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Events / Re: Bestman Proposes To His Girlfriend At His Friend's Wedding. PICS by elsomm(m): 3:11pm On Nov 21, 2016
Atiku2019:
Lady in the 4th pix too much exposure smiley

That's y they never propose to her
Crime / Re: 2,000 Nigerians Dying In Chinese Prisons by elsomm(m): 2:59pm On Nov 21, 2016
OsuIbo:
This number is underestimated. I reckon that the number of these people in the Thai, Chinese, Indian, Indonesian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Singaporean and South Africa Prison, awaiting death sentences for Cocaine Trafficking and Drug related offences, is in the excess of 1Million.

The proclivity of these people toward crime is second to none. The predisposition of these people toward making dirty money through illegitimate means is unrivaled. These people are the only one soiling the image of this country.

I am sick and tired of these people. Infact, I am sad

Wouldn't ur life be made better if you support them to leave Nigeria and found their own Nation?
Politics / Re: Militants From Mali, Libya Infiltrating Herders – Buhari by elsomm(m): 1:58pm On Nov 21, 2016
littlewonders:
This man is an uneatable cow!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Politics / Re: Calls For Jonathan’s Return In Sokoto Show Buhari Has Been Rejected - Group by elsomm(m): 11:37am On Nov 19, 2016
thedarkside:
wait a minute...

they want another boko haram caliphate back in the north,or what??..

i am not voting jonathan,,,forget it...

make the skies fall,make the terrorits rage,make naira become 5000nairas to the dollar..

i am still not voting jonathan...never again.. angry

But will u vote Buhari?
Food / Re: Policemen Pack Onions With Their Helmets In Kogi (Photos) by elsomm(m): 11:20am On Nov 19, 2016
Bujumbura:
Boy take this because you deserve it


That pix....that combo.... salivating!

Choi!
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: FG Wins Case As Malami Heads To U.S. Next Week For Repatriation by elsomm(m): 11:02am On Nov 19, 2016
banki:
So we are not happy that some money will be returned?
All because we hate buhari?
Then we come back and scream recession!

Bloody enemies

Is not that my brother. We are just confused since Abacha was never corrupt and therefore never stole.

Please help clarify this issue.

Thank you
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: FG Wins Case As Malami Heads To U.S. Next Week For Repatriation by elsomm(m): 10:57am On Nov 19, 2016
brainpulse:
Good work Buhari. What the ineffectual buffon the caterpillar and cankerworm could not do, you did. God is on our side.
Bad news to Ipork yoot


Obviously having a brain does not equal having sense @ ur name
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: FG Wins Case As Malami Heads To U.S. Next Week For Repatriation by elsomm(m): 10:51am On Nov 19, 2016
madridguy:
Hope the money will land soon.


Is this not injustice and corruption? Why would FG take the man's hard earned money to run the govt.

I thought Abacha was never corrupt?


I am not understanding
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: FG Wins Case As Malami Heads To U.S. Next Week For Repatriation by elsomm(m): 10:49am On Nov 19, 2016
sarrki:
Goodnews
Then we may not need to borrow then
Wailers please heir your view
But you said Abacha never stole
Politics / Re: END Of The APC In Lagos State - Displaced Slum Dweller Claims by elsomm(m): 10:05am On Nov 19, 2016
Brought tears to my eyes...don't know why but it did.
Politics / Re: END Of The APC In Lagos State - Displaced Slum Dweller Claims by elsomm(m): 10:05am On Nov 19, 2016
Brought tears to my eyes...don't know why but it did.
The man has got word!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Receives A Heroes Welcome In Sokoto. Photos by elsomm(m): 7:19am On Nov 19, 2016
Progressive01:
The working mechanism of the minds of the children of hate and anger is something even the shrewdest shrink in the world would find utterly mystifying.

These were the same people that insisted "ab¤kis" (a derogatory term they use when referring to Northerners) HATE southerners, especially the Ineffectual Buffoon. Yet, now, they tell us the same "ab¤kis" gave the IB a "hero's welcome", that he is "loved by all". cheesy

Are we then to assume they were just living up to their character as pathological liars and hate mongers?

Good to see the Ab¤kis making their haters eat their own shiit. Haters who would go as far as "stonning their mother" if she "took a picture with Buhari".

It is well with Nigeria.

Long live the Republic, and death to all her enemies. smiley

Maybe the Ab.kis have married two wives and determined which is better.

Ikuku kuo, ahu ike okuko

When the wind blows, then people may see the rump of the chicken
Politics / Re: Jonathan Receives A Heroes Welcome In Sokoto. Photos by elsomm(m): 7:15am On Nov 19, 2016
sarrki:
Hmmm

A one eye man in the land of the blind is a king


Hero ko Heineken ni


This man failed our heroes past

Failed in our time

FAiled the future generations

N some blind mofos call him their hero


One eyed you say? Does it mean your sheriff has got no eyes? As in totally blind?
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Captured In Maiduguri This Morning (Photos) by elsomm(m): 10:54pm On Nov 18, 2016
Emassive:
Also remember allah is not GOD as there is no where in the quran it was called GOD.


