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nlfpmod:
https://thewillnews.com/folorunsho-alakija-and-husband-modupe-separate/

And now, the expression we wants to hears or be hearing is depression... Depression in succession or succession of depression, etc; is what we wants to be hearing now...

Weretuntun:
i want to sue him now.

Your name na weretuntun... Naso e dey do weretuntun... Naso e dey do person wey just ran mad... Have considers court in portharcourt, maybe they can helps you sues&pursues... Just go to any court of portharcourt or court in portharcourt with your low cut...

ComeToJesus:
Please see a GP. He'll refer you appropriately. Something not adding up.

GP?

Preciousese:
I should keep quiet while that fool insults mothers and women

Who are mothers&women? What's special or so special about them, in their facial or in their racial and interacial?

Preciousese:
Why would I do that?

You think you can't do that? Why?

Preciousese:
Mumu idiot, shut up,the shit you have been eating is stinking up the whole place,your mother is the one who bleeps sticks,goats dogs, rats,a evil witch that introduced you to witchcraft

You should stop talking...

EmekaBlue:
I have speaking in Chinese skills... An engineer and a master degree holder from China university

I get sense but haven't been lucky with money in life so far.

I even played lower division league in China years back

So, remembers me when you makes money or when you are finally lucky with money... Why are you unlucky with money...? U are kinda playing hockey or u are a disc jokery&mockery, that wants 2 owns or build a bakery? Maybe u are doing hankypanky with monkeys&donkeys, dat aren't keys&whiskeys or dat aren't keys 2 whiskeys... I hope u are not doing a emily heskey or like EH&emmanuel eboue... It's risky 2b doing a emily heskey or like emily heskey...dat has d key or knows all d keys 2 whiskey or of whiskey... Wat is d skill of emily heskey or d skill 2bcoms a emily heskey...? What is d skill&key 2bcom a emily heskey or like emily heskey... Did emily heskey has a skill 2 kill or will&skill 2kill/ a key 2 whiskey... Did u need a smiley or a simile...?

lakesidepapa:
What is the essence of this life without salvation..
On Jan 12th and Feb 1st 2024, I lost two people in my life, My lovely Mom and my wife respectively... its just a like a dream to me.

That thing good abeg...

IFuckWell:
I feel the second date ought be enough for y'all to start flirting around. Anymore, and you're just relegating your life to the friendzone. So, no more than 1 - 2 weeks.

Whats your thoughts?

Your name or moniker means what?

EmekaBlue:
Such a successful man. So his father still dey

I can't wait to impress my Dad

Truly your name na emeka blue... Why don't you go and join ifeanyumbafc or what have you, to impress your whatever... Maybe your name is sundaymba..

Man102:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/09/breaking-father-late-access-holdings-ceo-herbert-wigwe-slumps-rushed-hospital#:~:text=Shyngle%20Wigwe%2C%20the%20biological%20father,nearby%20hospital%20for%20immediate%20treatment.

Na them, he go soon join them... In bethlehem or in judea...? Maybe in NEW JERUSALEM...? Ask totem or ask your totem... There is no problem when you are using totem and calling yourself diadem or a diadem, you would soon joins them...

It is good for you...

Jeffrey75:
Please I beg you in the name of God don't look and pass

If we don't look and pass, should we bypass? You like some ass or asses that have not become ashes... We can pass and bypass you some ass and asses that you can harass and embarass... Is your name hophene or phenias...? You remembers hophene and phenias...? I also remembers ananiah and saphira...

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram bro ur spirit de on ENERGY BOOSTER!


I just de come back from ASHAWO house now..


True talk bro. Na 500h I use NACK and I SUUK BREASST join..


The girl even use her too legs take tie me. My PREEK come de bend bend inside her TOTTO..


E remain small make she chop off my PREEK with her TOTTO..


I no ono type much bro. I one roll WEED


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You don't know or never knows that anguish is different from languish... You still can't distinguish...? Am I speaking in english or from english and with english...? Crayfish is different from fish... But you are eating crayfish the same way you are eating fish... What a dish! You would soon languish in anguish or languish&anguish... You likes ambush or you likes to be ambushed "from within" a bush...?

mmadu4:
i went to a local brothel with a beer parlor to take a few bottle of beer and feed my eyes immediately i stepped in they all swamped on me .


i couldn't even sit down to order my beer 3 to 4 ladies don surround me

,in their words,, bros u too fine oooo bros i go do u fine . give me 2 hundred naira i go pull off for you .....

i was shocked. last time checked 200 is worthless

has it come to this? na waooooo

anyways i ended up leaving the place cos i felt uncomfortable


naija don cast sha.

Omo, o boy...

Preciousgirl:
How am I setting him up?

