princemillla:
It was my first tym on a date . I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat. I searched in my pocket its only a hundred naira note I got . I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks.With my hundred naira note. I bought only 1fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap. I went back to my lady .A smile appeared on her face as she said... "Oh my lovely man how could u know that sprite is my favorite..I hate fanta... Hahahaha wettin u for do if na u

Mistakenly threw it away

99foxxy:
SMH, imagine the shame, Billboard.

That's not a billboard... its a placard

dubemnaija:

I get aboniki

W i c k e d !

blingxx:

your picture got my ribs cracking

I was imagining things..nay, almost seeing things!

unclezuma:
Later we will hear that they are virgins...omase ooo

Is dat like their sizes?

I am not understanding!

Please explain more bro

patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot

Because he criticizes the govt he should be arrested and prosecuted?

I am not understanding.

No wonder it seems only the govt critics are being arrested.

Draconian rulers

sapiosexual1:
First Kerry's visit to Sultan, now northerners visit to US. We know that Obama the elf sponsored Buhari's victory but my dear, Something is fishy.
Baba God pls let Donald Trump win, biko.

Obama is a takfiri practising moslem.

Deceit is their game

Sanusi is fine...no homo

dunkem21:
Agadi nwanyi da ada ugboro abuo ..
...

Aguo ihe o bu na abo/nkata/ekete onu

Imagine advising she gets married...not even go back to Kannywood. So she should be jobless or use the _the other room,_ as her new job?

UndisputedBosom:


Öne positive yoruba i've seen in a long time

positive my left yansh

GlorifiedTunde:
Wow! This is a fantastic one coming from ma Igbo brothers.

Many of you will do better if you just shun hate and sentiments.

This is raw innovativeness. It doesn't work for those who are full of blame and hatred.

Again I say, congratulations to our Igbo brothers.

Talking like a friend... onye ire abuo

siraj1402:
Why all this unnecessary attention since?

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

You re the thief.


Cos u copied and pasted without giving credit

bigtt76:
Absolutely! The man knows the forces he's up to and wants his wife out of harms way ...buh she doesn't seem to understand. Words of an elder it is.

Can't say if you're right or wrong but I admire your line of thought.

So different. I never reasoned it in that line.

You have wisdom.

JackieMay:
I was about to say something.... then I remembered you stay in Gombe. so I just decided to laugh and reserve my comments

Come back here...you must say it

Tinydick:


Op u try shaa ,,,but judging from d pics above,,,,u re not in early 20s .....u don pass dis tins .
If voting re to b conducted ,,,,about d most hamsome bro,,,,honestly,,,u no go reach qualifying round

You're heartless. Not even qualifying round?!

freeze001:
Where is Shehu Garba the defender and interpreter? He should come and do damage control as usual.

See nonsense joke for front of woman wey u go beg for military assistance wey no be kitchen appliances o! Total international disgrace!

Lmao...kitchen appliances!!!

KissChris:
...... Currently chilling with Cossy in the other room

Guy you don dey near grave o

Abagworo:
This proves that PDP is behind protest against the reconsyruction of Douglas Road. This is the best time for Okorocha to move in demolish the market and reconstruct the road. I'm sure the court injuction was gotten through corruption. As for this blog and others I advice you to thread with caution as it is not on any record that Okorocha said he left the refuse to punish anyone. If you get arrested for this you will call it tyranny but why not write the truth.

Why will someone be arrested for clearing refuse?

My Opinion As If It Counts

Allow him finish his tour and then detain him as he's about leaving the country.

Try him. Imprison him.

This way the people that laid for the show gets d value of their money

And the ladies he assaulted gets justice

Will be impossible to prosecute him when he's out of prison?
Can't he be appearing in court on the appointed days?

HERSLEY:
wow come gimme some

Ah jus dey look u.

Some dey ur eyes

Hersley reminds me of Hershey Snatch

Mimidiva:
little bushy is sexy, but under must be shaved na, if not it can cause bruises jare

GBAM!!!

halimi26:
Ngrian men never fail to disappoint with their poor taste in women.Just look at the pitiful way u are salivating over a fat woman

what's wrong and unattractive wt being fat?

And she's not fat

Mind I prefer those womanly assets in smaller sizes than hers.

But hell, I still dig her

Some people!

By implication, the Yorubas do not qualify to rule? These northerners and their mindset.


BTW...I'm not Yoruba.

Just disgusted at the northerner's mindset.

thesicilian:
Lawyers are right up there with the doctors. My top 3 would be
1. Doctors
2. Lawyers
3. Pastors/Men of God

Chauffeurs. They take round to the different shady locations u go to.

Body guards also

Lies upon lies! What do you mean by large molecules of water being broken down to smaller ones for easy absorption? Has water become a macromolecules that needs digestion? Rubbish and untrue adverts.

I just dey vex now!

What nonsense?

OP made it obvious he's advertising. I rushed because I wanted to know what they mean by structured water and met incoherent scientific terms.

And you said the water has oxidizing effect? People should be careful. Such property means it can cause cancer (metastatic cancer cause it will be all over the person's body not localized.) It will also advance cardiovascular diseases like myocardial infarction and many other degenerative diseases like schizophrenia, Parkinson disease etc.

Please learn to use the right words or consult a health scientist to help you with the right terms well unless you actually meant those words

faitheverest:
Good for them.. .congrats babe.
Na so me and my sister go still marry, on the same day! #waitingfortheguys

Can I apply? Me and my twin bro

dimieprincess:
Look out for the haters from North and West poles desecrate this thread because of the cowardice attitude of Jonathan.

Buhari please jail this coward call Jonathan for me, e jo.

Calling GEJ coward is no name calling or insult? You should be banned first!!!

Swollen lips

Baawaa:
But, is good to do the right thing at the right time

Yea. 'tis her right time.

Firstlieutenant:
Dem want buy am with the same tax payers money dem loot

Which they will reloot after buying