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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu And His Crew Don't Represent The Igbos - Igbo Broadcaster by elsomm(m): 12:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
Gochu Enwereji is IBO. KANU is Igbo! How do they relate? In no way. Nada!

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Politics / Re: Prof. Steve Hanke Blasts Buhari Over His Absence From Nigeria by elsomm(m): 8:52pm On Feb 26, 2017
Kingsasian:
is president Trump less than 69?

Is Hong Kong in the USA?
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Sister Weds In Abia State. Photos by elsomm(m): 9:07am On Feb 26, 2017
Berbierklaus:
While her brother is in jail? She fine sha
So she shouldn't marry because the brother is incarcerated in a jail?
NYSC / Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by elsomm(m): 8:28pm On Feb 24, 2017
DSoj:
So dissecting a phone is now "Industrious". Hahahahahhaahahahaha.

Anyway, all the hostility either on the side of Yoruba or Igbo's side only exists on social media. A faceless platform. U don't need to go to the East or West to know.
Go to Yaba, go to ibadan, U will see people living peacefully, only the dumbos on social media make it look otherwise.


Lol...what do you understand by 'industrious'?

It doesn't mean running industries but being hardworking. Never lazy. Doing any good thing your hand findeth with great zeal.

So 'dissecting' phones in this context is definitely being industrious.
NYSC / Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by elsomm(m): 8:02pm On Feb 24, 2017
enigma2007:
Good one! Funniest part.. Enugu is my next port of call (wedding things) and i will try that Okpa...I love good food.

Please! make una help with places i can visit...I am the outdoor-climb-that-hill-or-swim-in-that-river-kinda-person. e.g. Historic sites etc.

On tribalism, God will deliver our e-warriors!

Combine the okpa with custard and plenty liquid milk.
NYSC / Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by elsomm(m): 7:57pm On Feb 24, 2017
Michaelpresh:

still can't forget eating OKPa and coc for breakfast, Yummy grin


Bro try okpa with custard or akamu mixed with tin milk (liquid milk) and you will remain useless for rest of the day.

By useless I mean you will love your bed and your bed will love you too. Na so so sleep and lazing about you will do.

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Pets / Re: 5-Year-Old Girl Attacked By 3 Dogs Dies by elsomm(m): 1:41pm On Feb 23, 2017
dominique:


If you read the previous article, the dogs were usually caged and hardly get to socialize. One of them was able to get out of his cage and attacked the poor girl and the others joined. So sad that the little girl was to fragile to recover from the horrible injuries sustained, may God console her loved ones sad

In other words it was her fault that she was too fragile?
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by elsomm(m): 10:02am On Feb 23, 2017
lola024:
These is fun..... I fucking love you Guys....... I can't stop laughing.....

some of you changed the destiny of the story.... some killed it.... some destroyed the story line.... some even ended story again......

I give up...... argaahahaha...... am laughing hard
#LordZero
#Tapdance
#enuk80
ect..... you ended my story

#Fayded.... you tried to make it interesting......

#TrapQueen dearie..... you see how nairalanders change the destiny of the Little Girl in the cave

but is is fun.....

Thanks to you all



I like you and your threads. Love how you react to your audience too

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Car Talk / Re: For The Bikers - When You Suddenly Realize You're Following Too Closely by elsomm(m): 8:41am On Feb 23, 2017
ExAngel007:
I need a ride...

What type
Romance / Re: Kenyan Lesbian Couple Releases Pre-wedding Photos by elsomm(m): 8:31am On Feb 23, 2017
creepsyme:
all these ladies claiming to be lesbians dont know what they are missing, I cannot exchange konji for anything.#$%=÷


I like you
Romance / Re: Kenyan Lesbian Couple Releases Pre-wedding Photos by elsomm(m): 8:30am On Feb 23, 2017
Itannooluwa:
Dem resemble sef abi na ma eye shocked

You get eye
Religion / Re: RCCG Church Abuja Attacked, Looted And Burnt By Suspected Extremists (Photo) by elsomm(m): 8:39am On Feb 19, 2017
Omagago:
Hoodlums, thieves who smoke Indian hemps and the rest, invaded a church and catered away valuables worth millions of naira. It's stealing that took place there please. Do not make it look otherwise

You forgot burnt the church. Selective reasoning and argument. In a way u knew it was extremists but shielding them.

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Health / Re: Doctors Gave Her 10 Days To Live. Now A Year Has Passed And She's Still Here by elsomm(m): 2:55pm On Feb 16, 2017
dominique:
So the doctors don't know the nature of her illness yet they were able to deduce how much time she has left battling it. What manner of stupid doctors are those?

