It's a shame to observe that we Nigerians have perfected the ostrich act of hiding its head in d sands hoping a problem will just go away. Any leader dat d current nigerian political system throws up will fumble. I think Buhari is a different thinker to the kind of disappointments we've unfortunately had as leaders. Lets fix d system. Buhari's ability to carry out the cleansing of this Augean Stable our land has become is still to be seen, regrettably!

Cheap creep freeze... whatever!

oga free d bird ... too much drama in religion.

Usain go home ya mama dey call u...

... this is a farce already. .

Even the adulterous woman in d bible did not suffer such physical abuse. Hehehe church is turning to Nollywood.

U may have disappointed many, but you also gave life to thoughts that lie deep in d hearts of many. Religion, I insist, is a scam. Everyone needs to decide for themselves whether it is good for d society. Morality doesn't comes from religion.

... For what!!!

I like and understand the spirit of Joe's write up. But it's just putting d cart b4 d horse.
A grave injustice was done to a ppl(the Igbos) because of a bloody coup led by a few soldiers who r of its ethnicity. It led to a bloodier war and grave injustice done to d Igbos after d war. The status quo by and large has remained. And Joe wants us to forget and move on. We've moved on but forgetting is not in our hands.

They had no shoes...

And they will be going 'upandan' buying and eating roasted corn and 'bole' on camera... thinking they r fooling their father's uncle. Mtweeeew!

ur mental problem has malaria...

StainlessH:
Women can marry the devil.

Men can marry 'winch'...

Don't we have any law(s) against sexual harassment? No matter where it occurs, it is a crime. This is a true indication of the kind of clueless lot dat populate our law making chambers. Shame. The law is not the problem, enforcing it effectively and sustainably is. This is just classic rehashing. Trying to divert attention frm d fact dat dem no get work.

Just 'negodu'! what is tithe? is dat d name of Wizkid's new trousers?

They wanted to make Jesus king... instead he choose to enter Jerusalem on an Ass; not a gold gilded, thorough bred drawn chariot. Jesus wasn't poor.

If, for example, boss calls me a goat always. I'd simply find d nearest court/registry and effect a name change.

Do ur work well in the office and tell him u have spiritual problems.

Is the roof leaking? If not, be joyous.

jodeci:
I was in this situation a couple of weeks back what i did was to:

1:Look for a piece of flexible iron like rubber bucket or paint handle and straightened it.
2:I looked for a bar, or a strong metal with a small end.
3.I inserted the bar by the side of the front door from the Top,it was such a herculean task given that i was being careful not to break the glass
4.I applied force,and was able to create a little opening and then i tried to force the flexible iron (that's the bucket handle) through the opening,here is another challenge,the rubber strip around the door prevented the iron piece from going in.

I kept trying and eventually succeeded and i then push the iron toward the automatic unlock button drivers or passengers side,u will decide depending on the length of the rod.

i succeeded in locating the auto button on the drivers door and eureka the door opened and the alarm started its work,waking everyone around that neighborhood.

But i have the transponder key and i inserted it into the door and the blast stopped.

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It happened to me on 3 occasions in last four weeks, I took almost identical steps dat u did after seeing d mechanic do it d 2 previous occasions. It worked. tnx for being lucid in ur explanation. No do am for person car without permission.

My post is coming late... I hope u get to c it.

Urs may be a little matter of communication or lack of it. Ur wife may be peeved because u don't consult ( man read; take excuse from) her b4 u take such decisions. If u don't, u should.

Ayam coming...

It does not excuse her method of seeking relevance in ur life ( that's one good reason). She should know better.
Why do u need to consult her?

let me come.

In fact, instead of not telling her, bring her in into d circle of ur close confidants. Tell her things. About u, about ur life.

Now, y do u need to consult her...?

because u r now one. U, the man, are the head. U must not despair, always lead d way.

... and we all know dis. Question is, why is nobody doing anything about it? Don't look @ d leaders. The followers nko? I am afraid dat one day 9ja will just ... boom! wit our relgiousity and all. Did u say God forbid?

Bile company. We've got some bitter people as stars. Anty make-up artist dis is ur version of the stori... shey u know?

They must have a "brain room" somewhere in dia houz. Congrats nwanne.

we r fed up!
my yams r fed up. I am fed up (of cos). Buhari go get 'em!! If they shoot you, we will canonize u. Nigerians know what is going on. But our stomachs don't produce the right bile any more. Starved as it is. Nigerians r ready for a strong and selfless leader. Dare be the one.

If this administration holds this course, orientational and institutional changes, which may be what Nigeria and the Nigerian truly need, is well nigh.

maths is sin...

The 'can-do' spirit of this people has to be allowed an equal environment for its creative expression. It will benefit all Nigerians. #ProudIgboBoi #ThatIgboBoi too...

efilefun:
Lol oga go wear ur shoe make you leave "I have no shoe" format for don Fortunato the ineffectual buffon. Even there's someone in the pic wearing rain boot. Nigerians are wiser now

Lol @ 'Don Fortunato'. And now some Oyibo want to make a hero out of him.