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RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by ElliotP: 9:54pm On Dec 14, 2023
MrCork:
Oh reallly?i have inferiority complax coz i no how to use fork n knife & u dont?so u one of those homebase people who use spoooon to eat spaheti or indomi?.....bro hav j ever beeento London?i but then when women ignore u...u call them rasist...wot a shame!!(no ooofencse) angry
Try learn how to write properly too, since you already know how to use cutleries, I have this feeling you've never left your village, you fit never cross your community border sef
RomanceRe: Married Ex...keep Sending Me Sexy Pictures by ElliotP: 2:15pm On Dec 14, 2023
Bros if you nor get other intentions then block her
FoodRe: Remove Only One From This (pix) by ElliotP: 2:09pm On Dec 14, 2023
Who fish help
FamilyRe: Who Is To Blame For Moral Decadence Among Our Youths: Parents Or Teachers? by ElliotP: 8:34pm On Dec 13, 2023
Parents have the major role in the upbringing of a child, but at the end it all depends on the individual, you can see a family with five kids where 3 out of the 5 maybe good while the others are wayward, parents can try to instill good values and morals in the children and the kids may still end up wayward, at the end pikin wey wan spoil go spoil, the wan wey wan good go good
RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by ElliotP: 9:42pm On Dec 12, 2023
I will just say you have a serious inferiority complex and upon all the London wey you dey shout you nor still sabi spell illiteracy? You sure say you nor be illiterate
RomanceRe: If A Woman Hit You, Destroy Her... by ElliotP: 9:37pm On Dec 12, 2023
Bro spitting facts
RomanceRe: Put A Meaning To This Photo !!! by ElliotP: 9:31pm On Dec 12, 2023
Harmattan dey, her lip dry so she dey try use spit moisten the lip
RomanceRe: Guys Which Do You Prefer? Fanta Or Coca-cola? by ElliotP: 9:30pm On Dec 12, 2023
I enter here innocently thinking about my love for fanta only for una to remind me say na coke man I be
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Smell My Own Mouth Odour? by ElliotP: 9:28pm On Dec 12, 2023
Your nose nor dey work well
RomanceRe: Excited! I Finally Did 300 Rounds Of This!! (pics Ins).. by ElliotP: 9:26pm On Dec 12, 2023
Return your boyfriend boxers, boxers nor cheap again
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Filmed Vibing And Having Fun At Obi's House After Surulere Visit by ElliotP: 9:15pm On Dec 12, 2023
Some of una for this nairaland dey think like cows
RomanceRe: Man Marries Lady Who Snubbed Him For 5 Years by ElliotP: 2:53pm On Dec 12, 2023
Five years wey Dem take dey chase degree na you carry chase woman, na wa o
RomanceRe: Two Weeks To Xmas You Are Toasting A Girl. What If She Agrees. by ElliotP: 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2023
God bless you, na now I know why my subconscious dey tell me to give babes space for the now
RomanceRe: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by ElliotP: 9:46am On Dec 09, 2023
At the end nor be everybody wey go school get sense, the man is obviously educated but he's obviously a fool
RomanceRe: Most Men Don’t Have Sense – Actress, Moet Abebe Reveals Why She’s Still Single by ElliotP: 5:11pm On Dec 08, 2023
Person wey nor get sense go attract nonsense normally
RomanceRe: As A Man What Do You Bring To The Table Aside Money- Naija Man Questions by ElliotP: 5:05pm On Dec 08, 2023
Fahvvy:
Why do people do business? To make money undecided...

Why do people spend years learning a trade or a skill? To make money undecided...

Why do people go through the stress of waking up by 2am to beat the traffic, so they can get to work early? To make money undecided...

Why are politicians fighting tooth and nail to remain in office? Money undecided...

Why do most girls go into prost.itution and most young men into fraud? Money undecided...

The house you're living in was rented in with money (house rent) undecided...

The food you eat was bought with money undecided...

The school you're attending was paid for with money (school fees) undecided...

So if I bring money to the table, then I have brought EVERYTHING my money can buy undecided...


