₦airaland Forum

Treadway:
shey eri pe aye n se bobo yi. Lol. Orisirisi. This shi is not normal mehn....for real?? This is def more than meets the eye. It can't be normal to come online to confidently spew absurd and ludicrous nonsense.

Yes 500k can feed a family of four to stupor. And no it is not $700 it is simply just 500000NGN which is the legal tender in Nigeria. It is almost as tho if una no convert to naira una heart fit stop. It is funny and unbelievably ludicrous all at once. Hehehe

Kilishihunter:
I just don't know why busquets can't just leave now like Pique instead of us having to wait 7 extra months for that, And xavi should continue his club de amigos experiment against a very high pressing side
If they score the second goal soon we're toast

Treadway:
guy why you drop the exact point I dropped na..lol. That is just it sha. The way a boss/business minded person thinks about money and a jobs minded person thinks about money na opposites. One is seeing 6 and holding on to it, the other is seeing 9 and holding on to it. Both will never agree. Both should do what works for them. Make everybody rest jare. It's been an interesting read tho.

ariesbull:
Forget rice

Do you know what it means with 20 m just bring out just 10m...invest in poultry and cold room.

Imagine having one thousand layers daily...focus on them, get vetinerians to look into it forget big Grammer..

One thousand layers after 4 months will be producing about 1500 eggs which a crate is about 1700 wholesale price and the total is about 145,000 on eggs alone on daily basis...

Is their market yes... The last time I checked... Nigerians are still eating eggs, still baking breads and cakes.. So you don't have to worry.

You will have your office brand your firm and get marketing team to handle it

Imagine 145,000 daily by a month we are looking at 4 m plus then take out 2m for overhead and salaries you have over 1.5m as profit...

Then you can still invest in hatchery and fishery


Dude money dey... How Can people use over 20m to travel to go do jobs in warehouse and 2 jobs

That's madness for me.. I think it's laziness.

pansophist:
No vex comrade. I have seen the foolishness of man to a point wey I no care anymore. Freedom of choice also means having the freedom to make bad choices. But to expect me to help you clean up your mess, na there me and you go enter the boxing ring. Carry your cross yourself.

Most importantly, it reeks of a colonial mentality to see only the west as the destination for greener pastures. The world is so big and vast, that you can make it in most places. Brazil alone is a giant that is bigger and wealthier than ecowas combined, but nigeria has more population than it.

What about China? Colombia, even Russia? does it have to be the west, especially UK and US? This might sound like me being proud, but I can personally never suffer anywhere I go. I know one thing for sure, and it is that human need is universal. I will just look for something the world wants and offer that service. Cocacola for example is in all countries (well maybe except north korea), I will sell something similar, or food.

Or go into women hair, or transportation. If your eyes is open, there are so many things you can do, especially in a lawless country. I can make bread in my house and put a stand in a bus stop, and even police that should ask me for nafdac will buy my bread, and drink it with zobo I made. How can you cry of poverty in such system? You just lazy. Abroad for many is like giving themselves an impression of success, but it is not success. There are those born abroad and failure, so whats the point?

Everybody in every corner of the world likes Chicken and rice, I will open my first restaurant and maybe within the year, try and open ten more, and maybe 100 branches in the next three years, and dive into another related business like poultry and just keep growing. You can do this anywhere. It is a shame that Nigeria still imports foreign chicken. Instead of wasting 15M abroad, why not face that problem, in your land where you will be king? Where you will be the alpha male?

As a man, I know for sure that I need respect. In fact, the only time an immigrant should do menial jobs should be when they are a student, studying toward greater things, not as a mature man in his 30s, worse, 40s. Life would be hell. You will be so invisible, that all the fine girls and men that are successful will see you as someone they don't want to be friends with.

Fun fact, all the wealthiest black people in the world made their wealth in Africa. Not abroad, but in Africa. They may live abroad, but they made their wealth in Africa. What does that tell you?

Onlinefarmstore:
There own shisha is different from our own and its very big,

Bought sim for 5h cefas (1h based on ppp) and 5h naira and data for 3.5+ naira (can't remember for 8gig data)


Plus me at night

Moving to Sudan �� now

vibrant99:
Hope you are following.

Person wey dey Do 18k(Naira) hotel for chad no dey pick beans,.......you fit pay 18k for Naija hotel?

U see say the job suppose to pay well? no be to dey ontop bed dey type ooo

tensazangetsu20:
Increasing your lifestyle when you get more money. Like you just got a job of let's say 2 million the next thing you do is run to rent a house in lekki, get a house girl, stop cooking food and eating out and stuff like that. It's better to live as you used to and save the rest of what you make so you can invest it in yourself or in stocks or bonds or a new business or for the rainy day.

tensazangetsu20:
Yes o not just a plastic chair. I live in a very shit ghetto in a downtrodden part of town. Lifestyle inflation is the greatest enemy of a hustling man

vibrant99:
Does person wey dey fear don travel ?

From toilet to Kitchen,

systemmatic Nairalander...

Stay alive bro, so u can always log in and comment Fear into people's lives...

vibrant99:
I heard Yahoo is soft money this days...

