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RomanceRe: When Girls Want Sex, They Cant Hide It. My Experience[pix +18] by Elimon(m): 7:02pm On May 01, 2020
Some girls portray some of these characteristics Mr op but don't need sex...they just need advice,good listening,good friendship and other things...including those that need to eat ur money and run away
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Please Share Your Experience by Elimon(m): 6:51pm On May 01, 2020
Just

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Tried This During Sex (photo) by Elimon(m): 11:04pm On Apr 28, 2020
Lol...tried it before...i really works ...i had to promise not to do it again
PoliticsRe: I Visited Wikipedia To Search For Nnamdi Kanu's Rumoured Death And I Found This( by Elimon(m): 10:33am On Apr 28, 2020
Do u guys have a special wikipedia?

CelebritiesRe: Remember Nollywood Actor Hanks Anuku? See Photos Of How He Looks Now by Elimon(m): 1:29am On Apr 27, 2020
This man used to make me cut my tongue trying to copy his American style of talking
Respects Hank
CelebritiesRe: Angola Man Who Had 281 Children From 47 Wives Dies At 73 by Elimon(m): 2:29pm On Apr 26, 2020
No sperm wasted
FamilyRe: Stop Cooking With Red Oil. See Why! (photos) by Elimon(m): 2:24pm On Apr 26, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
A friend of mine sent me this. Damn!
Iffai!....
This is how it has been done since 1600
My grandpa died at 115 eating this one
Who are u?

PoliticsRe: No Social Distancing: See Crowd That Gathered At Burial Ground In Kano (photos) by Elimon(m): 2:19pm On Apr 26, 2020
If this happens in Abia, Rivers, Akwa ibom,Enugu....ull hear scores of death of victims killed by police or army in hours time
CelebritiesRe: Little Iranian Girl Whose Smile Was Declared The Most Beautiful In The World by Elimon(m): 2:16pm On Apr 26, 2020
My daughter should be like this or else
CelebritiesRe: Guinness Book Of Word Records Recognzes 'oueen Of Darkness'who Refused To Bleach by Elimon(m): 1:54pm On Apr 26, 2020
This is real black
RomanceRe: by Elimon(m): 10:18pm On Apr 23, 2020
( She started with she must confessed she cheated on me, i almost stopped breathing and asked sex? She said no she dated the guy. I was shocked because the way she demonstrated her love to me makes me believe nothing can ever go wrong from her side.)
Brother in Christ....she already told u she cheated....every girl always no...when asked...'did u have sex with him?'...
Mine used to gimme a strong NO! Before i found she really did
PoliticsRe: Abagana Ambush: Biafra Biggest Victory In The Civil War by Elimon(m): 8:54pm On Apr 23, 2020
BoboNkiti19:
That's him, I'm reading his book right now on Amazon and it's very captivating.
Please can u help send me the book a eBook,I've been wanting to read a full copy but unavailable in my area
PoliticsRe: Abagana Ambush: Biafra Biggest Victory In The Civil War by Elimon(m): 8:53pm On Apr 23, 2020
BoboNkiti19:
That's him, I'm reading his book right now on Amazon and it's very captivating.
Please can u send me the book as eBook,I've been wanting to read it also but they're unavailable at bookshops in my area
PoliticsRe: Guinea Govt Arrest All Chinese National by Elimon(m): 11:44am On Apr 22, 2020
MiztaFabuloz:
Hmmmmm I wonder why the name Akpan is always affiliated to people that usually lack sense.
Atang ata Ndisime!
RomanceRe: This Is What My Girlfriend Said by Elimon(m): 11:39am On Apr 21, 2020
A girl who cannot understand i have my own need...is not my gf,just tell her u want to buy furnitures and she should look for money and buy phone...ur not her father...best u can do is to add money,abi u no fe helep am before?
PoliticsRe: Seven (7) Most Developed Cities In Nigeria. In Order Of Development IMHO by Elimon(m): 11:31am On Apr 21, 2020
funnyboss:
Akwa Ibom is No match to jos when it comes to economic activity not to talk of Almighty Enugu. That was my number 1 basis for putting Enugu up there. Say Canada neat pass US no mean say e better reach US
I believe u have never been to Akwa Ibom state
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Elimon(m): 12:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
Lol...had one of my closest friends in uni who brought his gf to my house to smash one particular day...on arriving,he received an important call that he had to respond to so asked me to keep the girl company till he gets back..omo i turned A Y comedian for this girl eh...
We exchanged contact before the guy came back...and i gave them space...
I didn't even reach two weeks i got the girl to visit me in my place again..this time alone,convinced her to spend the night....i banged that girl for straight 2 days in my place and then told her to go that i want to travel(which she didn't want to leave).Till today that my friend doesn't know i hit his girl.....they later broke up tho...but conscience hit me small
Worst thing is that i still go to his house and the three of us will be there gisting,the girl would act as if anything of sort cannot happen... But if he leaves the room,the girl go rush me.
I come gaya to go there seff
Fear woman
EducationRe: Wikipedia Edited Abba Kyari's Page After Buhari's Tribute by Elimon(m): 11:56am On Apr 20, 2020
But this man go school poo...see Alma mata
RomanceRe: I Can't Continue With This Relationship Anymore by Elimon(m): 1:18am On Apr 20, 2020
I will kukuma remove the brother from the work since was connection and give the mum her stroke back...simple...as for her..

