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Politics / Re: Is Nigeria No Longer A Zoo? by Elporo(m): 1:55pm On Jun 13, 2022
IamWonderful:
Even Pandora Peter Obituary that said Nigeria is bad vehicle want to drive the vehicle by fire by force.

Politics / Re: Am I Allowed To Creat Thread In Hausa Language? by Elporo(m): 1:48pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ahmed0336:



Kyale su kawai, zabe mai zuwa za su ji mu.

APC ta fin karfin su. grin (APC pass una power)
PDP ta ci zalin su. grin (PDP do una shege)
LP ta zama abin tausayi (LP in the mud)

Me I just dey laugh everybody, because I no get PVC. Anybody wey win na my party be that.... tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Countries Have Reportedly Agreed To Stop Sending Tanks To Ukraine by Elporo(m): 1:22pm On Jun 13, 2022
leobergy:


Chicken gizard,the day the full donbas region is liberated,I will tag you so that you can just commit suicide grin

grin

Take am easy .. this one salary no fit pass 100k per month. He's already on the verge of suicide

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Romance / Re: Why Is Actor Yul Edochie' 1st Wife Still Married To Him After What He Did?(pics) by Elporo(m): 1:25pm On Jun 12, 2022
talk2hb1:
Hmmmm,
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.
He knows what he knows before marrying another wife, she knows what she knows for sticking with her husband.
No be yam

Simple....

besides she is the first and legal wife. It does not get better than that .. anywhere in the world.
Romance / Re: Happiest Birthday To Me .. Rate Me And My Lady by Elporo(m): 1:15pm On Jun 12, 2022
anonymuz:
That's their way....she made him to be a SIMPLEman

Romance / Re: Happiest Birthday To Me .. Rate Me And My Lady by Elporo(m): 1:12pm On Jun 12, 2022
Okonandmary:
Is she your boss? grin

How come you the one sitting by the side of the chair while she sits on the chair like you are her staff grin grin cheesy


See how e current babe nyash occupy that chair!

OP ... How far the boxers fit you?

Na thunder go fire any babe wey give me boxers or sexxx for birthday.

HBD ..

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Romance / Re: New Discovery In My Marriage by Elporo(m): 12:50pm On Jun 12, 2022
Spiker777:
I just discovered that my wife I married 10 years ago has a son before i married her and she had be hiding it from me .I just discovered now and I know find it to trust her again,what do I do?

better rest ... better rest .. better rest
You don try e no work .. better rest grin
Romance / Re: You Are A Lesbian. But U Are Not Attracted To Men,but U Like Penis. by Elporo(m): 12:48pm On Jun 12, 2022
Ladymissile:
You are a lesbian.but you are not attracted to men,but you do like joysticks. Does this make u less of a lesbian? You don't feel bisexual

Pls aunty better rest.

A lesbian is still a woman. Some women need clitoral other vaginal stimulation. If your an advanced olosho/hookup man/woman. You may need both to get off.

Some dude here prefer sniffing his lovers armpits grin
Romance / Re: Alhaji Almost Caught Wife Cheating (pics, Video) by Elporo(m): 12:39pm On Jun 12, 2022
Tunechi5:
Watch the moment a man jumped down from a building after hearing alhaji is back grin grin


How did you know he would run out the door at the top floor. Your video is too perfect to be a coincidence... grin

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Fashion / Re: GUYS! This Is The Best Makeup For You!!! by Elporo(m): 12:32pm On Jun 12, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

He looks clean (responsible) because of haircut. undecided grin
Body go tell some ladies.

Them go add WAHL clipper for @Islandlady dowry grin

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Abeg .. select one.

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Politics / Re: Pic: This Road Is Road To Psquare Family House. by Elporo(m): 9:55am On Jun 12, 2022
grin

Family / Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Elporo(m): 5:14pm On Jun 11, 2022
UjuJoan2:

Well, just because you do that doesn’t make it right. Can you honestly say that your husband is � comfortable with your association with your ex? And his wife is completely okay with your relationship with her husband?

While I will not entirely rule out the possibility that ex’s can actually stay friends with no hidden agenda, I definitely believe it’s a thin line between friendship and inappropriate associations.