I'm not saying money is everything, however trying to downplay the importance of money in life in general is dum.best thing anyone can do undecided...

Cause no one on earth can survive without money (or the things money can provide) undecided...

And besides...
Since money isn't so important, why is it the deciding factor in how females choose to date? undecided...
Them suppose name you Solomon
RomanceRe: Can IFA Help In Choosing The Right Spouse by ElliotP: 4:50pm On Dec 08, 2023
Una wan turn ifa to match maker
RomanceRe: Please, Help! My Girlfriend Is Asexual, She Doesn't Find Sex Interesting. by ElliotP: 4:44pm On Dec 08, 2023
First of all almost all Nigerian girls have rape stories, secondly I assure you that barney is sexually active, she's just not sexually active with you, and she's seen you're a sissy that's why she taking advantage, if she's asexual let her go because it's obvious you need some pussy in your life
RomanceRe: Men Don’t Do This Anymore Why!!!!! by ElliotP: 4:40pm On Dec 08, 2023
Odin13:
No small babe for naija.. all of dem don wise.. come even Dey collect anyhow

Dash dem dem go call you mugu.. Dey go Nyash Femi for corner..
Wetin Femi do na
RomanceRe: I Had A Dream And Need Interpretation. by ElliotP: 4:38pm On Dec 08, 2023
As per say my name na Joseph, I see you receiving a new motorcycle this year
RomanceRe: Wedding Guest Causes A Stir At The Wedding Reception (video) by ElliotP: 4:36pm On Dec 08, 2023
Na the host fuckup go dey invite olosho
RomanceRe: Avoid A Narcissist At All Cost, My Experience. A Must Read. by ElliotP: 4:28pm On Dec 08, 2023
Narcissist wey I dey use add small drama for my life na dey cause problems for una so?
RomanceRe: Have I Been Meeting The Wrong Ladies Or Is It A Nigerian Thing by ElliotP: 4:22pm On Dec 08, 2023
Na you dey find fine girls, you don try meet ugly girls before
RomanceRe: American Woman Talks About Why People Like Dating Nigerian Men by ElliotP: 4:21pm On Dec 08, 2023
What she's saying is the truth, although na mainly the benefits, make she try date men wey dey answer Femi first
RomanceRe: How The Top 10 Richest Women In The World Got Their Wealth by ElliotP: 4:19pm On Dec 08, 2023
Behind every rich woman, is a dead rich man
RomanceRe: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by ElliotP: 4:14pm On Dec 08, 2023
Make una get small conscience na, abi una want make them starve to death?
RomanceRe: What's The Whole Celebration With Asake & His Music? It's D Same Naija Crap by ElliotP: 10:16am On Nov 23, 2023
Your life gats bitter for you to hate on asake song o
RomanceRe: What's The Whole Celebration With Asake & His Music? It's D Same Naija Crap by ElliotP: 10:15am On Nov 23, 2023
Your life gats bitter for you to hate on asake song o undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Don't Crush The Little Flower by ElliotP: 10:11am On Nov 23, 2023
Shey you dey whine my blokus ni, flower wey I dey smash, crush na understatement if flower enter my yard e nor fit go back the same way o
RomanceRe: Can U Stand A Girl That Dumped U And Want U Back? by ElliotP: 10:01am On Nov 23, 2023
Nor vex o but first things first, your guy na goat, it's like giving a person who shot you another bullet to shoot you again because they missed the first time.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Are Not Too Old At 33 - Man Criticizes Double Standard by ElliotP: 9:53am On Nov 23, 2023
The double standard here is if a woman marries her father's age for money, it's okay by societal standards but immediately a man does the exact same thing we start criticizing him, omor make una rest.
FoodRe: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by ElliotP: 9:48am On Nov 23, 2023
She's actually wrong, the right way to eat swallow is with your hand, when you use cutleries you're just imposing the white man's eating etiquette on an African dish, people who created the dish ate it with their hand, if you prefer eating with cutleries then I gat no qualms, but don't come and tell us eating with our hand is wrong, it's just you trying to adopt the white man's culture

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