 Literature › Re: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 7:55am On Jun 15, 2017*. Modified: 9:45pm On Jun 15, 2017 |
Ghost writer, you are good. I can't believe this stuff, men. This doesn't even look like the work of a Nigerian, but like Stephen King work.
My grouse with you is that you haven't finished your other work.. 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 3:18pm On Jun 14, 2017 |
I dunno why we are dropping number  but add me. 08177920298. Is it for d completion of the story? |
| Literature › Re: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 10:08am On Jun 10, 2017 |
ghostwritter:
Honestly, if I were in ur shoes I go vex pass you, me sef dey beef myself but two things happened.
1. whenever I make any post on that thread, it won't appear and my account would be suspended for two days like I had been banned.It got me frustrated so I decided why not continue the story in an exercise book rather posting directly online and...boom...the entire story exploded to something I could never had imagined. that was when I realized where I had stopped (Chapter three) was more like the beginning compared to what I had in the book which is presently of twelve chapters. I realized I had to go back to the drawing board and repackage, rebrand, reenergize and re-write many of the things I had already posted so as to make it perfect for a standard novel. I am super determined to getting it out to the world in hard copies and a soft copy to every nairalander (literature gang) who commented.
2. I avoid calling monikers to my threads, this because I write to entertain myself alone and don't wanna feel indebted to anyone when I stop coz I don't like getting bashed at. I jot down my ideas on NL for posterity sake but it seem more to attract people of same minds like mine so I'm pushed to bring out the best in me (thanks to NL for that who made me felt my rubbish made sense).
#(in professor Johnbull's voice)
before I leave you,
I hope with these few points of mine, I have successfully Confuse and not Convince you that I am a Ghostwritter with a double 'T' and not a Ghostwriter.
My name remains SULEMAN OMOTAYO TAOFIQ the dangerous and enigmatic introvert.
it's over and....OUT! Why don't you use a new moniker to complete the Corridor of Hell story? We will still know it was you. I don't buy this stuff you are telling me. Either that, or you didn't want to find a way to work around it.... |
| Literature › Re: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 10:04am On Jun 10, 2017 |
I will wait till 2020 to read this story. That's when I believe it would end. If it ends before then, someone or even Ghostwriter himself should give me a mention |
| Literature › Re: Lucifer's Key by ElPhoche(m): 9:59am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Follow this story at your peril. Ghostwriter doesn't finish his stories. Imagine, Corridors of Hell weh im start like 3 years ago, that's 2014, im never finish. I will give it to him that he is a good story teller, but NO to ABANDONED STORIES/PROJECTS.. 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Steps You Should Take In Case Of An LPG Cylinder Gas Leak by ElPhoche(m): 7:39pm On Jun 09, 2017 |
eezeribe:
Nice post.
My colleague during our undergraduate days died from gas explosion... 600 level MBBS,just a few weeks to being inducted as a Medical Doctor.
#RIP UCHMAN... Oga, Uche, wasn't in 600level. God rest his soul. A good dude after my heart. Broke my heart when I got to hear he was involved in the explosion, while working in SCBU |
| Phones › Re: Letv Le 1s Discussion thread by ElPhoche(m): 2:57pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
naruto1979:
great phone...
If they just made it 64GB memory even without external Sd card... The thread includes those like myself who use the Lemax 2, which has a 128gig version to |
| Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Smiling With Friend By The Pool Side After Her Freedom (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 4:51pm On Jun 06, 2017 |
She mellow come look like reverend sister. Chaiii. Go home and sin no more |
| Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by ElPhoche(m): 4:21pm On Jun 06, 2017 |
melorious4:
Guys, does this means my item don land for 9ja? Yes, it has arrived. Wait a little while so they can sort it and call you to receive it.....that's if you haven't received it yet... |
| Business › Re: NIPOST Returned My Missing Packages..my Nairaland Success Story! by ElPhoche(m): 10:14pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
Thank God for you. I picked a parcel today from China in the post office here in Abuja today. Everything was intact. Still expecting two more this week. Hope it would be the same story |
| Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Pay Lady Her Money, Says I Only Romanced (Video, Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 10:08pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
Hypocritical20:
All this Ariaria shoemakers self, na wa ooooo.
