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EventsRe: The First Lady's Funny Gift To The Benue Massacre Victims by ElPhoche(op): 12:58pm On Apr 01, 2016
augster:
Watched this yesterday... It‘s 200 bags for real.. Wailers and buhari supporters, quote me and catch fire
I no follow for people weh you wan give fire oh. grin
EventsRe: The First Lady's Funny Gift To The Benue Massacre Victims by ElPhoche(op): 11:41am On Apr 01, 2016
New info suggesting otherwise that those were samples from a lager store...
I no be wailer. I no get party

EventsRe: The First Lady's Funny Gift To The Benue Massacre Victims by ElPhoche(op): 11:38am On Apr 01, 2016
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EventsRe: The First Lady's Funny Gift To The Benue Massacre Victims by ElPhoche(op): 11:24am On Apr 01, 2016
Peoples comment after the break...

EventsThe First Lady's Funny Gift To The Benue Massacre Victims by ElPhoche(op): 11:19am On Apr 01, 2016
I dunno how true it is, but I saw on Facebook that the First Lady sent Mrs Osibanjo with a presidential jet to visit the Benue massacre victims and donated exactly 5 BAGS OF RICE to them.
If it is really true, my people, what do you think?
Lemme comment my reserve, smiley
[url]https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=501878810000383&id=191902857664648

EducationRe: Some Facts About Medical Students And Medical School #pictures by ElPhoche(m): 2:00am On Mar 27, 2016
francdec4:
Oh dear....those pre-clinical experiences nobi hereoo. Entering medicine as best 3rd student that year n with all confidence approaching bch first quiz lol....write exam...result released everyone in d class failed literally. I got 33/100 n yet I was among the top. Had to go back to drawing table...but the truth till today I avoid bch wella if i can even in the usmle step 1 n d primaries lol. Drop my own mic another person carry.

Gud post to return those memories.
(Carry mike again) I didn't really like bch. My lobe was anatomy then, followed by physiology...
EducationRe: Some Facts About Medical Students And Medical School #pictures by ElPhoche(m): 9:52pm On Mar 25, 2016
Zellie:
that's just your own theory.... there are many reasons why someone could have a bad handwriting
My own is now worse than it was. You are forced to write fast and in short forms. Make I no snap my writeups smiley
EducationRe: Some Facts About Medical Students And Medical School #pictures by ElPhoche(m): 9:47pm On Mar 25, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
That describes me well well

Once wrote a test....thought I passed.

Then the result came out....na not only fail...but I dey near bottom of class

That day, I come beg one brother come make una pray for me o!...this one don need deliverance. grin grin

Thank God i made it.
When I was doing my ND back in 2007, I never got a C then, lowest was BC. I graduated in 2009 with an upper credit. I had never failed till I entered my 200 level medicine. For the first time in my life, I said "this is not my score" when I saw my first BCH result of 43/100. Chaiii. That result fall my hand wella, but na only 13 people or so pass am shaa. smiley I learnt my own pattern of reading by force and became consistent. Only failed once in a quiz during my clinical years. Graduated among the BGS in my set. Today, I am a doctor.
Somebody shout alleluyah.
Abeg, make the next testifier come carry mike....
RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by ElPhoche(m): 7:59am On Mar 21, 2016
Phizzlephizz:
Bro tie rubber band on it for 24hours before you sleep with any girl, it would swell up thrice the usual size...thank me later









