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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Absent As Royal Family Poses On Balcony (Photo) by Elporo(m): 2:38pm On Jun 03, 2022
43Ronin:
Megan probably knew if she divorces Harry she gets nothing since everything belongs to the queen. The bitter gold digger now played the racist card as if her husband had a chance in the world to be king.

Almighty Harry .. that steals helicopters for clubbing nobody dared give him more than a slap on the wrist, now a royal commoner grin
Romance / Re: Why Hausa Women Don't Cheat by Elporo(m): 10:46pm On May 31, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Useless nd Godforsaken northern raised thing.

Female Christian fascist cheesy
Family / Re: I Am Really Depressed, My Mom's Death Is Killing Me! by Elporo(m): 10:04am On May 31, 2022
dboY1123:
It is a month already that my mom died in my hands.. I am really depressed!! I have been seeing life as nothing and vanity.


There is no solution to the problem at hand. You must learn to live with it or die for it.

Which ever you choose. Keep this in mind; there is no solution to the problem at hand. smiley

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Family / Re: A Brother Needs Your Advice. by Elporo(m): 9:57am On May 31, 2022
Gandollaar:
The guy is making money. He should lie low and achieve something for himself instead of pursuing big boy status!

My first million ! grin
Romance / Re: Why Hausa Women Don't Cheat by Elporo(m): 9:34am On May 31, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Who said?? I can't open my legs for an Hausa man or a muslim man. Godforbid they are too dirty for my liking.

No be only hardwork & prayers.

Mannerless southern raised Nigerian girl.
Romance / Re: Why So Many Black Women Are Single by Elporo(m): 9:22am On May 31, 2022
Dawn91:

My son's mum is white FYI grin

Travel / Re: The American Dream: A Mirage; Only Racism, Poverty & Gun Violence Are Realities by Elporo(m): 3:08pm On May 30, 2022
pansophist:


A place where drug addicts, homeless folks, and extraordinarily fat mofo are walking and shitting on the streets with tents that stretch for miles upon eyes than the eyes can see. A country that is so wealthy than the whole twenty-seven EU countries combined, also have less than half EU's population, but the kind of poverty, citizens' debt, and infrastructural decay you see in the US makes you angry, asking yourself, what the hell I'm I doing here?

grin I just dey laugh most commenters. Country wey be say person, japa go yankee. E pikin no fit go university without loans. E friend wey e leave for Naija, carry e pikin go St. Johns .. nah im pay. Do you know how that feels?

Nigger was washing bathrooms and working 2 jobs to make rent while his friends were climbing the ranks in Nigeria. Now who's your daddy.

America na your mate?

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Romance / Re: Dear Men No Matter How Hórny You Are, Don't Give Head by Elporo(m): 10:52am On May 30, 2022
Guderian:
Giving head is sweet. Right.
How about getting genital warts or hsv hpv

Romance / Re: What Women Dream Of Versus What They Go After by Elporo(m): 10:44am On May 30, 2022
Jay5mie:


Give me your gf number

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Romance / Re: What Women Dream Of Versus What They Go After by Elporo(m): 10:42am On May 30, 2022
Nonexisting:
A man with common sense would rather use that "packaging" to go and make money instead.

Politics / Re: Iyorchia Ayu Calls Tambuwal ‘Hero Of Convention’ As Atiku Visits Him by Elporo(m): 8:27am On May 30, 2022
Afamed:

Hatred for Igbo, did your Igbo delegates vote for their Igbo aspirants? This Una deceitful attitude ehhhh

grin
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Nwoko Hosts Lavish Party For Kids On Children’s Day by Elporo(m): 10:56pm On May 27, 2022
VeryevilMan:
Money good o!

So the rumors say regina & ned are apart are false!


This girl has been married over 2 years. All the girls/women shouting .. early marriage nonsense... do they have hope of late marriage?

From all indications the babe is enjoying her sugar daddy grin

In other news ; one girls wrote an epistle of 2 abortions and breakfast. Imagine how many made men or upcoming OG's begged her for marriage while she was aborting her destiny away.

I respect Regina .. no be small. She came out on top!

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Crime / Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by Elporo(m): 10:51pm On May 27, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
Is it Peter obi or Amaechi?

undecided
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Nwoko Hosts Lavish Party For Kids On Children’s Day by Elporo(m): 10:48pm On May 27, 2022
delzbaba:
At this age, that dufus is still using pacifier, see how dem dey spoil pikin

I used the bottle till I was six.

Poor people need to learn to shut up. angry

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Romance / Re: Sex Starved Man Letter To His Asexual Wife by Elporo(m): 9:44pm On May 27, 2022
NewSoul:

Most of this ladies forming asexual or all these garbage. Just let her meet who deflowered her and let them record the sex for you to watch. You'll be so surprised and bittered at what that women frowning at sex with you will do with/to another man.

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Romance / Re: Guys See How I Celebrated Children's Day Today (pics) by Elporo(m): 9:21pm On May 27, 2022
Candidlady:

Wtf is this ugly looking being undecided

Aunty, please use sarcasm or exaggeration to express yourself.

So, when you act like schmo, u do it with pizzazz!

No offence, maam!

Romance / Re: Why I Stopped Wearing Wigs – Actress Adesua Explains by Elporo(m): 9:03pm On May 27, 2022
Zee0007:
She's dressing modest because of her husband's political ambition. undecided

Another Desmond Elliot loading. cry

Too bad those pretty genes won't be passed forward. What a waste of physical endowment... undecided

Nature can be so cruel.
Romance / Re: Guys See How I Celebrated Children's Day Today (pics) by Elporo(m): 8:57pm On May 27, 2022
Candidlady:
Who drinks Goldberg undecided

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Romance / Re: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by Elporo(m): 8:47pm On May 27, 2022
Adsexpert:

What have u done to him emotionally or in ur character when u claim to have been suffering with him??

