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Nia69:
Then why are you sounding like him.

Like who or like whom...? Like me...? Who is me, or who am I...? Who are you...?...

Wealthier:
I guess that's what it is then. Let me take my mind off totally. I'm tired.

So, would you marry me; or you would come to me,etc; so that I can/would tells u about marriage&marriages...? Hmmn...?...

Emmanuel30a:
Wia is ur future...? Wat,wia&wen,etc; is ur future..., or "THE FUTURE"...? Are u uncultured, or cultured,etc...? Did u av a culture, or ur culture,etc; is lyk dat of a vulture, or d vultures...? Wat is ur nature(s),stature(s), structure(s),etc...? Did u av a venture(&debenture or with debentures...?), or u are in2 horticulture&agricuture...? Are u mature in nature, or in a nature, stature,structure,etc;dat wud be captured during d RAPTURE...? Wat is ur caricature, miniature,etc...? I hope u avn't been/wudn't be punctured(in nature,stature, structure,etc;...dat u... fracture?), at dis juncture; or in d future...? Are u in2 agriculture/agriculture&horticulture ventures, etc...? Wat is ur expenditure..., or u already av/are in a debenture(s)...; in/on/for/with ur venture,etc... Show me ur natur(e), stature(s),structure(s), venture(s),etc... Are u in2/did u av furnitures, or u just want av/

capture... "furnitures"?Av/did/wud/are/cud u,etc;mature...in stature...?...

kenbee:
Oh my Manchester United!
Is this how we are going to win the tournament?

Wia is ur future...? Wat,wia&wen,etc; is ur future..., or "THE FUTURE"...? Are u uncultured, or cultured,etc...? Did u av a culture, or ur culture,etc; is lyk dat of a vulture, or d vultures...? Wat is ur nature(s),stature(s), structure(s),etc...? Did u av a venture(&debenture or with debentures...?), or u are in2 horticulture&agricuture...? Are u mature in nature, or in a nature, stature,structure,etc;dat wud be captured during d RAPTURE...? Wat is ur caricature,miniature,etc...? I hope u avn't been/wudn't be punctured(in nature,stature, structure,etc;...dat u... fracture?), at dis juncture; or in d future...? Are u in2 agriculture/agriculture&horticulture ventures, etc...? Wat is ur expenditure..., or u already av/are in a debenture(s)...; in/on/for/with ur venture,etc... Show me ur natur(e), stature(s),structure(s), venture(s),etc... Are u in2/did u av furnitures, or u just want 2av/

Samantha124:
Well, I'm an impostor..

Okay, no problem... THERE IS GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST...

Samantha124:
What do you think?

Tell me..., as I don't know what/how to think... I don't want to blinks..., let alone shrinks&stinks... Did u gets...?... Or, u need a pink ink link or some pink inks links...;without a blink or "twinks", etc; of an eye...? Within a blink&twinks of an eye, or a/some blinks, stinks, stings/stinged eyes...? Maybe u already have or using a "stinks" pink lips/lipstick/wetlips, etc; with a blue ink or blue inks...etc...?... I do thinks of one difference, which is size or fatness... The similarity, etc; is in the country of residence..., which is South Africa...

Emmanuel30a:
At d end...,u diverts/diverted,digress/digressed,derails/derailed,etc... It is useless...,etc; if u don't or haven't accepts/accepted GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; AS...LORD,GOD&P'SAVIOUR... U don't av a mistress,

or a princess as mistress... Mistress as princess, or princess as mistress... Mistress as/like princess..., or princess like mistress, etc; dat don't sleep on mattress..., or do sleeps on "his/her" mattress/mattresses, etc; without removing her hairdress...? You can't ask her to UnCloth(u kn d rest...), etc...; let alone ask her to remove her hairdress or hairdresses... Which one did you needs..., or which one don't you have...?...

Negroid001:
I'm not religious, neither am i one deemed fit to preach about morals. Just completed payment for a neighbour's child tuition fee.
Am i banging her? No!

Everytime business goes well for me, i try to boost the effort of any struggling worth it person around me. I do it as often as i can, no strings attached and it could fall on anyone.
From helping with health bills to urgent requests and even ones i can't even dare to mention.
A random woman on my street paid my tuition from basic 6 till i finished my whole education without even flinching. I can't pay her back, the least i can do is reciprocate the energy she gave to someone that needs it.

I purposely put this here for all those claiming redpill this and that. Make una try dey help people.

At d end...,u diverts/diverted,digress/digressed,derails/derailed,etc... It is useless...,etc; if u don't or haven't accepts/accepted GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; AS...LORD,GOD&P'SAVIOUR... U don't av a mistress,

Samantha124:
But I thought that's the kind of women that you guys want.