For real?
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Captured In Maiduguri This Morning (Photos) by elsomm(m): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2016
Johnbosco77:


did he mention any religion.
#GuiltyConscience

the progressive just assumed what he felt is most correct. and who knows, maybe he's right
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Captured In Maiduguri This Morning (Photos) by elsomm(m): 10:43pm On Nov 18, 2016
mordtonia:
She's thinking about the 72 *virgin* joysticks she just missed. grin
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Captured In Maiduguri This Morning (Photos) by elsomm(m): 10:40pm On Nov 18, 2016
Progressive01:
See what the Zoo army has done to Femi Fani Kayode's friends. Now he's gonna write another article condemning this. gringrin

Now yall see this comment. None, I mean, NONE of his "blothers" are gonna reprimand him for this comment- matter of fact, they'd give him likes!

An individual does something and then they turn around to condemn an ENTIRE religion.

But when one smack them back in the face (for instance, say their ENTIRE TRIBE is useless because one of their tribesmen was caught selling banned substances) they start preaching and telling one how too old one is for things like this.

That is them for you.

These same people have started campaigning for someone from this "useless religion" to become the next president.

People from this same "useless" religion gave their little god a "hero's welcome", which they celebrated yesterday.

This is what they have turned the forum into, and so shall it remain.

So u were pains cos their "little" god was given a hero's welcome.

u must be a bitter soul
Education / Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by elsomm(m): 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2016
Gofwane:
can it also be used to spray agbada?


Impossicant!

Na where Africa originality pass oyibo
Science/Technology / Re: What Would You Do If You Saw This Snake At Your Door? by elsomm(m): 9:40am On Nov 16, 2016
slick04:

lol....don't know why i find this really funny, but don't try it o. before your hand touches the tail, it's head would have touched your hand( hope you understand)

Lol...I do brother. Might end up holding the head instead.

Was joking
Politics / Re: #BuhariMustGo Trends On Twitter by elsomm(m): 8:41am On Nov 16, 2016
richidinho:
MY FATHER LOST HIS JOB IN 1984, AM THREATENED AGAIN WITH THE SAME OPTION, DID GOD CREATE BUHARI TO PUNISH MY FAMILY?


EPIC!!! grin grin grin grin

So sad
Science/Technology / Re: What Would You Do If You Saw This Snake At Your Door? by elsomm(m): 9:27pm On Nov 15, 2016
I'd sneak in on it. Hold it by the tail and run round the house dragging backwards on the soil

Yes...I'd do that
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Buhari As Trump Names Cabinet Members Ahead Of Swearing-in by elsomm(m): 1:57pm On Nov 14, 2016
nezer83:


What Nonsense, so anyone who criticizes the present govt. DSS and EFCC must go after him with corruption charges.
I tire for some APC Folks.

Guy e be like say u never know how far
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Buhari As Trump Names Cabinet Members Ahead Of Swearing-in by elsomm(m): 1:56pm On Nov 14, 2016
coptic:
Must you have an opinion on everything?
This guy talks way too much!
lmao
was his opinion right or right?
Health / Re: Chinese Doctor Grows New Ear On Man's Arm To Restore His Hearing(photos) by elsomm(m): 11:38am On Nov 12, 2016
WenysAD:
Holy Christ!!
For real? So if person hold im hand now, e mean sey he no go hear well be dat.

Kudos to u Doc......Naija which way?

No. He can't hear from that. The part grown on the patient's hand is the earlobe and its function is to collect sound waves like a funnel and channel to the main hearing organs inside the ear and head.

The man lost his right earlobe and this one created will be used to replace it.
Politics / Re: Cash Inflow Into TSA Hits N 4.3trn by elsomm(m): 9:47pm On Nov 11, 2016
ManirBK:
wailers are not happy with this latest development

You believed without asking, why borrow?
Romance / Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by elsomm(m): 10:11am On Nov 11, 2016
durentsneh:
grin nà so. She must chop at least half of the cucumber there

From both ends!
Romance / Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by elsomm(m): 7:55am On Nov 11, 2016
Jenny1010:



waw.. this look good. am already salivating

Indeed....salivating from your center of gravity down below
Politics / Re: Audu Ogbeh: "Us-Based Nigerians Can Return If Trump Makes Life Difficult" by elsomm(m): 7:17am On Nov 11, 2016
bbmpin:
Trump will go on to become the most hated president in American history!

He will be impeached and kicked out of office in a year, i Ain't Tb "clown" Joshua just stating basic reasoning!

He is naive and was voted into office by naive (uneducated) Americans aka "people that never went to college"

As for those aimless intractable egregious clowns called IPOB, you all amaze me with your "ice age" ideology, how exactly is this clown's presidency supposed to favor you?
Is he going to call buhari and order him to hold a referendum? even if he could(which isn't possible) how exactly is your doomed agenda supposed to see fruition?
Haven't you wondered why its ONLY the "uneducated and ill-informed" group among your people that peach this aimless crap, most of you don't even know the history of the poo you are demanding for! undecided , galling clowns crying for attention #incentivized by foolishness


You really dislike the Igbos...I can see
Celebrities / Re: 16-Year-Old Meraiah Ekeinde Is Growing Into A Fine Young Woman by elsomm(m): 10:37pm On Nov 07, 2016
BitchSlayer101:
She looks stunning but still underage to pose such seductive one like this

Wats seductive about that pix
Politics / Re: Buhari: "Leave Nigeria If You Have Another Country" by elsomm(m): 7:09pm On Nov 03, 2016
sarrki:
On point

Trust enemies of Nigeria to twist it

You saw the possibility of a twist...maybe you have been lying to yourself that all is well with the govt
Celebrities / Re: Prince James Uche Goes Blind (Photo) by elsomm(m): 8:41pm On Oct 25, 2016
What's with Nollywood actors and renal failure?
Should be a thesis research for biochemistry or medical students

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