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HealthRe: This Is How Rwanda Is Fighting Corona Virus - Check Pictures , Compare Nigeria by Elimon(m): 8:18pm On Mar 23, 2020
Amidst the whole tension...let's all tell ourselves that corona will not pass april
PhonesRe: Covid-19: MTN Nigeria Changes Name To "Stay Safe" (pictures) by Elimon(m): 6:57pm On Mar 23, 2020
Even mine ooo...I even thought my friend edited it

RomanceRe: Help, See Where My Search For A Wife Has Landed Me by Elimon(m): 6:44pm On Mar 22, 2020
For me I think I need to get a job before marriage...but at the same time I need to have a kid before 26...I like it that way...after all,to be a baby papa is not a sin this days
Pablo Escobar
CrimeRe: Young Boy Identified After Beating Up His Girlfriend In Viral Video by Elimon(m): 1:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
Please has the Lady who broke a bottle on his husband's head for cheating been arrested?if no,then wet in this guy do Na...I don watch the video..shune women with tears that touch the heart...no one has cared about why the guy would react this way.
I remember one time in uni,just ignoring my gf call for five times when we had an issue,she sorrowfully came to my house crying, asked me why I ignored her,I told I I didn't want to talk to her
This girl scatter my room,pour water,hit me with both her shoes and mine,slapped me multiple times...funny enough my neighbors no show..no one came to help me...
But immediately I vex thunder this girl slaps beat her out of my house,she started crying then everyone came out to ask me what happened. I got angry with all of them,so woman for kill me them no know..but if I slap woman Na problem.
Since then I saw there was no gender equality in this kind of stories...no one know the full detail... Who knows if this guy was once this girls everything.
RomanceRe: I'm Eating This Rubbish Tonight. I Need A Job to Buy Better Food [Pic] by Elimon(m): 12:46pm On Mar 22, 2020
This is so fuvked up,see solid minerals for plate yet you are complaining you have stones

RomanceRe: I Want To Bleep A Reverend Sister.. by Elimon(m): 12:41pm On Mar 22, 2020
SultanOfPuna:
Im Catholic but I quit going to church since 2011
My mom thinks I'm the devil himself because of not receiving holy Communion for 9 years
But little does she know that all that glitter ain't gold.

Now the real truth is that I have a crush on one fine fair Reverend Sister..
I meet her while I went to visit my aunt who is also a revenred sister and principal of convent.

She is too friendly so it was easy to make friends with her.

My ISSUE
When she found out I have not been attending church, she was so matured about it but I noticed she started becoming close to me..like trying to win me back
She calls and text to know how I am
Invites me for benediction after that we talk for like an hour..
She laughs at my jokes, sometimes she acts cold
The problem now is that i have started catching sexual feeling for her.
I even had a dream where me and her where in a relationship...very weird dream
But I just can't get her off my mind

We share stories of our past
And she once told me about how she used to be far worse than me and she was into bad girl lifestyle before she converted

On WhatsApp She sent me a throwback photo of her in SS2.. Damnnnnn I have erection just seeing that pic.
Now I really truly and honestly want to make love to her..

So Abeg any guys here that have bleeped revenred sister before..
Did it end well or did you regret this
Matured Minds Only
Op be careful,that lady took an oath and there are many more girls out there waiting for a Dick-stander like you to dip for free...
Give to Convent what is Convent o
No spoil that sister...detach your mumu mind from lustful thought of her before some things make a bad story in your life.period
PoliticsRe: Soldier Sentenced To Death For Mutiny, Writes Letter To His 5-years-old Son by Elimon(m): 12:35pm On Mar 22, 2020
I wish to see the names of this soldiers...lest I know any of them...but meanwhile...If there's no Aboki name inside...I'm living in a bias state
RomanceRe: Saw This Beautiful Damsel And I Thought You Might Just Want To Gaze Into Her by Elimon(m): 12:29pm On Mar 22, 2020
So you think God will be proud of you Mr Op,falsely luring a sinner like me to this post.
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But me seff which kind find girl I bin wan come see gan
RomanceRe: My Sad Experience At The Supermarket This Evening. (photo) by Elimon(m): 10:56pm On Mar 21, 2020
That is not like a true Christian should my guy...your suppose to help those in need..slay queen or beggars,just help






No mind me,you did well,that girl bin wan use you..but u get sense..
PhonesRe: Help!!! I Just Got Scammed On Jiji. What Can I Do To Recover My Money by Elimon(m): 1:44pm On Mar 21, 2020
You made the wrong move by sending your money without meeting the person...even tho the person had the original product...evil is natural...just report to police or u trace at bank
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Governor In Nigeria ? by Elimon(m): 5:09pm On Mar 20, 2020
senatordave1:
It was Donald duke
No challenge... Donald duke was the most handsome Nigerian governor ever...Udom Emmanuel try sha
RomanceRe: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by Elimon(m): 2:20pm On Mar 18, 2020
miclef86:
Wow! I agree with you to some extent.
I think she really want to see the seriousness in me because her best friend have talked to me about her. That if I'm really serious that I will have her. But that's killing me...what kind of seriousness again...I have tried
Ova if your seriousness isn't working start being unserious then
Some girls only like the girls when they let go of them,so she may be the same girl...but buy a large portion...the bani like you...but just talk to her...no matter the answer...mind your business and continue your life with others...if she wants you...she has to say it...make her say it
RomanceRe: Why Would My Wife Send Our Maid To Her Parents Anytime She's Travelling? by Elimon(m): 1:04pm On Mar 18, 2020
solex2346:
Honestly,this is not her first time,am thinking of stopping having maid in our house or she should start paying her salary. thats rubish now
It is as simple as that sir...nothing attached...tell her no matter her issue of truth it would not ruin u...just kukuma send the maid away...if she like let he hire her the way you did and pay her...then if you travel KO...tell the maid you no wan see her for your house again till you come back,lemme see how she will feel...woman just think insecurity is everything... Forgetting they may be stopping someone's destiny from shinning. Anyways talking to your wife privately might be a better key #be your own counsellor
EducationRe: See The Response Jamb Gave To A Guy,after Scoring 99% In Both Physics And Chem by Elimon(m): 11:57am On Mar 18, 2020
Why would jamb question this guy for 99 percent result in physics....the day I removed impossibility from my life dictionary was when I had 10/10 in further maths in my ss1 without reading and as an art student...all was tumbo tumbo
The result shock me kwa then double shock my teacher
CelebritiesRe: Bayelsa Lasbians Caught Kissing Each Other (photos) by Elimon(m): 1:31pm On Mar 17, 2020
To correct the op...there is no true lesbian in Nigeria...all this how's have bfs and like other women ...have marriage all over their heads and fantasize on big dicks...so they are not lesbians...just fake asses
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Tickle My Brother's Wife? by Elimon(m): 1:17pm On Mar 17, 2020
Oooiiin!

