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Politics / Re: More Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Bayelsa State. by Elporo(m): 7:34pm On Dec 01, 2022
Asgard73:
Tinubu won’t see 5% from bayelsa … make he no just worry..

People conveniently forget APC won the last gubernatorial election in Bayelsa; with 200,000 votes.

The APC candidate polled a total of 352,552 votes to defeat his closest rival and candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Mr Duoye Diri, who scored 143,172 votes.
https://www.channelstv.com/2019/11/18/breaking-inec-declares-apcs-david-lyon-winner-of-bayelsa-governorship-election/

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Food / Re: How To Cook Correct Okro Soup In Full Details (Photos, Video) by Elporo(m): 9:55pm On Nov 29, 2022
@gloryhomemaker

You did it again.

shawarma girls see your life ....

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Politics / Re: Nominees List Of APC Presidential Campaign Council Unveiled by Elporo(m): 2:03am On Sep 24, 2022
Elporo:


In Sun Tzu's ' Art of War. The general educates the Emperor on the value of a coordinated army. To further illustrate, he requested the Emperor's concubines get into a formation. He gave order for the ladies to move (forward backward). They laughed, while haphazardly following his orders.

The general drew his sword, and struck the Emperor's favorite. After that, everyone moved in a co-ordinated fashion.

Peter Obi's supporters are like that band of giggling concubines. Valuable in entertainment, disorderly in battle.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: What Is The Difference Between NEPA Bill And Obi's Certificate? by Elporo(m): 4:36pm On Sep 23, 2022
MasterJayJay:
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Reno said this when his brain was working well.

But his hatred for Peter Obi has damaged his brain.

Reno Mockery don kolo.

What does financial IQ have to do with running a government. Donald Trump has money smarts but he is an incompetent leader who leans on racism, showmanship (like Peter Obi) to retain his followers.

A business is to profit what a government is to welfare. A capitalist takes profit first, and provides welfare out of profit. A public servant provides welfare, and then looks for way to make profit.

Peter Obi will not save you, Tinubu will not save you, Atiku will not save you, Biden will not save you. Pay yourself first will save you, however.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Could Become Nigeria's President Elect In 2023 With This Calculation by Elporo(m): 4:53am On Sep 22, 2022
lhordspy:
Your head is paining you?

If you are taking out states from the North and south west which Obi cant get 25% for sure. How many state will be left for him to get 25%.

Secondly, with the northern state like shettima's bornu, buhari kastina, Elrufau kaduna and tinubu lagos with the big block votes which can surpass all other states votes...in tinubu's bag.

Where is peter getting his majority votes? From south-east and south-south where only bornu and Lagos state 7.2 million votes will cover.

Are you alright? Sir

Bayelsa went to APC in last election - dem forget
Delta state has a decent APC footprint - dem forget
Anambra has a less decent APC footprint - dem forget
Benue is likely tilting APC - dem forget
Imo is likely tilting APC - dem forget


I am sick of this. Please, don't get me riled up. I have lost a lot of respect for Nigerians this year. If Tinubu can replicate 25% of what he did in Lagos during his regime; Nigeria should be on her way to the top. We have oil, gas, arable land, strong workforce down north, a well educated diaspora itching to return home - but yet we have decided to use the internet to disgrace ourselves. How is Peter Obi a better candidate than Tinubu, and why should anyone even consider Atiku Abubakar if they truly have Nigeria at heart. Buhari and Atiku are not only of the same ethnic descent but also religion.

You complain of muslim-muslim ticket but Tinubu's wife is a Christian, not a professing Christian like most of us - a practicing Christian. Can Peter Obi compare to Tinubu when it comes to cosmopolitanism; Tinubu and Atiku have better records when it comes to "One Nigeria".

ARLD (liver disease) is caused by Alcohol. Car accidents are caused by alcohol, rape, wife beating, violence, recklessness are correlated with alcohol. Some men have drowned along with their wives and children's in the beer parlor. Peter Obi's largest investment is in Alcohol. Alcohol abuse is rife among teenagers. Girls are disvirgined against their wishes in colleges like nobody's business using alcohol as an incapacitator but you want to vote Peter Obi - so he can build beer refineries against oil refineries and promote prostitution and all sort of vices that follow alcohol.

