: What Is Your Opinion? by Elgaxton(m): 4:54pm On Jul 19, 2007
Scrappin NYSC wil not help issues.

Let them just improve on everything that concerns NYSC
BusinessRe: I Want To Improve In My Cyber-cafe Business by Elgaxton(m): 4:50pm On Jul 19, 2007
Very easy to improve ur cybercafe,

[size=18pt]Just increase your bandwith[/size] as in speed and see wether pple no go dey line up for ur cybercafe to browse

That's just the simple secret! even at 150 naira per hour pple will still be trooping in!
CultureRe: Female Circumcision: what's wrong with it? by Elgaxton(m): 4:30pm On Jul 17, 2007
Na question be dis!

allow them circumcise u or ur sister now then u go know wether anything dey wrong wit am
CultureRe: Who Are These So Called Nigerians That Shakes The Whole World? by Elgaxton(m): 1:49pm On Jul 17, 2007
Nigeria is truly very funny, someone from the same Yankee posted a thread about how to come back here and earn some

cash from Nigeria after getting good degrees anoda is busy flaunting money he got from unknown sources.

Mr Poster U've just proven to the world how u got ur cash, Na police remain make dem catch u!


[size=18pt]ONYEIBERIBE![/size]
CareerRe: MBA Salaries In Nigeria? by Elgaxton(m): 1:21pm On Jul 17, 2007
O'l Boy!

If I hear sey u come nigeria come earn salary I go come there come shoot you smiley grin!

U should be thinking of setting up something when u come down here with all these good degrees U've packed from

Yankee for that matter. So guy Nigeria cannot really pay u commensurate to these degrees u've from the US,

[size=18pt]u should be asking about companies that will favour ur consultancy. Ok[/size]

So big up and think of something great, U no go US to come back come be salary earner
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:57am On Jul 17, 2007
omoge:
na ya friend for UK you dey put hand for him eyes? shocked grin

it will close down by the time they are done donating money for you. the donation is on going
I say me i wan close the thread eee

I don tire for the same tory!
NYSCRe: Batch B Corpers by Elgaxton(m): 3:02pm On Jul 16, 2007
Hmmm!

Ajuwayas, I also heard Aug 14th

I cant wait to finish up men, Its been fun though while it lasted.

I gonna work first then start up my company.!
CareerAn Mcse Needed Urgently! by Elgaxton(op): 1:57pm On Jul 16, 2007
hi folks! An MSCE personel is needed urgently at Karrox Technologies limited A reputable international IT firm

If u are interested summit your CVs to their office at:

No. 15 Jos street Area3 Garki. Abuja.

Hurry up o!
CareerRe: How To Launch My Career After Youth Service by Elgaxton(m): 1:53pm On Jul 16, 2007
I feel all the bros here, I think u should follow after Katsina or even come to ABj althoug cost of livin over here is high o.

as per Uk, just chill and get some good cash first b4 u start talking about that.
WebmastersRe: Cost Of Building A Website For A Record Label by Elgaxton(m): 1:47pm On Jul 16, 2007
Hey men, U can contact me if u are in need of a Flash website!

Especially when ur album don go hay wire and u are now a celebrity!

elgaxton@gmail.com or 08032901183
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 10:11am On Jul 16, 2007
This topic is still on eh!

ah ah! Pls how do u close a topic,

I don tire for stingy comments wey i dey see for here,

I know Life is pain for UK peeps so no too much talk again!

Christianity EtcRe: What Are the 'Spirit/s Of Poverty'? by Elgaxton(m): 2:02pm On Jul 13, 2007
[size=15pt]Poverty[/size] = [size=15pt]Poor Mentality + Laziness[/size]
RomanceRe: Clubbing After Marriage by Elgaxton(m): 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2007
I Dont think its wise to continue clubbin since Marriage demands Maturity,

What if the guy meets old wrong friends or enemies that are still single, what's he gonna do?
CultureRe: Accent That Fascinates Or Annoys You? by Elgaxton(m): 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2007
Mbong! I rike nCalabar Accents o


I hate British accents damn it

I LUV RUSSIAN ACCENTs
Christianity EtcRe: The Myth Of Friday The 13th by Elgaxton(op): 12:35pm On Jul 13, 2007
@Clue

Thanks men for the INFO, Weird shocked angry ;Dsince this is the 7th month of the year but aint scared anyway! I just got this link

http://people.howstuffworks.com/friday-thirteenth1.htm
Christianity EtcRe: The Myth Of Friday The 13th by Elgaxton(op): 12:16pm On Jul 13, 2007
I no sabi research work na him I come read dis one abi!

if to say u sabi am for research u for no refer me to google, U for just give the link straight grin grin

U see urself!


Abi u sabi talk well well! smiley
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 11:58am On Jul 13, 2007
@Darfur!

O'l boy!!

LONDON!!! Na wah o! Chei!

When I ready for Holidays sha!
Forum GamesRe: Reverse The Signature Of The Nairalander On Top Of You! by Elgaxton(op): 11:16am On Jul 13, 2007
An Blindness more to leads only eye an for eye

@Otuwe

I like the way u reversed my own o
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 11:06am On Jul 13, 2007
@Dafy duck

So U want make i enter Jand eh!

I no gree jare, link me to Yankee if u get linkx at least one of those whitee wey u helep wash there U KNOW NOW fit help! grin

hehehe
Christianity EtcRe: The Myth Of Friday The 13th by Elgaxton(op): 10:57am On Jul 13, 2007
but seriously, e get one stuff wey I read like that for my pupsy book concerning this topic wey I just post, I just wan know if

if pple know about am since today na Friday 13th

The book name na " The Young MasterMind" 1979 edition.

I sure sey the book dey una Book stores over there.
Christianity EtcRe: The Myth Of Friday The 13th by Elgaxton(op): 10:29am On Jul 13, 2007
@Darfur

At least I got someone's attention! grin grin cheesy
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 10:16am On Jul 13, 2007
@ Darfur!

U've broken loose again eh!

so only Uk wey u don travel go na him we no go hear word 4 u again eh! grin
Christianity EtcThe Myth Of Friday The 13th by Elgaxton(op): 10:10am On Jul 13, 2007
Thank God it's friday,

There is this myth that Every Friday the Thirteenth( as in if a friday is on the thirteenth day of the month)

because of the following reasons:

The thirteenth evil Disciple of Jesus was Judas

The Scandinavian evil Demigods were 13 and the thirteenth one was Evil LOKI

and so on and so forth, there are many Myth surrounding the number thirteen, therefore many people are still

superstitious of the thirteenth day of the month being a friday,

Just wanna know your views about it or just wanna learn more from you guyz,



The sources of my info is from "Young Master Minds 1979"
PoliticsRe: Dress Code Of Nigerian Policians: A Disgrace by Elgaxton(m): 9:05am On Jul 13, 2007
Dis Guy:
maybe we should tell that [b]turban[/b]itor- they guy from india to cut his hair and remove his turban, its not very west formal is it?

Oh yea lets them them to wear the same colour suits and shoes undecided
LOl Abi o

Shey he should make sure he's wearing black Turban if at all he's allowed to wear any!

Abeg U too much jare

@ThiefoHearts

Lol
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:57am On Jul 13, 2007
@fresh-B!

Abi u sabi talk or u learn how to talk?

If u get beter to talk just blow whistle!

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