₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,134 members, 8,420,502 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 10:22 PM

Toggle theme

Elimon's Posts

Nairaland ForumElimon's ProfileElimon's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 (of 27 pages)

FamilyRe: My Daughter Caught t Us Having Sex Plz Help by Elimon(m): 2:24pm On Mar 29, 2020
Belurved1:
Ododo oro.
Translation
RomanceRe: Please Help I'm Tied Of My Cousin Regular Visit by Elimon(m): 11:48am On Mar 29, 2020
Lol...you are making me remember my male cousin roommate in Uyo,he had a female cousin also from his pops side...the girl was beautiful although and use to visit regular... She was always very open in sexuality with my cousin,always making me curious.the day my eyes open was wen I went to night class and I came back to see them on the bed and two used condoms on the floor....like I didn't know what to say...I stared at them all day
Shits happening everyday bro
And I wasn't the only one who notice they were fvcking...our neighbors knew too...tho they told me much later after he left
FamilyRe: My Daughter Caught t Us Having Sex Plz Help by Elimon(m): 11:39am On Mar 29, 2020
Bet anything in this life...but that girl will never let go of that memory...ever!
Funny thing is shell get to tell someone
Talking from experience
RomanceRe: All Time Favourite Porn Stars (A List Pornstars) by Elimon(m): 11:37am On Mar 29, 2020
This bloody Sunday?

Christianity EtcRe: Satan Has Been Allowed To Be Worshipped Openly In Washington DC As A Brave Lady by Elimon(m): 10:41am On Mar 29, 2020
Satanism is a virus too....just like any other religion...islamists have killed more people than satanists themselves... If I see a moral satanist,I'll prefer to make him my friend than a spiteful christian or a jihadist muslim
FoodRe: See The Delicious Food That My Friend Invited Me Over To Eat In Akure by Elimon(m): 7:37pm On Mar 28, 2020
What is this...come to Akwa ibom and eat good Afang soup and never regret...stop eating shit
RomanceRe: My Sad Experience With A Lady I Invited For The Night. (photo) by Elimon(m): 7:14pm On Mar 28, 2020
So you jejely took out your phone...at your hiding place...on your data...open uc browser...skip pornhub.com...open nairaland ...just to tell us that u slept naked with a random girl in your house
Who are u kidding?
U too mumu

PoliticsRe: I Foresee A Violent Revolution Happening In Nigeria by Elimon(m): 3:25pm On Mar 28, 2020
You say Revolution... Which year?

CrimeRe: 100 Nigerian Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram In Goniri. Graphic Pics by Elimon(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
I will rather be in the Tahitian military than fight for bubu in this politicized book haram war...Boko harm Na ghost
PoliticsRe: Images From Kaduna Lockdown. Share Pictures From Your State. by Elimon(m): 11:51pm On Mar 27, 2020
wiseone28:
Till we register our first case cheesy

The guy ado useme
U no get joy o,so u for do make I dey house for this kin lightless uyo
RomanceRe: Man Cancelled Marriage After Seeing The ‘okro Soup’ She Cooked For His Family by Elimon(m): 11:38pm On Mar 27, 2020
Looks like food my baby sister prepares at the playground,she will just get everything from mums garden and prepare in the bush...lol this one is no different... 10k fire am
RomanceRe: I Met A Lady Three Weeks Ago (please help) by Elimon(m): 11:33pm On Mar 27, 2020
If you love her op then take her in...if at least you both can manage and help each other,me and my gf met in university then she was in the hostel and I was off but she was regular in my house inconveniencing me and my friends... But she helped me a lot,even covered a lot of things...at then I barely knew her...its now four years,she is staying in a better self con but I finished school and packed to my hometown,but guess who keeps and shelters me when I'm broke...she...at least if I didn't let her in it wouldn't have been this way.I visit her and stay for weeks.
PoliticsRe: FFK Reacts To Iman Of Peace Tweets. by Elimon(m): 10:25pm On Mar 27, 2020
I don't disagree
But who is this imam of peace and why is he suddenly trending
HealthRe: See Whats Happen To Those That Wish Covid-19 On Leaders(short) by Elimon(m): 9:47am On Mar 26, 2020
Just below

