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Crime / Re: Bricklayer Jailed For Stealing Two Packets Of Maggi by elsomm(m): 7:20pm On Jul 21, 2016
Kuje prison? That's a blessing for him. Before he comes out, he would have contacts and connections at federal level

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Car Talk / Re: FRSC Car Carrying Luggage At Osogbo (photo) by elsomm(m): 7:07pm On Jul 21, 2016
H Y P O C R I T E S !
Science/Technology / Re: In Taraba, Goat Gives Birth To Baby In Human Form (Photos) by elsomm(m): 7:25pm On Jul 20, 2016
Doesn't look human in anyway. Its just an unfortunate it was born probably with a form of congenital anomaly. The supposed 'human' features are just the bloated head and face that gave it a rounded head close to human form instead of a face with a long snout.

BTW, I doubt a human having romping a goat will result in pregnancy. Our chromosomes make up and number differs. So a human haploid s*x gamete cannot fertilize the haploid gamete of a goat.
Family / Re: The Stress Of Following Your Nigerian Mother To The Market(hilarious Pictures) by elsomm(m): 6:55pm On Jul 20, 2016
grayht:
"Click" like for ur mom.. "Share" for ur dad..

The moms have it!
Politics / Re: Buhari To Probe Ibe Kachikwu Over Oil Swap Deals by elsomm(m): 10:32pm On Jul 19, 2016
Generalkorex:
The Nigerian economy is
'somersaulting' under Buhari/ Osibanjo & his team. Most annoying thing is that there is no visible plan for recovery.
Na so so probe probe probe

Hmmmm...have forgotten Osibanjo exists
Jokes Etc / Re: ACQUIRED POLIO SYNDROME: Newly Discovered Disease Among Nigerian Ladies. by elsomm(m): 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2016
boladapo:
Hmm. All na style.
Seems you equally suffer the syndrome
Culture / Re: Police Station Built By David Okunato In Ondo State (photos) by elsomm(m): 8:41am On Jul 17, 2016
Udmaster:
Y not school or a health center?
You can do that.
God bless the King! Long and prosperous an peaceful may his be!
Culture / Re: Police Station Built By David Okunato In Ondo State (photos) by elsomm(m): 8:41am On Jul 17, 2016
Udmaster:
Y not school or a health center?
You can do that.
God bless the King! Long and prosperous an peaceful may his reign be!
Education / Re: 10 Nigerians That Actually Have Two Heads by elsomm(m): 9:40pm On Jul 15, 2016
Laveda:
9. Augusta Uwamanzu-Nna



While people were hating on private universities, Augusta came top of her class and got admitted into 8 Ivy League universities in America.

She's hot!

1000 watts brightness. Brain and beauty
Romance / Re: Ladies Fight Over A Guy In LAGBUS Enroute Ojota To CMS (photos) by elsomm(m): 9:02pm On Jul 15, 2016
locosis007:
See your life!
Yoruba girls fighting over men since d time of Adam.
Seriously they messed up
Might even be an Igbo boy
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Distributes Aisha Buhari's Food Items To Abians(pics) by elsomm(m): 9:53am On Jul 13, 2016
I'm afraid of Aisha's rice. Hope Abians don't turn to zombies
Politics / Re: Akpabio Condemns The Killing Of Eunice Olawale In Abuja by elsomm(m): 7:35pm On Jul 12, 2016
greatgod2012:
Please o, maybe I missed it. WHAT IS THE VICE PRESIDENT SAYING ABOUT THIS BARBARIC INCIDENCE?

Since the President is mute
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: Igbo Ethnic Bigotry And Hate Campaign Worry Me by elsomm(m): 7:16pm On Jul 12, 2016
hannyjay:
D only sensible igbo man
No. He's a lost cause.
Crime / Re: Kannywood Actress Wants To Marry Yinusa Yellow As He Turns Celebrity In Kano by elsomm(m): 9:30am On Jul 12, 2016
aressssa:
This was a teenage love affair to start with, but like every issue in Nigeria, the usual bigots, hate mongers and evil minded people stepped in to rephrase and rewrite the issues based on their own hateful and bigoted existence..


Good to see the young man out of jail and looking great and the young woman sound and happy with her newborn.


The only losers here are the hate mongers and the low life disgusting bigots including the heartbroken ones already sad, upset and disgruntled in this thread.......

Was the reported cases of Muslims abducting underage Christian girls also love at first sight?

Why are there so many of such cases?

Even if its love affair as u want to believe, why is he celebrated like a hero? Shouldn't they caution him because if even it was love affair Yunusa followed it the wrong way. Instead they celebrate him like he did what they asked him to do.

Call a spade, a spade.
Religion / Re: Christians Singles Having Sex by elsomm(m): 6:54pm On Jul 11, 2016
omogin:
This is a warning to all you Christian singles having sexual intercourse before marriage. The scriptures warn that you flee sexual immorality. Its for a reason. Be patient, get married before engaging in such. God is wiser than man. Many youths suffering for a very long time or those who are suddenly cut short in their prime, contacted marine spirits through their sexual partners without knowing.

I'm having a hard time putting ur profile pix with your post together. Kinda puzzle!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Had The Gucci Shoes Before Now - Bashir Ahmad by elsomm(m): 5:57pm On Jul 11, 2016
PMB made it seem he received alms to purchase his candidacy form during campaign but had 223k shoes?
Family / Re: Why Do Women Include Their father's Name After Marriage? by elsomm(m): 11:04am On Jul 11, 2016
Breadmaker:
same here because i started making the plan of starting a family long ago, I have laid so many blocks in the foundation already under my surname. I don't even know who I am going to form this family with but I am working hard to ensure she enjoy it to the fullest.
Because I was alone when I laid this foundation, I have chosen my own name for it and when she comes she will fall in because two cannot walk unless they agree.
If she's not comfortable with that then she should stay in her father's house. Whoever thinks I am a chevaunist should lay this foundation when I don't even know her, work hard to secure my future and that of my kids, ask for my hand in marriage and pay my bride price and every other payments we make to get a wife and I will gladly take her surname.


