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Culture / Re: A Child's Legs Buried In Benue Over His Inability To Walk As At When Due (Pics) by elsomm(m): 9:20am On Dec 11, 2016
redsceptic:


Did you read the post? You dont see the problem in someone exposed to pathogenic fungi that can cause meningitis, lung infection, skin infections that do not have a cure?


You keep name dropping on numerous microbes forgetting this same child plays on the same soil and is already exposed and probably immune to them. All ur so called scientifically proven practices once were crude until refined. Remember, early surgeons were persecuted for dismembering corpses. But now 2nd year students of medicine are allowed to try it out on cadavers.

So in essence, stop trying to sound enlightened cos you're not.

And those ungrateful blacks that will readily condemn black should be ashamed of themselves. If this was reported as originating from India, you all would advocate for it.

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Phones / Re: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by elsomm(m): 11:58am On Dec 01, 2016
timeminister:
God punish the spirit of wailing...
heavenly truth!

All hail new zombie in town.
Stop drooling all over the place with ur infectious saliva

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts To Data Price Increase. See Reactions by elsomm(m): 10:57am On Dec 01, 2016
Kathmandu:
Op please type the comment and the reactions here


My images don't work again grin

You already deactivated ur browser from loading images
Health / Re: 11-Year-Old Girl With Massive Boobs In Sierra Leone Cries For Help (photos) by elsomm(m): 12:27am On Dec 01, 2016
EVILFOREST:
Sorry for her, just an ABNORMALITY called megalomastia.....

She needs mammoplasty. The fats can be directed to her buttocks.

Will the process make a lasting solution.?

I pray it won't be recurrent
Phones / Re: What Exactly Is The Function Of NCC? by elsomm(m): 9:30pm On Nov 29, 2016
possibilita:
Even Google ask me same question,


Lol! Even Google dey ask the same question. Confusion gadumakwa
Politics / Re: 2019: North Central Leaders Float New Party - Newtelegraphonline by elsomm(m): 9:27pm On Nov 29, 2016
Progressive01:
This is one if the biggest pile of nonsense ive ever read. Shoooo! What are they afraid of that they cant reveal the name of their so called party to the public even when they claim theyve undergone clerance with government agencies??

No name of the party, not a single name of its promoters. So how is one supoosed to take such people seriously? Are they a secret cult group or something?

You seem afraid
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President-elect, Donald Trump’s Motorcade (Photo) by elsomm(m): 7:39pm On Nov 29, 2016
Did anyone notice how beautiful and spacious the road is

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Phones / Re: GSM Subscribers To Pay More For Data From Dec.1 (1.5gig To Be N3000 Now) by elsomm(m): 7:04pm On Nov 29, 2016
One of the reasons stated that "data in other African countries is low-priced".

So I expect other commodities low priced in other African countries to become low priced here in Nigeria.

If not, WE WILL NOT TAKE IT!
Culture / Re: Makeup Transformation Of New Olori Of Ikorodu Land(pics) by elsomm(m): 11:55pm On Nov 27, 2016
prettysolid:
With the rate at which this make up thing has been modified. Some men would end up convulsing when they see their wives or girlfriends real face for the first time


Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Education / Re: 25 Amazing Facts About The Human Body by elsomm(m): 7:44am On Nov 27, 2016
Some people no get glabella again. They haff draw it comot their head
Politics / Re: "Igbo Are The Majority In Nigeria, They Cannot Leave"- Okorocha by elsomm(m): 7:31am On Nov 27, 2016
tuale4u:
The five south east state can leave nigeria if they want, nobody cares as long as no single south south soil is included.

I know IPOB would soon come and attack me with thier usual boring lines listed below:

1. Who are you to speak for entire South South or Niger Delta.

My question to them: who are IPOB to even speak for the entire south east.

2. There is no word like South South in Geography.

My answer to them: words are created by man and nations. Nigeria have created the word South South and it has come to stay. Deal with it. The word South South is also used by the United Nation. U can google to get educated.The word google,facebook,IPAD were created in our lifetime.

3. You are yoruba and Afonja.

My answer to them: i am a full blooded Niger Deltan like Amadi Elechi, Anthony Enahoro, Ken Saro Wiwa, Isaac Adoko Boro , Ateke Tom, Ayiri etc who rejects Biafra. If you dont believe, u can go hug toilet!

4.They will not leave any Igbo tribe in south south behind when they break away.

My answer to them: We dont have Igbo in South South. What we have in south south is distinct independent ethnic nationalities like Kwale, igbanke, ikwerre, Anioma, Etc. Cubans are not Mexicans,Texans are not Mexicans, Portuguese are not spanish even though they share border, history and language similarities.

5.We dont want South South because of oil.

You can say that to a one year old infant. There is low oil price today, all the south east states are currently facing strong recession.