HealthRe: 86 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 627 , Discharged 170 , Deaths 21 by Elimon(m): 1:11am On Apr 20, 2020
As for Aiwa ibom...its high illiteracy rate, over religious beliefs and politcal sentiments caused these...look at how light gov Udom took the issue at first....
HealthRe: 86 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 627 , Discharged 170 , Deaths 21 by Elimon(m): 1:09am On Apr 20, 2020
RX480:
Covid-19 is unstoppable, all we can do is slow it down and the best you can hope for is that you have already been infected and recovered as an asymptomatic cheesy

Below is Nigeria's number of cases over time(not counting today's jump) compared to Ghana. We both confirmed our first cases around the same time period but Ghana implemented restrictions earlier.

Ghana has done over 60,000 tests.
Nigeria about 8,000-9,000

The site to compare the outbreak in different countries https://mackuba.eu/corona/
I still believe the Italian man never existed...
It started with likes of Atikus son,Abba,and other Nigerians from abroad
RomanceRe: 2 Men Rumoured Dead After Bloody Fight With Bottles For Their Wives (video) by Elimon(m): 11:16pm On Apr 19, 2020
To anything that will want me to experience this

PoliticsRe: Pmb Appoints Babagana Kingibe As The New Chief Of Staff To The President by Elimon(m): 11:40am On Apr 19, 2020
What's the meaning of Nigerian Democracy
A government of the North,for the North,and by a little sprinkle of lame Yorubas....
Nigeria is in the hands of power hungry old men,is Macron not a human being or are French people fools
RomanceRe: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Elimon(m): 8:07pm On Apr 18, 2020
Like if ur here to read comments
Share if you will drop yours
FoodRe: Nigerian Man Enjoys Frog Meat With Rice In Uyo (photos) by Elimon(m): 5:35pm On Apr 18, 2020
I remember those days where me and my elder brother with his church friends will go to a backyard pond just to look for toads to fry and eat...we would cash as much as 15 and share among ourselves after frying or roasting them
RomanceRe: 4 Non Sexual Things That Can Drive A Woman Crazy by Elimon(m): 3:32pm On Apr 18, 2020
Pac is the greatest amongst them tho
Back to thread...I'm a casual guy....to the extent that each time I dress to well...my girl will be like ''Which of them do u want to go and meet''...
RomanceRe: . by Elimon(m): 3:16pm On Apr 18, 2020
But that's a thing too
Video call sex...
Give us full story
PoliticsRe: Abba kyari: See Top Choice For The Next Chief Of Staff by Elimon(m): 12:13pm On Apr 18, 2020
In the voice of Abiola...''MONEY,YOU ARE A DISGRACE!''
FamilyRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by Elimon(m): 11:25pm On Apr 17, 2020
Babapyro:
A burial ground in the bedroom,one of my friends in ijebu back then had a 4 bedroom flat and one of those bedroom was a burial ground for his mum.but as a sharp guy we no care cos na there we dey play table tennis.

RomanceRe: I Cooked This Rubbish This Morning [Picture] by Elimon(m): 5:11pm On Apr 17, 2020
Look what u made me do...for what now

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