You cannot just erase history. Once there was love between you guys and that love can almost totally be rekindled. It’s like playing with fire. What happens when your husband upsets you and his wife upsets him and you both need a shoulder to cry on ���

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not enemies with my ex, but I won’t exactly call us “friends”. One time I had a child and he requested for my account details to send something for the baby but I turned him down. I just felt if anyone should be buying my baby gifts it should be the father, not the man I used to sleep with. And yes, I know it sounds silly but I like drawing clear lines when it comes to relationships. If I’m taking money from you, then trust me, I’m not seeing you as just a friend.

Now back to the original post. In your case your borrow and pay back, but here the ex sends her money constantly. Clearly they both completely different things. A man doesn’t just send a woman money constantly out of the goodness of this heart. Maybe she cried to him claiming to be in desperate need, which in itself is a betrayal to her husband.

This is why I always say marry a rich man. If you are a man, don’t marry broke. To avoid your wife disgracing your and herself!

@chinny024
Romance / Re: Scammer by Elporo(m): 1:49pm On Jun 10, 2022
VlamesIffect:


Baba go use your money carry short time this weekend grin cheesy

Friday hook up sure pass. E go visit like three low scale hotels. they message babes like boss with his new abidas slides. tongue

OP .. check am for MiChat ... na the only place person fit get freshers ... ... but if e like ENP .. na brothel you go go. grin
Romance / Re: Scammer by Elporo(m): 1:46pm On Jun 10, 2022
koyyess:
Na wa oo. Thieves full this forum.

That's why I can only have family members as my beneficiaries on my bank app.

Osinbajo do Tinubu shege .. na you trenches boy for smelly Lagos no go do 'dan buro uba! grin

Lai Lai ... OP Walai .. e no go return the money. Until you get his bvn flagged.
Family / Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Elporo(m): 1:32pm On Jun 10, 2022
stickle:

You're correct though that marriage should be between two people but when there is crisis and someone you know can help out should be invited but not just anybody

Sorry to interject. I know it's rude.

How can you claim or believe marriage is between two people! Are husband and wife deities? Are they not born of man and woman? Was a bride price not paid, and marital including conjugal rites performed in line with cultural norms and practices.

So, how is a marriage - a merger between two families. Sometimes, ethnicities or nations, be referred to with an insignificant and futile description, such as "union between two people". Are the offspring not called Grandchildren and so on? Do, they not carry the names of their forebears?

This same shameless woman has two children for the poor man, whose life span is reduced by 12%. 8% by his union with her and 4% by her lack of insight, pride, and nostalgia for doing dirty things like a low life.

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Family / Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Elporo(m): 1:07pm On Jun 10, 2022
Chinny024:

People should not reason backwards...
There was a time I need to pay up for something which I wasn't with my card...Just chatted him up and said abeg,help me pay up for this which he did and it was delivered to my house....
Later sent back the money to him...In tight corner he calls me for assistance and I do to my best capability.. So,he rescues me too in tight corner too if need be...
Have paid for cakes, and he picked up for his children's bday...He have done for mine too..

Maturity is the key...
African people mentality dey tire me sometimes.

I am trying to reason forward.

Aunty, is your husband/baby daddy dead or a dead beat.

Why call your boyfriend, not your husband or father of your children when you have issues?
What happened to brothers, sisters, close friends, parents, grandparents? Even loan apps.

Women aren't raised with pride anymore? My sister would rather carry bricks, instead of insulting my parents by begging/asking
an old boyfriend for money.....

With all due respect aunty; you no get levels, and you're hiding behind a noun for social proof.

Thank God for errors and exceptions... Golang, I'm looking at you undecided

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Family / Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Elporo(m): 12:48pm On Jun 10, 2022
Munzy14:

Long distance relationship! lipsrsealed The worst relationship you can be in if you have a busy body girl or a busy body guy..

I won't even advise an enemy to put head...

She just played you...sorry man!

Carry your cross..or don't you have ex? Or ladies jn your work place..

Since you begged her you are hurting, and she continued, dude keep your games up...Two can play better..

Rubbish!

Baba don enter one chance. You see girls/women nowadays. If them no carry belle enter man house; once you pay bride price for overused kpekus, them will do all .. to get pregnant - its called anchor baby. No be for yankee only them do am.