6. Your Divide and Rule wont work.

My answer to IPOB is that they are the king of Divide and rule. Whenever a Niger Deltan speak on Niger Delta issue, IPOB fraud are quick to tell you how Ijaw cant speak for Urhobo, how edo cant speak for Isoko and Itsekiri cant speak for ndokwa etc. IPOB always want to tell us Niger Deltans how diverse and different we are while downplaying our strong simililarities and history so dat they can easily annex us as small insignificant groups.

7. There will be a Referedum where South south will have to chose between Nigeria and Biafra.

This is d most deluded statement of IPOB which can only happen in thier wet dreams. If there will be referedum in Nigeria it can never be two choice but multiple choices. The choice will and must definitely include the following: Niger Delta Republic, Nigeria , Biafra, Oduduwa, Arewa and others. Niger Delta Republic is our preferred choice as south south people.

8. Nigeria is a creation of white man. They want old eastern region back. The people were not consulted before the almagamation of Nothern and Southern protectorates.

My Answer to them: Old Eastern region was also a creation of a white man. The white man did not consult all the various ethnic nationalities in all the regions before they created the eastern, western and Northern region. People were forcely lumped together as eastern region. This is obvious with the Joy of Rivers State and Cross Rivers state people when they were seperated from a dominant Oppressive tribe in old eastern region to create thier own state. Wike the Governor of Rivers state just celebrated this issue last year by naming port Harcout township Stadium as Yakubu Gowon Station.
Delta State including Asaba was never at any time in history part of Eastern region. Delta state including asaba was first part of of Benin Kingdom/Empire before becoming part of Western Region, then part of Mid West, then part of Bendel before becoming Delta state today.

9. In Biafra, every region will own thier resources and pay tax to the centre. South south people should not be afraid of losing thier resources to a dominant tribe.

My answer to them: Why will South South people be comfortable to paying any form of tax to a centre likely to be controlled by a dominant tribe with the least resources, least landmass and almost more than 50% of the resulting population of such union. We will rather form our own Niger Delta Republic and run our things ourselves alone. I think we will prefer resource control in Nigeria than that your dream Biafra.


10. Your dream Niger Delta Republic will not work because south south people are too diverse and different

My answer to them: Divide and Rule in action. Your dream Biafra will be more diverse than our dream Niger Delta Republic. Your dream Biafra is our dream Niger Delta Republic plus South East. However even if Niger Delta Republic will not work, we are ok with it breaking into three or six different countries. It is our problem. Leave it for us. Afterall Soviet union broke into more than 20 countries and the world have not ended. In Summary, Niger Delta people wants Resource Control, Fiscal Federalism or Niger Delta Republic as last option if Federal Republic of Nigeria breaks.



I'm from one South East and appreciate your stance. This is not because I wouldn't want to have 'Niger Delta' as part of Biafra when it comes but in fairness a people should be allowed to chart their own course. I see many people from that region reject people from South East. Even the ones that speak and name themselves according to Igbos from South East. Whatever the reason, I do not know. Maybe it is genuine.

Moreover its good to shed dead weights acting as clogs in the wheel of progress.

Saddening though
Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by elsomm(m): 7:38pm On Nov 25, 2016
Ademolu2002:

It's called manamana in my dialect (Ibarapa). It's more active at night but you can pick it by hand in the day time. Very muscular and sweet snake.

Yes u can pick with your hand. But bro...no eating. Do not kill
Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by elsomm(m): 7:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
AreaFada2:
@OP

This is royal python. That rolls into a ball (ball Python) when in danger, for safety.

Not really aggressive. Did it sense a rat or mouse near you?


Maybe Op third leg was on the move.
Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by elsomm(m): 7:30pm On Nov 25, 2016
africanusvu:
1.This is wat we cal Eke idemili.or ajuani.it is neva a violent nor poisonous snake.it only feed on rodents like rats and lizard.thats why it is always seem around homes pursuing rats.this is d type most african vilages revere and worship due to its gentle and non violent nature.it is cald dif names at dif places.


You're right. We call it eke Njaba

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by elsomm(m): 7:25pm On Nov 25, 2016
Jakumo:
This snake is an African Ball Python, and they are by nature very docile, meaning they NEVER strike at anything larger than the mice they eat.

Either the gentleman who posted this story lost in a fantasy world of grand heroics, or he is puny enough to have been mistaken for a mouse.

Really @ African Ball Python. Thanks. I haven't heard that before.

I guess the name is from the behaviour of the Python when u touch it. It usually curls up like the millipede resembling a 'ball'. As kids then, we will stick in a pole inside the curl and carry it off. When we throw it away, we threw away the pole too. Because it is said, if you go back with the pole, the Python will return.

Its a very gentle animal. Goes for mice and other rodents. Sometimes chicken eggs laid out in its reach. So Op its either you are too small or wanted to entice Lala. Or you mistook whatever it did as an attack.

