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Car Talk / Re: 7 Reasons Nigerians Will Buy This N160m 2017 Bentley Bentayga SUV. by elsomm(m): 8:37pm On Jan 07, 2017
160-78 = 82
How come the clock is almost half price the entire car?
I smell lies
Agriculture / Re: Burundi: Farmer Finds New Technique For Preserving Tomatoes by elsomm(m): 8:25pm On Jan 07, 2017
glossy6:
We've been keeping tomatoes in ashes before now nah


For real?

If so, does it work?
Agriculture / Re: Burundi: Farmer Finds New Technique For Preserving Tomatoes by elsomm(m): 8:23pm On Jan 07, 2017
Origin:
Scientists o. How do we produce ash on a large scale without waiting for chimney. I want to try this desperately. No more processed food for the rest of my life.

Very easy.

Gather wood. Burn them till they turn ash. Collect and sieve. You have your ash.

It will turn whitish that's how u know u have complete combustion. And not charcoal black
Agriculture / Re: Burundi: Farmer Finds New Technique For Preserving Tomatoes by elsomm(m): 8:17pm On Jan 07, 2017
ziga:
It is great that the tomatoes do not become rotten.

The question is what are the negative effects of soaking food that is to be eaten in ashes

I guess we will never find out, because when bad things happen in Africa, it is because God ordained it. And not that an idea wasn't properly tested before being endorsed.

Ashes from wood usually are not toxic. May depend on the wood though. We do consume certain types of ashes as part if food. Rich in potassium. Research Potash
Family / Re: My Husband Only Sleeps With Me When We Need To Have A Baby by elsomm(m): 1:22pm On Jan 07, 2017
Catalin:
Men love sex, for you husband to suddenly lose interest in having sex with you means that he might be cheating.

You need to confirm if your husband is cheating.

Not cheating. A cheating man will occasionally go under the sheets wt the wife. its health problem
Family / Re: My Husband Only Sleeps With Me When We Need To Have A Baby by elsomm(m): 1:19pm On Jan 07, 2017
daewoorazer:
Before I say anything


Upload ur picture before wedding and after Giving birth

Forget about dressing sexy

Are u Now fat?
Do u have stretch marks now?
Do u wear perfume as a sisi but have stopped?
What has changed?

That's that on your part


Talk to him about his condition and ask his permission about buying him pills that increase libido and strength in men.

Thank me larer

#zanga

I don't think the problem is on attraction. If she's sexy or not. Because if it was that, the man will be cheating on her but the thing is he can't achieve it and is not interested. so its not the woman's fault. even if it were why will the man refuse medical counselling where the woman would hv gotten advice on how to prop up her body.

So its the man's impotence as a result of health and his pride that's the problem. His pride is making him much more impotent than his health.
Family / Re: What I Experienced In My Friend's House. by elsomm(m): 10:26am On Jan 07, 2017
AngelsAndStars:
how often do you have old people's homes? even at that who would foot such bill? she should be thankful they even feed her.

well, they are not really bad because I have known them all my life, trust me. they are just too insensitive to the woman or maybe there's more to the story than I know.

why I feel for the woman is that I put myself in her position every time I see her or each time they act bad towards her coupled with the thought of death approaching. it's really not a good feeling for me talk less of her.

Why do ppl keep saying death approaching...relating aged with imminent death!

A younger person might even die before that aged person. My people say, a na ele osisi kporo akpo nke di ndu esi na ukwu daa. Meaning you might be expecting the dead tree to fall but the living tree will first fall from the roots. Ageing shouldn't be seen as synonymous with death. Neither should people see the aged as wicked people.

Let love lead. I really feel sorry for people in such condition. Our nation has a lot to make well. Thanks OP, I'd keep my eyes on child and women abuse, police and military brutality forgetting the aged. A lot needs to to be rectified
Politics / Re: 70% Of Ndigbo Don’t Read Newspapers, Listen To Radio —imo State Govt by elsomm(m): 5:25pm On Jan 05, 2017
sarrki:



The state Government are far more informed
They have information we don't have.

and who gave them the info if not human beings.... Imo ppl. you talk like govt hv spiritual powers in gathering info. think wt ur head and don't be silly
Food / Re: N1500 Basket Of Tomatoes A Nairalander Bought (Photos) by elsomm(m): 8:08am On Jan 03, 2017
andersonbaba:




my dear, the price of some other condiments that I bought has reduced from the last time I visited the market

Liar!

When was the last time you were in the market? Probably in 2014.
Romance / Re: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by elsomm(m): 8:01am On Jan 03, 2017
stuffsabouttara:
Nobody asked you to. Lmao. If she's okay with going down on you without you returning the gesture, then I guess it's all good.

Compromise!

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Education / Re: Crack Your Brains!!! Name A Country Without The Letter "A" by elsomm(m): 12:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
Peru. Chile
Politics / Re: Rivers Speaker, Adams Dabutorudima, Resigns by elsomm(m): 10:35pm On Dec 30, 2016
sarrki:
All News is wike this wike that

Governor Nyesom can you please work for those that voted you instead of this power tussle of a thing

What you do now will make your people vote you come 2019

Confessions. So u agree he was actually elected. That's good

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries 2017 Management Trainee Discussion Thread by elsomm(m): 9:33am On Dec 30, 2016
slydog:


Check your spam, saw mine there.... If its not there perhaps age might HV been another criteria

