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Jokes EtcRe: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by elsomm(m): 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2016
princemillla:
It was my first tym on a date . I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat. I searched in my pocket its only a hundred naira note I got . I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks.With my hundred naira note. I bought only 1fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap. I went back to my lady .A smile appeared on her face as she said... "Oh my lovely man how could u know that sprite is my favorite..I hate fanta... Hahahaha wettin u for do if na u
Mistakenly threw it away
PoliticsRe: Benue State Government Commissions A Billboard by elsomm(m): 1:01pm On Oct 23, 2016
99foxxy:
SMH, imagine the shame, Billboard.
That's not a billboard... its a placard
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peter Flaunts Body In New Pics And Video by elsomm(m): 7:08pm On Oct 22, 2016
dubemnaija:
I get aboniki
W i c k e d !
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peter Flaunts Body In New Pics And Video by elsomm(m): 7:07pm On Oct 22, 2016
blingxx:
your picture got my ribs cracking grin
I was imagining things..nay, almost seeing things!
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peter Flaunts Body In New Pics And Video by elsomm(m): 7:05pm On Oct 22, 2016
unclezuma:
Later we will hear that they are virgins...omase ooo grin grin grin grin grin
Is dat like their sizes?

I am not understanding!

Please explain more bro
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Mocks Oby Ezekwesili: "See What You Have Been Reduced To" by elsomm(m): 6:21pm On Oct 22, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot
Because he criticizes the govt he should be arrested and prosecuted?

I am not understanding.

No wonder it seems only the govt critics are being arrested.

Draconian rulers
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Visit To The US Has Elicited Reactions From Some Nigerians by elsomm(m): 9:13am On Oct 22, 2016
sapiosexual1:
First Kerry's visit to Sultan, now northerners visit to US. We know that Obama the elf sponsored Buhari's victory but my dear, Something is fishy.
Baba God pls let Donald Trump win, biko.
Obama is a takfiri practising moslem.

Deceit is their game
CultureRe: Oba Ewuare ll N’Ogidigan, The 39th Oba Of Benin In His Regal Glory by elsomm(m): 3:02pm On Oct 21, 2016
Sanusi is fine...no homo
PoliticsRe: Justice Ngwuta Accuses Amaechi Of Begging Him Over Fayose's Removal by elsomm(m): 1:04am On Oct 21, 2016
dunkem21:
Agadi nwanyi da ada ugboro abuo ..
... cheesy
Aguo ihe o bu na abo/nkata/ekete onu
CelebritiesRe: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by elsomm(m): 12:55am On Oct 21, 2016
Imagine advising she gets married...not even go back to Kannywood. So she should be jobless or use the _the other room,_ as her new job?
Science/TechnologyRe: Made-In-Aba Stove That Obtains Its Fuel From Cassava Leaf (Photos) by elsomm(m): 11:24pm On Oct 20, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Öne positive yoruba i've seen in a long time
positive my left yansh
Science/TechnologyRe: Made-In-Aba Stove That Obtains Its Fuel From Cassava Leaf (Photos) by elsomm(m): 11:22pm On Oct 20, 2016
GlorifiedTunde:
Wow! This is a fantastic one coming from ma Igbo brothers.

Many of you will do better if you just shun hate and sentiments.

This is raw innovativeness. It doesn't work for those who are full of blame and hatred.

Again I say, congratulations to our Igbo brothers.
Talking like a friend... onye ire abuo
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Said Women Would Return To Kitchen Under PMB, Was She Right? by elsomm(m): 10:53pm On Oct 18, 2016
siraj1402:
Why all this unnecessary attention since?

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?
You re the thief.


Cos u copied and pasted without giving credit
PoliticsRe: Buhari Insists: Aisha Belongs In My Kitchen, She Should Stay Out Of Politics by elsomm(m): 9:46pm On Oct 17, 2016
bigtt76:
Absolutely! The man knows the forces he's up to and wants his wife out of harms way ...buh she doesn't seem to understand. Words of an elder it is.
Can't say if you're right or wrong but I admire your line of thought.

So different. I never reasoned it in that line.

You have wisdom.
FashionRe: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by elsomm(m): 9:07pm On Oct 17, 2016
JackieMay:
I was about to say something.... then I remembered you stay in Gombe. so I just decided to laugh and reserve my comments
Come back here...you must say it
FashionRe: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by elsomm(m): 9:06pm On Oct 17, 2016
Tinydick:
Op u try shaa ,,,but judging from d pics above,,,,u re not in early 20s grin.....u don pass dis tins .
If voting re to b conducted ,,,,about d most hamsome bro,,,,honestly,,,u no go reach qualifying round
You're heartless. Not even qualifying round?!
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Kitchen Comment, A Tasteless Jibe - Washington Post by elsomm(m): 11:50pm On Oct 15, 2016
freeze001:
Where is Shehu Garba the defender and interpreter? He should come and do damage control as usual.