We also have a song for it.

We are Njaba people. Its sacred.

Though my tender feelings towards it now its not cos of the supposed sacredness but because its such a gentle animal. I abhor animal brutality.

Op u must accord it a befitting burial rites oooo

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by elsomm(m): 7:13pm On Nov 25, 2016
Baroba:


If you are going to eat a snake; skin, eviscerate before cooking it..It looks like a young python, it could be a puff adder ( might be wrong) the skin texture and coloration looks different though..

Its most likely a Python. Njaba species. Njaba is in Imo State. Though the tail end that tapered suddenly and is short suggests puff adder but the body coloration, plumpness gives it away as a Python.

Some parts of Anambra also has that species and holds it sacred too.

OP where did u kill it? I mean state or locality? I really feel bad cos of what you did. I think you mistook whatever it did as an attack. Its a very gentle animal.

I'm so sad!
Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake I Killed Tonight In My House by elsomm(m): 7:07pm On Nov 25, 2016
No nah...this is not a snake. Why did you kill it? Its a Python. Like the species in Njaba, Imo State. Eke Njaba.

U must bury it like a human being. Give it three day full burial rites.

Chai...I dey vex now
Phones / Re: Guy Snaps Himself In A Ghastly Accident by elsomm(m): 6:58pm On Nov 25, 2016
I shame sotee tears comot my eyes
Religion / Re: Excitement In Kenya As "Jesus" Walks Through The Streets Of Nairobi. Photos by elsomm(m): 8:39pm On Nov 24, 2016
I dey shame on their behalf
Science/Technology / Re: The Car Made By A Student Of John Bosco Institute Of Technology Ondo (Video) by elsomm(m): 6:41pm On Nov 23, 2016
Wow...this is great
Crime / Re: 'How Nigerian Police Blew Off My Baby's Brains With Bullets' - Woman (Photo) by elsomm(m): 10:40pm On Nov 22, 2016
Proudlyngwa:
I don't want to argue on this. Just RIP to the lil baby.
Because you have nothing to say
Education / Re: Can I Further My Secondary School Education At Age 24? by elsomm(m): 9:04pm On Nov 22, 2016
Yes. Yes. Very much yes. You can.

Private lessons or better still go back to school

What you need most are Humility and Determination.

Temptations and challenges will come, but if u are focused on ur goal, you will overcome. You have plenty time to achieve ur dreams.

God bless you and multiply the successes in ur efforts big and small
Crime / Re: Prostitute Injures Man Who Offered To Pay For Sex With Egg (Photo) by elsomm(m): 8:46pm On Nov 22, 2016
WaterDrunkard:
How many eggs


Good question

Let's not rush and judge.
Crime / Re: Prostitute Injures Man Who Offered To Pay For Sex With Egg (Photo) by elsomm(m): 8:41pm On Nov 22, 2016
Winnelyn:
i am not understanding isit that the guy holding her bra did not see any other place to hold, see her breast sef, nd her belle shocked lipsrsealed

undecided that guy should be arrested, because he is tapping free current from that breast... grin

Back to the topic i have absolutely nothing to say lipsrsealed



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...indeed you have nothing to say.
Family / Re: Parents In Tears At The Wedding Of Their Only Daughter In Lagos. Photo by elsomm(m): 8:24pm On Nov 22, 2016
Captainbells:
LOL
I'm trying to imagine my mum crying on my wedding day.

Back then in boarding school, this woman would drop me off and ask me not to even contact her! grin

My dad would be the only one crying tears of joy.. embarassed

Lol...strong woman. Soldier by heart

BTW...you make brain. One million watts hotness! #BurntMyFingers
Family / Re: Parents In Tears At The Wedding Of Their Only Daughter In Lagos. Photo by elsomm(m): 8:20pm On Nov 22, 2016
thesicilian:
Nice. But would it have made any difference if they had many other daughters?
WORD! I feel you

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Events / Re: Bride On Wheelchair Weds Boyfriend Of 8 Years (Pics, Video) by elsomm(m): 12:20pm On Nov 22, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin


I know.... I still have the chance to find my soul mate cheesy
All hope is not lost
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Draws Genevieve Nnaji by elsomm(m): 11:55am On Nov 22, 2016
GiaGunn:
It's all about Love grin
All that boyfriends
Yeye dey smell
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: "The Prayers Of Americans Reversed My Prophesy On US Election"(Video) by elsomm(m): 8:33pm On Nov 21, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
[size=15pt]Is There Any Difference Beween Those Gullible Worshipers Clapping and Laughing Away Foolishly And The IPOB Yoots, Who Celebrated the 59th Birthday of the Most Corrupt President(Goodluck Jonathan) Ever liveth anywhere in the World?

Truth Has Spoken![/size]

Some of the TB members are APC members and confirmed Buharists such as you

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