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RomanceRe: What's The Difference Between An Alpha Man And A Simp? by ElliotP: 7:43am On Mar 15, 2024
In my opinion they're both stupid, they're both on the extreme ends of what it means to be a man. You should strive to be a good man, not an alpha man or simp
BusinessRe: Which Of The Two Pricing Options Do You Think Customers Will Grab Faster? by ElliotP: 7:22pm On Mar 14, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
They are both promo sales only one is slashed price while the other is. Buy one get one free which is not really free considering the other option.

Tricky but very clear grin
Yeah they're obviously the same thing, but the question is which will sell faster and that's what I answered
BusinessRe: Which Of The Two Pricing Options Do You Think Customers Will Grab Faster? by ElliotP: 7:07pm On Mar 14, 2024
Promo price most people will see buy one get one free as a scam
HealthRe: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide After Losing Money He Invested In Crypto by ElliotP: 1:30am On Mar 14, 2024
Chai how much he invest, na why Dem dey tell una use proper risk management, but una nor wan hear word
HealthRe: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by ElliotP: 1:28am On Mar 14, 2024
God bless you, because e come be like say we wey dey use water nor normal
CrimeRe: 4 Men Gang-Rape 20-Year-Old Lady In Lagos, Record Action & Post It On Facebook by ElliotP: 1:21am On Mar 14, 2024
Give dogs Viagra, then open their yansh, video it and post it on Facebook
CrimeRe: Zamfara Poly Student, Victoria Alo, Hit By Highway Policeman As She Bleeds by ElliotP: 1:15am On Mar 14, 2024
Them suppose just dey shoot all these kind police men immediately Dem identify them, I swear all this nonsense go stop after like 20 police men die
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Rejoices As He Captures A Very Big Owl In His Home (Pics/Video) by ElliotP: 1:08am On Mar 14, 2024
Na one of him aunties he hold like that so
FamilyRe: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp Because Of Laptop by ElliotP: 12:50am On Mar 14, 2024
Shebi your phone nor dey delete contact ni, baba abeg delete he contact jor
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend With Cylinder After Smoking Colorado In Ondo by ElliotP: 12:45am On Mar 14, 2024
2shure:
I met one of these riff raffs abt last week,driving a Nigerian used c300,no hate on that.me day I'm riding a muscle sports for close to a year plus,I asked for some updates.he started hyping himself,I then later asked him for just 5k loan cos money I was expecting didn't come that Thursday,he said he didn't have anything. Even showed me his opay acct reading 50naira as balance.i locked up.2days later I went to a random bar,u can't imagine this same guy bought almost 6bottles for 3 guys and was claiming boss.he was shocked to see me there.ibgreeted him briefly and moved out. Just this evening I heard he had an accident with the benz and it was a right off.i was so happy.cos he boasted a lot,ingested too much colos,buying bag for 20k.shey him eye don clear na.shakara don end.hahahahahaha foolish dumbo claiming woke on top naija used c300 wey be scrap. I also noticed he was lousy,always shouting at top of his voice,always hyper active and sometimes stuffs like lighter,phones and all keeps dropping from his hand. Any small thing ,he would be ready to fight,look for wood.i advised him to slow down then,but he saw me as a hater.him eye don clear now.hahahahaha. the car wey dey give am prestige don spoil,the dumbo dey hospital bed.hahahahaha
The guy nor lie sha, you take style be hater o. But how you dey hate on person because of 5k.
