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Crime › Re: Jitender Maan 'Gogi' Killed In Court By Hitmen Disguised As Lawyers In India by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:10am On Sep 25, 2021
habsydiamond:
At first I thought it was a bollywood movie commercials.. Those two gangstars are ironically wise to go into a court house to kill without expecting to be killed.
It was a suicide mission. They knew they'd be killed but the ultimate goal is to make sure they kill him.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Spy Planes Deployed To Russia & Taiwan As Putin & Xi Hold War Games(Pix, Vid) by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:50pm On Sep 23, 2021
mightyhaze:
My heart and prayers are with all those poor aquatic creatures whom take the brunt of all these war games.. they'd keep wondering in futility what they did to deserve all that massive bombardments
Lols dem go dey reason say they are the primary target not knowing say they are just collateral damage grin
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Trafficker With N2.3b Cocaine At Abuja Airport by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:19pm On Sep 22, 2021
Kestolove:
Na lie, him money never reach trillion not even billions..make Una dey lie small small abg
Is very possible sef say the drug no be hin get am. He's just a peddler
Family › Re: My Husband Wants To Marry His Side Chic After I Reported Her To Her Husband by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:21am On Sep 20, 2021
crackhaus:
And if it was you in the woman's shoes, what would you have done?

The worst best you can do is to leave the marriage with your dignity and allow him enjoy his new wife.

You're blowing hot like you're capable of killing anyone.
Lols kill the man and risk being killed or doing life sentence grin

So what's the gain? Better she leaves the marriage jeje with her dignity but if she leaves, wouldn't that make it veery easy for the side chick and the husbandhuh
Food › Re: Why Do First-Time Visitors Act Like They Are Not Hungry When They Are? by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:24am On Sep 18, 2021
Lols na me be dis grin

My own worse even if I go my woman house she bring food i still dey do this thing wen deep inside hunger wan finish me. But if she come my side na two two hand she dey use eat without shame
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nuclear Deal: France Recalls Its Ambassador To U.S. And Australia In Protest by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:22am On Sep 18, 2021
Righteousness2:
Just look how shattered the world is in terms of Nation against Nation and Kingdon against Kingdom, Wars and Rumors of wars.

Australia Vs China
China Vs Taiwan
Russia Vs Ukraine
North Korea Vs South Korea
France Vs USA
Russia Vs USA
Israel Vs Iran and others
China Vs USA
Russia, China Vs NATO
Japan Vs China
Turkey Vs Isreal
Hezebollah Vs Israel
And the list goes on..

All these are Happening in this Season just as the Bible said .
If You Don't Believe JESUS is the only way to be Saved, it is Really unfortunate.

If you Don't Believe the RAPTURE is about to Shake this Earth, I Pity You.

Our resident pastor has spoken cheesy

I hope Mr Seun dey pay this guy sha coz the work no easy
Travel › Re: Rabat, The Capital City Of Morocco Looks Like Europe by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:26pm On Sep 14, 2021
pocohantas:
Lol. I guess they also spend time wondering how they got lumped together with us. cheesy
Lols the thing dey pain some of them no be small grin
Career › Re: My Experience Visiting A Bank For Loan As An Entrepreneur by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:10am On Sep 14, 2021
SimplyFacts:
Should we tell him?

Your idea might have been stolen, bro.
Be prepared to sue the bank grin
I swear.
Business › Re: Can I Be Arrested For Defaulting On A loan To A Loan App? by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:56am On Sep 14, 2021
Anuoluwagbemiga:
Hello nairalanders,I borrowed 15000 from a app loan and I failed to return the money on the date I suppose to .Now they keep sending messages to some people on my WhatsApp contact that I'm dubious bla bla bla and im planning to pay it back but they are not ready to listen and they even said they will publish my name may be on news papers.please what else can they do to me.pleaee don't mind my typo error

Good day, please be informed that **** ****
is indebted to a loan company and has refused to pay, is acting dubious kindly notify he to avoid being publish as a criminal.to pay today to avoid embarrassment.[/img]Hello nairalanders,I borrowed 15000 from a app loan and I failed to return the money on the date I suppose to .Now they keep sending messages to some people on my WhatsApp contact that I'm dubious bla bla bla and im planning to pay it back but they are not ready to listen and they even said they will publish my name may be on news papers.please what else can they do to me.pleaee don't mind my typo error

Good day, please be informed that (my name)
is indebted to a loan company and has refused to pay, is acting dubious kindly notify he to avoid being publish as a criminal.to pay today to avoid embarrassment.
What do you mean they are not ready to listen?
On your own part, what are you doing to pay back the loan? It seems you are more concerned about if they can arrest you or not. You aren't even bothered about your reputation that is being ruined on whatsapp.

