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Politics / Re: Our Declaration Of No Mega Political Rally In Biafra Still Stand IPOB by Elporo(m): 2:19pm On Aug 15, 2022
Moh247:
grin


Labour party and Obi should take note



.

Smoke and mirrors.

IPOB supports Peter Obi.
Cultist support Peter Obi.
Several churches support Peter Obi.

Nigeria cannot run a coalition government. This is what we should expect should Peter Obi wins.

However, Peter Obi, does not have the clout, respect, network ... nor sagacity to manage the multipolar country we inherited from the British Crown.

APC nor PDP should be bothered about Obi.

In Sun Tzu's ' Art of War. The general educates the Emperor on the value of a coordinated army. To further illustrate, he requested the Emperor's concubines get into a formation. He gave order for the ladies to move (forward backward). They laughed, while haphazardly following his orders.

The general drew his sword, and struck the Emperor's favorite. After that, everyone moved in a co-ordinated fashion.

Peter Obi's supporters are like that band of giggling concubines. Valuable in entertainment, disorderly in battle.

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Family / Re: Unusual Behavior Between My Step Brother And My Wife by Elporo(m): 5:44pm On Aug 14, 2022
eyinjuege:

The day she decides to change it for all of them, they will see wicked wife

She will deny and he will deny... but she has slept with his brother; at least once.
Politics / Re: Obi Visits Redeem Camp For The First Time Months Before Presidential Election by Elporo(m): 12:06pm On Aug 14, 2022
GoooodHardDick:

” Have they tried to associate Tinubu with the Oduduwa self determination agitation? Or Atiku within the Fulani herdsmen menace or the banditary in the North?


It won't stick grin
Romance / Re: Man Faints Twice After His Pastor Proposed To His Girlfriend by Elporo(m): 11:55am On Aug 11, 2022
ThreeEyedRaven:
Lol. Pastor don dey flex sister Nkiru Onuegbu since.
You think say she ready to dey follow you jump korope everywhere when according to Fela “Pastors car nahin dey fine pass, pastors house nahin fey clean pass, pastors shoe nahin dey shine pass” cheesy

Six packs can never be better than six cars.

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Politics / Re: LEAKED: Lagos APC Whatsapp Group Planning Mayhem For South East Voters by Elporo(m): 11:22am On Aug 11, 2022
REALretep:
In saner climes these persons would have been tracked down through their phone numbers and apprehended for questioning... sorry I forgot... this is Nigeria angry

TFU grin
Travel / Re: Cameroonian Man Excited As He Relocates From Poland To Nigeria For Better Life by Elporo(m): 9:07am On Aug 11, 2022
Basher8583:


What joke. The foreigner sees peace in Naija but your are seeing otherwise even though you live in Gwaripa "with light".

You are your own problem

Power supply is impressive in Abuja. Sometimes it slows down.

For the past 3 days , we lost power for 6 - 7 hrs max in total.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Supporters Rock Emilokan And Jagaban Haircuts (Photo) by Elporo(m): 9:16pm On Aug 10, 2022
XerXers:
Photocopy ko easy...

You can never be like him... even if u try everything.
Romance / Re: Only Virgins Deserve To Be Wedded by Elporo(m): 5:48pm On Aug 10, 2022
Hintona:


And not all women have hymen, shey you know

Nonsense

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6547601/

Politics / Re: Peter Obi And His 250 Million Naira Osborne Towers Apartments by Elporo(m): 2:01pm On Aug 10, 2022
tongue
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Declare Cubana Chief Priest Wanted After Killing Ogwu Mozambique by Elporo(m): 1:35pm On Aug 10, 2022
Femifasola:

I'm yoruba and I'm fully OBI-dient. No propaganda can work this time. Kill ya sef

Na by force.

Cultists support Peter Obi
Terrorists support Peter Obi

Which one are you?

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Declare Cubana Chief Priest Wanted After Killing Ogwu Mozambique by Elporo(m): 1:31pm On Aug 10, 2022
Ucheuokoro:
All the pages used for OBIdient are still the same pages used for IPOB terrorist groups.