Bad women, who want to make it harder for the man to walk away get pregnant .. fast. I don warn men, 2 years before pregnancy .. but no to pay pampers money dey scratch them. ... grin
Family / Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Elporo(m): 12:44pm On Jun 10, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Then why did they bother moving out of their parents homes when they got married. Since family ought to be involved, they should have simply lived in the same house with family so their moms and dads can continue monitoring their lives that way too. undecided

Turd!
Family / Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Elporo(m): 12:28pm On Jun 10, 2022
Channah1:


Na una dey still dey kill una self. Afterall na man she do with, not woman.

The evil you men do grin.

grin Na una dey sweet pass for bedroom.

Carry Jesus stickers all over the place, but dignified descendant of RAHAB.

One can only be in possession of a woman kpekus but he can't own it grin
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OP... you won don finish oooh

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Politics / Re: Unfortunately, Nothing Can Stop Tinubu. We're in Trouble by Elporo(m): 10:45am On Jun 10, 2022
alsudan:


Christians will stop him with his Muslim Muslim ticket.

Christians pastors are too busy have three.somes
Christians male are too busy with fraud
Christians females are too busy with hookup/olosho

On election day, the same thing will happen; someone will win on twitter and another asorock

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Politics / Re: This 2023 Election Has BUSTED The MYTH Of Igbo Marginalisation by Elporo(m): 10:40am On Jun 10, 2022
Emilo:

The Igbo man is the only business man that does not look at tribe to select workers.....Quote me any where!!!

I will quote you at Fidelity Bank.
I will quote you at Abia State.

Obgeni ... you think your children are here?
Politics / Re: Yorubas, Tell Them Their Tactics Won't Work; We Are United! by Elporo(m): 10:32am On Jun 10, 2022
PussyMiners:

You are a flat ..headed osu pig so I'm not surprised.
We are not the tribe where their men surrender unconditionally grin cheesy
How does the date I created my account affect anything

Are you being deliberately stupid ? cheesy

Its affects everything .. e be like say you stupid pass me .. abi now.

No bi Osibanjo wen dem give small power; believe say e be David and Jagaban na Goliath.

Na so I dey see you now .. abi you neva understand? Ozuo!
Politics / Re: They Have Shifted Their Hatred From The Fulanis To The Yorubas by Elporo(m): 10:27am On Jun 10, 2022
TooMuchStuff:

No hate on Yorubas from we SS n SE. We are brothers


When did the Niger Delta (SS) become brothers with South East. Is the Niger-Delta foolishly terrorizing Niger-Deltans'

Nkiti lacha your amu there ... See how e talk am with pride "we are brothers". For Benin when una wan cause confusion abi Bayelsa when them send una warning.

Anybody that says NigerDelta and South East are brothers - e no go like my reaction. Crude oil is not free.

Na Ayelala I go send. angry
Politics / Re: Yorubas, Tell Them Their Tactics Won't Work; We Are United! by Elporo(m): 10:20am On Jun 10, 2022
PussyMiners:

You are a fool. Shove this nonsense epistle up your asshole .

"Foolish moves "
"Yoruba sense "

You are a mumu man and stop pretending to cry more than the bereaved .

Fake loser !

Another coward. Today is June 10 and you created your account June 7th.
How many times did you run away?

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Politics / Re: Suggest Ten Practical Ways For Obi To Win by Elporo(m): 10:17am On Jun 10, 2022
1. Twitter
2. Facebook
3. Nairaland
4. SnapChat
5. TikTok
6. Instagram
7. MiChat wink
Politics / Re: Aisha Yusuf Endorse Peter Obi For President. by Elporo(m): 10:11am On Jun 10, 2022
Obidient like South East is Obidient to IPOB/UGM

This is the worst and most denigrating campaign slogan, and it could have only come from an easterner.

Nigerian youths want to exchange blows with Atiku and Tinubu, but want to be Obidient to Peter Pandora.
Like Anambra was Obidient when its 102 billion naira appeared in offshore companies for Obi's children.

Na your Political Obituary we go give you. Dan iska grin
Politics / Re: Yorubas, Tell Them Their Tactics Won't Work; We Are United! by Elporo(m): 9:57am On Jun 10, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:


In several Yoruba homes, you will see A muslim Husband and Christian wife.

