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Crime / Re: 2 Jealous Ladies Upload Married Friend’s Sex Video On Social Media In Lagos by Elporo(m): 1:02pm On May 26, 2022
ChoCho54:
Her two friends in question are Edo girls. Edo girls are very mean and heartless

they were all into prostitution,

AsampeteNwaanyi:
mynd44 lalasticlala Seun

Rule 2
mynd44 lalasticlala Seun

Rule 2

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Crime / Re: 2 Jealous Ladies Upload Married Friend’s Sex Video On Social Media In Lagos by Elporo(m): 12:57pm On May 26, 2022
ChoCho54:
Her two friends in question are Edo girls. Edo girls are very mean and heartless and I'm talking from experience.

grin Your just as dense as the three of them

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Romance / Re: Men Should Stop Using Okada To Take Their Girlfriend Out On A Date. by Elporo(m): 9:57pm On May 25, 2022
ustanejnr:

That's d problem, some men na them the cause this problem, one low level babe wey no fit clean em ya*sh well go the follow men them talk, because one Simpson the lick em dirty a**

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Preach .. brother .. Preach ..

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Romance / Re: Men Should Stop Using Okada To Take Their Girlfriend Out On A Date. by Elporo(m): 8:53pm On May 25, 2022
Ximenez to Jennyclay:

If all men were sane, i doubt if you'll get any suitor with your manners.
But some men are mentally deranged that they are ready to insert their rods into anything, including animals, mad women, their fellow men, infants and you.

Jennyclay to Ximenez:
Are you mad?? Are you stupid?? Are you normal??
You're referring to your mother and sisters not me! This would be the last time I will reply a mentally deranged person like you.
Broke man!!

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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by Elporo(m): 8:28pm On May 25, 2022
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Psst ... @cowboyvs .. Psst ... Come closer grin

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Politics / Re: Natasha Akpoti Picks PDP Senatorial Ticket For Kogi Central by Elporo(m): 8:07pm On May 25, 2022
tutudesz:
Oil Money sweet O! New husband don drop better money for delegates

Feminist in the mud! She don suffer for politics. As she just marry - "her future is bright"!
Romance / Re: Men Should Stop Using Okada To Take Their Girlfriend Out On A Date. by Elporo(m): 1:35pm On May 25, 2022
Jennyclay:

If I wanna take myself out, I drive my mom's car okay!
Go and buy your car!! Stop jumping okada and bus with your girlfriend!!

I believe you because you have small breasts.

Romance / Re: Why Are Short Men like this? by Elporo(m): 1:13pm On May 25, 2022
KingDash:
Short men useless.. some fools go even say 5’11 no be short man

This dude drank the kool aid. grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Short Men like this? by Elporo(m): 7:41am On May 25, 2022
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Pssst ... @Siofra - Come closer grin

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Romance / Re: Forgive And Love Her Even If She Commits Adultery by Elporo(m): 7:33am On May 25, 2022
cutecommend:
Forgiveness is good.

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Say, it one more time #@$@

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Romance / Re: Finally Got My Virgin Queen, Here Comes My Toughest Challenge by Elporo(m): 7:29am On May 25, 2022
40fy:


Make una just pass d girl to me like Ronaldo... I go help una break am for free

OP .. ATM

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Romance / Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Elporo(m): 7:26am On May 25, 2022
afrika:

Mommy, u look takeaway, sexy and wawu...
Woman of 65yo with wrinkles n stretch on all d joints and meaty part of her arms n legs o.

Romance / Re: For The Married by Elporo(m): 7:20am On May 25, 2022
Stargurl20:

*If u are a married man, but u give side chick respect, sex position, energy, money, care, attention etc than ur wife, bros, u too mumu.


What's better than 1 bag .. 3 bags .. grin

Romance / Re: Why Do Men Think They Are Entitled To Cheat And Abominable If Done By A Woman? by Elporo(m): 6:37am On May 25, 2022
Lionize:

I tell you, things are changing in Nigeria. Women are cheating now without the risk of any stone in some circles. I am not encouraging women to cheat, but I am calling out men to stop cheating, there are consequences too, heavy ones.

wink

Romance / Re: Finally Got My Virgin Queen, Here Comes My Toughest Challenge by Elporo(m): 6:26am On May 25, 2022
grin

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Romance / Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Elporo(m): 2:28am On May 25, 2022
Wizmj4real:

FSH
LH
PROLACTIN
ESTRADIOL
PROGESTERONE
TESTOSTERONE

You forgot CREDITORONE and its senior bros LOYALACTIN. grin
Romance / Re: Reason Why All Men Should Be Simp by Elporo(m): 2:16am On May 25, 2022
Maxxim:
Same way Will Smith keeps entertaining us, that's how life should be. Long life to the SIMPsons

Your sister sleeps with her son's friend. The affair is exposed in the public sphere, resulting in loss of dignity, emotional turmoil, public mockery and an eventual forced landing wink of your sister's husband's once prosperous career.