Like this I don wash my hand for Peter Obi matter. The devil I know is better than the angel I dont know

TFU ... grin
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Dances With Rufai Oseni (Video) by Elporo(m): 2:42pm On Aug 04, 2022
IbileIfe:
Where is Osho Baba's First Lady, Iara?

tongue

Crime / Re: Alika Ogorchukwu Killed In Italy - Nigerian Embassy Reacts by Elporo(m): 5:14pm On Jul 31, 2022
KvngSO1:

You cannot do this to a foreigner even on asylum status in the US

Even if you just illegally crossed the Mexican/US border 5 mins ago.

Europe .. is a shit hole.

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Politics / Re: Moment Peter Obi Raised The Nigerian Flag In Dunamis Church to Signify a New Nig by Elporo(m): 2:03pm On Jul 30, 2022
CSTRR:

Even the Christian north will not vote for Tinubu.

You have no right to be in politics if you continue to downplay your opponents strength. This is the first sign you won't win.

What do you know about the Christian North?

- Ever asked why Dogara returned to APC.
- Biu in Borno-South consists of Muslims and Christians. Did you see the turn out of what they called "testing mobilization". In some quarters, it is called a simulation.

One of the most sensitive positions in this country has been the sole right of the Christian North for the last 7 years.
You think they don't know how to play politics? How do you think they go that post?

When the Democrats worked to push the Republicans out, did they ever downplay the Republican resolve?
How about the Ukro-Rusky conflict? A simple mind would assume, the US is on Ukraine's side. How and Why? Are the Americans so foolish that they believe NATO can beat Russia? The whole idea is to weaken the European major export economies, maintain trade with India, China, Pakistan, and Brazil - use the USD to invest in these economies, brand the export products as US made, and sell them to Europeans.

Chinese products made with Russian raw materials sold by Americans to the rest of the world - Talk about capital inflow grin

The first thing you do when you walk into a meeting is figure out who is getting the "raw deal" or "lower end of the stick". If you cannot find the person - it is YOU!
Politics / Re: Moment Peter Obi Raised The Nigerian Flag In Dunamis Church to Signify a New Nig by Elporo(m): 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2022
etrouble:
Just as has been done in Igbo land over the years, politics is played in their Churches. This is why they have failed and will continue to fail.

Have you even seen Pastor Adeboye or Bishop Oyedepo allow this?

Will will teach you POL 901: Advanced Politicking in a Multi Religious and Multi Ethnic Society.

Father Mbaka's words might come to pass after all.
Romance / Re: Would You Advise A 24 Years Old Guy To Japa Or Start Business In Nigeria by Elporo(m): 3:28pm On Jul 28, 2022
dopedan:

I asked for ur tots i dont understand wat u are saying

A non-English speaking country will be a good fit.
Romance / Re: Would You Advise A 24 Years Old Guy To Japa Or Start Business In Nigeria by Elporo(m): 3:09pm On Jul 28, 2022
dopedan:
So my people by next year i will be getting 6m to set up my self but i will probably pay back in future, done with university and about to serve, but i like Nigeria and my freedom, do you think I should stay and start something doing or leave for masters, as dollar is going to N1k by next year d japa is on my mind , if tinubu wins election d japa is sure, wat are ya tots plz

So ur decision to JAPA is based on the Naira and who wins the election?

Most Nigerians your age like JAPA, it has a nice ring to it.
Reminds me of Lasanga, sounds nice, but tastes like Kah-Kah

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Romance / Re: Marrying An Illiterate Woman Might Be Better Than Marrying A Ph.d Holder? by Elporo(m): 3:05pm On Jul 28, 2022
GOFRONT:
Na why I wan enter villa to pick my wife......These city ladies are not submissive

If no be virgin, you go village marry.