He must pay the girl, romance no be free. What in your daft brain makes it Aba/Ariaria? FYI, the lingo in Aba is not pidgin. It is pure unadulterated Igbo. |
| Literature › Re: The Corridor of Hell by ElPhoche(m): 10:57pm On May 30, 2017 |
Ghostwriter, you can open a new moniker and upload with it, till you sort out your apparent problem. I have seen it done before. Please, don't make me include you among those writers who are famed for uncompleted stories 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: 10-Year-Old Girl Engages In Prostitution In Suleja, Caught With 4 Men by ElPhoche(m): 12:11pm On May 30, 2017 |
IhateAfonjas:
Fake news
Where's the picture of the 10 year old kid ??
I trust my igbo brothers, a family meeting would be held and she would face the music Abeg, Suleija deh for Igboland? Anu mpama |
| Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Ordered Me Out Of The Church During Sunday Service by ElPhoche(m): 9:12am On May 29, 2017 |
frosbel2:
what does 'tucking in your shirt ' have to do with the gospel ?? I dunno how you would see it when your pastor/reverend comes to the pulpit with a sagged Jean and polo. The thing is, if you are going to be on a stage or perform a function, at least dress decently and tuck in, whether you are an official worker or not. It takes nothing from you. I remember in my 200-300level as a medical student when I was finding it hard to tuck in. But heh, i was aspirin to be a doctor then. Soon it became a part of me. Coming back home, my agemates and fellow male choir members would marvel that I tucked my shirts and wore my tie from home, instead of there in the church . I speak to fellow instrumentalists to dress properly. Some do, some don't. But heh, you make your character yourself. Remember, you would be addressed how you are dressed |
| Literature › Re: The Corridor of Hell by ElPhoche(m): 10:00am On May 26, 2017 |
ghostwritter:
lalasticlala, seun and the moderators pls why is that when I now upload a long write-up and refresh the page I won't see it again...I can't even post or comment on other threads...it says I should check back in every few hours (my post now appears at random). any idea?
modified
wow...Corridor of Hell made it to the front page for the third time. Thanks for the encouragement and push. I felt so ashamed while reading this story from the beginning for the first time, can't believe the story-lines and grammars at the first chapter were so watery. seem to be getting better with every post.
I assure u guys more entertaining plots,
watch out for my LUCIFER's KEY will be more a more intresting thread. Can we conclude this story first before you bring up a new one? We don't like unfinished story. I got to see this story for the first time yesterday. Yes, the initial part wasn't cohesive and straight, with lots of contradicting statements. But story aged like fine wine. |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Jailed For 18 Years For Drug Sales, Wins Appeal To Reduce It By 1 Year by ElPhoche(m): 9:24am On May 25, 2017 |
MasterChen:
Developer: Abiama, we want our country
Abiama: I'll make that happen but I need to know what would be the major source of revenue in your proposed country?
Developer: Abiama, that's no big deal. We are planning to exploit the whole dusting powder value chain
Abiama:
https://s23.postimg.org/xmbp3v6sb/abiama.jpg I am Igbo, however this your comment is so funny eh .. |
| NYSC › Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by ElPhoche(m): 10:49pm On May 23, 2017 |
waywardpikin:
Nassarawa camp is very nice bro, trust me. And the state is close to abuja. Just be optimistic and everything will work out better than expected. My brother, nyenu'm some update, abeg? This ur story deh make me kolo. Let's ride on like we use to nah |
| Health › Re: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by ElPhoche(m): 9:00pm On May 18, 2017 |
mykl01:
You get time o! Sometimes, it sickens me and I have to respond somehow. |
| Health › Re: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by ElPhoche(m): 1:51pm On May 18, 2017 |
keepingmum:
Pre-eclampsia is a VERY SERIOUS life threatening ailment that poses a significant risk to the life of mother and baby therefore should be attended to with urgency.
