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Yea!!! It feels sooo good to be back

My Prayers
Lord, thank you for making me a Manchester United fan.
Thank you for Man Utd lovers like my darling Criz , Disser Sauron, Opposer Eastbay, Supporter TKB,
Lovers Darefestus, JK, Tubabie, Chamotex, Dre, Codedguy Manu4laif.
Thank you for 2008 when we were crowned EPL Champions, UEFA Champions & WORLD Champions. . .
may 2009 be 'to be continued' of trophies for us.
Lord, I pray against bad belle and haters that are Arsenal and Chelski fans, they keep dissing us and try to constitute a stumbling block to our success.
Please Lord, let your thunder faya their key boards whenever they want to type hogwash about my Beloved Manchester United
Let lightening paralyse their vocabuary brain if they use it to think or say bad about us.
May the Gaynners remain trophyless any time they wish us badluck
May the Chavs stutter and fall apart if they try to say any wrong about us. . . . . . Above all, may Abramovich's football money run dry.  
please Lord, look at supporters like, Debo, DDK, Doyin13 A-40, Vicade, Mukinanthrax and their likes.  
Lord, you have given us power to stand up to them and be above them
May they continue to congratulate us. Let they go green with envy as we go dey win dey go

Let 2009 bring us the remaining trophies like FA cup, Carling Cup and Back to Back UEFA Champions league and EPL titles
May Arsene Wenger, Maureen and LFS etc. come for sight seeing at our trophy museum

Give SAF the intelligence to do the necessary changes and substitutions, buy ad play the right players and win games.
Heart break will not be our portion this year.
We shall shout and sing 'Champione' again and again!!!!
May CR7 rediscover his form. May Rooney, Tevez and Berba bang in goals like a basket leaking water
May Scoles, Carrick, Fletcher, Anderson etal hold fort in the middle
May Gary, Giggs and the old war horses retire RIGHT NOW!!!
May Wes Brown and Hargo return against all expectations. .  .  
May Vida, Rio, Rafael, Evra, VDS, Foster, Kitkat close up our defense like Alcatraz
May the reserve team be the darling of the club

IT SHALL BE WELL WITH MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!

All Manchester United fans shall rejoice from time to time and have a bountiful new year
Let the haters keep hating and remain where they are. . . ,   


Lord, All these and more are my prayers and i know you will grant out heart desires they christ our lord Amen

Hey guy, from Obeledu, Emperoh is saying hi to ya guys
I guess it was a drab game but the essential is getting the three points
Whats new and floating?

And for the new yr, we shall all have it as we want
Happy new yr to all Mancs; From Tkb to Sauron, Chamo and Queen Criz
Darefestus and Ndumart, Eastbay and Tubabie, Justkunmi and 4Play

We shall have more and more reasons to bemerry on this thread this coming yr
Let the haters continue we all know them. . . . . .


HAPPY NEW YR TO Y'ALL

Seasons Greetings to Mancs and the all supporters and lovers of Manchester United
One Love!!!!!

Did anyone understand what was written?
Pse i need someone to explain to me. . . . .

lol!!! nld UNA NO GO KILLI ME OOHHH!!!

Adam Brody:
The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!

i thought this section is rated 18+
WHere is this juvenile coming from?

Kai Gaynners from bad to worse. . . . too bad
I don't pray to be in ya shoes one bit
Now whats the midfield gonna look like? Arsene knows he has a big issue on his hands
He had better close the Arshavin deal asap else. . . . even Westbrom go begin use una do training

Bia
I hope you guys are not going to bring this una IFE gist
scatter this thread. . . . it is strictly the Champions and only Champions issues are allowed

Dre
Why you dey run nah. . . even in ya own domain?

Oga is this car still available?
will call ya i have someone who needs it

Oga do you still have this car?
Someone needs it asap. will contact you once i conclude with him. . . .

Bisoyeg
One more time pls

WVWPD63BX3P298488

Ade could you help me out with this

WVWPD63BX3P298488

Why do you guys keep giving this guy a feedback
For all i care, he can say Klinsman is better than Fergie
In his world

Waiting for the Chavs to strike their foot tonite
I hope it turns out fine

Motor wey i use reach seven yrs, e never serve me?

Na poverty be that if i can't change my car after 5=6yrs
No insult or boasting intended

SIena? Are u back for real?

tubabie:
vous recevez TOUT CELA MAL.
je suis un supporter de MANCHESTER UNITED.
Nawa o

now u will be the one giving DDK mouth to talk

Il n y a rien a t'inquiete
Toute a ete mis en controle

il peut dire ce qu'il veut, il va rien changer

Poster
Copy and paste at work.
Make Vanguard Newspapers catch you. . . . . .http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/24498/121/

ahhh tubabie
comment puis je vous oublier?
tu faits un grand part de notre union ici
s'il te plait, excussez moi de cet erreur, tu peut voir qu'il a ete corrige

comment va le weekend et comment prepare toi pour la noel?

DDk and his nay saying, you can close your eyes and guess right what he's gonna say
Can't you at least congratulate us? Don't even congratulate us, yours will change nada. .