Abeg, Abeg I can write 5 pages on why Peter Obi should be ignored, vilified for daring to seek the Presidency.
Family / Re: My Brothers Wife Sends Him on errands.. please help by Elporo(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2022
GeneralOjukwu:
Is your brother named Greenback?

He was asking me if he should starch his babe's massive panties before ironing last time we went to eat peppersoup

Romance / Re: Why Is It That Almost All Nigerian Girls Are H*es??? by Elporo(m): 1:27am On Sep 21, 2022
Ronaldo723:


A girl that I thought was a good girl a virgin for that matter only in a space of one month that we didn't see carry virginity wey she suppose carry give me give another guy chop am chai!! Jezebel's everywhere

Bad parental upbringing. I won't be shocked her mum is sleeping with someone other than her dad, and vice versa.

Research shows promiscuity is genetic. Many families won't let sons marry from single mothers, divorcees, or adulterous mothers or grandmothers, mad forebears, e.t.c.

Many will argue, but the church and tightly knit rural communities are the best places to hunt for a wife. The younger the better. Argue with Regina Daniels and her two heirs. grin While Ned makes fun of "she must have handwork" men. Tell me; for Nigeria - Olosho no be handwork?
Romance / Re: Is Sleeping With A Girl Of 15 Pedophilia? by Elporo(m): 1:06am On Sep 21, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Here me out first.
Going by the above statement, we know that sex doesn't hurt most minors especially those within the age bracket of (14-17).

Age of consent (if not married)
https://www.populationu.com/gen/age-of-consent-by-country

Catholic church recommends @ 16 - used to be 14 ish for marriage
https://www.canonlaw.info/a_tooyoung.htm

Sunni Mosque
Al Azhar recommends @ 18 for marriage

If married, the age of consent is null and void. As marriage is contract under the constitution; if granted will supercede the age of consent. Hence, no illegality for a married 15 year old girl having a romp with her husband.

However, no ages are recommended in the Bible or Quran for marriage.
And, the Virgin Mary recognized in the Quran as Mariam, and the Bible as Mary was betroth to Joseph.

Universal answer: It depends.
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Concerned With Women's Virginity? by Elporo(m): 12:53am On Sep 21, 2022
logicalhumour:

I refused to be manipulated. If I must marry, I'll just tell my mum to arrange a sweet 16year old virgin for me. If e pain you, kill yourself.

Politics / Re: Buhari Confers American, Spaniard, 200 Others With Nigeria Citizenship by Elporo(m): 4:31am On Sep 16, 2022
ShaqFu:
I read the title of the thread and ask myself, who in their right mind will want to be a Nigerian? Given the economic hardship and social injustice going on, then I remember Venezuela and Lebanon and I have to admit Nigeria is way better.

E dey pain you ooh ga ga ooh
E dey pain you wellu wellu ohh ga ga ooh grin grin
Politics / Re: "We No Dey Give Shishi But We Dey Share Soap And Oil" - Nigerians Come After LP by Elporo(m): 4:07am On Sep 16, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

The difference is clear

These ones from labour party na individual and those who want the betterment of the nation...just love and care

But you see those Apc own na pure bribe... from Lagos money way tinubu thief

Sorry for your loss.

Travel / Re: Lagos Task Force Auctions Impounded Car For ₦400,000 As Owner Cries by Elporo(m): 4:00am On Sep 16, 2022
chatinent:
While I support observing the laws, this is painful. Besides, there are just too many productive taxes in Nigeria.

Still don't know why this government stopped Nigerians from going to Ukraine to get killed by the Russian meat grinder.

Most of you are dishonest misfits - who only remember the law when it suits your evil sub-realities.

I don't live in Lagos , however - Eko o' ni baaje like your life. angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Harry And Meghan Angry As Their Kids, Archie And Lillibet Won't Get HRH Titles by Elporo(m): 7:45pm On Sep 15, 2022
olamike02:
It's all because those children has a bit of black history behind them. Racism at its peak.

You can't be racist to a Prince. Everyone knows that. Harry just realized this. Without those titles his kids are "commoners" - and people can now be racist to them without fear of the crown.

You think if Archie was a Prince with his HRH title ; anyone would dare be racist towards him. You think you could do it; even with the old great granny gone. You think?
Politics / Re: FG Releases 3 Suspected IPOB Members Arrested In 2020 by Elporo(m): 6:39pm On Sep 15, 2022
Eriggs:

Go help dem sue dem nah, as nah monkey brain dem get wey dem no fit go sue dem sef.
Nonsense ipobian lawyer.

