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Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” how do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worse, your friend name is ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will you do to convince the Nigeria Policemen. |
The last time I bought on dealsmachine, I only had d dollar option for payment. Now, there is Naira in the accepted currency for payment and the rates are good. Bit I am still scared of trying to buy to avoid my bank from playing a fast one on me. Has anybody made my observation? Anybody attempted d naira payment? |
sarzy:When I was in ND 2, I wrote JAMB again to study medicine. Many of my classmates then attempted to discourage me because I was planning on starting from year one again. Initially I had entered SLT to use it for direct entry, but thank for my family and big cousin who encouraged me to pursue my dreams irrespective of time. I got admitted into medicine immediately I finished my ND. I studied in UNIZIK. Started from year one till d end. No regrets whatsoever... |
samyomz:If you so much love medicine, you can study hard and switch departments. I left secondary school 2005, went to maritime academy, did a national diploma in SLT in a polytechnic before I studied medicine. Today, I am a doctor. I don't want to live a life filled with regrets. It took me time, yes, but I have entered the field of my choice. |
augster:I no follow for people weh you wan give fire oh. ![]() |
New info suggesting otherwise that those were samples from a lager store... I no be wailer. I no get party
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I dunno how true it is, but I saw on Facebook that the First Lady sent Mrs Osibanjo with a presidential jet to visit the Benue massacre victims and donated exactly 5 BAGS OF RICE to them. If it is really true, my people, what do you think? Lemme comment my reserve, [url]https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=501878810000383&id=191902857664648
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francdec4:(Carry mike again) I didn't really like bch. My lobe was anatomy then, followed by physiology... |
Zellie:My own is now worse than it was. You are forced to write fast and in short forms. Make I no snap my writeups ![]() |
Quakertellicus1:When I was doing my ND back in 2007, I never got a C then, lowest was BC. I graduated in 2009 with an upper credit. I had never failed till I entered my 200 level medicine. For the first time in my life, I said "this is not my score" when I saw my first BCH result of 43/100. Chaiii. That result fall my hand wella, but na only 13 people or so pass am shaa. I learnt my own pattern of reading by force and became consistent. Only failed once in a quiz during my clinical years. Graduated among the BGS in my set. Today, I am a doctor.Somebody shout alleluyah. Abeg, make the next testifier come carry mike.... |
Phizzlephizz:Guy, you wicked. So you wan give the guy priapism? ![]() |
Ene ude, ene ajaka.... Linus barbecue.... |
Uch, my man. The indefatigable you who ensured that I never failed as the CMDA Anam 2013 OGS. So you just live in my memories alone. The last conversation I had with you in front of the clinical buildin when you called me after I asked you whether there was still a room available in that tour same flat. Little did I know it would be our last conversation. Rest and wait for me. A rare orchid cut before it could bloom. We shall see again on the other side. It was an honour knowing you... ![]() |
My phone took 18 days to arrive, from the day I ordered it. I was impressed. Please, I want to join the whatsapp group, lemme know how I can use the glo bis to browse on it. I tried to tweak it with the mobiuncle app how I did it on my tecno but it told me I can't do that on my build... So, oga HassanAde, over to you.... How do I join? How do I tweak it for glo bis? |
Please, how can someone perform a screenshot on this phone? |
My phone don land oh... Make I settle down first and I will join the group |
Nna, men. You would likely fail to believe that my phone has landed but I am yet to pick it. Working my ass off that I have been on the same clothes since yesterday morning. No chance of sleeping this night and still would be in the theater tomorrow.... |
Eghosa1:I might call on you when my phone lands (it is still shipping), for the OTG cable because I didn't order for it. How much is it? |
hassanAde:My phone never land Naija oh.. But I deh always wonder, this ROM today, another ROM tomorrow. I fear oh. Once im enter, I go enter una whatsapp page |
All these geeks self.. Everyday, new ROM. My pwn na to use my phone make im serve me wella. O no want stpry for brick this, brick that ![]() |
hassanAde:The Letv 1s |
hassanAde:I cant wait for my own phone to land so I can rock it... I am counting the days.. |
hassanAde:4 gig RAM big oh. Wetin I go use am deh do? Anyway, one of their devices spot a 4gig ram... |
InvertedHammer:Nope. I will put my family in the hands of people I work with. |
jmoore:And you believe the majority are not? Like people like me being the exception? |
iykedare:Depends on what you mean by attitude. I speak for myself now. I ensure that I give my patient time and attention. However, if it is a clinic or AnE where you have a lot of patients to attend, I can't give you all my time cos I have others and can't divide myself. Do you know my working conditions before you ask? Do you know if we are understaffed? What about the 5k hazard fee in the face of Ebola/Lassa fever? I urge you not to base ur assumption from a one-sided story. Hallelujah somebody ![]() |
I seperated the garri I bought before Lassa fever (whoch I only drink) from the one after Lassa fever which I only use for eba ![]() |
Before I carried out my paypal transaction with somebody on nairaland, I had to go to his wall, know how long he has been a nairalander, his business transactions and what people had to say about him. |
iykedare:There is no way that there would not be sutures in the hospital. Only that Nylon 2 was not available in the theatre at that moment. There are more than 10 suture types, and each with atleast 15 sizes. One suture type and size can be used for another, depending on the scenario. Using nylon 2 for 3 being the least. At the risk of waiting, the desired suture type and aize can always be sourced in the theater pharmacy or general hospital pharmacy. You don't have to be emotional as a doctor or nurse, elae you won't do ur job well. What is required of you is empthaty.. |
thorpido:As in eh. As a course representative in school, I can't remember the number of times I have practically dragged my classmates to donate blood FREE OF CHARGE, not even the ones I have done. People are always quick to rise and villify the medical personnel. Qe aren't saints but we don not merit the misdirected insult. I have had cause to pay and stand as a surety for an accident victim till je can come back and pay, without my Boss knowing. #Leavetrashfordoctors |
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