₦airaland Forum

Fingerprinter:
No way. Welcome to the mother land

Lol. Or only one way, he should go back to the US.

This is getting interesting...

mofedamijo:
Which money,did u go get ur cash and they told u theres no cash,u guyz see pictures of city around the world n u shout wow,n den blame the govt and everyone,saying naija no fine,now zenith bank brough it upon themselves to beautiful the city were they make thier money,n ure complaining,do you know what they call “social responsibility “,i bet u dont,zenith has been giving out to the poor 4 years,why not go to the next available ATM in ur area,withdraw all u have and give to the poor u retard.....now take ur sophisticated foolishness and run along....

*In DJ Khalid's voice* LEGEND!!

tensazangetsu20:
Am sorry but this is bullshit. There are lots of honest rich people in Nigeria. Op the best way to become rich in Nigeria is the same way to become rich anywhere else in the world. You sell a business or service that people need at prices that people can afford. It's not rocket science.

You've said it all. ☺

jolak5:
I have a script of an hour I need to write.... If you are good at writing scripts, kindly quote me and state your charge.

What kind of script?

I write movie scripts.

Ayobamms:
Like seriously, I duff my hat to you [boss] @ venzal for the great work done. I started reading from the first page and just read through page 100 now.

I'm somehow embittered that I came across this thread very late as most of the link you gave out to download those softwares ain't working any longer.

I intentionally jumped to the last pages to see if there are fresh updates before I continue from page 101. Alas, none has been sighted. They were only filled with fake sellers of e..bo.OK despite having gained the knowledge from this thread FOC.

However, I'd be so glad if you could still help me out as a newbie in the system. I sent you a mail [Ayobamms at...] on October 31st but I presumed you're always busy. Kindly help a brother out.

And to others that have done so well, I hail you ooo.

CC:
Emmyk, Tabbaz, et al.

Better late than never.

nairafacts:
5. The Anambra waxbill, a small bird of many beautiful colours, is found only in Southern Nigeria and nowhere else on earth.

Lol. But we have this bird in Ilorin city. Is Kwara state finally Southern Nigeria now?

Dee60:
Complete show of ignorance.

This is how many Nigerians assume they are experts in Economics.

The value of your currency is not measured by the figure it exchanges against other currencies but what it can buy.

300 Naira can buy you a loaf of bread in Nigeria but can 10 Kenyan shillings buy you that same loaf?

When you change that money what can it buy? That is the true value. Your nominal value does not mean much.

You made sense.

When I went for a wedding in July - 7/7/2017,. We were three on the bike, the bikeman was speeding, we should have dropped, but we didn't, from nowhere, another bike wanted to enter the main road from the left, the bikeman swerved to the right, but it wasn't balanced, I put my left foot on the ground, the road dragged my fully body and I was dragged on the main road for some seconds, my left elbow, hand and left leg pilled so much, because I landed with the left part of my body.

The bikeman parked successfully in front of me and they came to pick me from the floor, it was a scary event, I knew at that instant that life is very fragile.

I got up and the first thing I asked was 'where is my wristwatch' ?

Not my fault, I treasure the wristwatch. £189 wristwatch is a big deal to me at this stage.

I was rushed to a pharmacy beside the road, was treated and given anti-tetanus injection.

Pictures nko?

Na them sabi.

Nazeren:
This is soo unbelievable

It's real, the Sun was shining bright behind the clouds.

He did the same thing in 2014.

That was how Aiyelabowo gave that woman #1000 and he ran mad.

I took this in Bwari, Abuja sometime last year.

I also love taking pictures of the skies and beautiful things generally

Some of these happen to just anybody. #EkitiKopa#

Damn, the days of using Sony Ericsson cheat.

and this one google.com/m?source=gwtd.. Lol. I can't forget this link, I used it to access many sites through it.

The days of sharemobile.

Using Edge to download a game, just then, it gets to 99% and amazingly fails.

Tegos!

Downloading a game, just to discover it's not your screen size. , I started putting the size when downloading, Real Football 2005.jar 128 X128, 320 X 240 (for Motorola Rzr V3i).

Flashing Nokia 2700C flashing times

Building themes for myself and friends in "nth" format via collection of pictures.

The days of Opera Mini. Opera 2.2, 4.1, 5.0, 5.1

Good 'ol days.

Head to Twitter and complain, they should refund you, once what your airtime was converted into hasn't been used for something else.

It happened to me last month, I loaded #200 and they deducted #150 and transfered it elsewhere, I complained and they fixed it.

The Maureen was confused when she mentioned SMS alert Services...

supersystemsng:
He came to preach, not to trace igbo roots, Nigerians. T.D. Jakes has longed known his roots for over seven years now..Abeg, hype

That's true. I had that on my mind too, I saw the thread on it many year ago here on Nairaland.

Nice.
I love wildlife.

Ysakaws1:
Please which browser can I use to remain online on fiverr. Fiverr app not working. I am showing offline after some time.

Did you restrict it from running at the background?

falcon01:
believe me I did it exactly when I was replying why will I lie of such??
infact I have more screen shots I took exactly that time

Oh, okay.

Few months ago, I withdrew some cash at the ATM in Access Bank Ado-Ekiti, from the notes, there was a #1000 that had cut off from one corner, I reported to the security, they asked for witness, lol, and I was the only one withdrawing that day, no one behind me, it was 4pm, couldn't go into the Bank, I was told to come the next day.
I did, but they didn't help inside the bank, they said they are gonna call me, if they see the other part of the torn currency in the ATM because ATM (at that moment) it was full.

I couldn't use the money, people kept rejecting it, till I sold it at #500 to someone.
It was annoying.

falcon01:
2gb in 1 hour well my airtel reaches 10mb/sec on modem with PC while on smartphone it hits 6mb/sec


below is my current speed as at now.

Lol. Time on the screenshot 9:28, then you posted on Nairaland at 9:22.
How's this current?

Davash222:
5 things most people know about South Africa;


Xenophobia

Xenophobia

Xenophobia

Xenophobia

Xenophobia.

Why is Nairaland scattered on my phone?

I am not understanding.

Cybertext:
They can't swim doesn't mean they can drown (heck!! they are already dead).


They could be a lot of what if... the night king can even sacrifice thousands of wights to get that dragon up.

True.