Politics / Re: Ikenna Iyiegbu Wins APGA House Of Reps Ticket (Video) by Elporo(m): 8:01pm On May 27, 2022
Malory:
Once you win APGA primary election in Anambra state you have already won the main election

No long story. Anambra na APGA territory.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Aishatu Binani Defeats Ribadu, Ex-gov Bindow, Wins Adamawa APC Ticket by Elporo(m): 10:31am On May 27, 2022
dedonfranco:
PDP will win

Guaranteed. Not even in a southern state could a woman become governor.
Romance / Re: Why Do Attractive Women Date Less Attractive Men by Elporo(m): 12:08am On May 27, 2022
Attractive women do not date bland looking men. They date powerful men, and it just so happens ; a significant number of powerful/successful men have mediocre looks.

As the saying goes:
Beauty loves to repose on the arms of power.

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Romance / Re: African Domestic Worker Sexually Assaulted By Her Boss In Saudi Arabia (18+,pic) by Elporo(m): 11:58pm On May 26, 2022
LastProphet:

Even black Americans are the most sentimental people on earth and you can see how they perfected the art of excusing generations and generations of failure. I expected more from you

The black Americans who are predominantly descendants of slaves should be forgiven for their disinterest in Software Engineering, Law and International trade. They still make most of their wealth via sports and entertainment (forgive me sports is entertainment).

Slaves are usually taken from weaker, less productive groups. Criminals, philandering wives, traitors, breakaway nations, less desirable citizens of conquered tribes and nations. It is a genetic problem, they can only solve it, through inter-racial relations (marriage).

Obama only won because he is not the son of a slave, but of Kenyan noble descent.

It is also important, that people like us .. who are aware of our ancestry unequivocally reject the generalization "Africa or Africans". Never tell a white man you are from Africa. Tell him you are from Lagos state , if possible tell him the village you hail from. For only slaves are refer to themselves as Africans.
Romance / Re: African Domestic Worker Sexually Assaulted By Her Boss In Saudi Arabia (18+,pic) by Elporo(m): 11:46pm On May 26, 2022
somehow:

Africans were friendly to outside visitors, this was what made them come back to conquer later on.

African had strong men
then she had rubber
then she had crude oil

That's why they came with the maxim gun and the bible. Europe was a starving, cold, sick continent who like most empires Egypt, Ottoman, Benin, Songhai, China, India, Japan ... rose only as a result of war for scarce resources, and fertile land.

The current crise btw Ukraine and Russia should be instructive in regards to how & why Europe "under-developed" Africa. It was not personal, it was survival at any cost.
Romance / Re: African Domestic Worker Sexually Assaulted By Her Boss In Saudi Arabia (18+,pic) by Elporo(m): 11:42pm On May 26, 2022
LastProphet:


Is Saudi Arabia white? All these teenagers on nairaland

Romance / Re: Married But Dated A Single Lady For 2 Years Now I Am Loosing My Mind! by Elporo(m): 11:36pm On May 26, 2022
Love is tragedy cry

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Romance / Re: Why Nice Guys Are Boring And They Finish Last by Elporo(m): 11:16pm On May 26, 2022
Hayee:


Husband found out and started begging her to stop, did she stop? NO cheesy grin grin
She is even loving it has she is doing it at his back
Do I blame her? NO
As you dey bring competition Sha make sure no other man is will to make her feel needed cheesy grin grin

Yes .. this happens all the time. grin

Chiwetalu Agu been get one wife her name na Lovina; she get one bukka e name na akwuna kuwna.
she show Chiwetalu weh ... for that nollywood movie grin
Chiwetalu go baff pickin, boil rice, sweep compound. tongue

Nah people like @Fuckaniza dey do maintenance for those kind women.

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Your Nyash is ur Nyash.
My prick is my prick.

Don't ask me stupid questions, when you find out ; all this while I have been fvcking your juicy lil sister

Crime / Re: 2 Jealous Ladies Upload Married Friend’s Sex Video On Social Media In Lagos by Elporo(m): 10:56pm On May 26, 2022
Bobmarie:
Those are not feminist but Nigerian female bitter men haters.

[s]Real feminists fight for girls to be able to go to school, have a say in society and other important things.
Feminism doesn’t dictate who should wash plates and who should not.[/s]



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And, cigarettes are better than vape sticks!

Family / Re: Man Goes Viral After Sharing Photos Of His 33 Children From Different Women by Elporo(m): 8:13pm On May 26, 2022
Corporate2020:
You can be 100% sure that he is a useless black man. They only think of Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol.


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And, you must be a blind Caucasian!

Romance / Re: Young Guys In University Learn From This. by Elporo(m): 7:47pm On May 26, 2022
dontrulee:


You be boss ooo.
You still dey give girls money?
For me, na girls dey give me money and I am not ashamed about it because the money I spent on girls when I was a simp no be small. I have recouped it back. I no send cheesy grin

If it don't make dollars it don't make sense.
Romance / Re: Young Guys In University Learn From This. by Elporo(m): 7:38pm On May 26, 2022
Godoverevery:
.....Alot of ladies have complained about this but I think that the most sensible thing to do.

Mutherfucker.z never loved us!

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Religion / Re: Deeper Life Lady Lists '20 Facts' About Godly Female Members Of Her Church by Elporo(m): 3:37pm On May 26, 2022
Ndibuna:
Una sabi de mean and wicked sha, though Jehova witness girls fvck pass una, I give una one like for that one

Jehova Witness & Deeper Life chicks kpansh pass RCCG (Pentacostal) girls. grin



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Then the pope is not a Catholic

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