The doctors ain't stupid. God did that which is why He's called God! Praise Him.
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Dolphin Caught In Brass, Bayelsa State by elsomm(m): 11:26pm On Feb 13, 2017
omowolewa:
Dolphin, the nice fish is eaten already.

Dolphin's not a fish. Its a mammal like me and you.

So sad. Lovely creatures of the deep!
Business / Re: 5 Reasons Why The Igbo Man Succeeds In Business by elsomm(m): 10:40pm On Feb 12, 2017
engrchykae:
from HEBREW to HABIRU to IBRU to IBO,igbo is a derogatory name forced on us by the Bini slave hunters.

So what's the original name
Business / Re: 5 Reasons Why The Igbo Man Succeeds In Business by elsomm(m): 10:10pm On Feb 12, 2017
sweerychick:
what you talking about, I'm proud igbo all the time, not IPOB though.. Every tribe has its own fair share of bad people, no tribe is perfect.

Chioma bu afam ( good God)

Literal translation.

But if you want deep meaning...its Goodluck. Good fate. One who things will always work out in his or her favour....I nwere chi oma!
Business / Re: 5 Reasons Why The Igbo Man Succeeds In Business by elsomm(m): 8:13pm On Feb 12, 2017
gabazin080:
na wa o. so na only ibo dey succeed for business abi.
i guess dangote is also an ibo man

The OP never said it is only Igbos that succeed in business. He just enumerated some of the attributes that alludes to their successes.

Dangote himself or any other tribe most likely will have something that makes him or them unique in their own way and ensures their success.

The Yorubas are good in the corporate world. I admire that in them. Igbo businesses are more of a one man's show.

I'm an Igboman BTW. And of course proud!

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Crime / Re: Man Bites Off Female Co-tenant’s Finger After Severe Beating By Her (pic) by elsomm(m): 8:50am On Feb 10, 2017
HumanistMike:
Since he did it in self defence, he should not have been detained in the first place not to mention facing charges.

Let's see it this way, if a man had been beating a woman and she proceeds to bite off his finger to regain her freedom, will she be arrested and imprisoned?

The man will be arrested too. Either way, the man loses. This is so wrong. Now the woman is the victim and the man, the villain! Gender inequality.

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Properties / Re: Bitter Experience Of A Landlord Whose Tenants Refused To Pay 3 Yrs Rent Or Quit by elsomm(m): 9:13am On Feb 09, 2017
chronique:
Next time, tell her to use the agreement that reads "fixed and certain". Under this agreement, the tenant is deemed to have rented the apartment just like a hotel rent per night, and is not entitled to any 3 or 6 months notice. Once the rent is expired, he or she has Max of a week to pack out and if he or she doesn't, you can apply to the court to recover your property from the tenant.

Please what is this 'fixed and certain' agreement?
Romance / Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by elsomm(m): 7:24am On Feb 09, 2017
Apple1992:
Please read this to the end, though it's lengthy. Apology for any blunder.

Yesterday me, my friend Charles (not real name) and her girlfriend Janet (not real name) were returning from church, we were heading home, when suddenly Janet, asked Charles to handover his phone to her, Charles. gave her the phone. I and Charles did not suspect or expect any fouls play because that's not the first time she holds the phone and by right a girl friend has the right to see or holds the boyfriend phone if need be.( my opinion)


But we notice when the phone was handover to her , she immediately open the phone, remove the battery, sim card and the SD card, then put back the battery without putting back the sim and the SD card. I personally was confused I don't know about my friend but I think he was more confused than me.


When my friend asked her the reason for that, she said nothing, we were all mute, we trekked a distance when the most surprising and the most shocking happen.

When we got to the head bridge, we stood and look for bike. Janet, pass us and threw the phone into the river. I was like is she mad, what did she find in the phone that got her so furious and if she found anything that upset her was this the right action to take.

charles, asked her in a calm voice why? she respond in aggressive voice "don't asked me any stupid question" the anger was burning in me I feel like devouring the girl or tore her to pieces, how can she do that to my friend now that phones are costly? many things run throw my mind,

I look at my friend, he said we should go, I said to him we should do what? he said let's go. I said to him we can't just live her let treat this girl, he said no. "I always said am the last guy that will rest up my hand on a lady" and Janet is not just a lady but my girlfriend and my lover, so I can't, everything happen for a reason " Charles said to me.

