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FoodFood With Name Strating With U by emonkey(op): 10:25am On Sep 11, 2015
Please can you tell me some Nigerian food , fruit with name starting with U. Example ..: Ugba..
BusinessRe: I Need Someone To Ship Item From UK by emonkey(op): 8:59am On Sep 11, 2015
naijacutee:
I've used Ocimex Ltd for years without any problems. They are a great compromise between affordability and speed. Call them on +44207 117 2704
Thanks. Any email for them ? I always like to explain what I want done before discussing
BusinessI Need Someone To Ship Item From UK by emonkey(op): 4:45pm On Sep 10, 2015
I want to buy an equipment (a big computer printer) from UK and I need a reliable shipper to help me ship it to Nigeria. Can someone recommend a reliable company ? Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by emonkey(m): 4:36pm On Sep 10, 2015
I am looking for the following to start work immediately :

1. Very intelligent computer operator with good Corel Draw skills. OND will be advantage
2. Very intelligent and presentable outside marketer . OND will be an advantage

Send your application to ambookpublishing@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Paying Money To Paypal Account by emonkey(op): 4:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
I can't pay without a Paypal account?
BusinessPaying Money To Paypal Account by emonkey(op): 9:37am On Sep 09, 2015
How can I send money into someone's paypal account from Nigeria ?
PoliticsRe: APC And The Spirit Of Witchcraft - By Femi Aribisala by emonkey(m): 1:02pm On Sep 06, 2015
vinkod007:
Its my bros baby dedication today............ NL show some love pls a thousand like will be enough for d baby pls.
Why have you come to expose the poor child to witchcraft on Nairaland. Are you an illiterate? huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Read What This Swedish Reporter Says About Nigeria And Buhari by emonkey(m): 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2015
raayah:
For those who cannot the watch the video, the reporter is trying to say that the Media paints Third-world countries to be worse than they are. He used Nigeria as an example.

I did not put up this pictures to say Buhari is Good or Bad. I put it to show to show another perspective of how Nigeria is viewed.

Also, Sweden is not huge in politics, so its great to see a Small country talk about us in a positive light.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYnpJGaMiXo
OK O! Na so Oyinbo talk abi ? grin grin
PoliticsRe: Corruption Ongoing Under Buhari – PDP by emonkey(m): 8:30pm On Sep 03, 2015
GabrielSuswam:
Olisa Metuh it's too early to kill yourself with High Blood Pressure....If Buhari doesn't perform we will vote him out in 2019, But if he performs I and my family will support him till 2023...

You guys had the chance to change Nigeria From 1999 to 2015...Instead you all enriched yourselves, Building Mansions and Riding posh cars in Abuja..

Pls feel free to inform me whenever any PDP stalwart wants to sell his house for cheap in Maitama or Asokoro...As they are no longer in control of the federal government Treasury

Back to my business sipping Moet in TheBank, Wuse2 with Uyi the founder....lol
See your mouth like " .If Buhari doesn't perform we will vote him out in 2019,". You think the North will follow you to vote him out ? The man is going to be there for 8 years or even till he decides to go.
Sai Baba
BusinessRe: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by emonkey(m): 9:55am On Sep 03, 2015
[size=18pt]Most people see a 'problem', wise people see 'opportunity'. Take your banana and watermelon to Shoprite and then come back to tell us here whether they refused it or not. People just come to make noise on nairaland and then complain they don't have job. Who will employ senseless people ? Shoprite does not go out to buy anything. They depend on business minded people to come SUPPLY to them. Do you now understand you dummies ? Mscheew ![/size]
CrimeRe: Mad Man Destroys ATM With Hammer, Customers Take To Their Heels by emonkey(m): 12:50pm On Sep 02, 2015
midolian:
https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/download-68-300x168.jpg?a1f46c
An unidentified mentally unstable young man allegedly attacked the First Bank Branch at Ganaja junction in Kabba, Okene road area of Lokoja on Tuesday, damaging two Automated Teller Machines (ATMs).

The mad man was said to have held a hammer, which he used repeatedly to hit the machine, trying to destroy it.

The incident, which reportedly threw ATM users into confusion and kept them on their heels scuttling for safety, happened at about 9 a.m after the suspect was mistaken for a robber on a mission to rob customers at the ATM.

According to reports, the attack allegedly rendered two bank machines useless, leaving customers exasperated.

The state Police Public Relation Officer, Collins Sola Adebayo, who confirmed the incident, said the suspect was shot on his leg.


http://dailypost.ng/2015/09/02/mad-man-destroys-atm-with-hammer-customers-take-to-their-heels/

Lalasticlala shocked
[size=18pt]How do you know he was unstable ? Maybe the machine chop him card now. grin grin grin[/size]
PoliticsRe: See This Mounted Nigerian Police Van (Photo) by emonkey(m): 12:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/638619739892355072
The truck is for the "Mounted Police Unit" which means those who ride horses. What do you think horses eat ? How will the horse food be brought ; by okada? SMH
CrimeRe: Man Jailed 5 Years For Setting Pregnant Woman Ablaze; Photo by emonkey(m): 6:32pm On Aug 31, 2015
5 Years ?! Is the judge mad. This animal should spend the rest of his life in a mental institution. Jeez.
Jobs/VacanciesImmmediate Vacancies In Ibadan by emonkey(op): 8:59am On Aug 31, 2015
A publishing and promotional gifts company is in need of following :

1. Computer operator with OND in any discipline and complete mastery of Coreldraw and Microsoft Office

2. Marketing executive with OND and a pleasant personality.

Send your CV immediately with salary expectation to ambookpublishing@gmail.com for a quick interview
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by emonkey(m): 8:58am On Aug 31, 2015
A publishing and promotional gifts company is in need of following :

1. Computer operator with OND in any discipline and complete mastery of Coreldraw and Microsoft Office
2. Marketing executive with OND and a pleasant personality.

