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Went to my friends house back in university... While the gf was sweeping and arranging the room,she found a two freshly used condoms with sp**m still inside...thing was weird and disgusting...my nigga denied ever seeing or using it...in his own house oo,the gf didn't know how to cry...I just kukuma pack myself and excused them...before fight go burst

Plaskilokiv Aposkolosjislav once said.....mind your business and not everything u see should be....
How can I finish wen u didn't even read the whole name?

tolexy007:
Awon team Tecno

I don't like techno or use it as well...sorry

When Nigerian SARS visit you nko

China beg Una?
Pack your load and go and fade like Nokia

The Oracle of Www

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If you sit on gold, oil, uranium and your people don’t have food to eat, You are not Human.
As far as I am concerned, their best president ever was "Gaddafi“


Best part of the whole story...whether he said this or not
THIS IS SO TRUE!

Rickmann:
What are you saying man....hello! Sex Chating with another guy.."my legs are open" and all that. Dis was not a phone call or a text msg btw her another guy o...crystal clear sex chat. Pls he should leave cos it will only get worse.

That is too crude...I mean it will be to sudden...if you have and enemy the best way to win him is to be closest to him...it can also be attached on this case...if you remove ur mind and keep it busy with ur own actions...none of those shit will bother you like it is

Rickmann:
After getting your pound of flesh,what does that make you?

Niccolo Machiavelli

He must have terribly flogged the person avenging this

Ur case is somehow....but u put itself in it...put itself in the shoes of ur gf and see if u won't enjoy her begging u each time u cheat on her...and also see if u won't repeat it even at a higher feat...
What I do is...once I see it on your phone...I'll just confront u quietly on it...you'll tell me all sort of things and blah blah blah...I'll tell you its okay...no prolm!
But that u did to me I'll repay u in more folds...I'll make sure ur a learner in sex chats...ur a novice flirt and know noting bout cheating
But with all these...I won't call you names or nothing
Just don't be violent.. And don't blame her for anything... Kukuma do ur own

Lol...same here...even told my gf she shouldn't be going completely naked
Seems like watching seasonal movie and waiting for next episode... That feelings

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This is wen I say...'prophet wey work for Temple, çhop for temple.If I get to work in that ministry,corrupt or not...I'll put my wife's name,mother's name,father's name,siblings,cousins I like and close friends.If u don't...someone else will put it for you...last last the money no go reach all the poor...back pure slot.If just waiting here is someone in my family will have a slot too
Peace!

ALABACONNECT:
yeah

This shits as real as corona

MrBrownJay1:
please enlighten me...when was the last time you saw someone stuck in the below position:

No one ever knows the position cos we were not there...but in IK here,saw when a married woman and her lover were brought stucked naked,covered with wrappper,to General hospital close to my area..it was a full road...the hospital tried but couldn't do anything... I took hours before the husband was called and case reported...he had to bring the juju priest who made the juju to separate them. Real life man...things are strangely happening everyday

ALABACONNECT:
bros, they said I should sleep and wake up so I can hear Yanny. I am weak

Ur hearing Laurel

If a girl that isn't a virgin tries this shit ...what for
My gf tried these some months ago...that she wanted to keep herself to be sure...I told her...for wetin... Oya lemme go and staff cos I can't be Hot every night ....who nows another is pounding

PureGoldh:
That stuff na FAKE News.

Read dx

I used to notice this...the replies I usually got from the account was not professional at all and rude

seanwilliam:
Mehn, for the first time this year, I cry .. omo....I learn 15 lessons from this
1. Never have girl friend at tender age
2. Never have girlfriend while you are struggling
3. Dont be too generous
4. Dont live beyond your means
5. A man should be strong emotionally
6. Never date a single mother
7. Never accept a cheating girlfriend back
8. Have multiple source of income
9. Never close your mouth, you never can tell who would help you
10. Your condition is the not the worst
11.you yourself is the most important thing, family comes second
12. Dont invest in business you dont know the "ins" and " out"..
13.learn a skill no matter what
14. Dont trust people easily
15. Prayer works....
And lastly
16. Suicide is never the solution to one's problem

I really learn much ...God would make a way for all of us.. this really got my hearts
Your breakthrough is near Tankunland

I've committed all except 16

Tankunland:
Mom got me the job as an hotel attendant in January of 2017 after I stopped playing football due to a nasty hip injury I had some 4 months earlier ( I was a very good footballer as a youngster and when I finished my secondary school education in the year 2008 I decided to play football instead of going to a university. I Went to the national under 17 camp i won't mention the year and was dropped because I couldn't pay a bribe of 2M as I was amongst the final 35 player's. We would talk about my football career some other day).


