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Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Senate Building (Photos) by elRamani(m): 4:55pm On Apr 18, 2019
Lovelyn451:
3 out of 5 professors in ur school are unimaid or unijos graduates...they didn't tell you?

When unimaid was breaking records ABU was amassing land to become the biggest for nothing university in west Africa

I just pray God restores Borno to its former glory


ABU has 3DVCs and a VC, non of them is a product of Unijos or Unimaid, i know a prof in my faculty, Prof. Ismail nd is a product of ABU, there is another prof i know in Intl. studies, an expatriate and another in geology, prof zakari just died last year and wuz ABU trained, i dunno whr u got ur stat of 5 profs in d whole of ABU frm

and whr wuz both Unijos nd Unimaid when EnactusABU wux winning d nationl competition bak to bak?
what position is ur schl placed in world uni ranking?
whr wuz Unijos nd Unimaid when ABU students were conquering Shell ecomarathon competition?
where wuz unijos nd unimaid when china wuz patnering wit ABU for the 3+2 railway engineering program?


lemme jus leave u to ur daylight fantasy of d best schl here

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Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Senate Building (Photos) by elRamani(m): 4:45pm On Apr 18, 2019
chally100:
she is saying d truth, ABU na past glory... Unimaid is better Atm


And i believe Unimaid is living on future glory they haven't attained yet i guess?
Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Senate Building (Photos) by elRamani(m): 12:58pm On Apr 12, 2019
Lovelyn451:
Unimaid, the best university in the north after unijos....ABU Zaria is nothing compared to these two...but boko haram activities in the state has put fear in the minds of jambites and people living in the southern region...


what ar u basing ur judgement on ?

are u okay ?


don't lemme see ABU nd Unimaid in d same sentence again o
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bala Elkana, Police Spokesperson Tattoo, Dreadlock Claims by elRamani(m): 4:16pm On Apr 04, 2019
OmoManU:
What is bad is bad tattoo is not good simple. I'm not in support of the police actions those ones they are idiots but you must say the facts when the facts meant to be said. No responsible human being will put on tattoo especially in the open parts of his body it's disgusting.


i guess you are the oldest individual in your neighbourhood

cuz my maternal grandma has tattoos on her arms and legs she is the most responsible human i ever met


so many like that especially women over 60yrs
Education / Re: Why We Introduced Mock Exam -JAMB by elRamani(m): 8:06am On Mar 25, 2019
ok nah

we don hear what next?
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Returns To Barcelona After Argentina's Loss To Venezuela (Photos) by elRamani(m): 3:08pm On Mar 24, 2019
Hades2016:
slow you say now I see why you are just like messi frustrated and always upset when lose ... Run or should I say japaa just like frustrated messi grin


so in this case what have i lost ?


Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than
sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Returns To Barcelona After Argentina's Loss To Venezuela (Photos) by elRamani(m): 2:18pm On Mar 24, 2019
Hades2016:
so now we type with our mouth on our phones , bro you are frustrated just like messi... seat your ass down and learn


Figuratively speaking man, i didn't know you were this slow

Now i see the reason to stop dragging with you

Be peaceful and be safe my man
✌✌✌
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Returns To Barcelona After Argentina's Loss To Venezuela (Photos) by elRamani(m): 1:23pm On Mar 24, 2019
Hades2016:
messi no wan hear that one oooo him wan da always win idiot player

consider the duo's composure when their respective teams are losing and tell us who gets frustrated more easily and doesn't wanttu lose


some of you will just open that large mouth and sing woeva rubbish song cums to ur mind
Celebrities / Re: Baba Suwe Gets N10m From Rev Esther Ajayi For Treatment Abroad Unclesuru by elRamani(m): 4:39pm On Feb 26, 2019
farem:


So the ones that were made public are Haram, right?
There's still no anonymous donation that is up #10k to the actor.. Every donation is being announced and we haven't heard any anonymous donation that goes with your pious posture

Sigh, some people are a very special breed of unenlightened savages! unnecessary arguements and poke nosing instead of you to focus on your future and shun who donated and who didn't *Smh*
Sports / Re: Chelsea Goalkeeper Kepa Releases Statement To Clear Up Strange Sub Situation by elRamani(m): 2:10pm On Feb 26, 2019
so na only person wey injure coach dey comot ?