Send your CV immediately with salary expectation to ambookpublishing@gmail.com for a quick interview
AgricultureRe: PICTURES..The Construction Of Free Range Snail Farming System. by emonkey(m):
obua:
how do you ensure that the planted vegetation is sufficient for the snails considering the fact that snails eat a lot of vegetation
Good question , just expect that 100 medium size snails will eat equivalent of about N200 worth ugwu every day . That is a lot of vegetation. You can't plant that in the same farm. You will probably need to buy.
AgricultureRe: PICTURES..The Construction Of Free Range Snail Farming System. by emonkey(m): 7:12pm On Aug 27, 2015
Afrocatalyst:
After 5months you should be having at least 20,000 snails excluding mortality and other factors. You can sell off your breeders then for 300 or 250 if you like.
Mortality can be quite high , and you seem to have only painted a rosy picture. You can expect as much as 10% mortality even in wet season. In dry season you may be unluckier. Also snails are very moody creatures and when you have overcrowding, as when you say 1000 can turn to 20,000 you will have problems , and they usually resort to cannibalism . Yes, snails eat up one another including shells. What about ants ? If a big enough army of soldier ants discover your snail farm, you can lose all of your snails in just one day. I will advise that anyone should first try on a very small scale first before spending so much money and time on this quite risky venture. I am talking from experience.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should Primary School Education Be Added To A CV? by emonkey(m): 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2015
missKiffy:
Please I would like to know if it's appropriate to add one's primary school education in a cv
Just imagine your advantage , when the boss finds that you also attended the same primary school as himself.
grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Commercial CD And DVD Duplication And Printing by emonkey(m): 1:45pm On Aug 18, 2015
I am buying equipment that will duplicate cds and print on them for young upcoming music artistes and school children . Is it required that I get a license from NCC to be able to do this commercially ? I am just operating from a small room in my office and not a big plant. Thanks
Music BusinessIs A Nigerian Copyright Commision Licence Required To Copy And Print On CD ? by emonkey(op): 1:44pm On Aug 18, 2015
I am buying equipment that will duplicate cds and print on them for young upcoming music artistes . Is it required that I get a license from NCC to be able to do this commercially ? I am just operating from a small room in my office and not a big plant. Thanks
FamilyRe: How Do You Control A Rebellious Teenager? by emonkey(m): 4:18pm On Aug 06, 2015
xynerise:
Going through the developmental stages in life, some teens tend to take a wrong detour in life. Many teens are becoming rebellious to their parents and causing disunity in the family. Setting their own rules in the house and disrespecting anybody who tries to stop them from doing what they wish to do.

"Spare the rod and spoil the child". Does this also applies to teenagers? I guess not. What other psychological ways can we correct this rebellion?
The only way is to resolve to be their FRIEND and not their PARENT.
Otherwise you may become enemies for life
AgricultureRe: Cultivating Cucumber - A Blog by emonkey(m): 7:32pm On Aug 03, 2015
Neduzze5:
Yeah... They grow... There are some species that don't grow especially those that have a standard V shape
Those are the ones in my garden. They are very destructive to young plants
AgricultureRe: Cultivating Cucumber - A Blog by emonkey(m): 6:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
Neduzze5:
My own problem is with the ants... I have not yet found a means of taking them out. As for the snails, you can catch them and domesticate them. They are another source of making money.
Do those small snails grow. I thought that was how the species are and they can never be as big as the giant ones
AgricultureRe: Cultivating Cucumber - A Blog by emonkey(m): 1:13pm On Aug 02, 2015
@RAKITIK @Neduzze5
How can I prevent my young plants from being eaten by insects and snails ? I always have a problem with these.
AgricultureRe: Cultivating Cucumber - A Blog by emonkey(m): 3:16pm On Aug 01, 2015
Neduzze5:
I've lost count of the number of days....
RAKITIC:
Bros u dnt need to stake cucumber
Please I was going to ask what is the purpose of staking ? Must cucumber. watermelon, squash etc have to be staked before they will grow ? Thanks for answering my question
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Work As A Cleaner If The Pay Is Good? by emonkey(m): 6:55pm On Jul 25, 2015
LaurelP:
just for fungrin. As A graduate, if u are offered a job as a cleaner for a pay of say 50 to 80k, would you accept it? Maybe in an oil company or multinational?
If you have weekly bills to pay and the consequences for not paying those bills are huge enough, you will take any job that comes along. Ask people working abroad and they will give you good advice about the consequence of not paying bills when due.
Same reason Nigerian employers prefer to employ those who have experience working abroad. They are more serious with their job.
PetsRe: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by emonkey(m): 10:10am On Jul 24, 2015
Why huh?
angry angry angry angry
PetsRe: My Pets... Croc, Monitor Lizard, Tortoise by emonkey(m): 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2015
Kai better bush meat grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accountant Urgently Wanted - Benin by emonkey(op): 10:23am On Jul 17, 2015
This is a very senior position please.
This position is for a FULLY QUALIFIED chartered accountant , and not for "associate"

Last day
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accountant Urgently Wanted - Benin by emonkey(op): 4:54pm On Jul 16, 2015
Please send in your application by tomorrow Friday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accountant Urgently Wanted - Benin by emonkey(op): 3:19pm On Jul 15, 2015
rexlims:
How much is d pay?
Thanks.Negotiable.

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