You are wasting your time. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Marrying An Illiterate Woman Might Be Better Than Marrying A Ph.d Holder? by Elporo(m): 3:03pm On Jul 28, 2022
frozen70:


If you don't want a woman to challenge your authority, love her and take care of her

She will return all with respect

Liar, Liar ... pants on fire grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Elporo(m): 10:27pm On Jul 27, 2022
safarigirl:
LOL

Sheggz said that by the time Temi can inherit her father's wealth, Mr. Eazi's money for don long pass Otedola money.

I don laugh scatter. This guy no know where Otedola money reach. grin

Changed the channel, when I heard that nonsense.

And, dem never drink. I wonder how far his puny imagination can run using alcohol as fuel.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Graduates Working As Canadian Guards Killed, Identified by Elporo(m): 8:08pm On Jul 27, 2022
bilulu:

and you think it's like those security jobs in Nigeria..... They even dress better than Nigerian police force and are paid well above minimum wage.
Lastly, there's dignity in labor in Canada so what you do, even the CEO can never under rate you

Journey never start passenger dey tell driver when motor go reach destination.. grin

bros better res ... grin

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Politics / Re: Governance: Zulum Of Borno Vs Ortom Of Benue - Angula Bishop Reuben by Elporo(m): 6:29pm On Jul 24, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
We all know that Ortom is a fraud.

Meanwhile @ Freestyl what is the budget of the two states?

Revenue vs Expenditures

Shame on Ortom.
Health / Re: Stay Away From Drugs. I Lost A Friend & My Personal Story (How I Almost Died) by Elporo(m): 7:17pm On Jul 19, 2022
Antimarraige:


I no dey take pass Arizona and sometimes I take loud but rarely.

If u tell them... them no go hear.

Smoke ibo and take shayo.

But those chemicals.... The withdrawal symptoms sef ....

Na tramadol , I no understand ..... u dey carry block.
Politics / Re: Osun State Lost The Best Governor In Nigeria by Elporo(m): 12:12pm On Jul 19, 2022
dalongjnr:

I wish Adeleke well but he will surely fail if he's not resolute with financial decisions.

Adeleke get bills like mad. He needs to settle those men immediately he takes over. cry

So, Osun people may need to excercise patience for now.

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Romance / Re: Women Please DON'T MARRY A POOR GUY FOR LOVE Especially If You're POOR Too by Elporo(m): 2:30pm On Jul 18, 2022
Feminists .... chai... SAPA don re-condition feminists. grin

For yankee dem carry sexchange man to womens prison .. e give 2 belle under 2 months.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Politics / Re: Number Of Muslim/Christian Governors And Deputies In The 36 States by Elporo(m): 1:35pm On Jul 18, 2022
MUYEEKFIRST:
why would christian have say in Islamic Nation.

Nigeria is a circular nation. Muslim/Christian saturation levels have not changed significantly for more than 25 years.
Politics / Re: Number Of Muslim/Christian Governors And Deputies In The 36 States by Elporo(m): 1:25pm On Jul 18, 2022
tonyuny12:


They became your brother because they spoke against it, but if otherwise they will be called names. Smh

Cancel culture.

Pablo Escobar style... plata o plomo¡
Romance / Re: Us-based Nigerian Writer, Edafe Okporo, Ties The Knot With His Hearthrob by Elporo(m): 12:48pm On Jul 18, 2022
Lol . .. long time I seen fashionable Nigerian man without pink lips. And, this dude is gay!

So what gives mr pink lips.
Romance / Re: Can You Allow Your Wife, To Work As A Receptionist In An Hotel? by Elporo(m): 12:34pm On Jul 18, 2022
DanBJ:
She has started the job. She dumps the child with my mother (with a farewell note for him)
She's gone

Na Ashawo she enta... full speed ahead.

And ur asking me to respect well to do modern women without asking questions.

Very few of them are capable of making anything spectacular out of their lives without sleeping with men - one way or the other.

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Politics / Re: Osun 2022: Governorship Election Monitoring, Live Updates And Results by Elporo(m): 4:07pm On Jul 16, 2022
Adexxi:
Atakumosa west.
APC: 137
PDP: 51
LP: 01

Obi tuary grin

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