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Sports / Re: This Pictures Show Ronaldo Is Not A Human by elRamani(m): 7:49am On Aug 29, 2021
Dalil8:


30m no be transfer fee abi?

But nobody gree pay even $1 for ur camp nou dwarf wey be just 34 yrs old. Las las na free dem manage collect am wen he wait tire, see say no other club wan buy am.

Ignorant somebody, d'you even know how transfer works at all?

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by elRamani(m): 3:56pm On Apr 08, 2021
mintyx:
Please, this dude here

Meeky007

Is pure scam.

His phone number are

+234 810 964 1563
+234 908 075 3801

And his account number is

Popoola damilola
0081903596
Sterling Bank

Pls avoid him at all costs and his account should be added to scam list.

Cc
Tabaz


Lol, i wanted to deal paypal with the guy, he asked me to send money first, i was like where and how is that done? My ancestors will not allow me to be foolish
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by elRamani(m): 7:19pm On Apr 06, 2021
bzion1:
Who can withdraw fund from a limited paypal account that have served the 180days jail term..?

76dollars


I can buy it at a rate of 390/$

Whatsapp on 0-8-1-4-8-3-3-7-1-5-1
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by elRamani(m): 1:11pm On Apr 06, 2021
CokeBar:
$1020 PayPal funds Available...



Payoneer needed @ 470/$



Happy Celebrations


Hello, let me buy the paypal funds if it is still available, what is your rate?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Female Undergraduate Does Manual Labour At Building Construction Site by elRamani(m): 1:38pm On Mar 29, 2021
And so? My guy daniel has been chopping site since our 100level days and no paparazzi, most times i dey pity the boy, but there is only little i can do cuz I'm also managing

To my homeboy Danilo, whether you see this or not, just know God won't forsake us, we shall make it big and laugh over these bitter times
cry
Education / Re: University Of Abuja Students Beat Lecturer After Exams (Video) by elRamani(m): 10:18pm On Feb 23, 2021
Ci uwarshi
grin
Celebrities / Re: Cultists Scatter Bella Shmurda's Show In Ilorin (Video) by elRamani(m): 10:08pm On Jan 14, 2021
kenzysmith:
Is it only me wey never hear any of this guy songs? I swear I no joke o I no even kW am just they see him name for net worst still them come still nominate am for next rated

So should we on hotspot for you so you can download and listen?

Rubbish make dem see me

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Mozambique Police Trainers Impregnate 15 Female Police Trainees by elRamani(m): 5:09pm On Nov 25, 2020
kerry57:
Omo, i will like to join as a trainer for this kind camp. These police trainers are better striker than Aubameyang, lacazete, martial, Rashford, Cavani, Ighalo put together. They can only compete with Calvin-lewis. More oil to there EJIOFOR as they kool up in guard run pending their trail.

Who be Calvin-lewis again?
Crime / Have You Ever Been Involved In Jungle Justice? by elRamani(m): 2:16pm On Nov 25, 2020
How do you feel when a person accused of stealing or caught in any other crime is getting brutalized right in your presence, do you join them or watch from a safe distance or simply walk away?

My friend and I were driving around town today and we drove past a NIMC registration centre, it happened to be the place we registered for our National ID five years ago, surprisingly what came to his mind first was the scene we watched right in front of the compound where an alleged thief was beaten to death, coincidentally, we have both been traumatized by that horrible experience of watching a fellow human die in such horrible manner, I have never and would never partake in dishing out jungle justice to anyone, even if i was affected directly by such crime allegedly committed, i don't even have the courage to stand and watch anymore since that day.

So tell us if you have ever dished out jungle justice to anyone, or you cheered the mob on, or you interceded for the alleged criminal, or if there is any justification for jungle justice which often times result in death
Sports / Re: Chukwueze To Join Osimhen At Napoli by elRamani(m): 2:38pm On Aug 07, 2020
dennisworld1:
he is not an attacker but leftback

Left back kor, centre middle nii

Do you even watch football at all?
Education / Re: UNIBEN Final Year Student, Freedom, Dies (Disturbing Photos)) by elRamani(m): 9:07am On Jun 29, 2020
RIP o


But nawa for OP o, saying his worst fear was confirmed, even student wey dey schl dey die nah, whether you go home or stay back, once its time, its time
Food / Re: See The Antelope That Was Shot Dead By My Brother This Morning by elRamani(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2020
Meat


It looks more like a not fully matured impala tho
Culture / Re: Coronavirus: Oba Abdul-Ganiy Adekunle Oloogunebi Appeases Deities To Ward It Off by elRamani(m): 10:57pm On Apr 21, 2020
How this kind story take reach frontpage is the eighth wonder of the world, they are appeasing the gods now for Corona, the gods that did not see them fit enough for a higher institution or any other modern development

If not for the fact that i fear juju small, i for talk say i spit on our Oba and his masquerade head grin
Politics / Re: Grandchildren Present Birthday Cake To Atiku Abubakar (Photos) by elRamani(m): 10:19pm On Dec 15, 2019
Issokay
Politics / Re: ABU Zaria Students Receive President Buhari (Photos) by elRamani(m): 11:50pm On Aug 22, 2019
Wetin u expect from all these uncivilized hausa bimbos? Even if Abacha waka pass, dem go still make this kind noise


Rubbish
Education / Re: FUNAAB Students Plant Trees To Tackle Global Warming (photo) by elRamani(m): 4:21pm On Aug 20, 2019
Dem try sha
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Dumps Queens English For Pidgin Because Of Buhari(Video) by elRamani(m): 4:17pm On Aug 20, 2019
Gbege
Sports / Re: Maguire Calls For Action After Pogba Is Racially Abused For Penalty Miss by elRamani(m): 4:13pm On Aug 20, 2019
Why him too lose pk