What is it that you men exactly want from us women

As if you knows/thinks that..., or if Kobojunkie, etc; is a man...?...

Samantha124:
He knew that my parents weren't going to come home until the following day and the nature of his job permits him to have a gun.

I think he planned the whole thing... I mean why choose a couch over a comfortable bed when you don't have a motive for it?

What is the difference or the differences, etc; between Samantha123 & Samantha124...?...

Dshocker:
Omo you need help, i swear.

Please, wat kind or wat type of help..., etc; did I need...? Which or wat kind of help,etc; can u or wud u render sir...? Plus, I was going 2 tell u dat; explain, define, or tell me about goodness, progress&blessedness,etc; b4 u talk, or b4 u wud talk about madness...or madnesses... By d way, I know wat 2 harness&wia 2 harness or harnesses... I don't do caressing or caresses...,etc; 4 carcass or carcasses...? Jackass or Jack ass...? I mean, I know d differences or wat is carcass,Jackass,ass,bass,mass,brass,embarass,harass,etc... I am not or may not be an "Abass d cash", or 1 of those "Abass d cash", etc; dat av cash 2 splash, or dat do splash cash on ass&asses,etc...; dey also do harass&embarass some badass,jackass, fatass,etc; under,inside or with pyjamas,etc... Dey can't "cabas/cabash", etc(as in...speaking in tongue...in d spirit or with D HOLY SPIRIT...) Dey prefers 2carry/carrying calabash,etc; 2 bash or 2 splash cash...hun?...

lereinter:
Its better to click on people's profile before commenting

Yes! You are probably talking to or about d lady, etc; who created this thread...? Otherwise or also known as "Op"...?... Of course, not me!... Maybe Dshocker, etc; is whom you are talking about...

Dshocker:
Guy wetin happen, na madness?

Baba baba re...! You don't know d difference or differences...between goodness&madness...? I am not doing or holding a conference or teleconferencing...,etc; so that u don't/won't have a preference, reference, inference, etc; you can also GO TO THE OMNISCIENCE, OMNIPRESENCE, OMNIPOTENCE, ETC; for references/referencing, inferences, conferences, preferences, etc...; or if you want to have/hold a reference, an inference, a preference, a conference, etc... Stop doing nonsense&saying nonsense, etc; TO THE OMNIPOTENCE, THE OMNIPRESENCE, THE OMNISCIENCE, HIS EMINENCE&PRE-EMINENCE...,ETC... May goodness&mercy, etc... Or, may madness&madnesses, etc; follows you all the days of your life or of your "lifes", the rest of your life, etc...?...

akwesenana:
Emmanuel30a, beat Man City.

You mean...? First of all, introduction...

Yes, ItisWell22[quote author=ItisWell22 post=122663965]Are you okay?

[quote author=ItisWell22 post=122663965]Are you okay?

HanisahZuwy:
Wait, after the afternoon dosage you took yesterday, did you remember to also take the night dosage and also this morning/afternoon dosage? I don't think you did. Remember the doctor said you must take them three times daily( morning, afternoon and night). So, please always try to take them ( your medics) because it seems the condition is getting worse day by day.

HanisahZuwy, come with the dosages, or come&give me the dosages... Maybe, you need a man like me...; or maybe you would need a man like me...? U may start anyhow&anywhere... With phone number, or message request...? "Ehanna"...

Meaning:
Even if anybody can help, it is probably too late by now. I'm just holding on until I'm able to do something grand for my mom. I'm already too tired

U keeps talking about ur mum..., as if she is a Nun...? Was she a Nun...? Wat is d noun or pronoun, or wat is/wat are d nouns&pronouns...? Wia is her husband now...? She willingly(or & hurriedly...?) went 2 married an ugly husband of 3wives...,b4 2 were married later/after... Making six... If I were u, I wud only pray 4 a mum... Or, prays 4 a "late mum...",etc; dat isn't or wasn't a Nun...?No! Of course, Nuns are now becoming moms or mums... U probably don't know wat is Life,Giver of Life,River of Life,Fountain of Life&Mountain of Eternal Life,Bread of Life,Afterlife,ETERNAL LIFE,ETC...? Maybe u already knows or known artificial life, marital life,sexual life, paternal life,maternal life,partner life,etc; dat's y u don't talk/don't want 2 talk about deeper life&spiritual life? U probably...wives&b drinking 5alive?...

Meaning:
I'm sorry ma, but these kind talks no dey enter my ears again.

