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Politics / Re: Osun 2022: Governorship Election Monitoring, Live Updates And Results by Elporo(m): 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
Vistra40:


So you still think people are voting party? Many of the people voting PDP now will vote LP Presidential

Unlikely.
Politics / Re: Osun 2022: Governorship Election Monitoring, Live Updates And Results by Elporo(m): 3:35pm On Jul 16, 2022
tamdun:
People no vote for Labour Party ni grin

Dem vote nah .. well well for Twitter grin

I can accept PDP or APC ... never LP .. angry

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Politics / Re: Osun 2022: Governorship Election Monitoring, Live Updates And Results by Elporo(m): 2:43pm On Jul 16, 2022
zealousayo:

How much is 5k? Can I spend it for 4 years?

1200 per year.
Used the change to pay for Okada after u vote for ur conscience in 2027/2028 grin

Awon, I support the current popular thing - whatever it is

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Politics / Re: Why Peter Obi May Become Nigeria’s President By Default - Kperogi by Elporo(m): 1:05pm On Jul 16, 2022
Tutormo:
Just become OBI-dient and YUS-ful to your life by getting your PVC, vote on election day & also protect your vote from BATS or else A ti Ku o!

tongue
Politics / Re: Murtala Nyako Declares Support For Tinubu-Shettima by Elporo(m): 1:01pm On Jul 16, 2022
ZombieTAMER:


Only a potential terrorist will look you in the face and tell you there isn't a competent Christian in the country,
Both in the South and Northern Nigeria.



Suddenly, some people from a part of this country have begun to preach on the merits of the Quota System.

grin

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Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Christians Protest Against Shettima In Front Of Aso Rock by Elporo(m): 11:32am On Jul 16, 2022
walozanga:
Do it with your PVC it's that simple

E be like sey the PVC dey heavy them.

Make we receive Osun results first. E go shock us ... grin
Romance / Re: Reactions As Bill Gates' Daughter Uploads Photo With A Black Man by Elporo(m): 12:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
those monkeys keep fighting in my mention as more black men ,choose white women over their own race. cool

Its an established fact now

White men
White women
black men
chinese/arab men
chinese/arab women
black women

This is the hierarchy .. controlling for wealth. (i.e we are all in the same wealth class)
Politics / Re: APC's Muslim-Muslim Ticket: NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS ARISE by Elporo(m): 2:50pm On Jul 09, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Hahaha.... You are the same phoney 'Nigerian Christian' who have been losing since 2015 while the Buhari/Tinubu bloc keeps consolidating.

Trust me, you will still lose in 2023 . Christian Nigerian ko, Nigerian Christian ni.

If you know the number of Nigerian christians who have defrauded me - home and abroad. when next you meet a Nigerian talking about Jesus Christ right before or after business ... just have it at the back of your mind ; "It is finished" !

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Family / Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by Elporo(m): 12:31pm On Jul 09, 2022
kkins25:

Knowing what a man's family members can do, my father never bought anything in his name. he also bore it at the back of his mind that he would most likely die before her. So, it was common sense to put stuffs in her name. Not everybody comes from homes where two mad individuals marry each other.

I see.

Your paternal family is dysfunctional hence your father's decision to purchase his properties in his "wife's" name (bravo to ur old man grin). You might think this cute because you love your mother but it is still not the "way". I wonder how many billionaires purchased business, acquired bank accounts, shares and networked in their wives' names.

So many ways to use the money which can guarantee your children will be multi-millionaires before 21. Ever heard of trust funds, mutual funds, investment bankers. Especially today when you can reach Zurich with N100 worth of data. grin

If anything is in my wife's name it is her property - as per Nigerian law and she has the right to do with as she pleases.

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Family / Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by Elporo(m): 5:49am On Jul 08, 2022
ibechris:




U are a bastard!
Make ur points and stop being an idiots.

@Arsenate @satandeterrible

ibechris house documents and money are in his wives "ownership", not possession. He said so in a thread sometime ago.

