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Na the 2 of you we want begin see here.
Anyway. Answer the Q or, what and who is bosom?

Waoh!! I heard Totti is a major doubt after injuring his h]Hamstring on saturday.
Hope it goes well for us.


ONE UTD!!!

Gawd, I loved United. I say I Love Manchester United.Isend them Die.
Villa was looking like a High side. Ronaldo and Rooney and Tevez where running the rounds as Carrick and Scholes kept them off and SPRAYED The Passes. The passes were like Wireless Networks and Bluetooth connection. Even Ando God that boy won't kill me with his Hard -On footie.
Shields the ball well, great Spray Passes, Nice fouless tackles and good protection. He can't stop Amazing me. I can't wait to see him against Ballack, Lampard and Essien and probably Mikel when we play Chelski.

That match was most probably Paul Scholes best match since coming back from Injury. He did what he used to and what we know him for. Carrick is getting better with every game and should have scored.

I am a bit afraid of Roma but i know with the confidence in the team we can come out with something. Probably an or away goals.
Let Chelski and Assanal to keep up the race.

ONE UTD!!!

I agree with you those Gayners where Arrow
Man U 4 - ) Aston Villa

Some posts are just too dump that i don't even know why i waste my time reading them talk more of replying.

Are u asking our opinion for him to divorce or satisfy his lust JEEZ

@Olodo abu O[b]mumu[/b]

Them from where born U sef?
Why u dey complain if them yab you.
Anything wey U talk from now on i go show u say i fit fight the 6 of your type with out blinking
SCUMTWAT.

@Akowole
Can Chelsea dare increase season tickets?
When u answer this Q/? then come back lets talk.

Le Chac
i heard the Flesh eater is out for 3wks. We don't need these at this point.
The Thread has been a bit boring. No posting all day.

See eeh Gilgee
The best think for u is to hold torch for them
At least u feel the sensation and probably wet dreams
Thats Ok for you now eeh or what do you think Night Nurse??

gentledove:
learnt mile two boys are yahoo-yahoo people. how true is that?

Check its elder brother FESTAC

@Anusman

The awards wey u dey find who u go dash.
I no want abeg just keep am u hear?
Kpelee

@Gilgee
This kongy dey do you something else
But i swear, if Ituen or Saucekid catch,
Ejighi Igbo agwa ya onye ocha,

Gilgee
Am actually falling out of Love
She has been attacking all my post.
I want to see the ones she posted.

@ ANUSman

I know say make u help me but as e be say u don start u for complete am.
Abi u don forget say na to better pass you be my target.

At least devil see me tell make i no worry say i still better pass U.

@ Gigling

Gbo!! Gbo!! Gbo!!


Abeg the 'saa' no gree comot for my mouth help me complete am

I can't help attacking her. Why is she criticising my thread.

I don't run nowhere. She will tell U we own the thread.

olulu:
d normal one = 3 inch
is that what u are threatening clem with?
u go swallow that one along with d two rounded attachments sef

I guess u need an enhancement serum
Ohh i almost forgot,
Just suspend it to the Ceiling with a rope and U see it will get longer

Arrow!!

@Gilgee
I have noticed ur efforts. Don't wory try harder, it will get better.

[b]*knots rope and tighten it around Clemcy's strands of Pubic hair and suspends it to the ceiling fan*[/b]

Now lets see who goes first. You shall not have peace until u stop disturbing my peace.

@Gilgee
Mind your self oooh> or else.

As una dey drag the most pretty guy and the most handsome babe,
Make i run grab the ugliest b4 someone gets it b4 me
Abi no be so

U no go pretty/handsome pass me come ugly pass me.
At least 'pass' dey there.

Clemcy will never see because sha has no
EYE

Give us the link lets see what really happened

clemcykul:
ure improving lol

I guess that the newest vocab taught you today in your kindergarten class.
Anyway i will ask my 3yrs jnr. to teach you some.

ITI !!!!!!!!!!

Rebellious:
What type of cane are we talking about and how long is it?

The normal one u know? She's too small to be given the 10inch long one.
I don't want a case of child abuse,

@Clemcy

Na U dey ask urself the Q/
Na u dey answer am, Nawa

ATTENTION!! :oIndeed!

Anyway
Go get that elsewhere. I won't give it to you here.

I have better things to read than read drabs of some1 feeling Like

@ Clemcy
Daalu!!!
but,

Catches Clemcy's hand mid air and shakes the day light out of her

Warning??
I don't beat women but if you force me i will make surei give you a stern 6 strokes of the cane
Did you hear that.
Now stay clear and don't try any nonsense
Or Else,

Be warned!!?

Le Chac
Did you see how these Moronic Assanal fans Booed Ando even when he was playing well
I can believe they so much hater him. Anyway he undid them all at Emirates and will worse damage at Fort Knox.

England was appaling and very uninvemtive. I hope they begin to realise that they are a bunch of under achieving geeks
Made my Wayne look like he neva knew footie existed.

Greece made a mince meat of Portugal like they did 4 yrs ago at the Euro '04 finals. That free kick for the first goal was BAMB!!!

Whatchu Think!!!

Clemcy,
Migs and Ituen aren't here so if you don't mind your mouth, I twist it for you.

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"
"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, "

Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven. The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car. The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"What's the matter?"
"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window,
He tells her to take off her jeans, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?” she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that’s why I am here!"

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Question: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Answer: Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego,
A. "Is it in?"