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obembet:
Let give my CR7 more like here.... Let shows the CR7 fans dey everywhere

According to the highest number of likes.

osamz007:
NA AIRFORCE ONE WORK BE THIS NA


HAPPY NEW YEAR NAIRALANDERS

Wait a minute but who are those that want to eat the thing.

Sijo01:
Right behind you
Compliment of the season to you.

Thanks Sijo.

JaneYave:
No worries, the God that cures all plaugues will have mercy. It shall be well soon.

I thought that the corona-virus is over but the thing seems as if the life can not return to normal again.

OB7Foreva:
In my own case is the girl that is disturbing me for sex, she thinks sex would make the bonding much more stronger

Yes in some cases.

Tcwork:
From the title, I thought my mind would be blown by beauty. It looks more like a well kept government quarters. Quite plain.
Or maybe it's more beautiful in real life than it appeared in video

The church is beautiful.

Beckysexy:
Wow!
Most bbnaija housemates that got married to each other had sex in the house.
Congratulations to them.

The thing is sweet.

HalpyBee:
We all know that the Covid in Nigeria is a scam.
The same set of people that gathered in Shiloh have been mingling with crowds in markets, events, public transport and more.
I'm not trying to support any denomination but what is the explanation to this?
Does it mean that the virus waited till Shiloh before it infected them?

Shiloh where people go to get healing is where people are now going to get sickness.

[quote author=iyatrustee post=9 6668285]His customers don't want any strings attached kinda sex. Mostly big ladies![/quote]My sister; long time.

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Esyy:
SUNDAY

Sundays are usually free in camp.......not totally free but, wait for it!

Today, I've decided to worship with Nccf. Nccf is Nigerian Christian Corpers Fellowship. The fellowship is for all denominations and seems to have some added advantage.


What I meant by advantage is - they promise to provide corp members with free transportation and two weeks accommodation once they leave camp. As we all know, definitely 90% of corp members will be stranded after they receive their PPA ( primary place of assignment) letter.


At Past seven, I stood up from my bed and headed to the bathroom to take my bath. Ogo, my new roommate was busy washing outside and acting as if today wasn't Sunday.

This babe looks like someone who might not be so interested in going to church. To clear my doubts, I called out to her and inquired if she would be attending Nccf service, girl told me she's not cut out for spending 3-4hours in church but she go sha go, being that this is our first Sunday in camp......I laughed loudly at her sincerity!

At 9am prompt, service kicked off with hot praise emanating from the pavilion where corp members were dancing their legs out. I and Yemi who came to my room, hurriedly rushed to join in the service. Today, I promised myself to dance like never before remembering what the Lord has done for you yesterday.


After the praise session, testimony followed and then drama before the guest speaker mounted the podium to share the gospel.


The guest speaker was the person of the chief justice of Akwa-ibom State. He preached about the place of God in all we do. He encouraged us to find time for God throughout our service year and also shared testimonies of how he started from Nccf to where he is currently.


Service was awesome and memorable! After service we retired back to the hostel to take our lunch and get prepared for evening parade .........shey I told you today wasn't completely free?


At 3pm, the bigle blew and OBS alerted everyone to head down to the parade ground. OBS is Orientation Broadcasting Service of NYSC, here in camp we know them with one line of statement which is "Gentlemen corp members, the bigle has been blown, get down to the parade ground now"......... Omo, I so much hate that statement especially when it's echoing in my sleep


3pm and everyone was rushing down to the parade ground. If they born you well, stay in the hostel let those army people catch you first!


Today was my first day of joining the parade! Getting to where my platoon guys were, I quietly moved to the back cos it seemed everyone had their cliques already and were all shouting at the top of their voices.


It didn't take some time before someone asked if I was just joining them for the first time. I answered yes and made way to introduce myself. He spoke softly and briefed me on the ongoings on ground. I later got to know his name as Tosan, a chubby guy from Edo state who usually wears glasses too. Cool guy!


The shout of Appppppreeeeeee tion didn't allow us finish our conversation. The army officer in front has started giving training commands. we were matching according to his commands and once anyone falls out of match he calls that one "akamu" and continues to insult the person.


I was scared of his bants but later found out it was a normal thing for army officers to insult corp members. We all got fond of them and laughing more freely at their bants!


Later in the evening, we were dismissed and headed to the hostel for dinner. Tonight, I , Yemisi and Ogo were collecting our first ever dinner from camp kitchen. We were queued and waiting patiently to reach the front row when a guy started chitchating with Ogo.


Ogo seem to be enjoying the convo while I and Yemisi were the onlookers. Yemisi and myself were beginning to spark thoughts in our heads but then let's wait and see where this convo is heading to.....


Late into the night, we took our dinner and retired to bed, lights went out!

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This is super-story; please I want to get your picture and phone number; my e-mail is emi_739@yahoo.co.UK
I wish you a nice service period.

chloride6:
Low sperm count doesnt mean you can't father a child.

It means the chances are low....

Dont go and destroy your marriage.


You also don't know when the low sperm count issue started. Maybe after your wife gave birth.

However, the evidence points to a cheating wife, don't ignore this, just observe her cautiously.

And that makes the case better because you would be having more sexual intercourse with your wife.

osamz007:
IF THEM LIKE MAY THEM AND GOVERNMENT CONTINUE DEY PLAY PING PONG WITH PEOPLE'S LIFE'S NONSENSE

People's certificate.

farem:
A

Sell this.

U

HerMajestyCares:
Oh I forgot to read about this story



BUT WITH THE LITTLE I READ NOW,


I AM SO ANGRY WITH THAT EVIL SCHOOL,



You mean the school is owned by a church?



THEY MUST EXPEL THOSE STUDENTS,

EVIL CHILDREN FROM THE PIT OF HELL

Whoever the general oversea is should LET JUSTICE PREVAIL.

I FEEL PITY FOR THE CHILD,I pray he gets justice and I know he will.


I thank Jesus for wealth and life.

Even church is a business center somehow.

parkervero:
Is it only one number that one can link to his NIN or one can link multiple numbers?

Maybe multiple.

vickydankal:
1. Height
2. Dressing
3. Lips to know maybe if he smokes
4. Face (to know if he is handsome)
5. If he has a like-able spirit
6. Which will help me know if he is approachable
7. Is he born again and responsible ( Don’t worry we have a way of knowing.
8. Unconsciously imagine if he has big walking staff ( this happens once in a while if the guy passes the above tests)

All the above could happen in split seconds.

The major things ladies look at are the boy (his money); the boy (his) dressing.

[quote author= post=97340835]We said this just 4 or 5 days ago when FRSC came up with how to make Lagos and Nigeria as a whole sane during this yuletide season.

We actually said many people will be arrested, especially in Lasgidi, cos almost 80% of road users in Nigeria are stubborn and actually require some psychiatric test!

No, don't call us prophets, just call us , the Barbecue Experts!!
[/quote]You seems to work with road safety.

Petyprincess:
Glad you are okay. Now I'm getting to believe this is real.

You try.