So, what he has is "StandGuard" not "StanDard". Because, winter is coming and his "chi" knows this grin Hence, the dishwashing, pant washing, cooking and sweeping. He ain't got no choice, because what is used to measure his success as a man "his resources" are now in the hands of a woman.

He's the last person you should listen to on issues like these, along with KoboJunkie.

A man with no ego is no man.

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Fashion / Re: Social Media Ladies Show Us Their Faces Before And After Makeup by Elporo(m): 1:14pm On Jun 22, 2022
Fmghewzy:

Wouldn't it had been a logical idea ,to seize that moment and rule the world as well.

The only area women have advantage over men is sex nd child bearing/rearing.

Best cooks ; men
Best hairdressers; men
Best tailors; men
Best doctors; men
Best Criminals; men
Best clergymen; men
Best presidents; men
top inventors; men
top engineers; men
top prostitutes; women
top soldiers; men
top ceo's; men

Men are in charge of everything, regardless of race or ethnicity or disability

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Romance / Re: My Private Parts Won't Rest Until I Buy An Iphone 12-says Pregnant 13 Year Girl by Elporo(m): 1:08pm On Jun 22, 2022
Fahdiga:
Majority of women are like this

In Africa SA, Kenya, Cameroun, Liberia and NGR women undecided

Rwanda, Nambia, Botswana wink
Family / Re: Nigerian Dad Politely Rejects His Daughter’s N10k Father’s Day Gift (Video) by Elporo(m): 12:08pm On Jun 22, 2022
post=114030565:

Twas a beautiful weekend mehn.[/i]

So na the person wey dey make scrambled eggs nd plaintain for for morning be this.... kiss

Does she add *milk*? grin
Education / Re: Photos Of Primary School Built By Udom Emmanuel In Akwa Ibom by Elporo(m): 12:03pm On Jun 22, 2022
osazsky:
Our obaseki is still painting old schools and has been on ekenwan road for 7 years

Edo no be Lagos grin

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Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: Gunmen Bomb Izombe Market In Imo, Raze Vehicles by Elporo(m): 3:46pm On Jun 21, 2022
dryakson:
If this were to be from a terrorist group from the north, the heading will look like "ISLAMIC terrorists..."
Not a single Nairalander call them Christian terrorists.

Hypocrites!

Read the scholarly paper Just and Unjust war by Walder.
Mainstream media around the world is majorly controlled by Christians or their wards; hence all wars (I mean all wars) set forth by Christians are "white washed" as just wars, while wars by Muslims or Christians break away factions are Unjust wars.

The Campaign (war) in Ukraine is considered and Unjust war, when in fact it is Just.

Another paper which can be used to analyze this is the "greed and grievance" model. A nairalander, made a thread about this some years ago.
https://www.nairaland.com/3367854/brief-overview-biafran-issue-recommendations

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Crime / Re: Court Orders 21-Year-Old Internet Fraudster To Sweep EFCC Premises For 2 Weeks by Elporo(m): 3:34pm On Jun 21, 2022
post=114016219:
[b]Lol cheesy


You see teenagers killing and using their girlfriends for rituals, 15, 16, 17 year olds!!!

That's what they mean when they say "Yahoo boy no laptop"!

Them full "Hustle & Bustle" and "Beer Barn" for Abuja. Na Xtacy I dey enter .. I no dey like joint wey too many smallie's dey fall in.
Food / Re: A Nairalander's 11 Years Wedding Anniversary Thank You Soup For Her Hubby (pix) by Elporo(m): 1:36am On Jun 21, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
18th June 2011, it's been 11 years of togetherness and love.
Thank God we prevailed over the challenges and won on every side.

Congratulations ... grin To the husband and wife. E no easy. The kids are looking well fed and healthy. lipsrsealed

Like the man said, all the good women are married.