19 and in Final year little wonder this is your priority #kidgraduateseverywhere
Guy, you wicked. So you wan give the guy priapism? smiley
CelebritiesRe: How Much Do You Know Chiwetalu Agu, A Nollywood Icon? by ElPhoche(m): 12:28am On Mar 16, 2016
Ene ude, ene ajaka.... Linus barbecue....
EducationRe: Unizik Loses 500Level Medical Student To Death After Gas Explosion by ElPhoche(m): 10:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
Uch, my man. The indefatigable you who ensured that I never failed as the CMDA Anam 2013 OGS. So you just live in my memories alone. The last conversation I had with you in front of the clinical buildin when you called me after I asked you whether there was still a room available in that tour same flat. Little did I know it would be our last conversation. Rest and wait for me. A rare orchid cut before it could bloom. We shall see again on the other side. It was an honour knowing you... sad
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 4:54pm On Feb 10, 2016
My phone took 18 days to arrive, from the day I ordered it. I was impressed.
Please, I want to join the whatsapp group, lemme know how I can use the glo bis to browse on it. I tried to tweak it with the mobiuncle app how I did it on my tecno but it told me I can't do that on my build...
So, oga HassanAde, over to you.... How do I join? How do I tweak it for glo bis?
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 10:16pm On Feb 09, 2016
Please, how can someone perform a screenshot on this phone?
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 4:47pm On Feb 09, 2016
My phone don land oh... Make I settle down first and I will join the group
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 12:22am On Feb 04, 2016
Nna, men. You would likely fail to believe that my phone has landed but I am yet to pick it. Working my ass off that I have been on the same clothes since yesterday morning. No chance of sleeping this night and still would be in the theater tomorrow....
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 4:42pm On Jan 30, 2016
Eghosa1:
3pcs LeTV Le1s original tempered glass and 3pcs Type C OTG original cable available.

I won't be upgrading to the 10S as people say the Mi music app is gone from it. I enjoy that app a lot.
I might call on you when my phone lands (it is still shipping), for the OTG cable because I didn't order for it. How much is it?
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 8:53pm On Jan 28, 2016
hassanAde:
I suspect u, u Don root am abi, hehehehehehehe,

Go download the firmware joor, make u update
My phone never land Naija oh.. smiley But I deh always wonder, this ROM today, another ROM tomorrow. I fear oh. Once im enter, I go enter una whatsapp page
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 5:12pm On Jan 28, 2016
All these geeks self.. smiley Everyday, new ROM. My pwn na to use my phone make im serve me wella. O no want stpry for brick this, brick that smiley
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 9:40am On Jan 26, 2016
hassanAde:
Which of the series?
The Letv 1s
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 9:01pm On Jan 25, 2016
hassanAde:
Not one but 2 Letv max and max pro, on short all their snapdragon devices r 4gb ram
I cant wait for my own phone to land so I can rock it... I am counting the days..
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 8:35pm On Jan 25, 2016
hassanAde:
Rather a 4gb ram which I c as a nice concept
4 gig RAM big oh. Wetin I go use am deh do? smiley Anyway, one of their devices spot a 4gig ram...
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by ElPhoche(m): 8:02pm On Jan 25, 2016
InvertedHammer:
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Now that you have finished about your experience.

Can you vouch for other doctors and their commitments to healthcare delivery?

Like I always say, everything in Nigeria is about the title instead of service delivery.

Once in a while, you run into folks that have passion for their profession.

May be, you are one of those few with the passion.

You know that there are some doctors in your department that you will never put your
family members under his/her care.


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Nope. I will put my family in the hands of people I work with.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by ElPhoche(m): 7:57pm On Jan 25, 2016
jmoore:
All doctors are not like you!!!!!!!!
And you believe the majority are not? Like people like me being the exception?
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by ElPhoche(m): 2:46pm On Jan 25, 2016
iykedare:
You haven't said anything about the attitude of nurses and doctors? Sometimes, you people don't just care.
Your work require empathy so if it is to much to give then why are you guys in it?
Depends on what you mean by attitude. I speak for myself now. I ensure that I give my patient time and attention. However, if it is a clinic or AnE where you have a lot of patients to attend, I can't give you all my time cos I have others and can't divide myself. Do you know my working conditions before you ask? Do you know if we are understaffed? What about the 5k hazard fee in the face of Ebola/Lassa fever?
I urge you not to base ur assumption from a one-sided story.
Hallelujah somebody smiley
HealthRe: Lassa Fever: Don’t Drink Garri With Cold Water – NMA Chairman by ElPhoche(m): 2:40pm On Jan 25, 2016
I seperated the garri I bought before Lassa fever (whoch I only drink) from the one after Lassa fever which I only use for eba smiley
BusinessRe: The Naira Watch (TNW) -> Strictly Monitoring Naira Exchange Rates by ElPhoche(m): 2:34pm On Jan 25, 2016
Before I carried out my paypal transaction with somebody on nairaland, I had to go to his wall, know how long he has been a nairalander, his business transactions and what people had to say about him.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by ElPhoche(m): 2:28pm On Jan 25, 2016
iykedare:
The most important thing is the attitude of people.