See nonsense joke for front of woman wey u go beg for military assistance wey no be kitchen appliances o! Total international disgrace!
Lmao...kitchen appliances!!!
PoliticsRe: "The Other Room" Trends On Twitter. Nse Ikpe Etim Joins by elsomm(m): 11:46pm On Oct 15, 2016
KissChris:
cool...... Currently chilling with Cossy in the other room
Guy you don dey near grave o
PoliticsRe: Ezenwa Francis Clears Douglas Refuse Dump Allowed To Punish Owerri (Photos) by elsomm(m): 11:32pm On Oct 10, 2016
Abagworo:
This proves that PDP is behind protest against the reconsyruction of Douglas Road. This is the best time for Okorocha to move in demolish the market and reconstruct the road. I'm sure the court injuction was gotten through corruption. As for this blog and others I advice you to thread with caution as it is not on any record that Okorocha said he left the refuse to punish anyone. If you get arrested for this you will call it tyranny but why not write the truth.
Why will someone be arrested for clearing refuse?
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Smashes Fan's Phone In Kenya (Photos) by elsomm(m): 3:52pm On Oct 09, 2016
My Opinion As If It Counts

Allow him finish his tour and then detain him as he's about leaving the country.

Try him. Imprison him.

This way the people that laid for the show gets d value of their money

And the ladies he assaulted gets justice
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Will Keep Dasuki In Detention- The Nation by elsomm(m): 2:37pm On Oct 07, 2016
Will be impossible to prosecute him when he's out of prison?
Can't he be appearing in court on the appointed days?
HealthRe: Why You Must Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns by elsomm(m): 9:12pm On Oct 06, 2016
HERSLEY:
wow come gimme some
Ah jus dey look u.

Some dey ur eyes

Hersley reminds me of Hershey Snatch
HealthRe: Why You Must Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns by elsomm(m): 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mimidiva:
little bushy is sexy, but under must be shaved na, if not it can cause bruises jare
GBAM!!!
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Goes Braless, Flaunts Her Nipples And Curves In Tight Dress by elsomm(m): 8:14pm On Oct 06, 2016
halimi26:
Ngrian men never fail to disappoint with their poor taste in women.Just look at the pitiful way u are salivating over a fat woman
what's wrong and unattractive wt being fat?

And she's not fat

Mind I prefer those womanly assets in smaller sizes than hers.

But hell, I still dig her
PoliticsRe: Call For Restructuring Of Nigeria: Yorubas Are Envious Of The North - Yakasai by elsomm(m): 11:26am On Oct 05, 2016
Some people!

By implication, the Yorubas do not qualify to rule? These northerners and their mindset.


BTW...I'm not Yoruba.

Just disgusted at the northerner's mindset.
CareerRe: Professions That Harbor Secrets The Most by elsomm(m): 3:11pm On Oct 03, 2016
thesicilian:
Lawyers are right up there with the doctors. My top 3 would be
1. Doctors
2. Lawyers
3. Pastors/Men of God
Chauffeurs. They take round to the different shady locations u go to.

Body guards also
CelebritiesRe: “MET Water”, First Structured Bottle Water In The World Unveils Beauty Queen by elsomm(m): 7:15am On Oct 03, 2016
Lies upon lies! What do you mean by large molecules of water being broken down to smaller ones for easy absorption? Has water become a macromolecules that needs digestion? Rubbish and untrue adverts.

I just dey vex now!

What nonsense?

OP made it obvious he's advertising. I rushed because I wanted to know what they mean by structured water and met incoherent scientific terms.

And you said the water has oxidizing effect? People should be careful. Such property means it can cause cancer (metastatic cancer cause it will be all over the person's body not localized.) It will also advance cardiovascular diseases like myocardial infarction and many other degenerative diseases like schizophrenia, Parkinson disease etc.

Please learn to use the right words or consult a health scientist to help you with the right terms well unless you actually meant those words
FamilyRe: First Class Twin Sisters To Marry On The Same Day - Photos by elsomm(m): 5:10pm On Oct 02, 2016
faitheverest:
Good for them.. .congrats babe.
Na so me and my sister go still marry, on the same day! #waitingfortheguys
Can I apply? Me and my twin bro
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's 56th Independence Message by elsomm(m): 11:59am On Oct 01, 2016
dimieprincess:
Look out for the haters from North and West poles desecrate this thread because of the cowardice attitude of Jonathan.

Buhari please jail this coward call Jonathan for me, e jo.
Calling GEJ coward is no name calling or insult? You should be banned first!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Rocks Sexy Outfit (Photos) by elsomm(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2016
Swollen lips
EducationRe: This Is Grandma Odeba ; An SS2 Student In Kaduna State by elsomm(m): 10:20pm On Sep 26, 2016
Baawaa:
But, is good to do the right thing at the right time
Yea. 'tis her right time.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The NLNG Plant In Bonny Island, Rivers State That FG Wants To Sell by elsomm(m): 7:46pm On Sep 26, 2016
Firstlieutenant:
Dem want buy am with the same tax payers money dem loot
Which they will reloot after buying

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