All we have left are girls, that constantly post pictures of dodo and catfish... captioned: Foodie. undecided

Once again, Congratulations. The proverbial "mother hen". smiley

.... nah u make that fried rice sef. grin

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Elporo(m): 2:20pm On Jun 20, 2022
Slynation:

Now, she's a church goer because she's looking for an unfortunate husband that will accept her for who she is...!! Me...I can only wish her well

What irks me bout these so-called church goer girls is that they block the genuine religious girls from getting men.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Elporo(m): 2:01pm On Jun 20, 2022
phemmyfour:
I was among those you insulted, thank God I m witnessing your lamentation as prophesied

grin
Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Elporo(m): 1:59pm On Jun 20, 2022
koyyess:


Go and join your fellow 'orgly' and broke Redpillers jare.

Waste.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Elporo(m): 1:57pm On Jun 20, 2022
OscarJaden:
finally my prophesy has been fulfilled fellow comrades grin grin

Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Family May Sue UK Govt Over "Illegal Rendition" Of IPOB Leader by Elporo(m): 11:01am On Jun 14, 2022
backtalkG:
When tunubu becomes President he will release him towards the end of his second tenure grin

Programming / Re: Is Lenovo X380 Yoga Laptop Good For Programming? by Elporo(m): 11:29pm On Jun 13, 2022
realunclej:
I need a fairly used laptop as a backup system for programming when I'm on the move. My budget is maximum N300,000.

My engineer at computer village said he has a fairly used Lenovo X380 Yoga at N280,000.

Has anyone used this for programming?

Get a Dell, but not Inspiron.
Politics / Re: Where Will Obi Get His Votes From Outside SE? by Elporo(m): 3:43pm On Jun 13, 2022
AlabiJ:
No loud am abeg. Lol. They're still on cloud 9 right now so that thought hasn't yet sunk in. You never notice say all the Nnamdi Kanu/ipob/Biafra dp and status images don switch to Obi. They're hoping that all the 'animals' in the 'zoo' and former 'f.oo.lani slaves' would forgive and forget their past insults and turn up en masse vote for Peteru Obi na.

And if you refuse to support Obi, they go show you shege and cancel you. Lol. I won't be shocked if Unknown Gunmen in the SE too start threatening ibos without PVC very soon. cheesy Na season feem we dey watch o. E go sweet well well.

The only valuable resource left in the South East, is those yellow Igbo girls.

Thats it

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Celebrities / Re: Popular Bitcoin Lord Celebrates As He Acquire 4th Car In 4 Months by Elporo(m): 3:12pm On Jun 13, 2022
Tissaia:
Yahoo boy

Wey go school cool
Celebrities / Re: David Hundeyin Blasts Burna Boy by Elporo(m): 3:07pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingzeez10:
This is new. So, e no dey portharcourt when dey kill soboma.

Celebrities / Re: David Hundeyin Blasts Burna Boy by Elporo(m): 3:03pm On Jun 13, 2022
Toneypen247:
grin grin




Kindly check my signature below

Oboy, I don dey find this meme grin

mini me said .. never
Romance / Re: Closed by Elporo(m): 2:51pm On Jun 13, 2022
Preshieben:
Btw, Did nairaland really sent this?

Yup, its automated. Sends everyone a message on birthdays. System must have sent out thousands.
Romance / Re: Closed by Elporo(m): 2:47pm On Jun 13, 2022
Sunnymatey:
small bwess only

Some guys like small bwess ooh.. but the standing type.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Harry Absolutely Furious Over Treatment During The Queen's Platinum Jubilee by Elporo(m): 2:26pm On Jun 13, 2022
OLAADEGBU:


I think he's still a prince, no? undecided

He has the rights (birth rights), but the privileges (duties, exchequer, prefix (HRH) - rescinded.

He's no better than his son in rank ATM.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Harry Absolutely Furious Over Treatment During The Queen's Platinum Jubilee by Elporo(m): 2:24pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingozymandias:


This guy never wake up o...

They don't owe him nada

He's waking up... .. . slowly.

He knows the son will suffer the most. Should have stayed in the UK until his grandmother died, his father would have given him anything he wanted. But for divorcee punna grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Crowd As Russian Mcdonalds Reopen - Picture by Elporo(m): 2:15pm On Jun 13, 2022
Betscoreodds:


How many made in USA you have..
.

Rubber and plastic is a Russian invention.

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