Keeping a patient with Pre-eclampsia for more than 24hrs without treatment is tantamount to manslaughter! !! Most definitely negligence and in my world, you will not only loose your medical licence to practice you ll also be looking at a referral to the CPS for criminal charges
Maternal mortality is very high in Nigeria and a large contributing factor is negligence and the itk/inability to listen to patients by doctors/nurses as well as the ability to learn from mistakes AND the stupid risks that doctors often take with patients lives Do you seriously think they kept a pre-eclamptic woman in a hospital 24 hours WITHOUT ANY FORM OF TREATMENT? |
| Health › Re: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by ElPhoche(m): 1:30pm On May 18, 2017 |
Rheality:
@OP ure very structural and analytical. But in In Efe voice; no vex oo OP. if na ur wife, sista or dota dis tin happen to, ur analysis for b like dis:
1. from d info provided, i tink d doctor(s), would hv abandoned d woman and ignored the husband in reprobation of his initial refusal to sign for CS (remember they r humans nd wld hv been angry at dis point). they'll b like: oga shebi we been tell u to sign u no gree. pls stop disturbing us we hv other patients to attend to.
2. Having observed d dangers of d hubby's refusal to sign, a professional doctor shld hv invited others like d deceased parents nd her parents in law to persuade d husband to do d needful or at least witness d extent of their effort.
3 We were told d woman died while being stretched out of the hospital. dont u tink there shld hv been a doctor accompanying dis woman from the moment she got to the stretcher all thru to the next point of medical attention? apparently there was no doctor around to do dat. with dis analysis, i also sense the doctors gave up on dis woman at some point.
4. we all know doctors hv a way of understanding the criticality of their patients medical conditions for which dey could give a range of period a patient can survive if a certain condition is not met. If dat is the case here, why didn't d doctors advice as appropriate?
Nigerian Doctors and Lawyers are d same kind of pple. Always using professional languages to cover up evil and circumvent real situations.
OP u can twist or tweak it the way u want but dont forget Nigerians are about the most intelligent pple on earth irrespective of our damn leadership challenges.
Just very soon, we will see hw it pans out.
RIP Ma. 1)The doctor has no business calling the patient relative to come. His only duty is to the patient. If patient is not in the position to give consent, the buck stops at his husband, or the next of kin available. Once, the person declines, it stops at that. It is left for the person and the house to put him in order. 2)The doctor is not expected to follow the patient to the point of referral. It is the job of paramedics or a nurse. Remember, there are other patients to care for, and emergencies that could occur. 3)For your other prejudices against medical personnel, I won't respond, but allow you to wallow very well in your ignorance. Thank you. Do have a wonderful day |
| Health › Re: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by ElPhoche(m): 1:25pm On May 18, 2017 |
GogetterMD:
dominique
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Seun
Let people see another perspective And you copied my senior friend, Super CJay. I like the dude. Love the way he usually palpated my skull as a student. He did well with that piece there |
| Education › Re: JAMB RESULT! My Story by ElPhoche(m): 10:27pm On May 16, 2017*. Modified: 5:16pm On May 17, 2017 |
BeautyBaebee:
Thank God for making this year's Jamb a success for me. I wrote last year, read, prepared lyk no tomorrow but alas, they manipulated the results and gave me 192. I was so downcast as my choice of school cut off was/is 200.
This year, I prepared less. in my mind, I was like last year book still dey my head, I just revised my books on the day of exam before going to write but I prayed to God for a good result, I prayed that Prof Ishaq should just score students according to what they wrote, I Prayed against any manipulation from any angle.
Initially, this year's jamb stress gave me a bad impression, from registration to writing the exam. I was thinking everything will turn out like last year that they toyed with everything. to further increase my fears, I did not see anybody with good results, nlproblemchild was wailing on Nairaland, my friends checked theirs, they all scored below 200. naso my heart jumped inside my mouth.
But alas I summoned courage to check mine and saw 234. soo happy!
Lord! it is not by my power or might but by your will. Thank you Jesus, I bless your name.