Someone,a Nigerian, must have been given the responsibility to ensure that the hospitals are equipped. How come they don't even have a 700 naira material used for surgery?

What do we say about the attitude of the nurse who kept on eating while a patient was battling with death. Mum is a nurse and she tells me the attitude of nurses and doctors. I feel that they are used to seeing people die so its no big deal to them?
There is no way that there would not be sutures in the hospital. Only that Nylon 2 was not available in the theatre at that moment. There are more than 10 suture types, and each with atleast 15 sizes. One suture type and size can be used for another, depending on the scenario. Using nylon 2 for 3 being the least. At the risk of waiting, the desired suture type and aize can always be sourced in the theater pharmacy or general hospital pharmacy.
You don't have to be emotional as a doctor or nurse, elae you won't do ur job well. What is required of you is empthaty..
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by ElPhoche(m): 2:23pm On Jan 25, 2016
thorpido:
Guy,people don't know the volume of work being done in the hospital and the sacrifices being made.They don't know how you as the doctor is the one donating blood or getting your friends to do that.They don't know how you have to dip your hands in your pocket to provide for these patients.
As in eh. As a course representative in school, I can't remember the number of times I have practically dragged my classmates to donate blood FREE OF CHARGE, not even the ones I have done.
People are always quick to rise and villify the medical personnel. Qe aren't saints but we don not merit the misdirected insult. I have had cause to pay and stand as a surety for an accident victim till je can come back and pay, without my Boss knowing.
#Leavetrashfordoctors
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by ElPhoche(m): 1:58pm On Jan 25, 2016
1)Please, what's d difference between nylon 1 and nylon 2?
It is merely size. I have used them severally to suture. Using nylon 1 instead of nylon 2 would not cause burst abdomen, rather using one for the other would be hard/easier for the doctor (personal experience) and also especially cos of the attached needle.
2) Causes of burst abdomen?
-Use of absorbable sutures instead of nonabsorbable. Nylon is nonadsorbable, as in this case.
-Method of closure. Interruped sutures better than continuous.
-Midline n vertical incision have a greater predisposition to burst abdomen then horizontal incisions. But each has its adv and disadv.
-If there are present, causes of increased abdominal preasure, eg, coughing, vomiting, ascites.
-Presence of wound infection.
-Initial cause of operation, eg gunshots which are 'dirty' wounds and have a high burst abdomen incidence (which I suspect in this scenario.
-General condition of patient, eg, obesity, Jaundice.

3)I trained in NAUTH. I have had cause to donate and source for emergency blood. I smell a lie in that statement because, BEFORE ANY BLOOD IS DEPOSITED IN THE BLOOD BANK THERE, IT WILL HAVE BEEN TESTED FOR HIV, SYPHILIS, HEPATITIS B n C.
I have donated blood severally for people as a free donor and I know the procedure.

You say Nigerian doctors are not trying, tell that to the patient who I sutured after he had a DEGLOVING injury on his foot after an accidentr and see what he will tell you. Half of his foot skin removed and I had to repair it. Would I also mention the free outreaches I have assisted?
Ok nah
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 1:13pm On Jan 25, 2016
AwesomeRomeo:
Any letv device with 2gb RAM?
I was watching one review and they mentioned that Letv conpaby said that they would not go below 3gig RAM for their phones
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 6:49pm On Jan 22, 2016
nonny400:
letv is very superior,it's ram is a beast in real usage, but i easily get tired of not-too-big phones. Lol. I'm almost tired of this one,but... Lemme use it for another week,then order for the max. It's 6'33 inches,with 20mp camera.
How much do you intend selling it? Just asking...
PhonesRe: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2016
hassanAde:
Get it and join us in our group, grin
Definitely...

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