You're right. God bless you. Saw mine there
Music/Radio / Re: P-square Releases 'Bank Alert' Gospel Version With Gee Jay by elsomm(m): 7:07pm On Dec 29, 2016
Who get link to download the GRE Jay original video
Celebrities / Re: Freeze: "Pastor Adeboye's 2016 Prophecies Are Vague" by elsomm(m): 4:03pm On Dec 29, 2016
cocoberry:
#SOME WILL RECEIVE HELP FROM UNEXPECTED SOURCES#
MMM

#A CHOSEN FEW WILL RECEIVE BLESSINGS SO LARGE THEY CAN HARDLY CONTAIN#
Olajumoke the bread seller

#THINGS ARE LIKELY TO GET TOUGHER, BEFORE THEY GET BETTER#
Recession

#A MAJOR WAR WILL BE AVERTED THIS YEAR#
IPOB and AVENGER The saudi execution of the shite muslem in January 2016 that angers iranian government because iran is shite. They nearly retaliate. Thanks Chisco82

#GRATEFUL HEARTS WILL HAVE MORE CAUSES TO BE GRATEFUL#
Cocoberry, she's soooo grateful to God !


Thanks and God bless you!

God I'm grateful for the above in quote

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Romance / Re: Man Who Took Sex-Enhancing Drug Dies During Sex Romp With Teenager In Onitsha by elsomm(m): 3:25pm On Dec 29, 2016
jmoore:
Some men sef.. always thinking with their dic***. Sex na food?

I wonder how the obituary poster content will look like.



undecided

Certainly not 'died after a brief illness'
Autos / Re: World's Largest Giant Trailer by elsomm(m): 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2016
avadella:
Wow! That's why I love engineers wink Only God knows how many tyres this giant trailer is using undecided Lalasticlala Mynd44


FTCoin
Lol...never knew other ppl count the tyres under a trailer.
But this one is like a millipede legs
Celebrities / Re: Kenyan Fitness Model, Mimi The Illest, And Her Amazing Poses Got People Talking by elsomm(m): 4:06pm On Dec 26, 2016
pyyxxaro:
Fear nor go let me lash this kin babe oh
Cos the kin style when she go give person
Make person nor go use wheel chair after e don lash finish embarassed kiss
And the truth shall set you free

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Politics / Re: Checkout Goodluck Jonathan's Christmas Message To Nigerians(pics) by elsomm(m): 3:36pm On Dec 26, 2016
WomanOfRace:
Who noticed GEJ as an ex president, is more popular now than when he was in office,more than Dullard Buhaha?

Ndi Igbo turu ilu si "ogoli lua nwanyi aboua, o mara nke ka ya mma". "Agbusi gbaa otule,otule amulu ako".

Nna gi muru gi! Dalu nneoma

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Making Guys Go Gaga On Instagram (pics) by elsomm(m): 5:03pm On Dec 24, 2016
Kingsley1000:
only if the gifts they are enticing her with supersedes the one u provide


It is not always about the gifts nor how expensive they are.

How you treat ur woman is the major determinant.

Respect her.
Honour her.
Adore her.

Make her feel likes she's the only woman on earth...and give her ur time too.

Something as little as an exotic handkerchief or shawl will outclass 10k dollar gift from the other man.

Or just a thoughtful gift especially if u knew she needed such and u just made it available, she'd appreciate it more

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Romance / Re: Sex And Marriage With Robots; Fiction Or New Reality? by elsomm(m): 1:20pm On Dec 23, 2016
buygala:
As long as they won't force/insinuate it on us the same way they are trying to force the whole sick gay thing on usundecided


They can generate their orgasms from a nuclear reactor for all I care undecided

But as for me......


#istandwithBisi'swarm,narrowandwetvagina cool

lmao @ generating orgasm from nuclear reactor! That's gonna be endless
Politics / Re: Police To Patrol On Smart Motorbikes In Anambra - Pictures by elsomm(m): 2:41pm On Dec 21, 2016
vani86:


He is not doing nonsense. He just commissioned a Christmas tree

I laughed and cried. I'm from Imo state

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Type Of Job(s) Will You Like To Do For Free? by elsomm(m): 10:23am On Dec 20, 2016
Being a Chef
Pets / Re: A Curvy Woman And Her Pet Cat Cooking (Photo) by elsomm(m): 11:25pm On Dec 19, 2016
She's got pussy front and back
Politics / Re: The Female Suicide Bomber Who Was Caught In Borno Today (Photos) by elsomm(m): 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
Talk2Bella:
where's the bomb
very fine girl chai
Wash and make her up. She'd win a beauty pageant

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Politics / Re: The Female Suicide Bomber Who Was Caught In Borno Today (Photos) by elsomm(m): 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2016
The girl is very beautiful. Such lips and nose and eyes for waste. Thank there is a chance to propagate her genes!

Her color too is fine
Celebrities / Re: Singer Flavour On Daddy Duties With Second Daughter, Sophia [PICS] by elsomm(m): 6:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
Maisuya1:
which one be dady duty. I thought I will see him changing dipers, feeding the child or some'ing!
I was disappointed too
Culture / Re: A Child's Legs Buried In Benue Over His Inability To Walk As At When Due (Pics) by elsomm(m): 9:33am On Dec 11, 2016
kedunaija:
this sort of practices is really funny. i thank God know body did that sort of things to me
http://dailygists.com.ng
http://dailytrend.com.ng


call ur mom 1st
Culture / Re: A Child's Legs Buried In Benue Over His Inability To Walk As At When Due (Pics) by elsomm(m): 9:30am On Dec 11, 2016
ndcide:

What about circumcision. Based on this quote.
I think you should stick to your limited knowledge.

Thank you. He's really limited but thinks he's wise

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