How am i to start celebrating?
Then the Arses made my day by getting a draw with the scousers

please Sauron, Eastbay, TKB, Criz, JK, Vinisky, Chamotex, Darefestus Manu4laif, Tubabie et Nazzyon
Lets file a petition to Fergie, before someone commits suicide, lets dash the Gaynners some trophy?
You see am beginning to feel for them and i don't want  any of them going bonkers because of AW's policies

Congrats to the new World Champions
Now the real season begins. . . I hope we can start copping them points immediately
Its looking very real now you know. . . . and congrats to the most successful manager in the world.

Cris

You have forgotten that thats the only language them Gaynners understand
Try any other language and it do be like teaching a dog how to talk

and to think he is an advocate of negative footie makes it all the more frustrating

shit!!!!! this is the height of it. . . . . . . .

doesn't work pls. . . . douche after the act nko?

dayokanu:
Inter is not a strong team in Europe.

This season alone they have struggled against Werder Bremen, Lost to Panathinaikos and struggled with Anathosis Famagusta ( Sounds like a disease).
Maybe Mouthrinho would be able to inspire them winning the Serie A wont make Mourinho a success because mancini did that a lot of times . Winning the CL is the target for Mourinho and this is the game I would be waiting for for him to prove he is a good coach.

Winning with Porto might be adduced to luck because everything went wrong in the CL that year unusual teams made the semis no Power house made the semi(Monaco, Deportivo, Chelsea and porto)

With Chelsea he was not able to win the CL with all the resources he had and Grant even performed better.

Now if he should lose this time it would just prove he is a fluke!!!

Maybe that would be enough to shut his tramp
We need to gag him

But i don't wanna get too confident just as Cris has said
This kinda ties are down to who is better off but what tactics and techniques will do
Then and then, the Mourinho factor. More like an unfinished business with Fergie
Can february come tonite??

Lawyer
Its a situation that best describes this country
Reading in the papers today, Tanker drivers says its only in Lagos thats such situation will obtain
but you and i can bet that i will spread

A country so much blessed yet we live in difficulty. Any sneez from the NUPENG and their cohorts send cold to everyone
We know how much dependence we have on fuel. When Indepenent marketers are complaining about non payment of subsidy by government
we are faced with the menace of Tanker drivers

but who will blame them. if you have had a brush with LASTMA, you will realise what they go thru
They have become god unto themselves and woe betide you they tow your car. i wonder if they ever generate any revenue for the Lagos state govt.
With the way they collect bribes.
The Tanker drivers themselves are not innocent all thru.

Na only God go see im people thru this kind country

IT SHALL BE WELL WITH NIGERIA

DDK
Any need for all these unnecessary bunkum?
Citeh lost and topped the group, Spurs drew and came second so what the big deal?
Oh i forgot. . . . . . you are having you evening weed session. . . . whats the latest mixture?
Ewedu and Curry leaves mixed with hemp??

Hmm i bet we did give a good game
I hope we can bring back the trophy
The guys from Ecuador are not push overs, ask the scousers

Sauron
Whats happening in the reserves game?

TK
What station is showing it. . . . . .i mean DSTV, HITV which?

Can't believe i forgot we had a game this morning
Ok guys, is this as good as won?

allboyz:
Its possi
Guy sharap, Mother Mary was a Virgin,yet gave birth , Miracle u say? yes the same applies, Eduardo better, though the major issue is that, HE IS BACK!!!!!

Wake up from your stupidity induced slumber
Miracle indeed. . . . . . more like saying Berbatov is better than Henry right?

Professional Olodo!!!

Brs deeplo
You n ge case ooh!! i swear yours is not a big deal as long as you handle it well

I know a man who had something like yours but the didn't handle it well
He broke up with the fiance and married the lady only to find out after 6yrs that the child
the lady put on her wasn't his after all

So, like everyone has said, find a suitable environment and time
invite your fiance, sit her down in a relaxed mood and tell her everything
Let her get angry, beat you, yell and shout, when she cools down, half the wahala is solved
at this point, the lady can't blackmail you. Read the riots act to her and make the rules.

She is only doing what she's doing with feeling that your marriage to the lady will be over once she realizes what you did
So sit the Bleep down and sort ya self out man

allboyz:
There is no need to elaborate this issue on Berbatov and Eduardo,


Eduardo is better, 

Dr Kitaun:
@Debosky

stop belabouring this issue . . .Eduardo will outscore Berbatov for real !!!

who will doubt that ? 

debosky:
Why are you weeping??

Let's make a wager now - Eduardo will OUTSCORE Berbatwat this season, even if they play the same number of games. 

Father forgive them for they know not what they say. . . . . . . .

Even Kit the sane one amongst them. . . . . . . . .
More like someone saying his mother is a virgin

I think we are over looking the Dream Team 1
Maybe because they were not called Super Eagles then
But you know that they were a fall out of the USA 94 squad
Okocha, Siasia, etc

while most of them formed the nucleus of the 2000 team
Only God knows what Bora Milutinovic did with these bunch of stars in 1998 . . . . . .
He and the stupid Nazi coach where bad news to the national side. . . . they are the worst to have handled our national side
even Ladan Bosso is better

Can we still build a team as strong as the 94 side? Maybe the dream team 4 can be as good if they can imbibe the discipline and guile of the 94 side
And the creativity and depth of the 2000 side. . . . .
or even the guys that won in Korea. . .


But all in all, the 1994 squad holds it for me. . . .inexperience and politics killed us off in the world cup

Anyone tried Crazy Browser before?
I just keep them all on standby