Practically, logically, "BIBLICALLY",pragmatically,scientifically?,etc; ur story/stories, isn't believable let alone reliable&adorable... But, nothing is most adorable,honourable, reliable,believable, acceptable,etc; THAN GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST... By d way, u can't be so ugly,etc; dat u won't want/b able 2 hold a Tphone conversation, gives ur whatsapp informations&or declarations,etc; 2 pple who may wants 2helps u... Don't be so naive,unbelievable, incredible,&gullible,etc...U can or shud b valuable&tangible... U&ur stories,etc; sounds/are sounding like some gullibles "nobles"from Grenoble, or lyk d gullibles from Grenoble(who are calling demselves nobles),etc; dat wants 2...troubles... Seems u aren't affable/humble...,etc? Is dat because are using/wearing goggle...? U probably av...,or don't need a preamble...? Dis...trouble dat erupts, wen pple who don't av quadruple of apple&P'apple bcoms couples...

Meaning:
Well I have just 6-12 months

Scam? Let d dead buries dead... Carry ur cross/crosses(don't play a cross...),etc;& follows, or & continues 2 FOLLOW GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST... Don't be so shallow..., or don't be such a shallow yellow fellow,etc; because u don't know/don't av wat 2swallow... Don't wallow in sorrow, or with sorrows,etc; wen u can b in D HOLLOW OF GODS&OF D LORD JESUS CHRIST PALMS... Allow GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST, ETC; 2takes away ur sorrow... Wait with faith,dance away ur sorrows,etc; while u allows GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; 2takes away ur sorrow... U won't borrow/u won't av 2 borrow(or take a loan,etc),etc; with GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST..., wen u are in D HOLLOW OF GOD& LORD JESUS PALMS, &wen GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST TAKES AWAY ur "sorrows"... Don't do&don't say nonsense, "get sense",etc; 2 av access/D ACCESS,etc; 2D PRESENCE OF D OMNIPRESENCE, ETC; WHO ARE GOD&JESUS-DAT CAN/WUD GRANTS/GIVES u access 2 excess or excesses... Read...Bible...Genesis...

HanisahZuwy:
Please, I need a man. A real man! Where am I likely to see one? I'm very serious about this please. I want to know how and wherever can see one. I need suggestions on places where one can see them.

Huh... U say...? You mean those men(and women,etc...) that are drinking Seaman..., or that are using Siemen of the abdomen or in the abdomen... Like fishermen... Or "fishers of men"? Stop looking for men(and women...?), whom or who you would sit on their abdomen, semen&hymen,etc...; and be saying Amen... Become a fisher of men&women, etc; as GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, directed...&instructed... Men&women, etc; with semen, abdomen, hymen, etc; are bad omen... You don't need a specimen, or any specimen... You don't need to say Amen...

Emmanuel30a:
How did/wud knows...u...2Hellfire...?

WhiteRuler..., how did you knows that; you were going to Hell fire...? When would you knows that, you are going to Hell fire...?...

WhiteRuler:
Of recent, I seem to be dedicating my spare time to watching online loyalty relationship pranks and I must say they are really interesting.

They expose a lot. They show the cheats that are going in majority of relationships.

It is not even gender based. Both men and women are falling for it big time. In fact, over 97% of such pranks don't end well, irrespective of who is involved.

The prank would tell you if you are dating who is dating you or you are just dating yourself or may be dating someone in partnership with others.

Some girls have more than 5 boyfriends while same thing applies to guys.

Even married women and men are not left out. Some married women even deny being married just to date or sleep with another man and get paid.

Sad what the relationship world has become...high level of infidelity.

Have you tested your partner? What did you discover?

Below, pictures of relationship pranksters.

How did/wud knows...u...2Hellfire...?

Emmanuel30a:
Den my broda, continues 2 celebrates ur bad days & birthdays; or ur bad days lyk birthdays... Of course, ur birthdays,etc; are bad days, if&...u aven't accept G&J

..."We" or I, etc; knows wat happened/wat was written in The Book of Exodus, Leviticus, Ephesus,Titus,etc; about GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST... It wasn't said or written in The Book of Exodus,Leviticus, Ephesus,Titus,etc; dat GOD&THE LORD JESUS has or had sexual intercourse, let alone sexual intercourses... But, wen u av been watching Spartacus&avin sexual intercourses, &reading or avin abacus on/of Spartacus&sexual intercourses, through d anus,uterus, oesophagus,etc; with ur boss who is a nurse..., or with ur caucuses&circuses, etc; u wud be avin or singing some choruses(or songs), etc; dat are from, or dat are coming ur anus, uterus, oesophagus,etc... I hope u don't av, or u aren't nursing virus/virus like staphylococus or staphylococus aureus,etc; in ur anus,uterus,oesophagus,etc; Kobojunkiee...?...

