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Romance / Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Elporo(m): 2:51pm On May 24, 2022
Fmghewzy:

It would be pointless trying to argue with you,cause I know you are certainly part of the feminist movement that blame men for every single problem they encounter in life grin grin.

Including small breasts?

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Romance / Re: My Gf Seems To Be Catching Feelings by Elporo(m): 2:21pm On May 24, 2022
feranmi888:
So guys, do yall think shes having intimate feelings for this boy? Or could she be doing it intentionally, should i be on the watch?


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Kunle, pls... help me. Just the tip Kunle.. ejoo

Romance / Re: Have You Dated A Prostitute Before? by Elporo(m): 7:09am On May 23, 2022
placeofallure:

I don't know about dating a prostitute, it's men issue. But I disagree a bit with your post.

You see dyed hair, pierced nose, leg chain or tattoo doesn't make one a prostitute. It's just a fashion choice. Something like you preferring short-sleeved shirt to long sleeves or me preferring lace material to Ankara. Those things don't define your character. Be flexible in your thinking.

When I slam you like undertaker grin. I hope you tell the Judge, it does not define my character. It's like rice; occasionally you want jollof along with fried.

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Romance / Re: How Best Can You Reply This Question by Elporo(m): 10:49pm On May 22, 2022
Uniquetani1:
In a relationship, what is the best reply to the question "what are we"

So, if you dey KiriKiri now with Chidinma ... Una go ask female warder. Madam Warder, what are we?

Back to your question. Since the girl is a parasite, and the boy is the host. You are both organisms.

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Romance / Re: Second Wife Needed Urgently. by Elporo(m): 1:24pm On May 22, 2022
Emma2Seconds:
Br why second wife

E wan epp dem. Can't you see the age requirement ..
Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Elporo(m): 1:04pm On May 22, 2022
Fuckaniza:

This is the animegirl that wishes she was a nigga? She's not bad at all. smiley

Yeah, if you prefer Kuli-Kuli to Pringles. .. ... person wey dey like househelp

With all due respect, Engineer sir

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Romance / Re: See This Weird Photo Shoot Of A Guy And His Girlfriend. by Elporo(m): 12:45pm On May 22, 2022
Heathrow44:




grin angry, i tot i was the only one that cropped the unseen being from the photo, wat has been seen cannot be unseen is not true to me, I just unsaw this one but the guy did a lot of damage to the photoshoot, no matter how u crop it u must see his dark reflection

the guy just spoil the geh market .... angry
Business / Re: MTN Nigeria More Valuable Than Nigerian Banks, Insurance Companies Combined by Elporo(m): 11:53am On May 22, 2022
Parachoko:

In this 2022, there is no network provider that's operating a stable and fast internet service in Nigeria. And nobody is doing anything about it, everybody just dey look as dem dey make billions of Naira and not giving valid for money.

No be lie. I have MTN, Glo, Spectra, Airtel. Do you know, these four networks can fail at the same time.

I mean, you switch from MTN to Glo, no network, Glo to Spectra , no network, Spectra to Airtel no network. shocked

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Family / Re: Am Afraid Of Marriage. Help! by Elporo(m): 6:40am On May 22, 2022
Hopemanfx:
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Please I need your advice

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look Out For Before Marrying Her??? by Elporo(m): 6:15am On May 22, 2022
this is enough for me grin

If she from a poor background .. e go hard ooh

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Romance / Re: See This Weird Photo Shoot Of A Guy And His Girlfriend. by Elporo(m): 6:12am On May 22, 2022
Na my spec be this... she dey do hookup?

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Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Elporo(m): 5:57am On May 22, 2022
Ninisun:
Make we hear word pretender.

I prefer slim fair girls. slightly taller than I am. sorry,,, try the next corner

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Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Elporo(m): 5:49am On May 22, 2022
Alaigbopress:
That is screenshot of her Whatsapp Status, the day she was crying heavily.

Oga .. you are a man. As such, you have no business with love. You need respect, or fear and, if the gods permit "loyalty".

- My love
- Sweetheart
- Sugar Daddy
- Honey
- Olori Mi
- My Darling
- My one and only

But you get
- "My Own" grin (my own 'what')
- "I pray I never hurt someone that loves me" instead "I pray I never hurt someone I love"

Do you see what is going on here. She bought you this .. She bought you that .. She calls you ten times a day. cool

Do not fall for this shit... You had better think about "how to burn down some villages, and loot their goldmines". Not this ring around the roses you're playing with this girls. You ain't getting no compound interest in this shit bro ...

Damn .. I have an update to deploy .... rats

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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage,now Or Later? by Elporo(m): 5:18am On May 22, 2022
pozehnani:

Men are not worth sacrifycing your all because at the end of the day, they either kick you out after using up your youth and move on to the next smallie or kill you with physical abuse.

Thank you, my learned colleague. I hold the same position about women.