Na SS man be Nnamdi Kanu lawyer now oooh. The same Niger Deltans they called idiots and louts.
No peace for the wicked!!
Politics / Re: An IPOB Member Saw This Picture Then He Collapsed And Died - PHOTOS by Elporo(m): 6:36pm On Sep 15, 2022
Beremx:
For your mind now you are a fine boy? See face like who is bleaching

I hope sey u collect Canoe soap wey dem talk sey Peter Linus Obi share?

You may need several showers to wash off the "failed verifications"! grin

February is coming, but we know you will spend Christmas in Lagos or similar!! grin

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Politics / Re: Throwback : NOI Poll In 2015 Gave Jonathan +25 Margin Of Victory by Elporo(m): 6:26pm On Sep 15, 2022
This is an example of a reputable polling organization.


https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/pollster-ratings/

- Their data is open and available for anyone to audit
- Several analyses have been made with their aggregates. Many of which proved correct.

Someone says he wants to make Nigeria better, but he wants to cheat his way to the top. Just like bringing illegal evidence to the courts.
A poll that cannot provide data on local government elections cannot provide "representative" data for presidential elections.
Politics / Re: An IPOB Member Saw This Picture Then He Collapsed And Died - PHOTOS by Elporo(m): 6:19pm On Sep 15, 2022
Henrymathias:
Your head go soon leave your shoulders

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Politics / Re: An IPOB Member Saw This Picture Then He Collapsed And Died - PHOTOS by Elporo(m): 6:16pm On Sep 15, 2022
Obi supporters and Bingos right now

Obi-idiots in yellow
Bingos in blue grin

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Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Stay Several Years Without Visiting Home For Once by Elporo(m): 3:03pm On Sep 14, 2022
Eriokanmi:


My uncle today is a multi billionaire. Cbn also installed the products at all cbn branches nationwide. Those mocking him back then in America are still struggling with life and living.

Similar story but not family.

Oga japa to US with family... left his homie in 9ja to pursue the American 'DREAM'. Several years later Oga pikin has to apply for federal loans to attend "PUBLIC" university. Oga's homie -(Mr. 9ja) e pikin got admission to St. John NYC; no scholarship .. Mr 9ja paid in full.. still escort pikin come American with e wife. Mr Japa regrets his life. Can't stop telling the story to anyone who cares to listen .. "After all these years in America my child still borrowed money to attend college".

Mr. Japa pikin dodge Nigerian poverty; go inherit American poverty. Some European countries offer free education, Nigerians with American citizenships are now getting their shit together - send to Europe as an American he/she will proly get into a tier 1 university. After graduation .. alele back to Nigeria. Give that kid 2 - 3 years e go blow for Nigeria. Lots of em in FCT, but as FCT be. People we "really solid" no like to dey show sey dem get levels nah until you get close. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya And His Oyinbo Fiancée Having A Nice Time Together In The UK by Elporo(m): 11:53am On Sep 14, 2022
Aaaaarghmed:
Na white woman sure pass na.

Ethiopia, Eritrea, Rwanda, Swaziland (nation of virgins).

I would not feel proud with a white woman. Several African nations have women with superior physical qualities, and they rate naija men.

Why have money and power - come go to Europe or N/A find women. South Africa sef do you ; but their women are just as bad as ours just more attractive.

In the north; na Egypt, Libya, Mali, Northern Sudan them they go. Reno Omokri sef na Ethiopia e second wife be.

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Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya And His Oyinbo Fiancée Having A Nice Time Together In The UK by Elporo(m): 11:47am On Sep 14, 2022
franchasofficia:
My brother its not true. A lot Nigerian ladies are asset. I use my wife as example, she is super hot, classy, have amazing career, well mannered, reserved and so friendly, what more can a man ask for?

Yes I know many Nigerian ladies are painting the goods ones black, but let's not use that as excuse to throw all our amazing Nigerian ladies under the bus.