PoliticsRe: Two(2) Possible Potential Nigeria President In 2023 by Elimon(m): 1:14pm On Mar 17, 2020
Why won't your head be filled with Aboki names
On the contrary...el Rufai might try something but won't work

RomanceRe: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Elimon(m): 1:04pm On Mar 17, 2020
This kind of stories only continue to motivate me to be faithful.... But its life although...we can never be too careful
RomanceRe: Pretty Curvy Lady Dumped By Boyfriend Threatened Him With False Rape Allegation by Elimon(m): 12:45pm On Mar 17, 2020
Heard a case of such in Akwa ibom where a guy had sex with the girl...and the girl,being that her family had influential people told the police that the guy raped her...the girl never knew that this guys two sisters are lawyers and everyone in his compound agreed to testify that the girl came to his house willingly and they had normal sex...she even left that day very okay as she greeted the landlord as tho no problem.... The guy won the case and the girl was shamed... I believe she wouldn't try it again..in her life
PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Is So Bad Why Are Asians Europeans Americans Making Money Here by Elimon(m): 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2020
googi:
Sorry, I don't know how I missed this important comment.

My friend, be careful. If you mention the S word in Nigeria, all your friends, voters and families will disappear.

I still remember as a student arguing with a professor that Africans by culture are Socialists.

He told me then that if every country in Africa turned Socialist, Nigeria and Kenya would not.
Did he ever tell you why they would not
RomanceRe: I Got The Shock Of My Life Today. by Elimon(m): 4:36pm On Mar 16, 2020
Op please try sexing her next time and if it happens again...if it doesn't.... Hmmm
Next news
RomanceRe: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Elimon(m): 4:27pm On Mar 16, 2020
Best way is to make her laugh and feel comfortable init house...entertain her very well...if time watch a movie she likes...the when she is down and very comfortable... Try to kiss her...she will be shy or resist..or if she is Hot kiss u back,but if she resist or dodge..try it the second time...if she likes you...she go gree
Foreign AffairsRe: See What US Congress Was Doing By 12 Midnight by Elimon(m): 11:39pm On Mar 14, 2020
You guys should shine this bias...congressmen in other countries including USA misbehave too...just because they had meeting at 12 does not being that they are the best or we should criticize our legislator...some of them have good things in mind
RomanceRe: Serious Fight As Angry Husband Catches Wife Sleeping With Neighbour by Elimon(m): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2020
Loll...the way people are just catching their partners cheating this year ehhh...I wonder what would be trending next year.... Maybe couples would be posting their Divorce forms.. cheesy
RomanceRe: Breast To Feed The Whole Lagos!! Busty Lagos Lady With Big Backside by Elimon(m): 11:20pm On Mar 14, 2020
Naira land commentscaneven drive this poor girl to commit suicide grin grin
But I wish someone could just directly tell her the truth....this things no fit am
PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Is So Bad Why Are Asians Europeans Americans Making Money Here by Elimon(m): 7:59pm On Mar 14, 2020
Mr op. Where was Nigeria when Europe and China was developing...I once told my friend if Nigeria tries socialism it would be better but he doubted...tell me which socialist 2nd world countries are poor,except our so claimed Democratic dump states that think the West has everything to offer
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Female Boss Who Allegedly Sacked Him For Sexual Advances (video) by Elimon(m): 7:54pm On Mar 14, 2020
monopodsmile:
Is this really happening in Nigeria? This is unimaginable
Yes ooo
It shouldn't be shocking na
CrimeRe: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by Elimon(m): 3:48pm On Mar 14, 2020
Believe me but most of those shouting'u were sleeping with an ss3 girl had already collected or lost their virginity before that class...most people date from ss2 self and y'all know its true... Leave that side and advice the nigga if u get advice
PoliticsRe: Top 25 Minority Ethnic Groups In Nigeria Based On Number Of Lgas They Occupy. by Elimon(m): 12:45pm On Mar 14, 2020
For the fact that Annang and ibibios are not listed here....your FACT IS FRAUD!
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Female Boss Who Allegedly Sacked Him For Sexual Advances (video) by Elimon(m): 12:38pm On Mar 14, 2020
Seriously these things are happening... My own cousin had to resign from a teaching job at a famous private school in Uyo because the proprietress was asking him to sleep with her...A married woman ooo!..he had to tell his parents and mine and they advised him to resign...its pathetic

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