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EducationRe: School Register: Decades Back In Secondary School, Can You Relate?(Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 2:55pm On Sep 11, 2017
CzarChris:
Explorers, how could you forget Sega Mega Drive 2. Playing MK with brutality, fatality, babality and combo in sega still remains the best MK game ever to me. How could I even forget Sunset riders, tekken etc. Chai! Man don dey old o. grin
Noob Saibot was the man for me. XCABCZXXABCZCZC.....Brutality
FamilyRe: How False Prophet Nearly Destroyed My Wedding Day by ElPhoche(m): 10:39pm On Aug 30, 2017
omolorlarh:
Break up or marry?
Broke up last week Thursday. I believe it was for the best.
FamilyRe: How False Prophet Nearly Destroyed My Wedding Day by ElPhoche(m): 4:33pm On Aug 30, 2017
Na like this my girlfriend told me that one prophet that she accompanied her friend, when that friend went to see him, told her that the guy dating her is just using her and that he has another girlfriend somewhere. The thing vex me die when she told me. Girl that I have been faithful to since. I told her for starters,that dude is a false prophet. Anyway shaa, we don.....
LiteratureRe: The Corridor of Hell by ElPhoche(m): 10:51pm On Aug 23, 2017
ghostwritter:
*******
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HURRAY!!
Ghostwritter is a year plus... August22.
In full acknowledge of God's favour in my life all along, I am using this wonderful medium to say a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to myself. I wish myself good health in abundance of wealth by the special grace of God.
Guys, please show some love to a brother by dropping your well wishes, it will go a long way in making my day.
More years, man. You are one of the greatest readers I have come across. May your ink never run dry
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Reportedly Sold Over A Million Vehicles By Cheating Emission Tests by ElPhoche(m): 6:38pm On Jul 17, 2017
Nope... Not my darling Daimler sad
LiteratureRe: Mission Sambisa!!! (all Is Fair In Love And War) by ElPhoche(m): 11:18pm On Jun 26, 2017
Men, this story is something else. Very emotional and gripping
Christianity EtcRe: What Happens To Me When I Sleep. Could I Be Haunted? Please Help! by ElPhoche(m): 2:57pm On Jun 25, 2017
PrecisionFx:
So far all that u mentioned are medical problems. I can't speak much about it, just visited a government hospital n meet a good doctor n explain all or problems in clear terms, don't hoard any information. He will take it up from there. U won't regret it.
Dude might just be developing some schizophrenia, or even paroxysmal nocturnal dyspnoea. It is well shaa.


I also had that thing where something presses u down on the bed some years ago, it's highly physical, there's nothing spiritual about it. It's a medical issue, U wake (as in ur eyes open) before ur brain wakes up ur muscles, that's why u can't move.