As we were about to live, Janet call us back, hugged my friend kiss him. And I was even more confused. what is it today. Then he open up to tell us that he was tempting my friend to see if he'll rest up his hand on her or embarrass her. But she now sees my friend as a good person who love and respect her.

At the present she open her laptop bag and remove a brand new Infinix zero to my friend which is more better more costly than the techno Y7 he was using.

She said even if my friend beat her up or threatened her, she will still give him the phone but that will be the end of their relationship.

So nairalanders, if you were in my friend shoes, will you act as he does? to me I won't o seriously already i have asked him to give her the beating of her life which he refuses. But now I have learn, maybe if it happen to me next time I will try and control myself. cheesy







is there anything like Tecno Y7?
Politics / Re: 7 Roads Fashola Is Inspecting On His South East Tour. by elsomm(m): 10:20am On Feb 08, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Enemies of Nigeria would rather have the Most Corrupt President to have graced Aso Rock As Their Hero!

Yet the idiotuu shared the money that would have been used to construct those roads with his girlfriend DeziaOTU MaduOshi!


You forgot to mention IPOB
Politics / Re: PDP Governments Spent N2.7 Trillion To Put Nigeria In Darkness — Dogara by elsomm(m): 10:14am On Feb 08, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
It Shall Never Be Well With Jonathan and Its IPOB Miscreants!


You need a psych evaluation. What's with you and IPOB?

Your heart fit knock one day
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Femi Adesina Over Statement On President Buhari's Health by elsomm(m): 10:20pm On Feb 07, 2017
meezynetwork:
How can special adviser on media not been in touch with his employer? Then who is he advising?

The people around him
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: #istandwithnigeria Protest In Uyo by elsomm(m): 10:02pm On Feb 06, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
See Massive Crowd!! Buhari is now afraid!

He will soon Release Nnamdi Cownu!

You always attribute stuffs to Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB. You have a condition...it is called OBSESSION!

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Politics / Re: Some #istandwithbuhari Supporters Were Promised #1000 To Show Up - TVC by elsomm(m): 9:53pm On Feb 06, 2017
omenkaLives:
Of curse there would always be some monetary inducement just like other protests before it.

The only genuine protests weve ever had in my opinion are the SaveNigeriaGroup protest and FuelSubsidy protest.

Read slowly and with understanding.

The post is about people supposedly supporting the APC government.
Celebrities / Re: ‘Linda Ikeji Is A Dangerous Snake’, Omojuwa Goes On The Offensive On Twitter by elsomm(m): 9:20pm On Feb 06, 2017
freeze001:
I am so sure all of this is about Mr Stanley Nwabia who took him to the cleaners. Why did he attempt to attack Stanley first? He couldn't even get it up to go another round with his fellow man he's now looking for Linda Ikeji to use as wedge...yeye somborri! He even has d guts to confirm what would have ended as mere speculation!

Truly washed his dirty linen outside.
Politics / Re: 2face Cancelled Protest: Between Omojuwa And A Twitter User by elsomm(m): 8:43pm On Feb 05, 2017
freeze001:
Now that was epic!!! grin cheesy 'Finish him...' and Stanley did!

Stanley ain't got no chill...me likey! I would like to see omojuwa's comeback, that is if he can 'get it up' though...lol


Lol...@ " that is if he can 'get it up'"

Pun intended I guess?
Politics / Re: 2face Cancelled Protest: Between Omojuwa And A Twitter User by elsomm(m): 8:42pm On Feb 05, 2017
freeze001:
Now that was epic!!! grin cheesy 'Finish him...' and Stanley did!

Stanley ain't got no chill...me likey! I would like to see omojuwa's comeback, that is if he can 'get it up' though...lol

Lol...@ " that is if he can 'get it up'"

Pun intended I guess?
Romance / Re: Man Shares Photo Of His Spouse & Says She’s Giving Randy Men Sleepless Nights by elsomm(m): 8:41am On Feb 03, 2017
Is that her b*obs under her arm?
Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Child Inside Her Shorts And Got People Talking (pics) by elsomm(m): 9:22am On Feb 01, 2017
I like this. The mom's hands are free to do her chores and the baby can also watch first hand what the mom is doing. And if the baby is old enough, the mom could be giving pieces of food to her as they prepare the meal together. Inclusive home keeping.

Kudos to her.

Where is my fiancée? Abeg note this innovation
Politics / Re: Presidency Reacts To Planned Nationwide Protest On February 5th by elsomm(m): 8:56am On Feb 01, 2017
Now Femi Adesina wants us all to face the same direction and breath the same expired air.

Just Negodu!

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