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FoodRe: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by ElliotP: 9:46am On Nov 23, 2023
She's actually wrong, the right way to eat swallow is with your hand, when you use cutleries you're just imposing the white man's eating etiquette on an African dish, people who created the dish ate it with their hand.
EducationRe: Nigerian Man Graduates As A Virgin (Photos) by ElliotP: 11:44pm On Nov 22, 2023
This guy be like who dey in a very serious relationship with he hand
RomanceRe: Watch Moment Lady Landed Boyfriend Hot Slap As He Proposed To Her In Public by ElliotP: 9:45pm On Nov 22, 2023
Me na where Dem dey sell ring I go propose, on how she reject I go give the seller the ring back, beg am make he nor vex
RomanceRe: .. by ElliotP: 9:42pm On Nov 22, 2023
Your phone dey forbid to block her number
HealthRe: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by ElliotP: 3:51pm On Nov 22, 2023
She fit dey soak too much garri
Nairaland GeneralWeird Food Combo by ElliotP(op): 3:50pm On Nov 22, 2023
What's the weirdest food combo you've come across?

Me I just chop gala and custard, it was nicer than expected.
HealthRe: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by ElliotP: 8:00am On Nov 22, 2023
Make she reduce her garri intake
RomanceRe: How Can U Re-pay A Girlfriend That Cheated On U? by ElliotP: 3:16pm On Nov 01, 2023
I'm sure he was someone close to you, but bro leave the girl, you can't hurt a cheater
RomanceRe: Literally She Did This. What Do Women Really Want. Guys Learn. by ElliotP: 12:55pm On Oct 21, 2023
Na werey dey train woman go school, I never see where that thing ever end well
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men, Hello, Hi, Good Morning, No Be Message. Make Una Learn by ElliotP: 12:52pm On Oct 21, 2023
So you want ma write essay because of kpekus wey I wan knack
FamilyRe: Wife Pours Water On Matrimonial Bed Because Husband Refuses To Buy Her Wig (vid) by ElliotP: 11:01pm On Oct 16, 2023
Lol, me I go just carry my bed go outside make sun touch am, then call bolt make them carry you and your load reach your pman side, me I go drive follow the bolt because I dey come collect that #70 I pay for bride price
FoodRe: Team Puff-puff Or Team Buns: Which One Are You? (pictures) by ElliotP: 8:26pm On Oct 07, 2023
I take puff puff, but AKARA is king
RomanceRe: Will You Take Care Of A Child If DNA Proves He Or She Is Not Yours? by ElliotP: 7:21am On Oct 06, 2023
The pikin go try go meet he papa and the wife go try go meet her husband
EventsRe: What Happened At My First Burial Job As A Photographer. by ElliotP: 9:14pm On Sep 26, 2023
Funniest write up I've read today, thank you for making me laugh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by ElliotP: 9:23pm On Sep 20, 2023
Give onana a chance
RomanceRe: GIST US! What Are You Slowly Losing Interest In? by ElliotP: 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2023
Leaving the house and talking to people
RomanceRe: Mother-inlaw In Daughter-inlaw's Home For 6 Years by ElliotP: 7:22am On Sep 19, 2023
Make she reason the husband make him reason he mama, she don dey too long for the house
RomanceRe: I Wanna Hurt My Ex So Badly! by ElliotP: 9:25pm On Sep 13, 2023
Bros leave the girl alone if she nor want you then let her be na by force to love person
RomanceRe: Am So Emotional Downcast, I Need Someone To Talk To by ElliotP: 9:00pm On Sep 13, 2023
Think how many people go cry from your death if them nor reach 1 then go ahead
FamilyRe: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by ElliotP: 8:55pm On Sep 13, 2023
Make he find another person marry, who get money go marry the girl
CrimeRe: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by ElliotP: 8:51pm On Sep 13, 2023
Why person go give 5 year old to another person to assist with domestic work, them suppose carry that woman starve her for 5 days then put food near her if she touch the food them go beat her ×5 of how she beat that girl
RomanceRe: How Do I Build A Social Life As An Undergraduate Introvert? by ElliotP: 11:17am On Sep 11, 2023
Continue your introverted life with loud
RomanceRe: Hot Sex Or 100 Thousand Naira ? by ElliotP: 11:08am On Sep 11, 2023
Hot sex wey fit nor last pass 5mins sef if I nor dey on form, I choose 100k o at least I fit manage am for like 1 month
RomanceRe: "Condoms Are For Weak Men" - Pretty Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter. Photos by ElliotP: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2023
Me wey weak pass overripe dodo
RomanceRe: Women Don't Respect Men Who Have Not Conquered Them In Sex by ElliotP: 11:04am On Sep 11, 2023
Na knack I con knack I nor be ghenghis khan and pussy nor be land
RomanceRe: I Get Turned On By The Idea Of Other Guys Fuckin My Wifei Think I Am An Cuckold by ElliotP: 11:03am On Sep 11, 2023
Bring her come make we dey sure if you be cuckold or you don dey watch too much porn
RomanceRe: Some Women Shaaa.. by ElliotP: 10:57am On Sep 11, 2023
If them like make them say I stingy, but one thing I cant do is to train anybody's daughter in school or send am abroad nor be me area people go take put story
RomanceRe: She Tells You That One Of Her Male Friends Wants To Take Her Out On A Date by ElliotP: 10:53am On Sep 11, 2023
Bring back takeaway
RomanceRe: What Could Make A Young Man Pick Up Interest In Woman Old Enough To Be His Mom? by ElliotP: 8:59pm On Sep 10, 2023
Conji

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