How about you drop your pride and engage in menial job to pay them? Even if it means going to site to do labour work, riding okada, going to farm to help people work in their farm and get paid, washing dishes in eatery, pls do and pay up the loan. One day you will understand what having a good name is all about.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Mocks Cheaters With Ric Hassani's "Thunder Fire You" by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool


Yeye bitter women... So a man can not cheat in peace again after working day and night for the money ., See Annie Idibia commenting also

Tonto Dickey puffy eyes shows she has cried and cried and smoke so much weed, she's just forming King Tonto for her ego and fans



.
Hahahahhaa u don sabi her finish. She go don cry no be small cheesy
Pets › Re: Beautiful Pictures From The KCR Dog Training Exhibition 2021 by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:03pm On Sep 12, 2021
babavik:
I don't trust these girls carrying white hairy pet dogs around. I heard the dogs also serve as pussy_lickers.
Lols na so I hear too o
Career › Re: Experience With Helping Friends Fund Their Business by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:51am On Sep 11, 2021
Hmmm I go come back come update una cry
Celebrities › Re: Tuface: Respect Our Privacy And Kids; Lets Deal With Our Issues Internally by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:15am On Sep 09, 2021
festacman:
Isn't it interesting that Tuface had to, first, run to safety in US before issuing ceasefire plea to all parties. Safety first! grin
Lols
Family › Re: My Husband Lasts Only 2 Minutes In Bed - Housewife Seeks Divorce by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:19pm On Sep 07, 2021
Davash222:
Nigerian girls and sex cheesy


Only God will deliver them.
Lols don't blame them abeg. Is he supposed to last two mins?
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Vision AVTR: Car Controlled By Reading Driver's Mind by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:07am On Sep 07, 2021
Waiting for men of God that will call it satanic cheesy grin
Family › Re: ‘My Boyfriend Pays The Rent For Our House But He Doesn’t Know I’m The Landlord’ by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:30pm On Sep 06, 2021
Nawa ooo
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Flaunts His Body Physique In Manchester Sun (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:39am On Sep 06, 2021
temitope27:
so u wan make him marry, so the woman will nw file divorce and nw share his property abi, na sharp guy e be
E be like say he doesn't know what this women are capable of once you marry them
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-at-home Continues: South-east Traders, Others Lament Huge Losses by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:55pm On Sep 04, 2021
cool
Crime › Re: 72-Year-Old, 42-Year-Old Men Rape 17-Year-Old Nurse Apprentice In Ekiti Hospital by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:56pm On Sep 03, 2021
Nawa ooo
Politics › Re: Aliyu Abubakar Dies In Car Accident: Aisha Abubakar's Son Dies by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:28am On Sep 02, 2021
shocked
Family › Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:28am On Sep 02, 2021
Doubleoh7:
Na wah oo, imagine being woken up from a sweet sound sleep with a heavy slap. But OP please is your name Buhari or is your equipment no longer responsive ? Just wondering why she feels you are like a vegetable
Before you woman go disrespect man like that, e fit be say he is not too active for bedroom or she is the one feeding him.
Travel › Re: "It Cost Me 2.5 Million To Live In Nigeria For Two Months" - Uk-based Woman by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:58am On Aug 31, 2021
Sunnybay7:
If you didn't have up to 2.5milli you would have still survived, nobody has actually died of hunger in this country. They might not eat what they like but I have not heard of death as a result of hunger so please tone down your lies.
Ogar things are expensive in the market.. Let's admit it.
Science/Technology › Re: Hedgehog Saved From Sticky Situation After Getting Totally Encased In Clay(Pix) by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2021
cool
Celebrities › Re: Nengi Hampson Rocks Wedding Dress In New Pictures by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2021
grin
Health › Re: 400 Level UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Two Failed Attempts (Photo) by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:42pm On Aug 27, 2021
Just two failures and u dey commit suicide
Crime › Re: Is There Any Law Banning Making Of Calls At Police Checkpoints by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:36am On Aug 27, 2021
lonelydora:
I was running late for a meeting this morning at Oyigbo in Rivers State. Because of the bad nature of the road to Oyibo,i decided to join to a commercial bus.