Next step is admission, I shall be favoured.
fellow Jambites, share your results. I pray we all make it. Congratulations. But I pray that you stop this 'they manipulated my result'. Now you scored a high score, who manipulated it? You? Simply say I scored, not they gave me or it was manipulated. I hope you secure a admission and do well in school |
| Literature › Re: Make Me A Wife by ElPhoche(m): 4:14pm On May 15, 2017 |
Thastie:
Her retroperitoneal organ was not stabbed. A knife was pointed at those organs. From what I can picture, the writer meant the knife was pointed at her back. Ok, but definitely not a retroperitoneal organs, just the brain.... Had to go back and recheck, you are correct. She could have worded it better as '...Pointed the knife on the small of her back' or something. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by ElPhoche(m): 4:10pm On May 15, 2017 |
infogenius:
Where is d cheating wife na?
Y is the husband "bikonizing" his friend?
The naked man is not my problem even though
he is traitor and an enemy.
The wife is my problem, why should she be
engaging in such an act in her husband's house?
She is d one that should be doing all these biko.
Anyway it is well with them It appears that the man was set up by the wife, based on what she said on the background; 'I warned him.....' and Chudi foolishly went to on like a Ekuke (local) dog who went to his funeral despite the scent of faeces... |
| Literature › Re: Make Me A Wife by ElPhoche(m): 2:36pm On May 15, 2017 |
It was really an interesting piece. You left me spellbound. I would like to point out some few things I hope you could correct in your next work, which I will be eagerly waiting for. 1)Work on the tenses. 2)You saturate your paragraph with so many characters and pronouns that it is difficult at times, keeping up and identifying who is speaking. 3)To forestall above, more paragraph would be better, or you find another way to work around it. As a doctor,  , I will say that they didn't stab 'her retroperitoneal organ'. ' means behind. Retroperitoneal organs here would include the ascending, descending colon, kidneys, pancrease, ureters, rectum, which I don't think you mean. 'The girl in glasses' aka Degelinglacis, you rock 3 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Make Me A Wife by ElPhoche(m): 6:32am On May 13, 2017 |
iamozipatrick:
thumbs up I love the story pls is d writer male or female I want to understand ur perspective Should be female, though I didn't check her profile. Her moniker 'degelinglacis' should mean ' the girl in glasses'. She wears spectacles, just like me. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: A Youth Banished From Ogbogoro Community In Rivers For Killing A Fellow Youth by ElPhoche(m): 6:31pm On May 12, 2017 |
PattyCake:
Biafra is too Backward...So he won't stand trial in a court of Law...Apparently, old Drunkards have the final judgement. Tribal bigot, River state is not Igbo |
| NYSC › Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by ElPhoche(m): 7:11am On May 12, 2017 |
smadav:
well done sir keep it coming. pls sir I wana ask hw do I join any of the watsap platforms for prospective corp members. again as a football fan is there a way one can watch EPL games in camp. That was my worry oh, especially the UCL final |
| Health › Re: 15,000 Doctors Dump Nigeria For Overseas. by ElPhoche(m): 8:04am On May 06, 2017 |
pazienza:
Arrgh, you put me on the spot. Don't usually like discussing my private life on this forum, too many psychos out here.
Ibu onye Igbo? Hmmm, abu'm onye igbo |
| Fashion › Re: Chidinma Okeke Wins Miss Anambra 2015 (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 8:31pm On May 05, 2017 |
GLeesMODEL:
Chidinma Okeke who represented Orumba North Local Government won the Miss Anambra pageant 2015 on Friday night (October 30, 2015) at an event described by many as the best pageant to have been organised in the state.
L-R: Tyra Obiadi (1st runner up), Chidinma Okeke (Miss Anambra 2015) and Amaka Amamchukwu (2nd runner up)
She took home the star prize of 1 million Naira, Kia Rio car, free unlimited business class travel for her and her chaperon to any city in Nigeria serviced by Air Peace, free 1 year medical care courtesy of Rise Clinics amongst other prizes. Miss Tyra Obiadi who represented Njikoka Local Government Area was 1st runner up while Amaka Amamchukwu who represented Anaocha Local Government was 2nd runner up.