Tkr
TravelRe: Airtime Giveaway On AUTOJOSH.. Which Country Were These Police Cars Spotted? by ElPhoche(m): 10:26am On Jun 24, 2017
That's Dubai
LiteratureRe: The Corridor of Hell by ElPhoche(m): 11:03pm On Jun 23, 2017
More like it. Good job
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 7:45am On Jun 23, 2017
ghostwritter:
please I do not intend to misguard anyone here, it's my personal opinion which might be very wrong as well but deep down inside of me, I feel everybody will resurrect into another body (human, animal, plant, insect etc) so as to have a taste of reward to his/her past actions.
God is just Unexplanable, Uncomprehendable, Unprotectable, Undividable, Unpredictable. He allowed humans the freewill to see Him through various views but never will you know what happens when you die.
What if the greatest story you've been told all along by ur spiritual leaders were false, just what if...pls don't even let me start. I simply don't belief in religions but instead I believe in the peaceful coexisting of mankind in the way that benefits oneaother.
THE GOD I WORSHIP IS NEITHER A CHRISTIAN NOR A MUSLIM...so why should I be one.
like I had said, I might be wrong.
Hahaha. My question,
1)The God that you worship is now what?
2)Are you going to form your religion or what?
I will not further ask questions on your description of God.
EducationRe: Female SS2 Student Who Returned Lost N18,000 In Ogun Gets N200,000 Reward.Photos by ElPhoche(m): 9:24pm On Jun 22, 2017
Niyeal:
@19 mitchew' when her mates are celebrating first class @ covenant and babcock university. She will stil pay 10% title to her pastor, principal and other schl staff will share from it. Instead of giving the girl job after ond
You be confirm oluku. So you think 200k isn't a good gesture or you think that she wants to go for OND or further still, work in a bank? What a myopic view.
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by ElPhoche(m): 7:57pm On Jun 22, 2017
Emmerich09:
sup Bro, I saw ur comment and took another look at the write up and truly you have a point, it is was a lil bit rushed and am sorry guyz, the next updates would be as it has always been, a free flowing dialogue. Thanks
Such a lovely response from you. It is not everyday we see people who don't vilify us after an honest critique. May your ink never run dry
TravelRe: N4M PER NIGHT Ski Chalet Suite In Kempinski Mall Of Emirates Dubai By Jaaruma by ElPhoche(m): 7:51pm On Jun 22, 2017
NwaNimo1:
Reminds me of 'Fitzs Motel Abagana'......back in the day, grin
This man. Fitz just dry now, a ghost of itself. But the two can never be compared.... smiley Reporting from Amaene Party House
PhonesRe: Ask Me Any Question About Your Phone Problems. Get Instant Help For Free by ElPhoche(m): 8:55am On Jun 22, 2017
Amy person you trust or know in ABUJA (if you are not there yourself)?
PhonesRe: Ask Me Any Question About Your Phone Problems. Get Instant Help For Free by ElPhoche(m): 8:54am On Jun 22, 2017
deviceteck:
In most cases like this, the battery is likely responsible. If it is a removable battery, please change it. It should solve the problem
I guess so. But it is not a removable battery. That's why I need a technician
LiteratureRe: A New Moderator Is In Town. Let's Talk. by ElPhoche(m): 8:52am On Jun 22, 2017
Ishilove:
Gerrarahere, mehn! angry
In as much as it is your opinion, the guys writing stories should finish their stories. There are a lot of unfinished stories here on nairaland. When are we going to do something about it?
These days, I don't even touch any of those stories you guys push to front page, unless I am sure that the author is not an author of unfinished business. Before I read w new author, I make sure the work has been completed cos it is frustrating
PhonesRe: 3 Ways To Know Or Spot A Fake SD Card by ElPhoche(m): 8:28am On Jun 22, 2017
I can't make any sense out of this post, bro
PhonesRe: Nokia Edge 2017 Specifications, Features, And Price by ElPhoche(m): 8:27am On Jun 22, 2017
DjAndroid:
Why did they choose mediatek?
That was my worry. I don't want a phone with heat up issues. Other than that, that phone would be my next year phone
PhonesRe: Ask Me Any Question About Your Phone Problems. Get Instant Help For Free by ElPhoche(m): 8:22am On Jun 22, 2017
deviceteck:
I am an expert phone Technician and the administrator of DEVICETECK website where I provide free phone repair hardware solutions.

Ask me any question about your phone and get answers right away
mouthpiece problem
earpiece problem
charging problem
battery problem
phone hanging problem
update proble
keypad problemi
screen problem
browsing problem
Ask just anything........