Wetin concerns us concern ur ordeal? Ur ordeal is an ideal you should be able to deals... What an ideal ordeal, it's not a big deal...

Jewessgratitud3:
Hmmm.. it is well with my soul.
I shall testify.

I laughs in grand stand styles...

Feel free to eat from any tree these days or nowadays...

Dtruthspeaker:
Have you noticed that women don't like babies and children that are goodly?

Check it, while the world is screaming "o what an adorable and sweet baby can i carry her: o i wish she was mine: o, i wish i could take her home: o, i could carry this baby all day". the mother is just looking at you like something is wrong with you.

And if you check it, you would see that she wishes she could give you the baby, And if you still check it, you would see that she does not like that particular child.

But check it, check the mothers of all bad and evil children, you would see that their mothers always love them very very much up to the point that she would kill you if you correct or teach or beat her child.

Who tells you that men&women likes their children, let alone love children/someones children...?

[quote author= post=128846325]Source: https://journalist101.com/2024/03/08/father-of-four-chris-ozobia-commits-suicide-in-enugu/[/quote]Omo, na things be dis... This na strong thing or something that supposes to happen to everything&anything... I hope it would happens to everything and living beings or everything like living beings...or human beings...

Kuginzi:
https://punchng.com/school-mass-abduction-kaduna-hires-private-negotiator-to-free-287-pupils/?amp

This ones no go go for free, even if their name is bonfree or bornfree jo... Who said we would agrees with spending spree or with your spending spree... We have degrees and grees/grease, so we no go gree... Why can't you decrees or make decrees that they should be freed... With your degrees, we would asks you to come back in april for your spending spree... You agrees or you no agrees? We no go gree... You think you are free with your spending spree? You think they would be freed with your spending spree or by your spending spree.... Oya make the decrees and ask them to be freed, since you have obtained the degrees to make decrees...

We don't care about whatever ruins the lifes of men, as long as it ruins their lifes...

enemyofprogress:
there is reincarnation. Life after death. This is my 7th time of reincarnating.

E no concerns us, even if you are a devil reincarnate... You are an inordinates that needs subordinates...? What can you co-ordinates and what can you not co-ordinates...?

[quote author=money121 post=128840954][/quote]What is in this difficult...? You lost a cult...or an occult... and you said it's difficult... Cut your lost... Don't you know he is a cult...? What is difficult in the death of a cult...? To cut or to cut short the life of a cult&occult... is now difficult...? There are many cults&occults in portharcourt whose lifes would be difficult and cut short... That is when you would knows that life is short&difficult... If life is difficult, join a cult or becomes an occult... You would burst an outburst no matter how you are robust... Even if you are a locust at all cost... If you are an adult and your life is difficult or still difficult, why don't you join a cult or becomes an occult...? You are now an adult, you can now join a cult if your life is difficult...connects the dot... Join the cult that are wearing bootcut or bumshort...

[quote author=money121 post=128840954][/quote]Wetin concerns us concern this one...? Aku tunku re lona orun...

[quote author= post=128840254]Source: https://punchng.com/80-year-old-man-kills-self-in-lagos/[/quote]Correct!

Na so, HE DIDN'T DIE FOR you-neither did HE DIED because OF you...

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/frequency-of-abductions-in-nigerian-schools-alarming-un/

Wetin concerns you or wetin concerns them, nigeria na your area...?

OctavianAC:
That uniform that looks like navy uniform so may have been the reason the shoot at him. May he obtain mercy and peace as he transcend.
RIP.

This guy go like to dey obtain mercy o... E dey even dey ask for mercy for someone... Your name na van persie or lionel messi? Maybe panam percy? Go to oversea and asks for mercy... Go to meditteranean sea, red sea, deep blue sea, etc; and asks for mercy... Ask mercy for those who died in meditteranean sea, red sea, deep blue sea, etc; when going to oversea...? E be like say you wan dey ask 4 mercy 4 nathaniel bassey, panam percy, lionel messi, van persie, mohammed o'shaughnessy, etc;that are doing heresies...? Read your Bible from Genesis and tells me you still wants to asks for mercy... Dis one is asking for mercy for those who caught up with nemesis...May I not ask for mercy for those who caught up with with nemesis... If I were you, I would just shut up and lock up... I won't buy 7up for those who are doing hook up...

Editorialtimes:
Source: https://thebureau.com.ng/graphic-image-armed-robbers-gunned-down-access-bank-staff-in-anyigba/

Omo, this na life-you/they deserve to drinks 5alive... In this life, u no suppose get wife... Those who don get wife or those who wants to get wife, no suppose dey alive... As this one don get wife so, e no suppose dey alive... Those guys wey kill that guy wey don get wife, deserves 5alive... No be 2 marry wife&wives, be d reason why you dey alive...