RomanceRe: Does N20 Notes Still Have Value In Nigeria? by ElliotP: 8:32am On Mar 11, 2024
Yes, them dey use am do change
RomanceRe: If A Girl Toasts You Will You Accept? - shomek by ElliotP: 1:11pm On Feb 23, 2024
If she fine yes, if she nor fine no
RomanceRe: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by ElliotP: 9:28am On Feb 18, 2024
Bro well done, I like your hustling spirit, keep going and may God bless your hustle.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice On This Issue About My Girlfriend by ElliotP: 1:31pm On Jan 08, 2024
If the statement irritates you then leave the relationship, if you don't want to leave then stay instead of complaining like a little bitch
RomanceRe: Things Got Complicated, Please I Need Advice (a Guys Perspective Would Be Nice) by ElliotP: 6:58am On Jan 04, 2024
Just end any relationship you have with him, I can assure if you try to continue that guy will show you premium shege, so for you mental and emotional well being leave the guy
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A 22 Old To Have A Sexual Relationship With A 15 Year Old Girl by ElliotP: 4:39pm On Dec 30, 2023
Bros go ahead as long as you don't think there's anything wrong with collecting dick in prison
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Why She Acted That Way by ElliotP: 4:30pm On Dec 30, 2023
Bros you for pay for another cheaper room for her, tell her say you wan use the 8k room Bleep say another babe dey come
RomanceRe: Is this Enough Reason to Break up with him? by ElliotP: 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2023
You're not overreacting o, try breakup because arsenal nor go ever win trophy so that relationship go always full with noise and depression
FoodRe: I Made This Chicken And Chips. Rate Me! (pics Ins.) by ElliotP: 9:10pm On Dec 27, 2023
2/10, the food seems plain
RomanceRe: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by ElliotP: 1:35pm On Dec 25, 2023
Na she abi na Jesus dey do birthday
RomanceRe: My Husband Divorced Me 6 Months After Our Wedding For Calling My Ex –lady (video by ElliotP: 7:27am On Dec 25, 2023
Why she dey call her Ex after marriage
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Made Me Beat The Hell Out Of Her. by ElliotP: 7:26am On Dec 25, 2023
Bro in my opinion you did nothing wrong, in fact na self defense, because if you nor beat her she go continue to slap you, it's because you allowed it the first time that's why she did it again, the beating you gave her will put a stop to all this nonsense. well done
RomanceRe: "What Do You Do When You Have An Insecure Partner" by ElliotP: 1:22pm On Dec 24, 2023
I nor dey catch cruise with insecure partners, if partner dey insecure then me and am go gats part ways
RomanceRe: I Dashed Him 10k Free Last Month See How He Paid Me Back by ElliotP: 4:56pm On Dec 18, 2023
For this small thing wey them do you, be like Dem never do you bad before, just take am as lesson nor be everytime and nor be everybody them dey help.
RomanceRe: W by ElliotP: 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2023
Just ask her how much for a night, that question dey save person from plenty stress
HealthRe: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by ElliotP: 9:14am On Dec 17, 2023
Anybody who commits suicide firstly is selfish in my opinion but I may not know what the individual is going through, but when you do it because of a girl then you're wicked, because your mother and father who nurtured you from birth apparently is not as important as a girl that entered your life recently, because I'm sure this same individual would not kill themselves if it was their parents that said they want nothing to do with them. Well anyway I'm sure said Barney is with her new man enjoying her life since his was of little value to him, I don't blame her at all because nor be by force to love person.
RomanceRe: As Long As Sex Is Sweet, People Will Keep Having It by ElliotP: 1:21pm On Dec 15, 2023
Sex is nice and all, but in my opinion it is highly overrated
RomanceRe: How Do People Find Love? by ElliotP: 1:20pm On Dec 15, 2023
Who dey find find true love like this, just pick your werey and make do with them
RomanceRe: What Do You Do To A Rich But Stingy Friend? by ElliotP: 1:17pm On Dec 15, 2023
Na your friend say make you broke, abi you help am make the money, nobody is expected to help you how he spends his money is non of your concern, because you're my friend does not automatically make you entitled to my money
RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by ElliotP: 12:38pm On Dec 15, 2023
MrCork:
Be nice to me & i will post u £2 tp buy fork n knife threr in nigeria....do u hVe a girlfriend sirĺ? Or do u impress women with spooon? angry
Did you go to school? Or do you impress women with your spelling?
RomanceRe: Does This Color Suit Me? by ElliotP: 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2023
Who dey whine you

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