Fraud is

Military work is

BM is

Bitcoin hacking is

etc ....


quite a Generation we have


comparing it to what this young man is doing is like saying..... Make I no use bad words sha

appreciate hard work when you see one, this guy is not just working hard but a moving experience and library,

do u even know this places he is uploading exist ? No, u dey dey house dey press!

vibrant99:
The risk is for the higher bar, not the comfortable bar, you think this guy is doing this for 500k per month Job?

wake up.

vibrant99:
That's why some people get bar, some no get...

SouthCaroliina:
the boy no like him life

Regex:
Baba good morning. We fit chat on WhatsApp?

Onlinefarmstore:
Now at Mafa, Brono state (current governor hometown).

It's is known for it vast production of rice, dawa (sorghum), millet corn amongst other agricultural produce.

It is located approximately 56km from borno state and was supposed to take a maximum of 40mins(as bad as e bad - because no bad road) to get to this town but sadly we are two hours into the journey and just get here.

The road is highly militarised with the presence of any military and paramilitary organisation present on this road.

Kindly note that there is no functioning internal transport system in this town only leg or bicycle (blame Boko Haram).

And your ID card is request almost at every checkpoint.

ubunja:
The most atrocious abominations will be done, all in the name of Climate Change. To understand where the world is going, how the great plan to enslave humanity is unfolding, you only have to follow the climate movement. All the religious, scientific, technological, medicinal, political and financial conspiracies come together under Climate Change which has become the umbrella movement for all of the illuminati's efforts against our freedom and independence.

Bombeverybody:
Bro...you asking this question shows you are currently facing a lot like 95% Nigerians. It has gotten to a point where living souls jealous the dead. People are not afraid to commit suicide, but the pressure afterlife that awaits anyone that kill himself is what makes it difficult. On grace to grass issue, life isn't like a bed of roses. What makes you fall to grass makes another one to fall into grace. Some people with good background started the life with an advantage due to them having someone that will guide,guard them, someone that always have their backs. This writer didn't know his mother , no siblings of maternal blood that I know of, which cost the writer so many things You cannot compare my achievement with someone that have a good mother at his back. There was a time I made some money, wanted to build a house, due to high rate of land grabbers in where I reside , I met my uncle, highly revered in my state, gave him money to get me a plot of land. I had it in mind that with him, everything will be smooth less I forget, he works in URP..urban and regional planning, this year make it 7th year I gave him 600k ..I no see land ooo.
Now tell me, would my mother have done such?
I can boldly that I'm one of the most current person in the Russian/Ukraine war...WHY?
I just want to hear that a nuke has been detonated and there is counter attack , with that, the end of the world will be near and faster than thought..

ashewoboy:
Ubunja. How do men invest in a woman? The answer is financially, how do women invest? The answer is sexually. Look at him now, he is finding it difficult to leave her because he financially invested in her.
Ubunja is a truth teller. The pleasures of the cash. You all should read that miseducation. You will find it there.

pansophist:
History has bonded us together through circumstances, and it is better to improve on that. Every civilization and nation that exist thereof, their foundation was built on blood, peasantry, death, and corpse of amount untold. A beautiful story would be to evolve and cement our brotherhood, to make them proud of their sacrifice, and that their death was not in vain.

Breaking up is one of the ways to achieve such a beautiful story, just as staying together well, but one is better than the other. Unity will always be superior to division. My life is enriched immensely by the rich and organic culture of every part of Nigeria, and we should improve on that. True federalism is one method, and regionalism is another or any model that gives complete autonomy and put the power of the country in the hand of the people. This is what is truly needed.

Even MNK started with this, but since the political elites in Abuja refused, he decided to break out of Nigeria completely. But if true federalism is achieved, all the points you gave will vanish immediately. Nigeria is not even the most ethnically diverse country on earth. China, India, Russia, the US, and the EU are far far more diverse in everything than Nigeria, but they worked as one, and became strong, instead of divisions.

And mind you, the country you mentioned such as Israel, Britain, and Japan, all have different stories that are unrelated to Nigeria. As far as I am concerned, Japan is not an independent country, they are vassals of the US. Currently, there are seven US military bases in Japan, thirteen in the UK, and for Israel, without US support, they would probably have vanished from the map. Also about Japan, their economy has been raped and castrated by the US, please read about the ''plaza accord'', to know what the US did to Japan, to seal their fate, and make sure Japan never becomes a threat to them again.

The only chance for all the ethnic groups in Nigeria to survive and have a say is to be together and treat each other nicely. If we break up, we become weaker and get snatched by foreign players. Don't take my word for it, I will give you an example that proves this fact. During the Biafran war, France was on the side of Biafra and was out in the international community announcing the atrocities of the Nigerian government against Biafrans (just like the west with the Ukrain/Russian war), it was because of France that the international community came to know about the Biafran war.