Smh
As if she's not working hard where she is laying a strong foundation for her own family too? You made it seem like you're doing her a favour. Like the family revolves around you. If my wife (the future wife I dey eye) chooses to add her father's name then let it be. You forgot that her name does not comprise only of her first name but includes her father's name and which she can simply add urs to get her new full name.
Men should learn to loosen up. Happy wife...Happy life!
While you're laying those foundations, leave a few blocks for her to add so that you give her value and cherish her. Your marriage will be better if both contribute no matter how small and this little is genuine appreciated.

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Politics / Re: Falana: Buratai Should Either Resign Or Be Sacked By Buhari by elsomm(m): 10:30am On Jul 11, 2016
omenka:
Truth be told, this is one veeery tough choice to make given the valour of our troops in the NE theatre ever since Buratai assumed his position.

Indeed he must have dipped his finger in the cookie jar in the previous admin and should be dealt with accordingly, but I fear for what would become of the war against the terrorists upon his removal- like peering into a dingy room out of which very eerie sounds are coming- frightening prospect to say the least.

Come what may, Baba knows how best to handle this immensely dicey situation- one false move and we are back where the Ineffectual Buffoon left us in the NE.



PS: Idiots are welcome to quote me and bare stupidity to the admiration of their co-idiots.

Don't you think another capable replacement might be in the army? Does the whole of NA revolve round Burutai? You don't have to be so sentimental. You almost sound like you were crying.
Politics / Re: Oyegun: When Dasuki Was Sharing Money, He Didn’t Invite Any APC Member by elsomm(m): 11:28am On Jul 10, 2016
So Dasuki's sin was not misappropriation, but his failure to invite APC members to share in the loot?

Does this man ever weigh his thoughts before spewing rubbish.
Fashion / Re: Thread For Black Women With Natural Hair: My Experience (photos) by elsomm(m): 10:48am On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Haba!this is not the right section for this thread,mods should move this to fashion section.


Ur hair is not really fine grin

Unkempt, rather
Politics / Re: Our Major Problem Is Ekweremadu, And Not Saraki- Oyegun by elsomm(m): 9:46am On Jul 10, 2016
Keneking:

Who rules the House? Minority..is that a democratic practise?
So if minority rules, is not a democratic practice. What then is democracy? GEJ, a minority man ruling wasn't democracy. smh
Politics / Re: Our Major Problem Is Ekweremadu, And Not Saraki- Oyegun by elsomm(m): 9:39am On Jul 10, 2016
That is to say, Ekweremadu would have been a saint if only he was in APC. So much for the sainthood of Buhari and his corruption fighters.
When he sees the brown, he will pass over them.

But now, a broom and an umbrella are together?
Politics / Re: Our Major Problem Is Ekweremadu, And Not Saraki- Oyegun by elsomm(m): 9:27am On Jul 10, 2016
Keneking:
Ekweremadu would pay the supreme price for his action - greed and power hungry incorporated.

Even his people would pay the price for not advising their son to back-off during the contest.

Nonsense.

Well said Oyegun

Your hatred is congenital
Politics / Re: Deregulation: Petrol Consumption Falls By 30%, Says FG by elsomm(m): 9:23am On Jul 10, 2016
omowolewa:
Smuggling to neighboring countries are no longer lucrative.

Reduced consumption especially on generators

Elimination of padded data for subsidy scam

Increased local production within the creeks

Reduced purchasing power due to economic hardship.

Very sound and unbiased.

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Politics / Re: Deregulation: Petrol Consumption Falls By 30%, Says FG by elsomm(m): 9:17am On Jul 10, 2016
Tell me dear Mr. Kachikwu, how is reduction in consumption an achievement? Don't you think its because purchasing power has reduced. People trek more now. And also take their power banks to office to charge and return home to darkness. This is shameful
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Speaks Against The Killing Of Blacks In America, Fans React by elsomm(m): 9:04am On Jul 10, 2016
sinaj:
Some people sha


There's nothing wrong with what she posted

The black guy the police gunned down could av being a Nigerian too.

We hear of Nigerians that they kill in India nd other countries evride xo what's the big deal in what she posted there.



The annoying thing is that they only speak up when the case is trending.


Tiwa should have spoken up for the Nigerian murdered in India.

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Politics / Re: Policeman Tries To Snatch Biafran Flag In Enugu Stadium (Photos) by elsomm(m): 8:49am On Jul 10, 2016
nerodenero:
The flags were allowed after a ban on it was lifted. Football matches should not be used for political confrontation. The politicians in Catalonia are serious about seccession, the reason the ban was lifted but how many polithiefcians in the East are truly ready for the agitation.

As I have said, I have nothing against secession but the leaders are not ready.

Are the eastern politicians the only people that matter in the whole East? You actually have something against secession.
Romance / Re: Oluchi's Huge Boobs Cause Commotion On Instagram (photos) by elsomm(m): 8:16pm On Jul 09, 2016
Too much of everything is bad. I actually feel sorry for her. How does she sleep? Backache? The load on her spine?
Politics / Re: Anger Swells Against South-east Governors - NewTelegraphOnline.com by elsomm(m): 6:57pm On Jul 08, 2016
asha81:
Worthless fool. Focus on your useless and worthless imo state. We cannot be led by hopeless and useless people.


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Nwanne were ya nwayoo. How can we Igbos forge ahead with such thoughts against each other as you did above. We are first Igbos before of our respective states.
Udo!

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