OP, I hope the man built your parents a decent house at least. You marry January ... February you don get belle. No be for my side. 2 years dan ubanki .. before you carry belle. Nonsense.
Family / Re: Family Takes In Ukrainian Refugee And Dad Runs Off With Her Just 10 Days Later by Elporo(m): 5:06am On May 22, 2022
Kingsnairaland:


But bill gate wife left him lol. You can not satisfy women.. Ask Adam.

Ha Ha ... no wonder girls on nairaland call guys broke all the time. Bill Gates was already a billionaire before he married Melinda.

The fourth richest man in the world. Who's software company has the highest penetration in public and private sectors. He became a billionaire in 1987 at 31. And, the best you could come up with is that "his wife left him". I bet she took some of that Bill Gates money with her.

Do you think; Bill Gates thinks about his estranged wife getting vigorously plugged by a younger dude, like @Nikrose is fantasizing - when he wakes up @4am UTC -4.

Dude is thinking about the next village to burn, goldmine to plunder. .. ... Commoners and marriage (aka I will not suffer alone) grin

Bill Gates is way above that "you cannot satisfy women" bullshit. The man's literally living on Planet Mars. He's not an earthling grin
Family / Re: Family Takes In Ukrainian Refugee And Dad Runs Off With Her Just 10 Days Later by Elporo(m): 4:51am On May 22, 2022
Mindlog:


See as you open mouth, spill that generalization.

If dem say make you upload your unfiltered pictures now, somebody fit develop eye problem.

I ugly no be small ... my guy grin. But Oluwa compensate me with money. cool

And, British women are still effing ugly.

You can call me "Ugly Money". .. ... cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ban: Okada Rider, Passenger To Be Arrested, Prosecuted, Says Lagos Police by Elporo(m): 4:16am On May 22, 2022
madridguy:
The State government should consider us with no other means of transportation.
We cannot be trekking day and night.

.. poor people killing each other.
Tufia... as if the poverty is not enough burden to carry.
Family / Re: Women, What Do You Bring To The Table? - Men by Elporo(m): 4:07am On May 22, 2022
bukatyne:

Next ask him WHY you should collaborate with HIM in the journey of life.

One woman is another thread complaining that her husband is now a "verified" alcoholic. He was normal until he married her. undecided

Family / Re: Family Takes In Ukrainian Refugee And Dad Runs Off With Her Just 10 Days Later by Elporo(m): 3:55am On May 22, 2022
Parachoko:
Have you been to the UK before? The way some of you guys dey always talk on this Nairaland eh shocked sad

British women are ugly. Everybody knows.

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Romance / Re: Being Too Friendly Will Only Make You Lose Your Respect by Elporo(m): 3:07am On May 22, 2022
Zonefree:
You followed him to go smoke in public and you came here to castigate him.

Hey, I smoke in the public all the time. But, I have money; It's very hard to make people with money look bad. Even, when I look bad, I'm still attractive.

Everything, OP is passing through is simply cos he has no money and lives in a ratchet neighborhood. You can't afford not to be friendly when the money no to dey come like that.

OP .. stop smoking with people. I hate that thing... except you bring your own weed .. bitch
Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Elporo(m): 1:43am On May 22, 2022
Animegirl:


Stop having this mentality about us. Is only a frustrated and broke ass person, that talks this way. Sometimes I wonder if you men don't experience mother's love, with the way you talk about women.

Women this, women that.



Wait thats your DP up there. ur` Animegirl ... angry digital disappointment

Walai .. I expected a well educated eccentric looking uni grad ... but you look sooo PEDESTRIAN !!!!

big name small dog grin

So far .. only @fuckaniza & @MadamVannessa act/look like thier names. Zero authenticity .. nairaland... WHY?

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Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Elporo(m): 1:28am On May 22, 2022
grin
Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Elporo(m): 1:24am On May 22, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
jus look at the monkey broke shaming men. @animegirl, nawao , you no fit even plait your hair

Nairaland girls, I raise nyash for una

Aunty forgot this grin

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Romance / Re: Men, Build The Woman Of Your Dreams. by Elporo(m): 10:47pm On May 21, 2022
premierlead:

How I Caught My Cheating Wife
https://www.nairaland.com/4556083/how-caught-cheating-wife
I gathered money with the one mum gave her to start a provision business and she opened the business inside one big fish depot not too close to the house.

To cut the long story short, I travelled back home from where I was working unannounced last week and headed straight to her business place and what I saw really baffled me. I was in her shop for complete more than 10 minutes watching her displaying love with a guy who I later learnt was a bus driver that fish sellers always hire to carry their wares from the depot to their various selling points. She put her two hands around the guy and the guy placed one hand on top of her butts and the other at the back of her head. The old women were carousing and shouting, "ah, husband and wife, won't you give her feeding money" they were like that was not their first time and they have been doing like that since long ago, it was truly as if they are dating and banging each other. It took the noise of her son carried by one of the strangers (fish seller) for her to be released by this driver guy. She almost collapsed when she saw me inside her shop as she collected her baby from the stranger.



My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot
https://www.nairaland.com/7063689/woman-caught-red-handedly-romancing#111679704
She became an orphan recently, so I decided to open a shop for her so she can start earning something for her not to turn herself into something else since no family support.

