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Health › Re: Monkey Pox Victim Commits Suicide In Bayelsa Hospital by Elxandre(m): 10:59pm On Oct 16, 2017
NaijasonEzeiru:
Illiteracy is bad. Monkey pox is minor, though it might look bad.

RIP
But the scar will be too much
Celebrities › Re: Nana Akosua Hanson's "No Bra Day" Photo Got People Talking by Elxandre(m): 10:55pm On Oct 16, 2017
Humble assets
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 8:06am On Oct 16, 2017
Gptech:
Yes of course. Take note here is no memory expansion, plus no 3.5mm headphone jack, uses the USB type C port for that, good thing is they include a USB port C to 3.5mm jack adapter with it.
When I see the price of this phone I shock!

But I can't cope with no 3.5mm jack though. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 7:34pm On Oct 15, 2017
Nobody has answered this question. grin

Tell me two big matches you enjoyed last season with Mourinho and wasn't ugly?

What's interesting about football when you can't even hold unto a memorable performance against one of the elites?

I'm probably a bigger Mou fan than many here.
Supported him with Inter and Madrid sef, but it will never stop me from speaking the truth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 10:42am On Oct 15, 2017
People are talking like Liverpool is the only team we park the bus against!

Come and point out one big match we played dominantly with intent to win last season asides the Chelsea match maybe.

Fergie played WELL against several big oppositions and seldom parked the bus.

Stop the Fergie comparisons because it makes no sense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 10:26am On Oct 15, 2017
CapitalCee:
Omo eeeh,if not that you are a man u fan, as you claim, I will just begin to pick the yawning holes that is too glaring in this your post, in such a way that you will stop posting here again, but I will not do that. The only person that puts up this kind of your comment is a Chelsea fan that all of know.
I'm not really shocked at your childishness!
We all know how petulant you can get when people disagree with you.

Stop being silly.
You can't stop me from posting where I like.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 12:27am On Oct 15, 2017
Smh!

Shocked some people can support this eyesore of a performance.
I remember Fergie defending, but only to counter.

He did this against Arsenal severally.

Any honest person would admit this performance today was shitt! I mean we had just a shot on target vs 'liverpool'. Not the Gerrard era Liverpool, but this very average side.

Be sincere, when was the last time you enjoyed a big united match?
Last season, our match vs Liverpool and several others was just as drab!

There's no way you can become an era defining team when you can't even come out to play vs mid strength teams.

I was really furious after the match because it was an embarrassing performance.


Some keep saying Fergie parked the bus vs Barcelona, as if Liverpool is Barca.
Barca might have been in crisis during that period, but that has never affected their ability to dominate a match from start to finish, especially United of around 2008 that couldn't survive against any team that could hold possession.
Was it not almost the same set of players which became destructive the following year with Guardiola?

Comparing this present Liverpool to that team is just hilarious!

I also see People talking of United parking the bus against Liverpool in 07 or so.
If you compare Benitez' Liverpool which was feared in Europe to the pussy cats masquerading as reds under Klopp, you have a problem.
Celebrities › Re: Police Investigation Wouldn't Be Based On Davido's CCTV Footage - Tagbo's Friend by Elxandre(m): 9:32am On Oct 14, 2017
crackerspub:
Davido might be innocent but to be frank, Davido is not a friend to the deceased if they really dump his body in the hospital.



Anyway what the fvck will a 35-year-old doing with a 24 year at the first place undecided



I blame the deceased, someone at that age suppose to focus on his wife and kids not moving with a kid like Davido huh
Lol.
What do you expect someone to do in Nigeria if you get tangled in such a situation?
Dead body in your possession in a superstitious country.
People will say you did rituals with your friend because you are rich etc.
Nigerians that don't believe in natural death without any sneaky causes.

They had to find a way to get rid of him at all costs.