PoliticsRe: Buhari Vs Osinbajo: How Nigerian VP Violated The Greatest Law Of Power by Elimon(m): 9:28am On Mar 26, 2020
I've always liked Osibanjo since he was the Acting President... He is a better man than buhari,if bubu dies and the north want to install a puppet,they should be ready for battle also cos the south won't take it....I know some unknown yorubas will still betray us
EducationRe: If You Didn't School In Any Of This 20 universities,then You Are Still A Jambite by Elimon(m): 9:03am On Mar 26, 2020
And what good did they make in my life...schools in Nigeria make u see ur future quick quick... By future I mean..get your degree and get out!
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Stay In His Apartment For 3 Weeks? by Elimon(m): 7:46pm On Mar 25, 2020
With all this advice...she will still do her thing
PoliticsRe: I Didnt Know Gov Nyesom Wike Is Of Igbo Descent by Elimon(m): 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2020
Chimok:
and Igbo is their language and they also bear Igbo names?
Nope....but u have a point there tho...thats excessive borrowing na grin
CrimeRe: END TIME: The Sky Is Allegedly Coming Down To Earth In Kuwait [video] by Elimon(m): 7:41pm On Mar 25, 2020
And I sighed
RomanceRe: 17 Ways You can Enjoy Sex With Your Partner by Elimon(m): 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2020
Please you need to go for test...I mean corona and others

HealthRe: These 25 Countries Have Not Reported Any Cases Of Corona Virus by Elimon(m): 12:14pm On Mar 25, 2020
Phreeze99:
he was shot..so case closed...
Brutal cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: I Didnt Know Gov Nyesom Wike Is Of Igbo Descent by Elimon(m): 12:04pm On Mar 25, 2020
selemempe:
If they speak igbo, dress in Isi Agu and look like Igbo....bro they are igbos
The annang people of Akwa ibom dress almost like this but are not Igbo people...
PoliticsRe: SHOCKING: See Nigerians Comments After The President Was Reported To Be Sick by Elimon(m): 11:31am On Mar 25, 2020
Please has anyone heard from Adesina and Lai Mohammed...anyways buhari should be hurried to a good Italian hospital asap...I wish him quick restcovery
CelebritiesRe: Build Hospital Una No Go Hear E Don Happen Now Una No Fit Go Abroad - Don Jazzy. by Elimon(m): 4:42pm On Mar 24, 2020
Looks like this

RomanceRe: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Elimon(m): 4:21pm On Mar 24, 2020
Youll not be reported...but u never know if the girl was even dreaming of that kiss all her life...but anyways .....before I continue are u a Marlian?
RomanceRe: While The World Is At Lockdown,see what is Trending [Adult pictures] by Elimon(m): 4:07pm On Mar 24, 2020
Seriously... And you made me look twice shocked

PhonesRe: Covid-19: MTN Nigeria Changes Name To "Stay Safe" (pictures) by Elimon(m): 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2020
Erickax:
oga i lyk u phone o cheesy
This phone is war veteran still living well,respect it please...! grin grin
PhonesRe: Covid-19: MTN Nigeria Changes Name To "Stay Safe" (pictures) by Elimon(m): 3:57pm On Mar 24, 2020
Firstorderwizard:
Add graphic to this na
I passed the message...no need
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by Elimon(m): 10:42pm On Mar 23, 2020
Sometimes I just get confused if I'm a nice guy or a bad guy but my girlfriend love both side of me...I just believe being open to any girl I deal with...will make me rule your conscience...
A bad guy will always attract a girl but might not keep her for long
A nice guy I think might not have all a girl will want out of a guy....but she would have no option but to love him
That's what I think
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley dragged on Twitter for his post on coronavirus by Elimon(m): 9:28pm On Mar 23, 2020
Is this the Marlian idiot baba told me to bring?

RomanceRe: She's In The Kitchen Náked Cooking Beans [Picture] by Elimon(m): 9:12pm On Mar 23, 2020
FatherBona:
Much as I hate to admit this, I'm enjoy your lousy tale and would wish you to continue.





Bloody Unam




My peace I leave you
Bloody Unam cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My Experience Last Night. Should I Call The Police? (PHOTO) by Elimon(m): 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2020
Na was ...where is the Photo here...and just push the girl away and intrude the house before u call the police...save a life

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 (of 27 pages)