A Christian Husband and a Muslim wife.

Younger brother could be a muslim and his younger sister a Christian.

Younger brother and his family go to his sister's house to felicitate with them during Christmas.

Younger sister and her family go to her brother's house to felicitate with them during Sallah.

God bless the great people of the Yoruba land.
God bless Nigeria.

Let me tell you the plain truth. The enemy has succeeded. The voting patterns of 2019 presidential election proved it.
Yoruba people split their votes. Its was very ugly , and northerners did not think it was funny. You better hope they don't pay back the foolish move you guys played.... telling us it was "Yoruba sense". Una go see shege for north.. walahi talahi grin

Tinibu needs to fire all engines to get the sort of numbers the north brings; or he may not win or get a second term. So, if you like continue ranting.

RCCG is the headquarters of Yoruba Christians; the OP-ED's on Osinbajo has led us to believe this. So, yes Yoruba's are divided. Unlike the north which has Muslims and Christians but always manages to do what is best for the region. If the North does what is good for the north and the south does the same do you not think Nigeria will move forward.

Can you imagine 2 Yoruba people on the ballot. A master and his protege`; one christian the other muslim; though Tinubu is far more cosmopolitan than Osinbajo. Been that he's married to a Christian; though a Pentecostal/protestant pastor in RCCG.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Praises Buhari For Not Interfering In APC Presidential Primary (Video) by Elporo(m): 9:43am On Jun 10, 2022
FamTomx2 to Tonnierichy:

This agent of darkness, no be Peter Obi matter go kee you so.

Tonnierichy to FamTomx2:
the South South and majorly South East. How do you then win And we both know ain't no way he's winning in the North. No f**king chance. Make friends not enemies

Wetin bring Niger-Delta inside this one. Niger-Delta wey don dey subsidize una lives since independence; na im una dey mention anyhow inside your petty squabbles.

NigerDelta voting no bloody Ibo man. What did Ibo people say, when Akpabio left PDP, how about Ayade - how about Edo State. You still forget, APC won Bayelsa. So, how will an Ibo man - A BIAFRAN, a man from a region with terrorists in charge ... dream he can rule this country. It's either PDP or APC; Niger-Delta will split the votes - no more blind voting.

Next time don't every try to place SS (Niger Delta) with Ibo people pls. Easterners have refused to accept they are Nigerians; the say we are zoo animals. Yet NigerDelta money still sends their children out of the country for masters. Money from the same states they called all sorts of names.

Is this not some sort of wickedness, that the child of the master should walk, while the slave rides the donkey?
Politics / Re: El-rufai’s Coup, Aisha The ‘star Girl’, Abeokuta Outburst — How Tinubu Won by Elporo(m): 11:00am On Jun 09, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
The primary is over and victory bought , can we move on now

The main election is few months away and Tinubu life long ambition will not be achieved because of the northern factor and south east and south south factor which ofcourse will not favour Tinubu, so all this cheap bought over victory is not worth celebrating till you win the major in 2023 which I dont see happening

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Politics / Re: El-rufai’s Coup, Aisha The ‘star Girl’, Abeokuta Outburst — How Tinubu Won by Elporo(m): 10:59am On Jun 09, 2022
mach7:
It seems like you are yet to recover? grin

Pele o, more "knock outs" are coming.

Politics / Re: Tinubu: A Man Who Can't Hold Paper Has Won APC Primaries - Deji Adeyanju by Elporo(m): 3:26pm On Jun 08, 2022
SHINJA:


If you are a Christian and you vote in a Muslim man as your president you r curse from today..


The same Christianity that failed to wash away the curse of poverty you inherited. grin
Politics / Re: Shettima: Osinbajo Should Be Selling Popcorn And Ice Cream by Elporo(m): 9:27am On Jun 04, 2022
Vulturereloaded:
I told Osibanjo to go and join peter obi to fix Nigeria. Unless he wants to stay in APC and be deceived by the north, while working for Atiku.

Meanwhile. Enjoy throwback.Peter Obi wicked, walahi grin cheesy grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvCSqwfVHX0

So you don't know what the Nigerian flag looks like

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