L-R: The Judges made up of Olisa Adibua, Omotu Celia Bissong, Nwando Okwuosa and Ifeanyi Okonkwo.
Obiwon, DJinee, Slow Dogg, 2 Can Talk and other acts thrilled the capacity crowd with scintillating performances till 4amwhen the Queen was crowned. Miss Nwando Okwuosa (Miss Nigeria 2003), the Creative Director of the Miss Anambra pageant and head judge on the night said this year's competition was keenly contested as many beautiful and intelligent girls entered.
Uche Nworah (MD/CEO of ABS) and Miss Nwando Okwuosa join the Kia Motors Team in presenting dummy key of Kia Rio to the Queen.
Sir Willie Nwokoye, Principal Secretary to the Governor of Anambra state presents a dummy cheque of 1 million Naira to the queen.
In the end, she said the judges picked Miss Chidinma Okeke for her grace, poise, elegance, beauty and intelligence. Other judges Omotu Celia Bissong (MBGN 2003 and cast member of Desperate Housewives Africa and Tinsel), Beat FM OAP Olisa Adibua and Fashion Consultant Ifeanyi Okonkwo made up the judging panel. Mr Uche Nworah, MD/CEO of the Anambra Broadcasting Service said the pageant was growing in stature as reputable brands such as Kia Motors, Air Peace, Rockland Real Estate, Rise Clincs, M-P Infrastructure Ltd, New Crystal Communications Ltd, Let's Partner With You Ltd etc have signed long term sponsorship deals with the organisation and hopes that other brands will come on board in the 2016 edition.
Dr Emeka Okeke (in white shirt), CEO of Rise Clinc presents a dummy health cover certificate to the queen.
L-R: Miss Independence Anambra 2014 and 2nd runner up MBGN 2015, Chizoba Ejike, Nkechi Okafor (1st runner up, Miss Independence Anambra 2014), Jennifer Abasili (2nd runner up, Miss Independence Anambra 2014) and Abiola Jinadu (Project Manager, Miss Anambra Beauty Pageant 2015).
He thanked Ndi Anambra for turning out en masse to witness the occasion promising that the 2016 edition will even be better and bigger.
Posted by Alex Nwankwo Just seeing this for the first time since it was posted. I guess she has become infamous for more than this |
| Health › Re: 15,000 Doctors Dump Nigeria For Overseas. by ElPhoche(m): 8:08pm On May 05, 2017 |
pazienza:
True life story of a Nigerian Dr. That SR told you the truth, too bad it took you passing through first hand experience to figure it out. Atleast you have figured it out now and are making plans to leave, you are also in position to advise upcoming Drs. I wish you the best. My plans to my friends coming up- graduate, do it house job while making active plans to leave, leave and leave. Hahahahahaha. Are you a doctor too? |
| Health › Re: 15,000 Doctors Dump Nigeria For Overseas. by ElPhoche(m): 8:01pm On May 05, 2017 |
zhyzhy:
Lol! I laugh in Hebrew! I thought doctors are our problem in this country! They are paid big salaries and drain the little money patients have. They are a bunch of ingrates and are not needed! What the doctor can do, the non doctors/ paramedicals can do better! All they know how to do is strike, strike strike! They should all leave the country for all I care! Lol!
Na now una eyes de open. Mtcheeeew! Johesu ti take over! May we receive uncommon sense!
Paid big salaries? Hmmm. I no get yarn for you. Even at that, ee no be doctor, ee no be doctor
;DLol! I laugh in Hebrew! I thought doctors are our problem in this country! They are paid big salaries and drain the little money patients have. They are a bunch of ingrates and are not needed! What the doctor can do, the non doctors/ paramedicals can do better! All they know how to do is strike, strike strike! They should all leave the country for all I care! Lol!
Na now una eyes de open. Mtcheeeew! Johesu ti take over! May we receive uncommon sense! Big salary? I won't even argue with you a bit. Oya 'ti takeover'. Ee no be doctor, ee no be doctor.  |