The sad thing is their reckless life led them here.
Career › Re: How To Make Your Dreams Come True by Elxandre(m): 5:23pm On Oct 08, 2017
Nice thread.
But when you are focused on a particular goal neglecting alternatives, some other motivational speakers will term you "tunnel visioned" grin

Napoleon hill advised one to burn all bridges and follow your dream, but many years later Warren Buffet said "do not test the depth of the river with both feet".

My point is life is more complex than compassed journeys.
People will achieve their goals by being daring, some will ruin their life with same.
Some will achieve their goals by pragmatism, some will be condemned as failed pessimists by same.


Sometimes I think Destiny is inevitable, and man just toils for nothing.
Travel › Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Elxandre(m): 3:53pm On Oct 08, 2017
Nice thread.
Wish I have appropriate conditions for migration. smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Is TSTV A Fraud? by Elxandre(m): 10:34am On Oct 05, 2017
Interesting observations.

Forget the decoder cost though.

How much did you buy your MTN sim, and how much have you spent on it?
They'll always make the money back from subscription cost.
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Spends Playtime With His Kids, As Peter Performs In The US Alone by Elxandre(m): 10:44am On Oct 03, 2017
safarigirl:
grin grin

As if the backing of the elder brither means Jack, let the elder brother get his shows if na so e easy reach. Na autotune voice and lyrics like "haba...habatically" you dey use rate Paul....you kuku don't know who a good singer and songwriter is

Why didn't your awesome Paul write songs for those his failed artistes? Peter is doing it big across America, I bet Paul will not do anything reasonable throughout their break up.

Peter has alk the endorsements dear, he OWNS the market, Paul and Jude were just leaching off him, that why Paul cannot get any endorsement without Peter....

No be by using CAPSLOCK on internet, pesin wey know don know


Good night
And you know all these because you're their PA abi?

Chill girl.
Celebrities › Re: Timaya And A Chubby Female Fan On Stage In Ibadan (Pics, Video) by Elxandre(m): 9:25am On Oct 02, 2017
boostdom:
Quite a number of these "erratic impulses" by fans are scripted.

I remember videos back in the 80s where girls literally fainted because a pop star looked at them.
Lol dem Micheal Jackson and co.
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Has An Issue With Olamide's "Wo" Lyrics by Elxandre(m): 9:11am On Oct 02, 2017
klassykute:
abeg wetin dem mean
It means girls who insert fingers into their genitals. lipsrsealed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Elxandre(m): 7:58pm On Oct 01, 2017
slapandfall:
Hmmmm.. Not all the toilets though.

I live in Munich.. Attached are 2 toilets in my house.
One na like that, the other no be like that and I dey shit in peace..
Lol.
Which one do you use?
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Has An Issue With Olamide's "Wo" Lyrics by Elxandre(m): 7:53pm On Oct 01, 2017
Been bothered by the lewd lyrics too.
Imagine playing this near am older relative who respects you. angry
Celebrities › Re: Eva Alordiah Replies Fan Who Said Her Forehead Is Big by Elxandre(m): 1:34pm On Oct 01, 2017
hanassholesolo:
if you have a dick that is bigger than someone's forehead, then check for cancer. That reply was 0/10
Be like na only you get sense here.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reincarnation Proof: How To Remember Your Past Life The Easiest Way by Elxandre(m): 9:38am On Oct 01, 2017
Pain:
Sorry to Burst Your Bubble. Not Deep. Not Smart @ ALL
Not bothered by your opinion. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Reincarnation Proof: How To Remember Your Past Life The Easiest Way by Elxandre(m): 7:58pm On Sep 30, 2017
Even if reincarnation exists, it's totally inconsiquential to our present life!
So you know you once existed in Germany, does that get you a German passport?
grin
Sports › Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by Elxandre(m): 2:30pm On Sep 30, 2017
abescom:
He was. It is a fact. Only thing is Dinho played were the world would see him and with better players.

Is it a coincidence that dinho's light didn't shine until Okocha left?
abescom:
and still managed to reduce Dinho to a benchwarmer for the bulk of the time he was there.
Only that Ronaldinho was a kid then.