Remember to include the make and model of your device as well as stating clearly what the problem is. You may also state if you have attempted anything to correct the problem.
My phone is dead. It refuse to charge up. When I plug in the charger, the changing indicator just blinks and stops. I have tried all online tips. I need a good technician in Abuja, someone who will not scatter my phone or give me more problem. I use a Le Max 2. Any tip?
PoliticsRe: Crowd Welcomes Ifeanyi Ubah As He Arrives Nnewi (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 11:31pm On Jun 21, 2017
sleemfesh:
somebody dey owe u 1 milla and never pay, dem come give you 900k make u give am, wetin u go do?
Just leave the itiboribo
PoliticsRe: Crowd Welcomes Ifeanyi Ubah As He Arrives Nnewi (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 11:31pm On Jun 21, 2017
TenPassfour:
I doubt if those called paid crowd understand the reason while he was arrested in the first Place. Ipob I hail you
Go Nnewi, my friend. That is not a paid crowd. The people there love him
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Goes Topless In New Photo by ElPhoche(m): 4:39pm On Jun 21, 2017
Ndi uwa mmebi.
#Endtime prophecy coming true
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 10:58pm On Jun 20, 2017
Ghostwriter, this is no romance. This is the real deal. One kidney for you
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NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by ElPhoche(m): 1:25pm On Jun 20, 2017
Emmerich09:
updated Bro
Your writing style changed a lot. I think you rushed it up and pasted because we were in your neck. You used to have a free flowing dialogue, with enough wit and stuff like that. But everything in this one seems rushed, there's wasn't enough character and enigma to d characters in how the story played out, as if everyone is rushing to move to the next chapter
NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by ElPhoche(m): 6:03pm On Jun 19, 2017
Emmerich09:
updated Bro
You don't try wella. 1000 gbosaa for you.
Would you mind if I critic this piece?
LiteratureRe: The Corridor of Hell by ElPhoche(m): 3:56pm On Jun 19, 2017
iLiquidator:
I just saw ghostwriter as the last person to post on this thread but when I clicked it I saw no thing. Please broda come out of your ghost mode and make an update...... Tired of waiting in suspense
I don't think the problem is that they are hiding his stories. He, only, knows the reason. However,he is wringing one very solid story, Lucifer's hell. The story tight die
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NYSCRe: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by ElPhoche(m): 3:54pm On Jun 19, 2017
Emmerich09:
My dear everyone cannot have the same experience! For me delta state orientation camp was dope, maybe because of the kind of friends I made nd I was with enough money to get wat ever I wanted, plus I met with Lara who changed everything nd made camp worthwhile for me and my guyz. Which state where you posted to if I may ask?
Oga, give us update. E-don teh nah sad
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 2:30pm On Jun 19, 2017
Omo, good job. 1000 gbozaa for Ghostwritter
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LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m):
Ghost writer, you are good. I can't believe this stuff, men. This doesn't even look like the work of a Nigerian, but like Stephen King work.
My grouse with you is that you haven't finished your other work..
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LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 3:18pm On Jun 14, 2017
I dunno why we are dropping number smiley but add me. 08177920298. Is it for d completion of the story?
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 10:08am On Jun 10, 2017
ghostwritter:
Honestly, if I were in ur shoes I go vex pass you, me sef dey beef myself but two things happened.
1. whenever I make any post on that thread, it won't appear and my account would be suspended for two days like I had been banned.It got me frustrated so I decided why not continue the story in an exercise book rather posting directly online and...boom...the entire story exploded to something I could never had imagined. that was when I realized where I had stopped (Chapter three) was more like the beginning compared to what I had in the book which is presently of twelve chapters. I realized I had to go back to the drawing board and repackage, rebrand, reenergize and re-write many of the things I had already posted so as to make it perfect for a standard novel. I am super determined to getting it out to the world in hard copies and a soft copy to every nairalander (literature gang) who commented.

2. I avoid calling monikers to my threads, this because I write to entertain myself alone and don't wanna feel indebted to anyone when I stop coz I don't like getting bashed at. I jot down my ideas on NL for posterity sake but it seem more to attract people of same minds like mine so I'm pushed to bring out the best in me (thanks to NL for that who made me felt my rubbish made sense).

#(in professor Johnbull's voice)

before I leave you,
I hope with these few points of mine, I have successfully Confuse and not Convince you that I am a Ghostwritter with a double 'T' and not a Ghostwriter.

My name remains SULEMAN OMOTAYO TAOFIQ the dangerous and enigmatic introvert.

it's over and....OUT!
Why don't you use a new moniker to complete the Corridor of Hell story? We will still know it was you. I don't buy this stuff you are telling me. Either that, or you didn't want to find a way to work around it....
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 10:04am On Jun 10, 2017
I will wait till 2020 to read this story. That's when I believe it would end. If it ends before then, someone or even Ghostwriter himself should give me a mention

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