This is OK with you? You're crazier, than I am.


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Reminds me of The Addams; trying to save Uncle Fester from LOVE.
https://clip.cafe/addams-family-values-1993/you-have-enslaved-him/

Romance / Re: Why Guys Should Stay Away From Redpill by Elporo(m): 1:56am On May 25, 2022
ImaIma1:
We all know they are not the real deal.
Sweetplum:
Their gf are controlling them cos they reason with their dicks.

lovediehatelive:

There might not be love, like unconditional love, but there is really that natural attraction you get for a girl, it can be so strong.


Its called an erection.

Romance / Re: Reason Why All Men Should Be Simp by Elporo(m): 1:43am On May 25, 2022
BoredBerry:
...... bullshit is a means to avoid being billed <500 naira airtime... grin


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Nairaland no dey pay .. and e dey pain. grin

Romance / Re: Groom Breaks Down In Tears At His Traditional Wedding (Video) by Elporo(m): 1:36am On May 25, 2022
advanceDNA:

....calling mods like class captain in jss 1..

You would be surprised!

Romance / Re: Observation About A Friend Wife Comment During Sex by Elporo(m): 12:36am On May 25, 2022
Sitting on the fence.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Interview With Aledeh On Classic 97.3 FM by Elporo(m): 12:22am On May 25, 2022
CSTRR:
You can keep playing politics of bigotry in Nigeria.

Most Nigerians would be uncomfortable if they worked in a Nigerian owned company in Nigeria where

1. Religious extremism (Christians & Muslims)
2. Ethnic Jingoism
3. Sexual Misconduct
4. Missappropiation of funds
5. Ph.d (pull him down)
6. Victimization (Universities Profs. vs Students)

are weak institutional virtues. The more 1 - 6 are practiced, the happier they are. Do you know, how angry Abuja people where when El-Rufai ran the show? Look at Abuja now, it will soon be as smelly as Lagos. lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Okorocha Lies Flat On Floor, Prays As EFCC Breaks Into House (VIDEO) by Elporo(m): 12:02am On May 25, 2022
saintkel:
Dis guy has bin tormented by Buhari....to even think he is among those who brought dis man on us

They never forgave him for Imo State.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Always Begging by Elporo(m): 11:46pm On May 24, 2022
FaAbokiWithSuit:


i vomited twice because of those her pictures, she is the personification of "poverty lives here"

Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Records His Girlfriend After She Slept With His Best Friend by Elporo(m): 11:31pm On May 24, 2022
Sweetplum:

Receive Brain!

Miracle !! The blind giving out free reading glasses? grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Records His Girlfriend After She Slept With His Best Friend by Elporo(m): 11:15pm On May 24, 2022
Sweetplum:

Too bad. But this ll enter police case.
Recording her and posting publicly is a legal crime.

In summary, she can do whatever she wants, but he cannot do whatever he wants.

She can fvck the close friend several times, and also engage in a three.some with this "friend" and his girlfriend. She can do all these, no qualms. However, he can't record her confession and post it on the internet?

grin

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Southerners Over Murder Of Fatima & Her 4 Kids In Anambra by Elporo(m): 11:02pm On May 24, 2022
kingRagnarr:
nd trust me she was killed not because she is a Christian but because of what she did nd even if a Muslim did the same they will do what they did to her to the Muslim too... u live with us u must respect our religion

This is a fact. Several Muslims have been harmed as a result of similar utterances. I wonder why Christians who often claim to be tolerant and exposed, make such foolish statements. Visit Nairaland, religious section .. Muslims this Muslim that..

Once a Nigerian says .. "I am Christian" or "My brother in the Lord". You are about to be duped or defrauded.

People now go to church to search for a bigger or smaller gbola ; or tighter or looser kuntus.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Records His Girlfriend After She Slept With His Best Friend by Elporo(m): 10:02pm On May 24, 2022

Romance / Re: Groom Breaks Down In Tears At His Traditional Wedding (Video) by Elporo(m): 9:41pm On May 24, 2022
ukaface:
I found this video annoyingly irritating.
Why the Bleep was he crying ?
He can't believe he is marrying her? But Na hum propose give the girl Na.
Orisirisi and osiririsi....
So tey he use tissue clean face


Ruined the day for the girl.

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Mama Uka, where is my egusi soup?

Politics / Re: Deborah Would Have Been Killed In The Southeast For Being A Northerner by Elporo(m): 9:36pm On May 24, 2022
Your logical premise is correct.

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