Lol
Sports › Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by Elxandre(m): 2:12pm On Sep 30, 2017
wizard007:
Are you saying there is no racism in football?
That's not the point!

There might be racism, but it's sickening when blacks use it to justify every failure.

As I have listed above, an African even once won the Ballon d'or, so blacks have no excuse.
Drogba is worshipped at Chelsea.
Samuel Eto'o is recognised automatically by my keyboard's spelling prediction.

These are blacks with global repute in football.
You people should minimise your blaming of racism for everything!
Sports › Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by Elxandre(m): 2:02pm On Sep 30, 2017
People just keep playing the racism card for everything!
Weren't George Weah, Kanu, Taribo, Oliseh who played for much bigger clubs Africans?
George Weah even won the Ballon d'or.

No excuses. He couldn't make it to the top simple!
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 1:39pm On Sep 30, 2017
princetom1:
No. But immediately it enter naija, if u are in lagos, u will get it the 2nd day bt if u are in another state, u will get it the 3rd or 4th day.
Na to know when e arrive be problem jare.
Well, at least nipost tracking works nowadays.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 11:39pm On Sep 29, 2017
Guys please is China post now showing tracking properly when it enters Naija too?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 9:01pm On Sep 29, 2017
My apps go don pass 200 by now. Lol
No wonder my ram don drop drastically.

Meanwhile, I heard Xiaomi is going to put a 3000mah in the note 5.
That better be a joke, else this is probably my last Xiaomi.
I reject the spirit of power bank. grin
Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva's 55th Birthday Party. Patience Ozokwor, Tonto Dikeh, Banky W Spotted by Elxandre(m): 8:10pm On Sep 29, 2017
safarigirl:
She's 55? I thought she's at least 60...she was acting as RMD's mum in movies back in the 90's and early 2000's and RMD is at least 52

How is she 55 please?
Honestly that's why I opened the thread to check if it's the same woman I know.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 9:52am On Sep 29, 2017
J0nyb0y:
Guys who else noticed this...

I have like 8 apps open and my ram says 400mb left of 4gb..

When I leave an app and return to it, it restarts and dosent continue from where it stopped...

Also I noticed that when I minimise an app like WhatsApp and I open browser, by the time I return to WhatsApp it hangs for like 5secs and nothing responds at times it even says "WhatsApp is not responding. Wait or exit.... It happens also when I share more than one pix to a contact on WhatsApp... It just freezes for some secs

It pissed me off as it's getting unbearable.

Am using Redmi note 4 4gb ram and 64gb rom
MIUI Na hungry beast.
Waste ram pass anything.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 9:52am On Sep 29, 2017
honsule:
waste of Money, the Tempered glass i ordered for 2 of them very small, can't even cover my RN 4 completely. Thank God The seller includes correct Temper Glass for me otherwise, i would have return this one. The Tempered glass like for Nokia phone. Damn
Most people prefer the one you call small. smiley
That full one just ruins the Polish of the phones frontal finish with it's bland plastic.

Tastes are different sha.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 9:49am On Sep 29, 2017
kashman04:
Thanks to oga protein0 I'm now part of the xaiomi family Rn4x.
How do I prevent apps from restarting?
Enable developer settings and turn off memory optimisation.
It will help.
Webmasters › Re: Aminat Olajumoke Ajibola Amiloaded: "Blogging Is Not For The Feeble-minded" by Elxandre(m): 7:20pm On Sep 27, 2017
This is the problem I have with people.
Do your thing and leave others to theirs.

Which one is excelling more than Linda again?
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Kim, His South African New Babe Loved Up Inside A Car by Elxandre(m): 9:15am On Sep 26, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
lol you need to definitely read the new updates about HIV
Update me o.
Celebrities › Re: Efya: "I Have Never Had Sex With Wizkid, But He Dated My Sister" (Video) by Elxandre(m): 7:53pm On Sep 25, 2017
ekensi01:
I no understand.



Does it mean that people who date your sister also have sex with you?
If no not, how come about this?
I still don't get where the post implied that cheesy

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