I was already on call before the C4i checkpoint after toll gate. All of a sudden i was hearing some banging on the bus, and the policeman shouting "Driver Clear Well"

I didn't even i know i was the reason for the parking until some passengers told me to end the call. I asked why, they said we were being parked because i making call. See me see trouble ooo. I told them i cannot cut on the person calling me. Na so, i finish my call jejely.

After a while the policeman came and said i should come down, that i should handover my phone to him. First word that came out of my mouth was "It's my personal property and he has no right to cease my phone" Na so fear catch am.

He went to call their commander, and the man came and said i should identify myself. I told him I'm a Nigerian. He asked why i was i making calls? I told him i didn't know it was offence to make calls at police checkpoints.

He said i was proving stubborn. How nah? Before i could say a word, one of them gave me a slap (E hot shaa) from behind and dragged me to their small office. I swear i wanted to react but held myself, and told him i am leaving him because he's on uniform. He was wearing jacket which covered his name and his number. I was trying to get his name, and he noticed and buttoned the jacket.

The commander finally came and said i should give him my phone. I told him i have to lock the phone first because of the confidential stuffs i have. He agreed and allowed me to lock the phone. I pleaded to make a call or send a text, he said if i try it, that he will shoot me. Omo, na there i come calm down before my sad story will grace front page on Nairaland. Rivers state too hot, abegi!

Someone (who i suspect to be a military officer on mufti) i didn't even know stopped and demanded to know what was my offence. He told them he saw the way i was being dragged and that i look so gentle.

Las Las, he pleaded on my behalf and asked the commander to give me my phone back. The man gave me a lift to Oyigbo and said next time, i should just say "Sorry" and move on.

NOW, IS THERE ANY WRITTEN NIGERIAN LAW BANNING MAKING OF CALLS AT POLICE CHECKPOINTS?
Ogar goan thank your heaven.

U dey do asif no be Nigeria u dey.

Those guys would have killed you for less.

Pls next time just obey whatever it is for your own sake.

LAWS no dey work well for this country.
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy And Kiddwaya Now Dating? (Pictures) by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:12am On Aug 27, 2021
EmptyGarden:
Na the ones you hear o, the ones she dey give FOC no dey enter news.
U fit get point sha. But if na so, some of dem guys for don cast her na.


Remember her case with Zlatan. Some say baba did free show coz baba dey think say e go see plate lick but she no gree for am hence why e come dey para
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy And Kiddwaya Now Dating? (Pictures) by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:19pm On Aug 26, 2021
EmptyGarden:
This Cuppy girl na for anybody wey get chance o... And na me remain.
.
She's smart though. Na rich famous guys she dey follow ooo
Business › Re: Bitcoin Lord Acquires New Mansion And Cars After EFCC Release - Pictures by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:20pm On Aug 24, 2021
expertman:
Congrats. But what most of them does is they create fake tokens and then post online for other Nigerians to buy.

After people start buying they will just jaapa with people investments .

They make money from altcoins not bitcoins.
U don sabi the thing finish
Travel › Re: South African Man Wakes Up To Find A Lion In His Yard by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:32am On Aug 22, 2021
illicit:
That's a domestic lion....

It wont bite

cheesy
Motivational speaker pele o.


Lion wey dey show angry face no go bite abi well don o
Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten A Food Cooked By Your Dad? by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
The day dad cook for us, we ate bread instead. grin
Share yours
Hahahahaha samething here. We drank garri that dat day cheesy grin
Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:33pm On Aug 19, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Why tempt another human unnecessarily?
Why is she thinking of to cheat when she is in a relationship already?

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