Though she also invested all her savings into the business and I supported her also with the little i can. I thank God her business has been doing well and developing gradually.

But her behaviour has really changed seriously towards me. She hardly dail my number to check on me, she also goes out with any guy or men, she also password her phone, i cant even touch her phone, she will flare up. She will say it's nothing that she is just catching fun. I do overlook all this just to make peace rain.

Something happened yesterday that make me feel so bad. I told her I'm coming to visit her in her shop that if any food seller pass her shop, she should help me order food. So when I reached her side she told me to bring money that she can't use her money to buy food for me. I felt somehow inside with her response. I had to give her the money to get it because hunger dey wire me seriously.

So after I'm done eating, I was gisting with her but she is not responding, she was pressing phone, then a call entered and he told the man she is in her shop, that the man should stay at the junction that she is coming to meet him, she stood up and told me to be looking after her shop till she comes back.


Animegirl:
Teach her how to drive.
Help her to apply for jobs.
Support all her dreams with money and emotional support.
Encourage her to acquire more knowledge.
Invest in her businesses with money.
If you do this, your woman can never cheat on you.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by Elporo(m): 10:28pm On May 21, 2022
Patriotic9ja:
Jehovah carry me dey go, Jehovah carry me dey go my husband house....

Carry me dey go, Jehovah carry me dey go my husband house.... if you know it, sing with me

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by Elporo(m): 10:20pm On May 21, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Financial stable, one that can use his dick effectively and makes me wriggle on bed with endless moaning.

Respect.

Any man on Nairaland looking for a woman; who is looking to be beaten into submission with money & se.x ..

Please apply to my sister in fornication @MadamVanessa
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by Elporo(m): 10:08pm On May 21, 2022
Nyascobar1414:

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala's success has not threatened her Husband...
Then, which kinda success are you gonna possess that will threaten a real nigga....
Broke b!shes and fishy bra!ns..
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Stargurl20:
A loving and caring man. Not a bully or the one who feel threatened by his wife's success like most Nigerian men are

Mrs. Yemisi Edun - Managing Director - FCMB
Mariam Olusanya - Managing Director - GTBank (divorced less than 1 yr; initiated by husband)
Mrs. Nneka Onyeali-Ikpe - Managing Director - Fidelity Bank
Mrs. Tomi Somefun - Managing Director - Unity Bank
Mrs. Ireti Samuel-Ogbu - Managing Director - Managing Director, Citibank
Mrs Halima Buba - Managing Director SunTrust Bank
Mrs. Amina Mohammed - Dep Sec Gen United Nations
Mrs. Dorathy Akunyili - Former NAFDAC Chairman
Mrs. Folarunsho Alakija - FAMFA
Mrs. Bola Shagaya - Konica/Practoil

Ofcourse, when Olosho husband no gree am go night vigil (TDB with client for Radisson); why she no go say husband dey threatened by her success.

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Elporo(m): 8:26pm On May 21, 2022
okoroemeka:
I have been in such situation before,the YS will be aware of everything and be your secret lover, while the OS will be left in the dark but will be your official babe,fvck them both,it may be a nuisance when the billing starts,but hey if you plant one yam and got two yams in harvest will you not take it?I remembered my own case one day I was with YS and OS came to my house,YS have to hide in the toilet while I gave OS the 24 lashes with my dick,with her sweet sound track reaching the toilet,the YS in envious jealousy wanted to destroy me with her pvssy in retaliation that day,how I managed to survive that day only God knows.

Sweetplum ; men have done, will do it and continue to do it.

grin
Family / Re: Do You Think This Is The Right Thing To Do by Elporo(m): 12:59pm On May 21, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

She is the wife to the man..the Uber driver does not have any business with where she wish to stop...

It's like delving into personal issues..

You will make a good career criminal. grin

I like people like you. Imagine I steal 80 billion naira, and you are the EFCC chairman grin

Family / Re: I Am Confused � by Elporo(m): 12:51pm On May 21, 2022
Mrperfecto:
I have quietly left the house for her and I am now sitting in my car cooling down and I don't really know if I want advice but I just felt like to vent. Sorry for the long post

Find a cheap lawyer and make a formal report at the police station.

Something is cooking, and you need to be prepared.

Johnny Depp has given a lot of men in the west hope cool


And, why did you get married, when you already have a child? I can't understand men nowadays...
Family / Re: Help!!! My Wife Packed Her Belongings. by Elporo(m): 12:40pm On May 21, 2022
PeerHub:


PS: I am in Oyo State, my parent also lives in Oyo. Hers are in Akure but separated.


What you are looking for in Sokoto, is in your Shokoto tongue

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Family / Re: Help!!! My Wife Packed Her Belongings. by Elporo(m): 12:36pm On May 21, 2022
PeerHub:



Is there dignity with doing that?

None.

People say marriage is a contract. I say it is a business. If it does not yield profit, perhaps you should change your line of business.

You dig?

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