Kobojunkiee:
1. This is a lie! There is no such thing as a Jewish counting system that turns 2 days into 3 days. So letting men delude you with what are lies abeg!.

According to scripture, Jesus Christ did not die on Friday. He died Thursday afternoon, and when compiled together, the 4 Gospels actually stated that Jesus Christ was arrested on Passover night(Wednesday), tried, and crucified during the festival of unleavened bread(Thursday), and died that same afternoon at about 3 pm, but was not buried on that day because It was against God's Law to bury anyone on a Holy day(the First day of the Festival of Unleavened bread is a Holy-day). So rather, Jesus Christ hung dead on the cross until the next evening when He was finally buried by his followers.

Your good Friday is a complete farce!

Den my broda, continues 2 celebrates ur bad days & birthdays; or ur bad days lyk birthdays... Of course, ur birthdays,etc; are bad days, if&...u aven't accept G&J

Kwinity:
huh? huh?

Ur tongue... Are u from Hong Kong...or u are 4rm Portharcourt...? U are bearing Tahith Chong,etc; dat is/are from Hong Kong...? U are lyk Tahith Chong&Jumong,etc; dat are from Hong Kong&Bangkok,etc... Maybe u are a Jumong, or lyk Jumong&King Kong in/dat are from Hong Kong&Bangkok, etc...? Wat is ur mothers' tongue, Silvertongue...? Did u lyks dingdong/ding-dong, lyk playing dingdong/ding-dong, or lyk 2 playing with dingdong/ding-dong...? Afterall(or I believes dat...), u aren't a dog, let alone be playing like a dog, &or with a dog,etc;...? U can't hold a jug&hold a dog...? Or u can't jog with a dog...? U can't hold a jug, &still jogs with a dog,etc...? U aren't some dogs...or some gods like dogs...,etc; dat knows how 2 dulges&indulges,etc... Dey claims dat, "dia" name(s) is/are George,etc; &dat nobody can "judge" dem, let alone misjudged&adjudged dem,etc... Who taught&retaught dem dat thought..., or those thoughts, etc; dat are like insults...?...

Chetas81:
ELERIBURUKU defined religion and law let me hear from your silly analysis

Baba baba re...

Chetas81:
THE BLACK FRIDAY Was criticized BY FORCE of islam while good Friday is applaud ___ DO YOU REALLY AWARE THAT THE RELIGION IS AN ENEMY TO HUMANITY ____ BECAUSE CRIME IS ALLOWED UNDER RELIGION BUT NOT ALLOWED UNDER LAW AND THE SON OF MAN PREFER RELIGION THAN LAW SIMPLY BECAUSE NO CRIMINAL PUNISHMENT UNDER RELIGION BUT YOU WILL BE PUNISHED UNDER LAW ___ STAY AWAY FROM RELIGION ✍️

Dindinrin... You don't even know what is "religion"..., how can you know "WHAT IS LAW" OR "THE LAW"... Now, you would be saying that; you are an in-law or you have becomes an in-law... Sior kelebe tue...

Declanex:
It has and can only have implications and perhaps lessons for their adherents and not all groups of individuals who have divergent views on religion or who aren't even religious inclined. So llearn the lesson and adhere to the dictates of your religious observance.

What did you deserves, or deserved, etc; after you have observed/observes, or after you have been observed...,etc?...

Declanex:
It has and can only have implications and perhaps lessons for their adherents and not all groups of individuals who have divergent views on religion or who aren't even religious inclined. So llearn the lesson and adhere to the dictates of your religious observance.

I would rather be d observer OF GOD& OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; instead of being or becoming an observer of what u can't serves...,conserves,reserves&preserves,etc... Dia are some things, or many things-if not everything,etc; dat can't be served..., if or when D ROD&STAFF OF GOD&OF LORD JESUS CHRIST, ETC; doesn't comforts u... Read psalm 23 vs 1-6... " ...THY ROD&THY STAFF...THEY COMFORTS ME..." Read Isaiah 60 vs 1-end as well... I know WHAT deserves my nerves&verves... So, I preserves, conserves&reserves, etc; my nerves&verves TO GOD&TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, WHO OWNS&DESERVES my nerves&verves,etc; that I can't reserves after it has been served, or that can't be reserved after it has been served...

Kwinity:
I believe cos i witnessed God's goodness in my everyday life.

What happened/happens with/to your tongue...? Are you silvertongue, or a silvertongue...? How long or what is the furlong of your tongue, your gong tongue...? For how long... What did you want to licks..., dick...? Or you want to Bleep&suck a cock...? Because you are as beautiful as peacock...? What d Bleep! Or what a Bleep!...?...