But little did most people know that such assistance comes with a heavy cost. France has signed deals with Ojukwu, to increase its influence in west Africa and get complete control over the oil in Biafran land, just as the British shell is controlling our oil now. You may read more about it in the link below.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/235540-exclusive-real-reason-france-supported-biafra-nigerian-civil-war.html

Like I said before, in the 21st century, it is either you are an empire or part of one. And you should not only be concerned about your food today while destroying the possibility to eat tomorrow. If there is any spark of a chance for Africa to get its act together, to be formidable and a country to be the leader of the whole pack, then it will be Nigeria. We are the most eligible chosen ones for that solemn task. Breaking off seems sweet, but it is not the answer long term.

Now, let's take the case of Sudan as an example. The Sudan war is almost the same as Nigeria. We were both colonized by the British, the northern Muslim Sudanese without oil controls the southern Christian Sudanese with oil, and they were forcefully made a country against their wish. They fought a brutal war for decades until both countries separated into Sudan and North Sudan. But still, they were still both poor. All they achieved was putting the same wine in different bottles. The same corruption and wickedness from the top still refilled the new countries.

We keep running away from our shadows but they will always follow us unless we integrate them. Even after separation, if we are corrupt, we won't grow, and we will be weaker. You can tell me which eastern leaders are using public funds for the people, let's start from there. That is a prediction that the future will be good. But regardless, if Nigeria ever choose to separate, then it must be done with mutual consent, not war, or else, it will be hell from there,

timsucess:
I possess a National Diploma certificate in Agricultural Technology and Higher National Diploma certificate in Agricultural Extension and Management.
Am available for the position of Farm Manager/Supervisor in any location in Nigeria.
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gift2xl:
Total of 11 person's.
Dude I put myself in your situation and realized I need advice too.

gift2xl:
Total of 11 person's.
Dude I put myself in your situation and realized I need advice too.

Rozross:
Let me mention my nairaland friends that i think have ego problemz to respond. can you guys take such offer from a close friend if you are in such situation?

shariff84:
ok here it's,thanks.
Prices as of today:-

Milk beans 45k
Oloyin 45k
Drum 45k
Olotu 45k
Iron beans 50k
Potasko beans 45k
Suyabeans 36k
Loca rice 55k
Bambara nut 71k
Locust beans 25k
Millet 18k
Peal millet 24k
Dawa white 22k
Red dawa 25k
White maize 20k
Yellow grade A 21k
Yellow Grate B 20k
New maize 17k
Local rice 27k(50kg)
Paddy rice 20k(260k/ton)
Sesame 65k
Sunflower 45k
Tiger nut big seed 55k
Tiger nut small seed 40k
Date 700/kg
Egwusi Igbo type;handpeeled 105k, engine peeed 100k.
Egwusi Niger 95k handpeeled,90k engine.
Cassava peeled 13k
Groundnut peeled 50k
Unpeeled Groundnut 12k(fresh)
All in 100kg bag(26 rubber paint)

Due to high cost of gas, transport to south east is 3k per bag.Transport to southwest is 2k-2k5.Abuja is 2k

Prechgold1180:
Omo life ehn

Nur worth the stress
Hustle from morning to night
One silly mistake man don go
All the hustle go just waste

Omo bro
My advice to who get money
Flex and enjoy ur life
Travel book hotels lodge
Flex ur self
Bcus if u die
If u enjoy well before u die , u go Dey gist ur fellow dead people how u take flex for life(how u take go Paris and Dubai etc
But if u work work and die without flex nah so so cry u go Dey cry

Dem fit still wipe u oraimo cord for dat side

Acidosis:
The funny thing is that Christians have been laughing off his blunders. Just imagine Obi making such a senseless narrative about Islamic prayer mat, kettle, and the other stuff they use in the mosque. Imagine how Muslims across this country would respond, from MURIC to northern Muslims in particular.

What has poisoned holy communion or church rat got to do with climate change nitori oloun? Even the muslims around him were so embarrassed.

Finesse247:
When Tinubu was asked about climate change at Arewa house His answer
On Climate change, Tinubu said “it’s like stopping the church rat from eating poisoned holy communion, we don’t have money, we need to shine our eyes, look the West in the eyes and say to them, if you don’t give us money, we won’t comply with your climate change.

This man doesn't understand what he is saying

Conner44:
I’m telling you, it’s a very terrible mentality that we have foisted on ourselves here. If you ask them why they got married when they are not financially stable you’d hear useless reasons like

“I don’t want to be old and training my children”

then I’d ask them ‘so you’d rather carry your wife and children along in your suffering and poverty days abi? no wahala’

Later you’d see them begging on social media and contemplating suicide. There’s even one of them here that married early and now opens threads begging for help upandan threatening suicide meanwhile that same person is campaigning for APC

I won’t mention the person’s moniker.

GrammarNazi1:
When Pique reduced his salary, he was roundly praised as the next big thing but little did you know that Pique was supposed to relinquish his whole salary by leaving the club.

BlaqFaze:
Busquets
Pique
Alba
Roberto

The players mentioned above have many things in common...

They're weak, old, spineless, earning big and unfortunately are Barca players.

These players shouldn't be seen near a team that wants to compete...but all four of them are Barca captains... hilarious