Does this mean she does not
1. Bleach
2. Wear wigs
3. Apply several layers of make up
4. Is not overweight with a pot belly
Family / Re: Am Tired Of My Marriage,please Help by Elporo(m): 5:08am On Sep 12, 2022
Hadeynike001:
Good day family,please help me am tired of my marriage.my husband's life is being ruined by betting.He bet virtually every penny.
My husband started betting 5years ago.family,friends,pastor and myself had adviced him,he will look sober but at the end he will still go back to it.
He doesn't have a kobo in his account.He earn below 100k but I told him if we plan well with my own little salary we will achieve something good.we have 2kids.
He drop money for feeding whenever he like.He call different people begging for money to feed us after betting his salary away.I love my husband but I don't know how to help him.
I need your advice,please

Where are the MEN who ask why some mothers turn their children against the fathers. Do you think this woman needs to say or do anything to prove to her children? OGA is a dead beat?

Another fool hoping his children will feed him - shamelessness
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Hails Dangote As They Meet In Abuja (Photos) by Elporo(m): 10:11pm On Sep 07, 2022
God1000:
I'm very proud of them, two successful entrepreneurs making Nigeria and Africa proud.

I want to be like Tony Elumelu and Akiko Dangote someday

These men have done more for our country than buhari and APC

Agreed. These two are betting big on Nigeria... big!
Family / Re: Please Advice My Elder Brother And His Wife. by Elporo(m): 3:38pm On Sep 06, 2022
ha ha ... e still come give am another belle? undecided
Romance / Re: Please Advise: I Am A Guy Of 35 Considering A Lady For Marriage Who Is 22years. by Elporo(m): 6:21pm On Sep 05, 2022
Rayjnr:


No old woman you want make him marry, nawa o, take am easy na,
Even the 22 year old will soon look older than him

I swear .. Regina Daniels .. now looks well suited for Ned.
Romance / Re: Man Donates His Girlfriend’s Belongings To Charity After He Caught Her Cheating by Elporo(m): 6:09pm On Sep 05, 2022
Nwatachoba1:
I told my kid sister,never you stoop so low to being dependent on any man,have ur business and make ur money,that way no man will treat you bad,don't ever ask any guy for money

Ask me

If u are done with ur degree and u feel u want to venture into business, tell me..I go find am for you
.. that way u won't be a liability to any man



cheesy

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Politics / Re: Let's Cut Tinubu Some Slack On Irrelevancies by Elporo(m): 7:06pm On Sep 01, 2022
OP becareful. Your fellow fascists won't like that u are a moderate.

Moderates get cancelled! cry

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Politics / Re: Atiku Meets EU Ambassadors In Abuja (photos) by Elporo(m): 6:41pm On Sep 01, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Nice one. It is same EU rushing Asiwaju Tinubu wink

They visit Asiwaju. cool

Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar visit them. tongue

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Can Never Be President Of Nigeria. Take That To The Bank. by Elporo(m): 6:36pm On Sep 01, 2022
dyera:


You don't care about what will happen to Nigeria if Tinubu succeed with his muslim-muslim ticket, all you care about is that Tinubu must become the president of Nigeria. Heartless human being.

Your are scared now. You called our country a zoo, even shithole. Now you are concerned about the zoo? grin

I don't give a hoot if an Amadioha faithful rules this country. If Nigeria must grow we have to seperate religion from state.

Aren't your brothers and sisters trooping to Dubai, Qatar, Bahrain, Oman for work? Una no dey shame.

On this forum men have boasted about sleeping with people's wives - yet on Sunday and Friday they attend prayers.

Crude Oil has not destroyed Nigeria nah religion wey Pastor and Imam dey sleep with members. Nonsense.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Has No Vote For Tinubu – Ann-kio Briggs by Elporo(m): 6:22pm On Sep 01, 2022
Cyberterror:
Ankio Briggs should stop crying more than the bereaved. Jonathan didn't send her to wail on his behalf

How they conveniently forget APC won the last gubernatorial elections in Bayelsa.

grin
Politics / Re: Why Is The Price Of Nigerian International Passport Cheaper For Northerners(Pix) by Elporo(m): 10:53am On Sep 01, 2022
AcuraZDX:
The internet is apparently on frenzy, following a shocking discovery that was made on the website of the Nigeria Immigration Service.

A quick check on the site, turned out that the price of the passport registration and renewal is cheaper for northern states and expensive for southern states.

Is this really One Nigeria?

Checkout below..

Oga give us the link you used. Dey share pictures...

Not ur fault sha. Na dis lazy youths with low attention span be ur market.

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