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Crime / Re: SARS Officers Shoot 2 Robbers Dead In Igando, Lagos (Photos) by elRamani(m): 4:03pm On Aug 20, 2019
Aye o
Science/Technology / Re: Paul Oloche Invents Solar-Powered Vehicle, Fighter Jet In Benue by elRamani(m): 9:43pm On Jul 21, 2019
Unbiased1:
This is absolutely wonderful. The fact that he knows how to use and connect solar panels to batteries and converter, electric motors etc, what he needs is sponsorship to help him learn computer aided design and 3d modelling because, judging from the pictures, this guy is really good in Art and electrical engineering and if this guy gets the knowledge of 3d modeling, he can start creating better remote control models with 3d printers. The toy industry is a lucrative industry and this guy will succeed in the industry.


solar PV modules make use of inverters nt converters abeg
Properties / Re: Jos Building Collapse: Before And After Photos by elRamani(m): 11:25pm On Jul 16, 2019
hh
Sports / Re: Juventus Will Not Be On FIFA 20 After PES 2020 Partner Deal (Photos) by elRamani(m): 11:13pm On Jul 16, 2019
grayht:


How will you compare fifa to pes?
Graphics, commentary, injuries, handball etc

we know the graphics are fantastic but wot about d players running lyk there is ogbono on the pitch nd not being able to use ordinary direction to dribble opponents?
Family / Re: Lady Dies Four Weeks After Graduation And Few Months To Her Wedding (Photos) by elRamani(m): 10:33pm On Jul 12, 2019
this girl is my faculty Dean's daughter sha, nt trynna sound mean but ppl die everyday, the fact that her demise went viral, i dunno if its bcuz she just finished frm BUK, or she wuz supposed to wed soon,

RIP tho
Religion / Re: Returning Souls Or Body Stealers: Can Dead People Return? by elRamani(m): 11:31pm On Jul 09, 2019
Akanoaaa:




Go to iseyin in Oyo state, you might found one of your dead family there. Life is truly misery, only those who don't understand won't know.


wait did they tell u my town is for reincarnated people?
Travel / Re: The Deplorable Road Conditions of Oyo-Iseyin Road, Ibadan by elRamani(m): 12:49pm On Jul 02, 2019
this same road I'm gonna pass thru on friday?

no shaking nah, i no go die
Crime / Re: Police Officers Extort Guys In Ibadan For Having Tattoo by elRamani(m): 12:52am On Jun 25, 2019
MrPsalmist:
Same thing happened to me in zaria last upper week
The demanded money cos of my hair

whr in Zaria o


cuz i also carry dreads and i no gt money 4 settlement
Sports / Re: Reactions To France 1-0 Nigeria. by elRamani(m): 3:05pm On Jun 20, 2019
Jayhazard:

What would you say about the encroaching in the retake? isn't that a rule too?
It was a penalty, but the booking was a wrong call. Watch closely, Ebere was not completely aware of the French player's presence. Her eyes were fully on the ball, hence the attempt to clear it out.

Dybala's high boot on Carvajal's chest dat resulted into sending Dybala out during their Champions league last two seasons, did Dybala see Carvajal coming?

Refs ar not gods, they don't knw wots on ur mind, they will make calls based on what they see, defenders av to b extra careful once an attacker is in front of dem wit d ball, sadly thats football for u
Sports / Re: Reactions To France 1-0 Nigeria. by elRamani(m): 2:59pm On Jun 20, 2019
OrangeDream:
My question is, if France had scored the first penalty, would the second one be re-taken?. Fucking French.

Fifa rule says if d pk was scored, it will be counted as a goal but if otherwise, it can be retaken
Sports / Re: Reactions To France 1-0 Nigeria. by elRamani(m): 2:55pm On Jun 20, 2019
baiaon:
When the second penalty was retaken was any of Nigeria's goalkeepers feet on the line?NO.So why wasn't it retaken again?because the main issue wasn't whether one of her feet was on the line in the first place or not.It was all about France scoring and winning the match

what a beautiful combo of arrogance and ignorance you av in ur blood? how can u b claiming to av travelled and 'know oyinbos' nd simple Fifa rules u don't know? if d pk was scored, it is counted as a goal nd d Gk warned but if it didn't score there will be a retake, wtf! even my kid brothers know this
Celebrities / Re: Joy Ezenobie Dies: Video Vixen In Davido's Song, Dodo Is Dead by elRamani(m): 11:29pm On Jun 19, 2019
blackaxe78:
“Iku ni i fo ile adun
Iku ni i pa babalawo bi eni ti ko gbofa,
Iku ni i pa onisegun bi eni ti ko loogun,
Iku ni i pa alufaa ti o gboju bi eni ti ko l’Olorun Oba,
Iku lo pa Abiri ti Abiri fi ku,
Iku pa Abiri, Abiri re orun alakeji”



May her soul rest in perfect peace.
are these Odolaye Aremu's lines?
Crime / Re: Lesbian Couple Assaulted On London Bus After They Were Seen Kissing (Photo) by elRamani(m): 9:04pm On Jun 08, 2019
wecreate:
Hello there
Am a 25 year old good looking black guy, i live in lagos and i am so in need of a mature single mum, old lady, or a sugar mummy who can take care of me, and who i can also take care of sexually and emotionally.

Chat me up on whatsapp @08187801321 and lets
Enjoy ourselves.

old lady kor red devils nii

enjoy kee you dia
Sports / Re: TIME Names Mohamed Salah One Of World's 100 Most Influential People by elRamani(m): 5:28pm On Apr 18, 2019
izzy4shizzy:
Lie lie, Mohammed Salah 26
Footballers go enter hell fire first first

U know next to nothing i guess

otherwise u wuld av known diff races have diff ageing patterns

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