dat bastard knew d coach did a tactical sub for d shootout nd refused to come out

talk about when u're overconfident of ur abilities nd d money dem take buy u dey shack u

na y he dey do gragra like Rene Higueta nd Aguero's pk still follow unda his armpit

useless boy, if Sarri no bench am Sarri dey mad

PS: I'm not a Chelsea fan but i hate indiscipline cuz i also play football
Celebrities / Re: Baba Suwe Gets N10m From Rev Esther Ajayi For Treatment Abroad Unclesuru by elRamani(m): 11:15pm On Feb 25, 2019
farem:
Wey our Muslim jammah? Abi everything na for mouth?
This is one of Una o


muslims are forbidden to make good deeds nd assistance to fellow men public, it is considered as an act of show off


how sure are you muslims haven't donated aiidy ?


pls lehz bbe guided
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys In Ibadan Go Into Hiding As EFCC Intensifies Clampdown by elRamani(m): 10:03pm On Feb 09, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Despite the awareness about fraudsters, I wonder why people still fall for them, nawao sad

If you've never being scammed before, it's easy to wonder how people get scammed, you can't be wiser than someone that is fooling you


And Yoruba go day na person wey neva jam beta fight dey call himself man
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys In Ibadan Go Into Hiding As EFCC Intensifies Clampdown by elRamani(m): 10:00pm On Feb 09, 2019
MISTAICEY02288:
When you know you're doing level to make money, why live a flashy life? Why not stay low key to avoid evil eyes watching you... If one has a business that also fetches him legit and cool money asides doing levels, at least he can still show up and be flashy a bit if he likes cos at least, his business will cover up for him and people will think that's where he gets his money...
But when one doesn't have a legit source, why not keep a low profile and enjoy his money quietly...




bia biko, how do you enjoy money quietly?
Celebrities / Re: Davido's girlfriend, chioma shares new beautiful makeup photos by elRamani(m): 11:11pm On Jan 23, 2019
alpha females don't run in packs ?
like wtf ?

oversabi will turn many ppl to mumu
ion understand how u can be an alpha without a pack

those who run alone are omegas and they don't last in d race for survival

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Confirm Signing Of Kevin-prince Boateng by elRamani(m): 1:04pm On Jan 22, 2019
Hermes019:
This is not a good move for me,barca have enough midfielders especially when u consider those coming from their youth team like Alena and the likes,what would Boateng contribute to the team,I don't understand tgis move at all he is going to clock 32 very soon


he wuz originally a top 9, one mumu coach convert am to midfielder nii nd he wuz bought for striking purposes to provide attacking options for aerial crosses, i think dahz one of d deficiencies for barça at d moment, attacking from only d ground has cost dem a lotta games if not 4 Messi's proficiency, it would av being worse,

sumtyms u see d fullbacks moveup front then pass bak to d midfielders to restart d attack once opponents are jam-packed in their own half.


they need to force crosses into the box, if tiki taka no work, wether na striker or own goal, person go chuck head mid-air, goal na goal

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Nairalander Who Escaped Death few Hours Ago by elRamani(m): 11:02pm On Jan 17, 2019
who owns this gay looking uneducated mofo sef ?


somebody died and u ar regretting not snapping him, for what purpose if i may ask ?


whats fascinating in a near-death expérience ?


no worry, d accident wey go restructure ur physical and mental structure dey cum ur way, lehz see if u go get mind take selfies and make rubbish posts
Crime / Re: 85-year-old Woman Imprisoned In Abia Over Son’s Crime. Photo by elRamani(m): 8:53pm On Jan 16, 2019
franchasng:
hmmm....Christian-wise and Godly wise, it looks unfair, but human wise and moral justification wise, it looks right.

That is why Bible said:

Train up your child in a good and worthy way while he/she is little and the child will never depart from that good way even as adult.

When you refuse to train your child to flee from evil and crime, later in life, the crime the child commits will one way or the other hunt you


Bible narrator wehdone o, the bible also said 'judge not, lest thou b judged' how sure are you she didn't try her possible best to train her child in the proper way?


haven't u seen kids do wayward stuffs despite the home training?

pls be guided
Romance / Re: "I Don't Double Date" - The Lie Behind It by elRamani(m): 9:56pm On Jan 15, 2019
DMerciful:
Is there anything wrong if he sent you a pm? Now nobody will send you again before you expose them over nothing


u lie.


i go send am PM
Romance / Re: We Only Have Time For Nigerian Guys – Kenyan Ladies Fight Kenyan Men by elRamani(m): 9:06pm On Jan 14, 2019
toluleke:
So February 15th is election? One day you're having sex, the next day you're going to cast the vote that will determine the future of your sperm.


election is on the 16th egbon
Sports / Re: Can You Spell The Names Of These Players Correctly? by elRamani(m): 11:20pm On Jan 12, 2019
Sincinnati:

OP crown my effort!
What’s my score?