And because of my hardworking nature my boss liked me very much and with an innovation I brought to the hotel I was made an assistant hotel manager in just 5 months in the job and With this new innovation the hotel made lot and lot of money and I made some cool cash as well. I made an average of 5k per day and at times 20k each weekend while my salary increased from 13k to 50k.


I started to make lot of money and got my own small one room apartment meanwhile all this while I had a girlfriend that had a lil daughter that I saw as mine. I loved my girlfriend so much and took care of her as well as spend a lot of money on her and her little girl because I loved her as she was there for me while playing football and because her daughters dad was none existent in their life.


Unfortunately my mom died November of that same year without enjoying my money as I would have wanted and I spend virtually all of my savings to bury her in my home state( we from the middle belt) and during this time of mourning my girlfriend was very dear to me, she would cook for me and my family that came to Lagos, she would go to market, wash my aunt's clothes and she was there as any good girl should be and that made me love her even more but I remember immediately I got back from the burial in January of 2018 she told me she took her daughter to go see her dad and spend some days with him and I asked her if anything happened between her and the guy and she said NO.


I was too emotional drained to press any further and i think by February of 2018 she told me she was pregnant and WOW was my reaction, I asked her who was responsible and she said me of course and I asked her what she wanted to do with the pregnancy and she said she wanted to get rid of it, I told her to keep it but she insisted of getting rid of it and sincerely I didn't press her much and I gave her 20k that same day and a few days later she told me it was done and I believed her but a month after she left her mom's to go stay with her grandma at iyana ipaja.


I would asked her when she was coming back home and she would reply she doesn't know. I would asked her can i come see her she would tell me NO and that she doesn't wanna see me and we continued this way till she called me one day probably around MAY of 2018 and told me she couldn't date me again as her baby daddy is now responsible and wants to take care of her and his daughter again.


I told her that at least let's see and discuss these face to face but she said we couldn't see me again. I asked her wasn't I treating her and her baby well she said I was, don't I love you both enough she said I do, don't I bang you well enough she said I do then what happened was my final question but she couldn't give me a satisfactory answer so right there I just ended the relationship and moved on with my life.


And my life was just work, church, work again. Around September of that year that I went to Facebook and saw my girlfriend and her baby daddy in a traditional yoruba naming ceremony setting. I was confused but she did the abortion na I wondered so who has this child that shola carried I asked my self, so I messaged her on Facebook and asked her what's happening and she told me she has something to say to me.

Most painful part of the whole story

One time in university wen I hardly celebrated my bday..my gf came to my house and said she must take me out...after much refusal...I heeded...and we left...I didn't rest that day...She first complained about the number of girls that wished me happy bday on Facebook,that I flirt with all of them...I explained.That evening while coming back,a female friend of mine called me to wish me happy bday..my girl spark..I was shocked... Like what did I do...I even refused to answer the call just to lessen the madness...babe told keke to drop her at her hostel that she is tired of me....one of my worst bday experiences. This is the same girl I use to spoil on her own bdays and make her happy by all means..even tho I don't have much...but it was an experience tho and I took it

Are you normal?

MrBrownJay1:
is it funny that you never see these funny stories when the man is hitting doggy style OR on the side... it is always during missionary that they get stuck.

BTW the reason is VAGINISMUS and has nothing to do with juju or BS magun!

U never chi chum chin

Teachers ooo...especially my nursery school...they really kept things in me that will last long
These lecturers don't give a shit about you...other than looking for a way to down you

I listened up to twenty times yesterday... I'm hearing yanni...nothing else..
How the fvck is someone hearing Laurel from this?

NextD18:
Illiteracy is a respecter of no country.

I'm telling you

South Africa is conducting home to home testing.....what is the giant of Africa doing nationally other than waiting for cases to arrive...then they run there like hungry chickens