9 is option b

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Family / Re: I Find It Hard To Pretend Loving My Kids Equally, Help! by elRamani(m): 9:45pm On Jan 07, 2019
ZIMDRILL:


let me help you as someone looking into a different culture and nationality than mine

i am a zimbabwean and been fancinated about nigerians as due to culture, attitude, mind set etc

and i was lucky to damp into this forum it give me a rough idea of nigerians culture etc

So it seems like a male child is a very sensetive matter in most nigerians, and you guys you are very proud of family name that a male child is a must in a family

So as for you you were lucky to say your 1st child is a male so, you it was like striking gold. Your brains and culture has more respect to boys and they will carry on with family name so pride in everything is on the male child, this is to due to how you made brought to believe and its cultural thing around you

thats how i see it as an outsider


where is the solution to the problem in this?

or u only wanted us to know Zimbabweans ar on NL too?

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Celebrities / Re: Skales Celebrates His Mother In Christmas Photo by elRamani(m): 11:44pm On Dec 27, 2018
kai bloggers we hail o

so everybody we call mama nw na our mother

biko dat lady in d pic isn't even old enuf to beget me talk more of skales

see skales'mom mom

Crime / Re: Aisha Omolola, ABU Student Commits Suicide, Drops Note (Photos) by elRamani(m): 12:59pm On Dec 27, 2018
Rip o
but no trouble is worth taking one's life


btw, school dey strike nah wetin she still dey do 4 samaru?
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Nags About Fans That Don't Famz by elRamani(m): 6:21pm On Oct 20, 2018
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Crime / Re: Man brutalised a lady after losing N200 bet in Delta. by elRamani(m): 4:41pm On Oct 20, 2018
it z either d man is mad or this story is incomplete
cuz i just lost 2k bet on top stuttgart vs bvb nw
nd i still dey laugh
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Celebrates 44th Birthday With Throw Back PHOTOS by elRamani(m): 10:55pm On Sep 30, 2018
KOLLYPROF:
Arapa lu gan gan

he wuz Aresejabata
Education / Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Universities Lecturers (meme Photos) by elRamani(m): 8:34pm On Sep 30, 2018
[quote author=tetralogyfallot post=71659128]The one that will be bragging that they will set 10 questions n u can't answer anyone. Any abusite that doesn't know mallam zakari 101 in physics is may
we know prof Zakari nd he is no more

free d man after his demise nah

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, His Wife And Children In Adorable Family Photo by elRamani(m): 1:12am On Sep 10, 2018
khvnggift:
The Goat.
By d way I like dat he adidas shirt oh.
grin grin
I tot he was d ambassdor to Nike ??

not in ur wildest imaginations!!!

messi wears Adidas Nemeziz boots (notice d analogy of his name) there is anoda boot Adidas Messi boots, he is Adidas' number one ambassador

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Education / Re: Cultists In Polytechnic Ibadan: Students On The Run by elRamani(m): 10:12pm On Aug 28, 2018
I'm the man who saw the future

when i was leaving this bloody school in 2015, i looked around me and said to my friends, very soon this school will be notorious for cultist activities and killings won't be left out, it all started when they introduced DPP nd the school started getting overfilled, many of these students have being rusticated but they won't leave, what d'you say when you have close to 1200 students in a single class?

The insatiable greed of the management caused part of this! back in my days, cultists only knew themselves as cultists, dem nor born u well make u fly colour as a frat, talk more of causing trouble where Taijiquan dey

But right nw, this is what we have and I'm adequately sure it aint ending anytime soon

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Sports / Re: The Wait Is Over As The Hifl Games Officially Kicks Off by elRamani(m): 2:36pm On Aug 01, 2018
Buhari2019:
I think we have two teams in this competition. Uniben Royals and others. Quote me anywhere


i go mention u after dem trash u
Politics / Re: Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed Dumps APC by elRamani(m): 9:59pm On Jul 31, 2018
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin
Wiz Khalifa It's been a long day without you my friend And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again We've come a long way from where we began Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again When I see you again...

charlie puth sang dat chorus my friend
don't confuse d gullible
Politics / Re: Photos From Ekiti PDP Governorship Campaign Rally 2018 by elRamani(m): 11:22pm On Jul 06, 2018
domack99:


They are my brother, just that the level of social media report here in the south due to level of education is high. This SARS menace is everywhere


the chances that you'll ever witness or hear about SARS harassment in the North is 1 in a thousans bro, i'm from Southwest but schooling in the North

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